History Funny / Spectre

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SiRA3lSuw A fan-made Spectre trailer]] featuring Creator/PierceBrosnan as James Bond is a treat for fans who miss seeing the actor portray the iconic spy.
* There's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJpHIolXg7Q one]] for Creator/RogerMoore, Sean Connery and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVHzsa5_Emk Timothy Dalton]] as well.
* [[https://youtu.be/sV7d-hO0s60 This spoof starring Daniel Craig]] while he was a guest on ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert'', pointing out the real-life difficulties Bond would have in getting any kind of vehicle.
* And [[https://web.archive.org/web/20171205123230/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67hdfVFA_ns]] suggesting some new drink orders for Bond. For someone who so easily plays a ruthless killer, Creator/DanielCraig has a remarkable sense of humor and a tendency of {{Corpsing}}.

--->'''Q:''' ''[preparing to inject Bond]'' You may feel a little... ''[pushes the needle in]''\\

** And given the car ends up [[spoiler:[[ChronicallyCrashedCar dropped into a river]], Bond and Q have a priceless exchange: "I delivered the car into the Tiber." "Oh, it was nothing. Just a 3 million pound prototype...".]]

** The lead into the above: he sits down at the bar and orders his classic, vodka martini shaken not stirred. The barman tells him that as he's in a health clinic, they don't serve alcohol. The look of confusion and disdain on Bond's face is classic.

*** Even funnier when you consider this is the first time we've heard Daniel Craig's Bond order his classic martini onscreen.

* And [[https://youtu.be/67hdfVFA_ns another]] suggesting some new drink orders for Bond. For someone who so easily plays a ruthless killer, Creator/DanielCraig has a remarkable sense of humor and a tendency of {{Corpsing}}.

** There's also this conversation between Q and Bond:
--->'''Q:''' ''(preparing to inject Bond)'' You may feel a little...''(pushes the needle in)''
--->'''Bond:''' Christ!
--->'''Q:''' ...prick.

*** Q then proves he's not ''quite'' the experienced, snarky professional his predecessors were by [[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes snickering at his own jab]].

---> '''Q:''' ''(after telling 007 that the new Aston Martin [=DB10=] had been reassigned from him to 009)'' But you ''can'' have this [watch]!
---> '''Bond:''' Does it... DO anything?
---> '''Q:''' [[RealityEnsues It tells the time]]. Might help you with your punctuality issues. ([[spoiler:And it also explodes, but that's not important right now]])

* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "[[GratuitousItalian Io sono Topolino]]." Italian speakers will get the joke right away. For those who don't speak Italian, the payoff isn't until Blofeld outs Bond, [[BrickJoke the same guard is the one who comes to remove Bond]], and addresses him by the English translation of the name he gave when he entered the meeting: "Ciao, [[spoiler:WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse]]!"

---> (having just heard a man's voice in the background)
--->'''Bond''': Who was that?
--->'''Moneypenny''': No one.
--->'''Bond''': No, it wasn't.
--->'''Moneypenny''': It's just a friend.
--->'''Bond''': At ''this'' time of night?
--->'''Moneypenny''': It's called a life. You should try it sometime.

-->'''Madeleine:''' "How much alcohol do you drink?"
-->'''Bond:''' "Too much."

---> "I'm really starting to love this place."

*** The guards reaction to this is hilarious as well. He raises his hands and takes a step back, as if to say ‘Okay, jeez.’. You can actually hear him say “Oh, okay.” In a meek and intimidated voice.

--->'''Madeleine''': [[ShameIfSomethingHappened What if I shoot you by mistake]]?
--->'''Bond''': [[IneffectualDeathThreat Won't be the first time]].

* After being led into the meteorite observatory in SPECTRE's Morocco facility, Bond and Madeleine stare at it for a moment before Oberhauser shows up. After a pause, Bond speculates, "I think we're supposed to be impressed."

** There's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJpHIolXg7Q one]] for Creator/RogerMoore, Sean Connery and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVHzsa5_Emk Timothy Dalton]] as well.

* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "And now we know what 'C' stands for."]] [[spoiler: Said by M to Denbigh (i.e. C) when Denbigh claims M stands for 'Moron' as C holds M at gunpoint, his gun utterly out of bullets,]] in a nod to ''Film/{{Casino Royale|2006}}''.[[note]]M clarifies for the censors that he meant "careless".

** For long-time fans of the franchise, it's funny how Q's body language when Bond comes across the Aston Martin is ''highly'' similar to Desmond Llewelyn's version of the character.

*** Q then proves he's not ''quite'' the experienced, snarky professional his predecessor was by [[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes snickering at his own jab]].

* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments, much more so than in ''Film/{{Skyfall}}'': cracking up at his own joke about Bond bringing the Aston Martin back "in one piece instead of bringing back ''one'' piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), [[OhCrap saying "Oh, shit!"]] once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''du jour,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).

* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments, much more so than in ''Film/{{Skyfall}}'': cracking up at his own joke about Bond bringing the Aston Martin back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), [[OhCrap saying "Oh, shit!"]] once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''du jour,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).

* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "And now we know what 'C' stands for."]] [[spoiler: Said by M to Denbigh (i.e. C) when Denbigh claims M stands for 'Moron' as C holds M at gunpoint, [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets his gun utterly out of bullets]] in a nod to ''Film/{{Casino Royale|2006}}''.[[note]]M clarifies for the censors that he meant "careless".

[[/note]]]]

* Franz Obenhauser dramatically proclaims himself to be [[spoiler: Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Bond doesn't even blink as he snarks "Catchy name."]]

* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "And now we know what 'C' stands for."]] [[spoiler: Said by M to Denbigh (i.e. C) when Denbigh claims M stands for 'Moron' as C holds M at gunpoint, [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets his gun utterly out of bullets]] in a nod to ''Film/{{Casino Royale|2006}}''.[[note]]M clarifies for the censors that he meant "careless".[[/note]]]]

* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "[[GratuitousItalian Io sono Topolino]]." Later, after Blofeld outs Bond, [[BrickJoke the same guard comes to remove Bond]], and addresses him by the English translation of the name he gave when he entered the meeting: "Ciao, [[spoiler:WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse]]!"

* Bond falling onto an armchair after falling from collapsing buildings. Especially the look on his face as it occurs, which just screams that he's thinking "what the hell just happened?" And the way he flings away the wall sconce he was hanging onto.

** And when Q shows Bond his previous CoolCar mid-repairs:

* When being interviewed as a potential patient by Dr. Swann, Bond is giving DeadpanSnarker blunt answers to each question. A standout:

* Bond telling the barman at the clinic that he can "cut out the middleman" and put a green health drink straight down the toilet.
** Before that, he sits down at the bar and orders his classic, vodka martini shaken not stirred. The barman tells him that as he's in a health clinic, they don't serve alcohol. The look of confusion and disdain on Bond's face is classic.

* Bond telling the guard at the clinic to stay put after effortlessly beating him and his colleague in a second, with the guard obeying.
** Even better is he states it like the command one might give to an unruly pet. "No! ''Stay.''"

* Trying to teach [[DoesntLikeGuns Madeleine]] how to shoot a gun in order to protect herself, there's a CallBack to ''Skyfall''

** After Hinx gets yanked off the train, Dr. Swann asks Bond, "What do we do now?" Cut to both of them having GladToBeAliveSex.
* After being led into the meteorite observatory in SPECTRE's Morocco facility, Bond and Swann stare at it for a moment before Oberhauser shows up. After a pause, Bond quips "I think we're supposed to be impressed."

--->'''Q:''' There wasn't much left to work with, hardly more than a steering wheel. I believe I said "bring it back in one piece," not "bring back one piece."

* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "[[GratuitousItalian Io sono Topolino]]." Later, after Blofeld outs Bond, [[BrickJoke the same guard comes to remove Bond]], and addresses him by the English translation of the name he gave when he entered the meeting.
-->"Ciao, [[spoiler:WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse]]!"
* The additional extras of the prototype Aston Martin [=DB10=] are announced with Dymo tape function labels instead of integrated into the upholstery. [[spoiler:And only two of them work as they're described, which is somewhat frustrating in the middle of a chase.]]

