History Funny / SuperMarioBros

* ''Mario Power Tennis'' gives us these [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnJ-5hES2Q bloopers]]. One particular gem involves Wario lifting weights... only to get a phone call from his mother.
-->'''Wario''': (''[[CharlesAtlasSuperpower lifts the enormous weight onto one shoulder casually and answers his phone]]'') Hello? Ma, I told you not to call me today! I'm making a movie... (''Waluigi shakes his head in disbelief and puts his hand over the camera as the director yells "Cut"'')
** Another good one, when Bowser pulls the lever to start Wario and Waluigi's TrainingFromHell, he accidentally rips it off. [[MeanCharacterNiceActor After laughing it off,]] the scene is reset for take two. Unfortunately, it seems the electricians got the wiring wrong, as Bowser is electrocuted, and passes out on the floor.
-->'''Waluigi:''' Eheh, don't expect mouth-to-mouth!
** The GBA version, ''Mario Tennis: Power Tour'' gives us this gem.
--> '''Harry:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Thanks to the power of Kate's rear end, I'm not scared of spinning things any more!]]
* There's some in the actual intro as well, such as the Mario Bros. watching Bowser's Bob-Omb-packed vehicle descend towards the ground.
-->'''Luigi:''' "[[OhCrap Oh, this looks bad...]]"

* In ''Mario Party 5, 6,'' and ''8,'' games played in 2-on-2 Team Mode get "team names" handed to them depending on which characters are paired. While some of them were predictable for obvious character combinations (like Luigi and Yoshi in ''8'' being called "Green Machine"), sticking together any really ''weird'' combination of characters results in weird and often hilarious team names:
** Daisy and Waluigi in ''5/6'': Awkward Date
** Wario and Toadette in ''6'': Secret Friends
** Birdo and Blooper in ''8'': What The [[UnusualEuphemism Bloop]]
** A lot of teams with Dry Bones in ''8'' qualify. Teaming with Mario makes "BBQ Ribs," Luigi makes "[[OcularGushers Cry Bones]]," Wario gives "Dumb Skulls," Waluigi leads to "Boneheads", and Daisy leads to the darkly apt "Daisy Pushers." Then there's Dry Bones and Hammer Brother: [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy What-The-Deuce]]. [[RefugeInAudacity But none of them can compare to the combination of]] Dry Bones and Birdo: "[[ADateWithRosiePalms Bone Chokers]]."
** And while not a weird pairing, teaming Peach and Daisy in ''8'' gives you the lower-key but awesome and amusing wordplay of "Damsels in Success."

* In the Boss Battle minigame "Bombard King Bob-omb" in Mario Party 9, players must choose one of four bombs to throw at King Bob-omb. The hilarity is if that more than one player chooses the same bomb, [[{{AmusingInjuries}} they'll bonk into each other as they're running toward the bomb they chose.]]

* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' has this:
-->'''Toad:''' "The princess is on that island! I think it's called 'Pineapple' or something... How do you think you can get there?"
** For context; this is said [[FailedASpotCheck right next to the cannon you use to get there]]. And no, the Toad doesn't even have the excuse of "Who in their right minds would launch themselves out of a cannon?!?", given that Mario [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 has done precisely that]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld on at least two previous adventures]].

* In ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' if you complete a level as Tanooki Mario, the Toad next to the restored King says "Thank you, kind raccoon. Please tell me your name." As if the exposed face of a mustached Italian-American man wasn't enough of a hint as to who you are.
** If you finish any of the Koopalings in a suit (Frog, Hammer, Tanooki) the restored King will have a different dialog depending on the suit, such as thinking that Mario's become the next victim of transformation.

** ''Funny/PaperMarioTheThousand-YearDoor''

** ''Funny/PaperMario:TheThousand-YearDoor''

** ''Funny/PaperMario:StickerStar''
** ''Funny/PaperMario:ColorSplash''
** ''Funny/PaperMario:TheOrigamiKing''

** In Superstars Baseball, Boswer gets a platinum one when you decide to not face Mario in Bowser mode at the final boss battle.

