History Funny / SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMk-HPBF6Mw "GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER! SHOCKEEEER! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!"]] It's his over-the-top delivery that really sells it.

* Between him and Curt Connors;

'''Felicia:''' Bye! (to Peter) What B-movie did he come from?\\

* From the Crossover with WesternAnimation/XMen:

--> '''Flash:''' Parker! It's time we had a talk.\\

** Then MJ comes through the door, prompting Harry to say "It's yooooooooo-ooooooouuuuuuuuuu!" in the style of [[Film/{{Poltergeist|1982}} "They're heeeee-eeeere!"]]

-->'''Mysterio:''' It's payback time!
-->'''Spider-Man:''' Payback? For what?! You did it all to yourself!
-->'''Mysterio:''' Yes, that's what my psychiatrist said. But you know what? His sessions never made me feel this good!

-->'''Eddie Brock:''' I tell ya, JJ, the Lizard is Curt Connors. I would've had you out here earlier, but Spider-Man webbed me.
-->'''Jameson:''' Dr. Connors is a respected scientist, Brock, and Peter Parker already brought me photos of the Lizard early this morning.
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' But I'll show you the Lizard himself!
-->'''Jameson:''' You better be right about this.
-->'''Eddie Brock:''' Boss, if I'm wrong, I'll... ''[grabs a newspaper from the mail slot]'' I'll eat today's issue of the Bugle.
-->(''The door opens, revealing Curt Connors as his human self'')
-->'''Connors:''' J. Jonah Jameson. What brings you here this morning?
-->'''Jameson:''' ''[to Eddie]'' You want it cooked or raw?

* In the Show, cause of executive meddling, Vampire characters would always say they need "plasma" instead of "blood". This is despite the fact that the Theme Song literally has the lyrics...
-->'''Theme:''' Spider Blood, Spider Blood, Radioactive Spider Blood!

-->'''Jameson''': I know the best pastry chef in Queens!\\
'''Kingpin''': And I know the Queen's best pastry chef.

** When Hydro-Man tells Spider-Man to "butt out", Spidey replies that he can't because they'd [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar take away his superhero license]].

* In"day of the Chameleon" Chameleon is trying to escape the Bugle disguised as Peter, but he runs into Mary Jane, who came to invite Peter to her play. Noticing two SHIELD agents, Chameleon [[FakeOutMakeOut quickly kisses her]]. Afterwards Mary Jane asks what made him think she'd let him do it. His answer?

** Then MJ comes through the door, prompting Harry to say "It's yooooooooo-ooooooouuuuuuuuuu!" in the style of [[Film/{{Poltergeist}} "They're heeeee-eeeere!"]]

** Also, Tombstone's skin turned pale white due to a fall into a vat of chemicals. When he almost falls in again, Spider-Man saves him and says "Another dip in there [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker and your hair might turn green!]]"

-->'''Theme:''' Spider Blood, Spider Blood, Radioactive Spider Blod!