History Funny / SlyCooper

--> '''Sly:''' Hey Bentley, why don't we have a phone like that to talk to Dimitri?
--> '''Bentley:''' Do you really want Dimitri calling you?
--> '''Sly:''' Good point, forget I asked.

--> '''Grizz:''' You're choppy... You're choppy... ''[[RuleOfThree You're choppy!]]''

--> '''Sly:''' What's your name?
--> '''Bob:''' [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Rghahahmmhgggrmhgm]].
--> '''Sly:''' Riiiiight... I'm gonna call you Bob.

--> '''Black Knight:''' I wonder if I can program one of the guards to give me a haircut. On second thought, that's probably a really bad idea.

** To elaborate, they need to get Bob in shape. Murray's way of doing this is to put Bob through an eighties training montage, complete with cheesy 80’s music and scene transitions.
*** Technically, since the crew is in the Ice Age, Murray has just created history's very first 80's training montage... '''BEFORE THE 80'S''', and it's amazing.

'''Bentley:''' Why'd you have to say that!?

* After completing the aforementioned missions where you bug the offices of the villains, you can listen to them speak about various things through a loudspeaker installed in the safe house, at least until you finish the episode. Some of the lines are pretty funny. Some examples:

** Fail this dance (rhythm game) and the "job fail" sign will remark that the dance stinks worse then bad sushi.

--> Job Failed Alert: Nobody fools with The Grizz!

** Fail the dance game and the "job fail" sign will said that's more like a "belly flop."

* Whenever Carmelita Fox shows up, its possible for her and the local goons to end up in a fight. Grab some popcorn and watch the fun - from a safe vantage point of course. Don't worry - Carmelita wins these fights.

* BlackComedy is a number of contemplation videos showing the failures of the gang. Here's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfFqjZ1txkM Sly 1]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2oPViIMao Sly 2]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I23DDxozMY Sly 3]], and finally [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIyZ0fL6rSU&t Sly 4.]]

** After Sly's stolen most of the treasure keys:

-->'''Muggshot:''' Y'know, I'm the first to admit that maybe drivin' everyone out of town, while necessary to set up shop, [[DidntThinkThisThrough might've taken a hit outta the business]]. So, now I hope you mugs would be obliger to any visitors that come here to lose their money in my casino, but... I got a reliable tip that [[{{Foreshadowing}} a cop might be snoopin' around the operation]]. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction So from now on, greet any visitors you see with a hail of lead!]]

** "[[YourMom Yo mamma!]]"
** [[Series/WelcomeBackKotter "Up your nose with a rubber hose!"]]
** "I am yelling at you!"
** *Clucks like a chicken*
** "You're a bad person, I mean it!"
** "''Follow the soooound of my vooooice''."
** "Hey, you! Unattractive person!"
** "You! With the low self-esteem!"
** "Come over to this position!"
** "Hey, fatty!"
** [[MockingSingSong (singsong)]] "You will never find me!"
** "Hey, pay attention to me!"

-->'''Sly:''' ''Zig-zag-voo-doo!''

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-->'''Bentley:''' [[YourMom Your mother was a broken down tub of junk]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar with more gentlemen callers than the operator.]]\\

** Oh, and the guy even sneaks in a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar sexual innuendo]] for good measure.

--> '''Muggshot''': "You really don't got nothing nice to say?... That's ''cold''."

** Before he snaps, Muggshot can tell Bentley not to say anything if he didn't have anything nice to say at all. Bentley's response? Staying completely quiet while a dumbfounded Muggshot is legitimately saddened by the fact that Bentley literally had nothing nice to say to him.

-->'''Sly:''' Hey, Inspector Fox! Still looking for a date to the prom?
-->'''Carmelita:''' Quit running, and I'll pin the corsage on you!

* After [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]]-killing mission is complete, Sly tries to hype up Panda King for what's to come:

([[{{Beat}} Panda King just stares at Sly, blankly]].)\\

([[{{Beat}} Another pause]].)\\

* This exchange during the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]]-killing mission:

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* Regardless of its ThatOneLevel status, "Down Home Cookin'" takes place in a barn, where it turns out one of the ghosts that had been scaring you earlier just wanted to make some gumbo, but was scared of [[AbsurdPhobia the gun-toting roosters]].

--> '''Bentley:''' I can't believed that worked! You've got the ''worst'' Italian accent I've ever heard! No offense.

* When Bentley challenges Octavio to opera singing, controlling Bentley is the funniest thing ever! When he actually sings, it's just him horribly repeating "la," and if you lose, Octavio says that he can't go on because you're too awful. Furthermore, the song ends with an absurdly-high, IncrediblyLongNote held by Bentley. But the best part of all is that pressing the square button will make Bentley ''air guitar!''

* The very first time you see The Grizz in Gungathal Valley. Imagine walking through a prehistoric world and then all of a sudden you're encountered with one of the strangest and most out of place characters the developers could think of.

** The crayon-like drawings that explains about The Grizz snatching eggs.

** To elaborate, they need to get Bob in shape. Murray's way of doing this is to put Bob through an eighties training montage, complete with cheesy eighty music and scene transitions.

* Salim Al-Kupar has an ''enormous'' appetite. In fact, he downs a giant chocolate cake that Murray was about to eat in ''one gulp'' (and also gained a BalloonBelly to boot!)

* While undercover wearing the Arabian thief outfit, Sly Cooper impersonates himself as the delivery boy and enters Le Paradox and Miss Decibel's tent. What's more, Sly Cooper talks to them with his trademark... ''[[CallBack Italian accent]].'' Not only that... Sly manages to fool them, which leaves this remark from Bentley:

** While Sly has evolved a lot since his creation, one thing’s for sure: he still explores [[EternalEngine a lot of factories]].0

* The unlockable "making of" video that shows (very) early footage of Sly 1 and 2. While it's interesting to see what the games looked early on, the devs also consider a lot of things OldShame.
** The devs sarcastically shouting CLIMB MOVE! After Sly (Not Miller yet, BTW) mentions it on some footage.

*** "If I ever become rich, I'm going to store all my money next to [[EternalEngine huge, moving machine parts]]." "And [[NightmarishFactory open fire pits]]." "Yes! Open fire pits [[ViolationOfCommonSense right near my holding paper cash]]."
** An even earlier Sly model had huge feet, jokingly/self-deprecatingly dubbed "the clown shoes." It even eventually becomes a BrickJoke when it turn out [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext clown shoes make you immune to lava]].

** "Those are the [[BlatantLies smartest guards ever]]." "I know. But at least they stand at attention, you know. Sly attacks them, and they're... [[DamnedByFaintPraise they're there]]. [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy They're very present, emotionally]]."

* From "Run 'N Bomb", there's Sly's threat to Octavio after he takes Bentley hostage:

* For one mission, Sly has to take over guard duty in disguise so Bentley can sneak into some coffee shops. During one of the post swaps, the guard on duty thanks Sly for taking over as his mom is cooking spaghetti. He mentions that it's so good that he wishes to be buried in his mother's pasta sauce, to which Bentley reacts somewhat dumbfoundedly, saying it's strange. As Bentley's doing his work inside the shop, though, Sly prattles on about how he must be missing out on something if he's never had food that good, up until the point Bentley completes his work and exits the shop. Bentley tells him to knock it off and focus on the job, to which Sly agrees. He then adds that they should go get something to eat afterwards.