History Funny / SlyCooper

* You know how you do a typical boss battle with the ArcVillain of the episode four out of the five times? Guess which one is the odd boss out? Mz. Ruby! Her boss battle is a [[MusicalGameplay rhythm-based minigame (or at least, it's supposed to be) where you have to time your button presses in tune to the music]]. It's sudden, it's weird, and it's oddly hilarious.

* Whenever Carmelita Fox shows up, its possible for her and the local goons to end up in a fight. Grab some popcorn and watch the fun -- from a safe vantage point of course. Don't worry -- Carmelita wins these fights.

* One of the missions involves getting Murray to make one of the Belgian pilots laugh. While the one option that works ([[Slapstick physical humor]]) is still great, if you try all the others you'll get some real SoUnfunnyItsFunny gems. Murray's attempts at jokes are downright ''surreal''.

* One of the missions involves getting Murray to make one of the Belgian pilots laugh. While the one option that works ([physical humour) is still great, if you try all the others you'll get some real SoUnfunnyItsFunny gems. Murray's attempts at jokes are downright ''surreal''.

* After [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]]-killing mission is complete, Sly tries to hype up Panda King for what's to come. It's ''incredibly'' forced, which both parties recognize:

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbXEKZVonko The teaser]] for TheMovie (which has been sadly cancelled) has the gang being chased by cops... [[DonutMessWithACop for stealing donuts for a hungry Murray.]]

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* One of the missions involves getting Murray to make one of the Belgian pilots laugh. While the one option that works ([[spoiler:physical humour]]) is still great, if you try all the others you'll get some real SoUnfunnyItsFunny gems. Murray's attempts at jokes are downright ''surreal''.

* Sly's reaction to the fact that the Miners had booby trap the Guru's walking stick.
-->'''Sly:''' Another booby trap for a stick!?! This guys are paranoid.

* One of the missions involves getting Murray to make one of the Belgian pilots laugh. While the one option that works ([[spoiler: physical humour]]) is still great, if you try all the others you'll get some real SoUnfunnyItsFunny gems. Murray's attempts at jokes are downright ''surreal''.

* A secret gear that functions like the alarm clock can be acquired by entering a code. The gear in question is [[Creator/{{Toonami}} T.O.M.]] who lures the enemies by shouting. In some cases he even shouts "Peanuts".

** Even funnier, Sly and the gang can later come across said mammoth, frozen in the lake.

-->'''Bentley:''' Breaker Alpha Foxtrot, this is the Wizard. Do you read me, Sitting Duck?\\

** Which makes it a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} when Sly calls Bentley out as "The Wizard" in the [[GreatEscape fourth chapter.]]

-->'''Panda King:''' Attention, [[BenevolentBoss valued employee]]. Sadly, Hikam Village did not pay for avalanche protection service, and so I am forced to bury alive under many ton of snow. Please be on lookout for any surviving villager who come looking for [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge revenge]]. Thank you, that is all.

* The gang having fun with Carmelita's camera while she's unconscious. The photos are hilarious. Just look at that smug face Sly has in the picture at the top of the page.

'''Sly:''' No deal! Clockwork will never again see the light of day. Just hand over the tail feathers and we can-\\

* From one of Bentley's slideshows: a image of Sly getting an electric shock. Makes you wonder where Bentley gets all those images from...

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'''Dimitri:''' What is this with clocks, bro!? Have you no vision? Are you hearing what I beam to you? You think you have juice? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such ''big things''. You think you can swing bat? Show your bling and let me shine you!\\

'''Dimitri:''' Look bro, I can see you are a tough cowboy. A man with taste, style, vision, a connoisseur of finer things, like me. Look I'm sure two cats like us in a bag can work something out, huh? We ''smoooth''. Look; ''[[EveryManHasHisPrice seeeee the money. You like the money]]''. You can take all you want. I can-\\

'''Dimitri:''' Look bro, I can see you are a tough cowboy. A man with taste, style, vision, a connoisseur of finer things, like me. Look i'm sure two cats like us in a bag can work something out, huh? We ''smooove''. Look; ''[[EveryManHasHisPrice seeeee the money. You like the money]]''. You can take all you want. I can-\\

'''Sly:''' Listen, Dimitri. You have no idea what you're playing with- it'll bring more than your house down.\\

'''Sly:''' Listen to Dimitri, you have no idea what you're playing with- it'll bring more than your house down.\\

* This exchange between Sly and Dimitri just before the boss fight:
-->'''Dimitri:''' So racoonus-doodus, [[LikeIsLikeAComma you're, like, totality bumming]] my house up and bringing me down. So very uncool. Why can't you let birds and bees be free, bro!?\\

