History Funny / SpiderManHomecoming

--> '''Adrian Toomes''': ''[grips his hair in exasperation]'' How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?
--> '''Jackson Brice''': Hey, you said to move the merchandise!
--> '''Adrian Toomes''': Under the radar! ''Under the radar!'' That's how we ''survive!'' If you bring Damage Control or the [[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers]] down here, we're through. You're out there, wearing that goofy thing, lighting up cars, calling yourself "[[AtrociousAlias THE SHOCKER!]] [[LargeHam I'M THE SHOCKER, I SHOCK PEOPLE]]!" What is this, pro wrestling?

-->'''Adrian Toomes:''' I thought this was the anti-gravity gun?
-->'''Phineas Mason:''' ''[points]'' What? No, it's that one!

-->'''Adrian Toomes:''' Here, now you’re The Shocker.

-->'''Spidey''': '''''OW, MY BUTT!!!'''''

-->'''Karen''': Your impressions are very funny!

-->'''Peter''': [[LargeHam IT IS I, THOR, SON OF ODIN]]!

-->'''Spider-Man''': Thanks! And sorry, but you deserve that!
-->'''Davis''': Come on man! [[VillainsOutShopping I got ice cream in there!]]

-->'''Davis''': [[FailedAttemptAtDrama You gotta get better at this part of the job.]]

--> '''Davis:''' ''[[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight As a random shopper walks past]]]'' Excuse me. A-A human being needs help.

-->'''Peter''': ''[as Vulture lands]'' ''Oh'' '''''SHIT!!!'''''
* Tony tells Peter that his room at the Avengers Facility is right next to [[ComicBook/TheVision Vision's]]. Tony and Happy warn Peter that Vision doesn't like doors. [[IntangibleMan Or walls.]] and tells him that there's a room full of reporters waiting for Spider-Man to be introduced as the next Avenger. But

-->'''Pepper:''' Did you guys screw this up?\\

-->'''Director:''' Jacob, don't do that.[[note]]Waving his hand, accidentally stealing focus from Tom because Jacob's closer to the camera.[[/note]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad You'll steal Tom's thunder.]]
-->'''Jacob:''' Am - am I not in this? I'm so sorry!
-->'''*Later*'''
-->'''Jacob:''' Spider-Man - ''Spider-Man''... sorry. ''*Next take*'' Peter-Man... That's all me. ''*waves his hand to get the director's attention as everyone cracks up*'' Um, am I fired?[[note]]The line is "Peter knows Spider-Man!"[[/note]]

-->'''Tom''': "''My'' parents... *{{beat}}* are dead!" [''[[{{Corpsing}} everyone cracks]]'']

-->'''Michael:''' Then it's time we change too. ''*{{beat}}, then he sneezes mightily*'' ...''so'' sorry!

-->'''Ned:''' Was that Tony Stark?
-->'''Peter:''' No, Ned.
-->'''Ned:''' Was that Thor?
-->'''Peter:''' No. ''(beat)'' I don't think Thor uses a phone.
-->'''Ned:''' Good point.

*** Also, when Cap points to "my friend, the gym teacher," the teacher gives an enthusiastic wave to the kids. . . from the wrong side of the screen to where Cap was pointing.

** The detention PSA and Peter's reaction to it is made doubly funny considering the circumstances they met under in Civil War, with one of Cap's lectures being about how the right thing to do is [[HypocriticalHumor always following the rules]].

-->'''Phineas Mason:''' Boss? Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brakelights?

--> '''Adrian Toomes''': ''[grips his hair in exasperation]'' How many times have I told you not to fire 'em out in the open?

* "Karen" giving Peter advice, and encouraging him to kiss Liz after saving her life. Even better, he's hanging upside down at the time of this advice, so said kiss would have looked straight out of the first Sam Raimi ''Film/SpiderMan1'' film if it had happened.

* Peter's expression when he realised that Tony is driving at the same time as speaking to him.

-->'''Peter''': Just a typical Homecoming, on the outside of an ''invisible jet'', fighting my ''girlfriend's dad!''

-->'''Captain America:''' Hi. I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or a student can have: patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little. It seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder... why you waited so long for something so disappointing. ''[{{Beat}}, until Captain America looks away from the audience]'' How many more of these?