** A lot of teams with Dry Bones in ''8'' qualify. Teaming with Mario makes "BBQ Ribs," Luigi makes "[[OcularGushers Cry Bones]]," Wario gives "Dumb Skulls," Waluigi leads to "Boneheads", and Daisy leads to the darkly apt "Daisy Pushers." Then there's Dry Bones and Hammer Brother: [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy What-The-Deuce]]. [[RefugeInAudacity But none of them can compare]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar to the combination of]] Dry Bones and Birdo: "[[ADateWithRosiePalms Bone Chokers]]."

--> Harry: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Thanks to the power of Kate's rear end, I'm not scared of spinning things any more!]]

** Bowser, when chosen as an opponent on the Super Mario Bros. stage, complains about how he'll [[EarWorm/VideoGames never get that music out of his head now]].
** One of Waluigi´s lines comes when he is in Delfino Plaza. Waluigi, being [[TalkativeLoon Wa]][[PsychopathicManchild luigi]], declares this:

* There's also this brief scene where [[VillainsOutShopping Koopa is ordering some pizza for delivery]]. It isn't funny at first, but it becomes a BrickJoke when, as he orders the Goombas to move out and begin their invasion of the other dimension, he pauses to ask into a walky-talking "where's my pizza?"
** Then even later in the climax as Koopa is confronting the Mario Bros. at the climax...

* The scene where Koopa orders the pizza is a bit surreal because the teenaged clerk clearly recognizes him but treats him like any other customer, which implies by FridgeLogic that Koopa knows him and orders from there a lot (there's even a Koopa Special named after him). Think he gets the crazy bread too?

** Then even alter in the climax as Koopa is confronting the Mario Bros. at the climax...
-->'''Walky-Talky''': "Sir, your pizza is here!"
-->'''Koopa:''' "Not now."

* Iggy and Spike spend so long waiting for Daisy to come out of the restaurant that they fall asleep.

* Iggy and Spike's stupidity.

** The dialogue above was due to mistaking Daniella for Daisy.
-->'''Spike:''' I'm gonna get the girl.\\
'''Iggy:''' That's not the girl.\\
'''Spike:''' Yeah it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away.\\
'''Iggy:''' Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us.

** Not to mention the look on Yoshi's face [[spoiler:before Prince Froggy eats him and ''after'' shitting him out of his stomach]]. Yoshi goes from "O_o" to ":3" in seconds flat!

* During the end credits of Super Mario 3D World, [[spoiler: Bowser gets his just desserts by being trapped in a bottle, helplessly tapping against the glass.]]

* During Mario's confrontation with Koopa at the end of the film, Mario pulls a Bob-omb he picked up earlier from his pocket. The people around him ''panic instantly'' and flee in terror screaming "Bob-omb, he's got a Bob-omb!" Even Koopa is afraid of it, whispering "[[OhCrap Bob-omb?]]" in disbelief, and he actually starts to step back from it when Mario winds it up and sends it towards him. And then as its fuse ignites, the camera zooms in on it and there's a dramatic musical sting. All this fear and drama in response to an explosive the size of a golf ball. [[spoiler:The fear becomes justified several minutes later when it blows up like an incendiary grenade that launches Koopa several dozen feet into the air.]]

* From the Nintendo Booth at E3 2007, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E Mario's impressions of famous movie characters]]. [[spoiler:Especially the Darth Vader one.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu2DnTd3dEo On 9/10/15, Shigeru Miyamoto finally revealed]], after years of speculation, [[TheReveal who Bowser Jr's real mother was.]] [[spoiler: [[{{Squick}} It's]] [[MetaphoricallyTrue Miyamoto himself,]] [[ExactWords apparently.]]]]

* There's also this brief scene where [[VillainsOutShopping Koopa is ordering some pizza for delivery]]. It isn't funny at first, [[BrickJoke but when he's confronting the Mario Bros. at the climax...]]

** Another brick joke, related to the above example:

* Lena greets Iggy and Spike with "Hello, ''morons''." When they later screw up again, she snidely reminds Koopa that they're ''his'' relatives.

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