'''Sly:''' No deal!
** From the sound of Dimitri, it doesn't look like he even knows who or what Clockwerk ''is''.
-->'''Sly:''' Clockwork will never again see the light of day. Just hand over the tail feathers and we can-\\
'''Dimitri:''' What is this with clocks, bro!?
** Neither has any idea what the other is saying. Dimitri's slang puts Sly at a loss. And Sly just initiates the fight anyway.
-->'''Dimitri:''' Have you no vision? Are you hearing what I beam to you? You think you have juice? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such ''big things''. You think you can swing bat? Show your bling and let me shine you!\\
'''Sly:''' ..I have no idea what you're saying... and your suit sucks.\\

-->'''Dimitri:''' Show your bling and let me shine you!\\
'''Sly:''' I have no idea what you're saying... and your suit sucks.\\

-->'''Sly:''' "Hey, Inspector Fox! Still looking for a date to the prom?"\\
'''Carmelita:''' "Quit running, and I'll pin the corsage on you!"

** There's also this:
--->'''Panda King:''' Fear not, Cooper. I shall not kill you today.\\
'''Sly:''' Um... ditto.

* Before Dimitri is about to go diving during the Cooper Vault heist:
-->'''Penelope:''' "Okay, first: get over yourself. Second: ''I mean it'', get ''over'' yourself!"

--> '''Bentley:''' Breaker Alpha Foxtrot, this is the Wizard. Do you read me, Sitting Duck?\\

---> '''Dimitri:''' MY SUIT IS ''GREASY SWEET!''

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--> '''Sly:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight Let me get this straight...]] we're going to bug Rajan's office... with a ''bug''?\\

--> '''Bentley:''' For this job, we're going to have to rely on a stronger force... the love of a mother for her child.
--> '''Murray:''' Uh... you got something to tell me?

-->'''Neyla:''' What's the problem, Poodle? Afraid you can't take me on? Have to call up your little friends for help?
-->'''Sly:''' ''(speaking into a transmitter)'' [[DeadpanSnarker Come in "little friends,"]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood Neyla's got me pinned down]].

--> '''Sly:''' That was some fancy flying, "little friend."
--> '''Bentley:''' Whatever you say, "Poodle."

--> '''Dimitri:''' Carmelita, la-da-ding! [[FairCop Throw the cuffs at me!]]
--> '''Rajan:''' What's this I see in my meditation pool? A bug?! I know your true use... [[BaitAndSwitchComment you will work well to eat those pesky mosquitoes]]!
--> '''Jean Bison:''' Ooh, my back's killin' me! Thank Jiminy for the Canadian healthcare system.

--> ''(lights on)''
-->"Let there be light!"
--> ''(lights off)''
-->"Oh, come on."
--> ''(lights on)''
-->"I can see, da! I can see!"
--> ''(lights off)''
-->"Make up your mind already."
--> ''(lights on)''
-->"You look a lot better in the dark, Pietro. Seriously, you are an ugly, ugly man."

--> '''Sly:''' Hello assorted meatheads! And lady. Anybody feel like some exercise?\\

--> '''Bentley:''' I can't believe that worked! You've got the ''worst'' Italian accent I've ever heard! No offense.
* From "Run 'N Bomb", there's Sly's threat to Octavio after the rogue opera singer takes Bentley hostage:

--> '''[[LargeHam Murray:]]''' Find the match, deep inside yourself... ''light it'', and let the fire burn up your guts and BOIL YOUR BLOOD!"
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Sly:]]''' Uh... yeah. I pretty much do the same thing.

---> '''Muggshot''': "You really don't got nothing nice to say?... That's ''cold''."

-->'''Sly:''' "Hey, Inspector Fox! Still looking for a date to the prom?"
-->'''Carmelita:''' "Quit running, and I'll pin the corsage on you!"

-->'''Panda King:''' If strength were all that mattered, [[EnemyMine Tsao]] would be an ideal son-in-law.
-->'''Inner Panda King:''' (without hesitation) Very well, Cooper shall live.

--> '''[=LeFwee=]:''' (on the fact that his plank has splinters in it) Oh now, I take a great deal of pride working a bunch of splinters into the feet of all about to walk my plank! Har har! [[AffablyEvil 'Tis the extra touches that makes all the difference.]]\\

---> '''[=LeFwee=]:''' I'd never have a problem with the ladies, especially when I've a ''broadside'' aimed at their ''sailboat''... [[LampshadeHanging Savvy?]]

--> "Over here!"\\

--> '''Sly:''' Just stay put.\\

--> '''Sly:''' Not for sale! It's "Puny Green-Horn"!

** The fact that Bentley expected what amounts to just a lot of petty vandalism to be enough to [[FelonyMisdemeanor throw Sly headfirst into Toothpick's maximum security prison]]. And it was.

--> '''Sly:''' Good idea, because you know...\\

--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Bentley]]:''' Well, that's not entirely surprising.

--> '''Bentley:''' Sly, it's a good thing we're in Arabia, because in Italy, that accent would be considered a felony!

* The insults Bentley slings when he's using his grapple cam. Most of the them are the kind of insults you'd only expect a ''child'' to react to!