** Another one where Tom poses with another sick child, [[CrossesTheLineTwice but the kid's crestfallen expression makes it looks like he's disappointed with who he got stuck with]].[[note]]Don't worry, his Spidey hand gesture says otherwise.[[/note]]

*** Called back to when Peter gets clued into the arms deal, he hops down from the roof and fires his webs... [[RealityEnsues in a large backyard in Queens]]. He actually seems to ''run out of fluid'' in the current cartridge as it awkwardly succumbs to gravity.

* While at Liz's party, Peter spots in the distance an explosion from Brice showing off weaponry to Aaron Davis, and goes to investigate. [[RealityEnsues However, since he's in the suburban part of Queens, there's nothing to swing from and he has to run there.]]

--->'''Spider-Man:''' ''[holding a line of web]'' Hey, could you do me a favor? Hold on to that. ''[sticks the line to the thief's body and lets go, sending him flying into the air. Spidey then holds the bike over his head]'' Is this anybody's bike?!

''Spider-Man: Homecoming'' is one of those rare films that remind people why the eponymous webhead inspired ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} as the character he is today. Here's why:

** The deep, booming, electronically-filtered voice almost makes Peter TheUnintelligible, much like complaints about [[Film/BatmanBegins other]] [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises recent]] [[Film/TheForceAwakens characters]] and their "apparatus."

* "Karen" giving Peter advice, and encouraging him to kiss Liz after saving her life. Even better, he's hanging upside down at the time of this advice, so said kiss would have looked straight out of the first Sam Raimi ''Spider-Man'' film if it had happened.

-->'''Mr. Delmar:''' ''[to a cook]'' Su tía es una dama italiana caliente. (his aunt is a hot Italian woman)\\
'''Peter:''' [[BilingualBackfire ¿Como esta tu hija?]] (How's your daughter?)

--> '''Peter:''' ''(whilst swinging his webs around to arrest them)'' Hey, guys, the illegal weapons trade ferry was at 10:30! You missed it!

* After Iron Man swoops in to save Spidey after he almost drowns following his first fight with the Vulture, Peter asks why he's there.
-->'''Tony''': Oh, I'm not ''here''.
-->''[Iron Man faceplate opens to show it's on remote control; cut to Tony at a party in '''India''']''
-->'''Tony''': Thank ''God'' this place has wifi, or you would be ''toast'' right now. Thank Ganesha, while you're at it!

* In the comment section of a Website/YouTube Spider-Man video Peter watches during class, [[FreezeFrameBonus you can see that someone commented "FAAAKE!"]]

* The fact that the movie has the audacity to open up with a [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic fully-orchestrated version]] of the ''WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967'' theme is as [[MundaneMadeAwesome hilarious]] as it is awesome and heartwarming.

** He webs a dude that appears to be breaking into a car, only for it to turn out to actually be his car as Spidey beats him up and activates his car alarm. The nearby neighbors, including Creator/StanLee, yells at him for causing a racket.

''Homecoming'' is one of those rare films that remind people why Spider-Man inspired ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} as the character he is today. Here's why:

** Calling the block on the rest of the suit's capabilities "Training Wheels" was bad enough for Peter, but when it turns out that the suit can record footage, it's named "Baby Monitor." Now you really have to wonder if Tony foresaw that Peter will at some point know about these protocols so he could slip in these condescending names for him to see.

--> '''Happy:''' TooSoon.

* Tony tells Peter that his room at the Avengers Facility is right next to [[ComicBook/TheVision Vision's]]. Tony and Happy warn Peter that Vision doesn't like doors. [[IntangibleMan Or walls.]]
* After saving the day, Peter is brought up to the new Avengers compound where Tony Stark offers him an improved suit and tells him that there's a room full of reporters waiting for Spider-Man to be introduced as the next Avenger. But Peter declines, says that he wants to keep working for the little guy, and assumes that this is all a SecretTestOfCharacter. Tony [[SureLetsGoWithThat agrees that it was]], Peter walks off... and then Pepper Potts steps through a door, and asks what the hold-up is, since there's a room full of reporters waiting for Tony's big announcement.

--> '''Spider-Man''': '''I need information and your gonna give it to me ''now!'''''

* During the chewing-out with Tony actually on the other side of the word, Peter keeps arguing that he is ready for more. Tony "hangs up" and F.R.I.D.A.Y.'S voice chimes in, "Mr. Stark is no longer connected."

** If you listen closely during the plane fight, you can hear Peter [[HolyShitQuotient swearing again]] during the final battle, just as Vulture lands on the Avengers plane.

** Peter's [[BadLiar attempt to weasel his way out of the situation]] also qualifies. The situation blows up pretty spectacularly once his costume slips off, revealing a HeroicBuild.