History Funny / Spill

---> '''Korey:''' Man, there was a black mom sitting behind me, I'm not lying. She knew exactly how that was, 'cause she said, "Don't do that, don't do that. She was getting mad for [Bellwether]... 'Girl, don't let him touch your hair like that!'"

* When Nick and Judy go to Bellwether for aid in the investigation, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNv0AoWLMKY Nick begins touching Bellwether's wool hairdo and whispers to Judy how fluffy it is, while Judy whispers back at him to stop touching it.]]

* Also from Double Toasted, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBci2mLpsc0 their review]] of ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'', especially when they mine the {{Applicability}} for all that it is worth. Here are some key examples:

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* Also from Double Toasted, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBci2mLpsc0 their review]] of ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'', especially when they mine the [[Applicability]] for all that it is worth. Here are some key examples:

* Also from Double Toasted, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBci2mLpsc0 their review]] of ''[[Disney/Zootopia]]'', especially when they mine the [[Applicability]] for all that it is worth. Here are some key examples:

* Also from Double Toasted, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBci2mLpsc0 their review]] of ''Disney/Zootopia'', especially when they mine the [[Applicability]] for all that it is worth. Here are some key examples:

* Also from Double Toasted, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBci2mLpsc0 their review]] of [[Disney/{{Zootopia}}]], especially when they mine the [[Applicability]] for all that it is worth. Here are some key examples:

* Also from Double Toasted, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBci2mLpsc0 their review]] of [[Disney/Zootopia]], especially when they mine the [[Applicability]] for all that it is worth. Here are some key examples:

* The ''Film/CloudAtlas'' audio review, most of which discusses either the unconvincing {{Yellowface}} make-up (and how good a job Co-Host might do if given the chance), HugoWeaving looking like Film/MrsDoubtfire and [[TheMightyBoosh Old Gregg]], and Corey's [[JustAStupidAccent terrible]] [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]] [[JustAStupidAccent impression]].

-->'''Korey:''' ... If you haven't seen ''Twilight'', ''Film/{{Percy Jackson|and the Olympians}}'', ''Film/BeautifulCreatures'', ''Film/TheCrow'', ''Film/ResidentEvil'', ''Blade'', ''Franchise/StarWars'', your sister's diary full of gay porn fantasy fiction, and yes ''Film/HarryPotter''... then boy have we got a movie for you.

* The review for ''We'reTheMillers'' starts out rather slowly, but at about the halfway mark descends into all-out war between the reviewers as it's revealed that Korey and Co-Host disliked the film while Cyrus and Leon enjoyed it.

** Then in thir review of ''Film/SilverLiningsPlaybook'' , Korey starts it off with "Boyyy" and gets called out again.

* The ''Film/CloudAtlas'' audio review, most of which discusses either the unconvincing {{Yellowface}} make-up (and how good a job Co-Host might do if given the chance), HugoWeaving looking like MrsDoubtfire and [[TheMightyBoosh Old Gregg]], and Corey's [[JustAStupidAccent terrible]] [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]] [[JustAStupidAccent impression]].

-->'''Korey:''' ... If you haven't seen ''Twilight'', ''Film/{{Percy Jackson|and the Olympians}}'', ''Film/BeautifulCreatures'', ''TheCrow'', ''ResidentEvil'', ''Blade'', ''StarWars'', your sister's diary full of gay porn fantasy fiction, and yes ''HarryPotter''... then boy have we got a movie for you.

-->'''Korey:''' ... If you haven't seen ''Twilight'', ''PercyJackson'', ''Film/BeautifulCreatures'', ''TheCrow'', ''ResidentEvil'', ''Blade'', ''StarWars'', your sister's diary full of gay porn fantasy fiction, and yes ''HarryPotter''... then boy have we got a movie for you.

* In their review of ''[[Film/TheMortalInstrumentsCityOfBones The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones]]'' Korey sums up the ENTIRE film as such:

* The beginning of the ''[[Film/{{Saw}} Saw VI]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUTdulTd7JQ review]].
--> '''Korey:''' Saw VI.

* Their review of ''{{Movie 43}}'' '''''All of it.'''''

* In their review of ''TheMortalInstruments:CityOfBones'' Korey sums up the ENTIRE film as such:

* Their audio review of ''BeautifulCreatures'' is pure gold from beginning to end, with the entire crew showing off their terrible "[[SouthernGentleman genteel Suthuhn]]" accents, as well as making so many puns about "ticklin' the ahhh-vories" that Brian ends up terrified anything he says will be interpreted as homoerotic innuendo.

-->'''Korey:''' ... If you haven't seen ''Twilight'', ''PercyJackson'', ''BeautifulCreatures'', ''TheCrow'', ''ResidentEvil'', ''Blade'', ''StarWars'', your sister's diary full of gay porn fantasy fiction, and yes ''HarryPotter''... then boy have we got a movie for you.

* The beginning of their review of the ''Franchise/EvilDead'' remake, where Korey is possessed by the Necronomicon. [[spoiler: Then it turns out he was actually just drunk.]]

* Korey parodies the flashback sequences from Film/SpeedRacer.

* Professor Jeff and Jason Murphy VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity [[http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/the-loading-bar-presents-jeff-and-jason-play-batman-arkham-city playthrough]]: [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Batman bitches!"]]
* Jason gets increasingly bored and frustrated during Professor Jeff's now legendary [[BlatantLies "speedrun"]] of [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid Super Metroid]] [[http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/happy-hour-super-metroid]]. On part 10 (of 2), to pass the time and to punish Jeff he begins reading an abysmal fanfic, in which a teenage Samus is impregnated by Ridley. The sombre tone in which he narrates the entire thing (including spelling errors) causes Jeff and everyone watching to crack up.
** The readings actually start on Part 7 (listed as Session 2: Part 3), where Jason reads a fanfic based around the characters of ''Super Smash Bros.'', where Samus and Zelda form a lesbian relationship. One notable section has Link asking Yoshi for his opinion on the matter, only for Yoshi to fail in offering a response, as he canonically cannot speak cohesively.

* All of the ''Twilight'' film reviews. Each one is priceless in its own way.

* Korey's [[http://www.spill.com/Movie-Reviews/MovieReview.aspx?Name=Vampires%20Suck&VideoId=520858 review]] of [[Creator/SeltzerAndFriedberg Vampires Suck]].
* The review of ''Film/HarryPotter And The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2'' especially when Korey explains why he thinks the movie is "Better Than Sex". It has Cyrus and Leon in the background humming ''The Battle Hymn Of The Republic'' dressed as Hogwarts students. But, the real kicker is when Co-Host 3000 [[spoiler:rises from below in the background [[StarWars dressed as Darth Vader and humming the Imperial March]].]]
* Korey, Professor Jeff and Jason started a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nKvxkmafM Loading Bar playthrough]] of [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]], in which they decide to make their character a [[CatFolk Khajiit]] and name him "Garfieldius", cue to cat jokes and Jeff and Jason trying to convince Korey to kill everything in sight.
** Made all the better in StarWarsTheOldRepublic when Jason and Jeff decide to pick "Garfieldius" as the name of their overweight smuggler.