History Funny / StevenUniverseSeason4

* "I was going to hit humans gently enough to not hurt them and you were all going to think, 'Pearl, she's so cool!'"

[[AC:The Kindergarten Kid]]

* Steven’s idea for a disguise is calling himself [[ThisIsMyNameOnForeign "Esteban Universidad"]]. And Sapphire actually calls him this.

** Amethyst using the word "fam"... centuries ''before'' the word becomes contemporary.

* When Steven asks if he's paid off his debt by [[spoiler:helping Mr. Smiley patch things up with his old partner]], Mr. Smiley points out that the antique Zoltron machine was worth thousands, so he's still got a ways to go.

-->'''Amethyst:''' ([[spoiler: in the middle of trying to evade police]]) Pearl, you're a [[CurseCutShort total bad-!]]

-->'''Pearl''': What was I supposed to tell the DMV? That I'm from another planet?! I'm not exactly a citizen, Steven!

* Steven understandably freaks out when [[spoiler: he finds out the Gems abruptly kidnapped him as a baby.]]
-->'''Steven:''' You [[spoiler: kidnapped me?!]]

-->'''Amethyst:''' Nah, [[spoiler: we straight up 'napped you.]]
* When [[spoiler:the Gems kidnap baby Steven to both raise him themselves and get Rose back]], Greg tries to catch up by borrowing a sled and a dog. Poor Greg ends up being chased by said dog, who's carrying the sled.

** It also gets a bit HilariousInHindsight, as [[spoiler: she has to put up an act of absolutely adoring every little thing Lapis names. After a couple times, she was probably dreading whatever was coming next.]]

* After [[spoiler: Navy double-crosses Steven and steals back the Roaming Eye]], Lapis can't help but laugh, saying "I was ''right''! No one could be ''that'' well-adjusted!"
* At the end, Garnet shows up with two balloons: one that says "Welcome to the Party!," and another that says "Sorry for your Loss." Seeing as [[spoiler: Navy ended up betraying them,]] she pops the "Welcome" balloon, saying at least it was worth a shot.

* Steven describes [[spoiler:Aquamarine]] to Connie and Crystal Gems, each one drawing a picture to estimate how she looks judging by his description. Connie's drawing is an amateurish attempt at anime stylization (even sporting cat ears), Amethyst's looks like a dog drawn by a preschool child, Pearl's is highly detailed and looks like a crying ballerina with angel wings, while Garnet....just doodled herself.

* Just imagine how many people, male and female, young and old, [[spoiler:Aquamarine]] asked the titular question.
* All the missing people are stuck inside [[spoiler:Topaz's body]] with their lower jaws submerged in it. With their mouths covered they can only mumble for help... except for Onion, who can call for help just fine [[TheUnintelligible but that doesn't matter]].

* When Garnet nearly punches Jamie, who's still stuck [[spoiler:in Topaz]], he defensively shouts "I've moved on, I swear!"
** When Garnet hesitates, [[spoiler:Topaz]] throws her into a building with the words "KNOCK OUT" on it. How appropriate.
* Afterward, Pearl tries to poof [[spoiler:Topaz]] safely using her spear. [[spoiler:Aquamarine]] hits her with her tractor beam and sends her flying, Team Rocket-style, with Pearl letting out a comical yelp as she goes. A few moments later, Pearl drops back into the fight unharmed.
* [[spoiler: Aquamarine]] taunts the gems before taking off with Steven, and we get ''beautiful'' [[SubvertedTrope subversion of]] TalkingIsAFreeAction from Pearl. She tries stabbing her with her spear before she even finishes.
* Jamie being so [[LargeHam overly]] [[DramaQueen dramatic]] that Connie gives him an irritated expression, and Onion rolls his eyes. Even [[spoiler: Aquamarine]] [[NotSoAboveItAll gets annoyed by him]].
-->'''[[spoiler: Aquamarine]]''': Will you stop! You're ruining my moment!
* When Steven [[spoiler: is about to prep everyone to jump out of the ship after Alexandrite opened the door, before he can even get a word out, Onion [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere immediately jumps and]] ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere gracefully dives]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere into the water]], not waiting on Steven's instructions to run for it.]]

* Andy assuming that Lapis and Peridot were hobos, then hippies.

** Greg's whole SesameStreet routine when coming up with the idea to put together a dogsled.

* Jamie being so [[LargeHam overly]] [[DramaQueen dramatic]] that Connie has an annoyed expression, and Onion rolls his eyes. Even [[spoiler: Aquamarine]] [[NotSoAboveItAll gets annoyed by him]].

[[AC:"The Kindergarten Kid"]]

[[AC:"Know Your Fusion"]]

--> '''Garnet''': [[MetaphoricallyTrue Peridot]].

--> '''Sardonyx''': ''Don't those cartoon characters make you wanna [[MerchandiseDriven buy those products]]? I sure hope so, or else [[BitingTheHandHumor I'll be off air.]]''

--> '''Sardonyx:''' Mostly allowed, really.

[[AC:"Buddy's Book"]]

[[AC:"Mindful Education"]]

[[AC:"Future Boy Zoltron"]]

[[AC:"Last One Out of Beach City"]]

--> '''Amethyst:''' ([[spoiler: in the middle of trying to evade police]]) Pearl, you're a [[CurseCutShort total bad-!]]

--> '''Pearl''': What was I supposed to tell the DMV? That I'm from another planet?! I'm not exactly a citizen, Steven!

--> Starring PEARL as [[{{Adorkable}} REPRESSED NERD]]\\

[[AC:"Onion Gang"]]

[[AC:"Gem Harvest"]]

[[AC:"Three Gems And A Baby"]]

--> '''Pearl:''' ''(deadpan)'' Baby, please. I'm trying to talk to Rose.

--> "Dog... sled... Dog. Sled. Dog! Sled!"

[[AC:"Steven's Dream"]]

* Amythyst and Connie backing away unsure during Garnet and Steven's argument as if they suddenly realized they got over their heads in this argument.

[[AC:"Adventures in Light Distortion"]]

[[AC:"Gem Heist"]]

[[AC:"The Zoo"]]

[[AC:"That Will Be All"]]

[[AC:"The New Crystal Gems"]]

[[AC:"Storm in the Room"]]

[[AC:"Rocknaldo"]]

[[AC:"Tiger Philanthropist"]]

[[AC:"Room For Ruby"]]

[[AC:"Lion 4: Alternate Ending"]]

[[AC:"Doug Out"]]

--> '''Connie:''' Oh no! The laws of physics!

[[AC:"The Good Lars"]]

[[AC:"Are You My Dad?"]]

[[AC:"I Am My Mom"]]

** "''Explain. '''Everything!'''''"

** "''Explain '''everything!'''''"

** [[CueTheFlyingPigs Pearl is the (comparatively) level-headed one while Garnet goes out of her mind]]. Now look at the image at the top of this page.

* Jamie being so [[LargeHam overly]] [[DramaQueen dramatic]] that Connie has an annoyed expression, and Onion rolls his eyes. Even [[spoiler: Aquamarine]] gets annoyed by him.

* Steven somberly notes that the diary ends with Buddy dying in the desert... [[AvertedTrope then realizes there's actually a lot more.]]

* Ruby’s idea of a distraction apparently means screaming "EXPLOSION!", right in the middle of Holly Blue Agate’s explanation.

* When Lapis asks who Connie is, Peridot replies that she's "Steven's third best friend after you (Lapis) and me (Peridot)".