** The "atmosphere" button reveals that 009 is apparently a big fan of "[[Creator/FrankSinatra New York, New York]]" to which Bond roars [[BigNo "NO!"]]

* Trying to teach a DoesntLikeGuns Dr. Swann how to shoot a gun in order to protect herself, there's a CallBack to ''Skyfall''

* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: cracking up at his own joke about Bond bringing the Aston Martin back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), [[OhCrap saying "Oh, shit!"]] once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''du jour,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).

* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "[[GratuitousItalian Io]] [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse sono Topolino]]!" And [[BrickJoke the guard calls him by the English translation of that name once Blofeld blows Bond's cover]].
-->"Ciao, Mickey Mouse!"

** The "atmosphere" button reveals that 009 is apparently a big fan of the song "New York, New York," to which Bond roars [[BigNo "NO!"]]

* When being interviewed as a potential patient by Dr. Swann, Bond is giving DeadpanSnarker blunt answers to each question. A standout: "How much alcohol do you drink?" "Too much."

* Trying to teach a DoesntLikeGuns Dr. Swann how to shoot a gun in order to protect herself, there's a CallBack to Skyfall

* After Hinx gets yanked off the train, Dr. Swann asks Bond, "What do we do now?" Cut to both of them having GladToBeAliveSex.

* Halfway through the train fight scene, Bond finds out that he really cannot defeat Mr. Hinx. His genuinely terrified face is a joy to behold.
** There's also a moment where he randomly throws a bowl at him, clearly desperate and out of ideas. It misses by a mile.

--->'''Q:''' prick.

---> '''Q:''' [[RealityEnsues It tells the time]]. Might help you with your punctuality issues.

* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "[[GratuitousItalian Io]] [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse sono Topolino]]!" And [[BrickJoke the guard calls him by that name once 007 is exposed]].

* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "I am WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse!"[[note]]More precisely, [[GratuitousItalian "Io sono Topolino!"]][[/note]] And [[BrickJoke the guard calls him by that name once 007 is exposed]].

--->'''Dr.Swann''': [[ShameIfSomethingHappened What if I shoot you by mistake]]?

* The GilliganCut from Dr. Swann asking Bond, "What do we do now?" to both of them having GladToBeAliveSex caused one cinema hall in China to erupt into laughter.

--->'''Q:''' There wasn't much left to work with, hardly more than a steering wheel. I believe I told you to bring it back in one piece, not 'bring back one piece.'
*** Q then proves he's not ''quite'' the experienced, snarky professional his predecessor was by snickering at his own jab.

---> '''Q:''' Oh, here's a watch!

---> '''Q:''' Well, [[RealityEnsues it tells time]].

* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "I am MickeyMouse!"[[note]]More precisely, [[GratuitousItalian "Io sono Topolino!"]][[/note]] And [[BrickJoke the guard calls him by that name once 007 is exposed]].

** Before that, he sits down at the bar and orders his classic, vodka martini shaken not stirred. The barman tells him that he's in a health clinic, they don't serve alcohol. The look of confusion and disdain on Bond's face is classic.
---> "I'm really beginning to enjoy this place."

* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: cracking up at his own joke about Bond bringing the Aston Martins back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), [[OhCrap saying "Oh, shit!"]] once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''du jour,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).

* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "And I know what 'C' stands for."]] [[spoiler: Said by M to Denbigh (i.e. C) when Denbigh claims M stands for 'Moron' as C holds M at gunpoint, [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets his gun utterly out of bullets]] in a nod to ''Film/{{Casino Royale|2006}}''.[[note]]M clarifies for the censors that he meant "careless".[[/note]]]]

* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: cracking up at his own joke about Bond bringing the Aston Martins back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), [[OhCrap saying "Oh, shit!" once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''du jour,'']] and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).

* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: cracking up at his own joke about Bond bringing the Aston Martins back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), saying "Oh, shit!" once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''du jour,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).