History Funny / SlowBeef

** Ridley outright insults [[UsefulNotes/XBox360 Kinect]] and [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation3 Move]] (though for the former it's less about poor or gimmicky design and more about being incompatible with his size and wingspan). This is followed by pointing out every flaw in ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', including how the Origami Killer couldn't possibly have laid out the glass shards in the tunnel during the Butterfly trial and the implausibility of a poison that works in exactly 60 minutes.

* After struggling against [[BonusBoss Black Dragon Kalameet]], he finally takes it down and gets the Calamity Ring. His reaction makes it worth it.

* His claiming to have a letter from Sega's lawyers when he comes across something in the game that is particularly lawyer-baiting and how said letters claim said thing is not what it appears to be ripping off (Except for Franchise/SpiderMan and Franchise/{{Godzilla}})

!!VideoGame/{{Snatcher}} (Video LP)

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* Ridley tends not to appear in non-Metroid LPs for obvious reasons, but his voice is recycled for the crow enemies in Bloodborne.

!!Metroid Prime

!!Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

!!Metroid Prime 3: Corruption

!!Super Metroid Justin Bailey Hack

!!Dead To Rights/Dead To Rights: Retribution

!!Snatcher (Video LP)

!!AC:SD Snatcher

!!Manga/{{Golgo 13}}

!!Revenge of Shinobi for the "Hard Games Thread"

!!Cave Story+ Hard Mode

!!Dark Souls

!!Psychonauts

!!Bloodborne

!!Pokemon Fire Red Nuzlocke Run

!!Sartak's Jeopardy mod with Diabetus and dave_o

!!Binding of Isaac Rebirth

!!Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake

!!Klax

!![[VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Resident Evil 2 RE2Make]]

!!VideoGame/EarthBound

** The chat also quickly comes to the conclusion, based on his hammy voice clips, actions, and design, that King is obviously based on ''[[Franchise/JoJosBizarreAdventure DIO Brando.]]''

* The ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPImNEOYgXg Justin Bailey Special]]'', an old video where slowbeef shows Diabetus a very... ''[[VideoGamePerversityPotential special]]'' [[GameMod ROM hack]] of ''VideoGame/{{Metroid}} II''. He claims [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer that he didn't photoshop this, and that it's completely real]] before revealing the title:

* Pretty much [[RunningGag involving]] [[AwesomeMcCoolName Gunpuncher]].

* The ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgeHog2006 Sonic '06]]'' race of 2017; At [=MAGFest=] that year, Slowbeef and his buddy [=TieTuesday=] had challenged each other to a race of Sonic's Story in the famously terrible and broken ''Sonic'' game. While Slowbeef's practices focused mostly remembering how the game worked, Tie decided to learn speedrun tricks for the game. He became so good and had so much fun pulling them off, that he wound up seriously speedrunning the game, and was at one point ranked ''14th in the world'' for the Sonic's Story record {He is [[https://www.speedrun.com/sonic06 now ranked 25th]]). When the two finally raced each other live nine months later, Tie wound up [[CurbStompBattle trouncing Slowbeef]] in a very wacky and funny [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UFykH-2tw livestream]].

* The ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgeHog2006 Sonic '06]]'' race of 2017; At [=MAGFest=] that year, Slowbeef and his buddy [=TieTuesday=] had challenged each other to a race of Sonic's Story in the famously terrible and broken ''Sonic'' game. While Slowbeef's practices focused mostly remembering how the game worked, Tie decided to learn speedrun tricks for the game. He became so good and had so much fun pulling them off, that he wound up seriously speedrunning the game, and is now ranked ''[[https://www.speedrun.com/sonic_06/run/yl94o83y 14th in the world]]'' for the Sonic's Story record. When the two finally raced each other live nine months later, Tie wound up [[CurbStompBattle trouncing Slowbeef]] in a very wacky and funny [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UFykH-2tw livestream]].

-->'''slowbeef''': "Jill and Shee--Sheva were caught in the ruins." I got yelled at for calling her [[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY "Sheeva"]] the other day.

-->'''Translation:''' Hello, this is Yoshio Sakamoto! It's not easy writing stories for Metroid... considering my functional illiteracy. Honestly, I don't really like Samus, and I don't want you to like her, either. I hate her and feel threatened by her. I will ruin this franchise. I'm just coming out and telling you. Fuck Metroid and fuck you.

** The above leads to the prospect of [[CrazyAwesome an all-magician news program]].

-->"[[NotInTheFace Don't shoot me in the mouth]]! Whatever you do, [[BlatantLies that's my least vulnerable spot]]! My wings... remember how they burned off? Hit 'em... [[EnemyScan are you scannin' me]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense in freefall now]]? How do you even do that? Wait... are we ''[[TalkingIsAFreeAction readin']]?'' Come on!"

-->'''"Ridley"''': Even ''I'' think that's [[UnfortunateImplications sexist]], [[EvenEvilHasStandards and I'm a terrible gargoyle!]]

'''Diabetus:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Oh yeah]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck you're fucked]].\\

** The lamest PostMortemOneLiner ever comes after a certain boss fight:

* When Diabetus comes on for Episode 22, him and slowbeef wastes no time in pointing that they have put out any Retsupurae related content for [[ScheduleSlip quite some time]]:

** The stream lasted 2 hours. Tie beat the game in 45 minutes (as they challenged each other level by level, not for the entire game with boss fights), and for most of that time, Slowbeef was stuck on a snowboarding section of the third level for almost the entire time (a section that Tie completed in ''one minute''). Tie eventually started his own speedrun of Sonic's story with bosses while waiting for Slowbeef to finish, and even though he had a big time loss on the early stages (partly to show the stream some additional and optional gltiches), he ''lapped'' Slowbeef in Crisis City, the fourth stage.

** The stream lasted 2 hours. Tie beat the game in 45 minutes (as they challenged each other level by level, not for the entire game with boss fights), while Slowbeef was stuck on a snowboarding section of the third level for almost the entire time (a section that Tie completed in ''one minute'').

* His claiming to have a letter from Sega's lawyers when he comes across something in the game that is particularly lawyer-baiting and how said letters claim said thing is not what it appears to be ripping off (Except for SpiderMan and Franchise/{{Godzilla}})

** Shortly after, Slowbeef told his viewers that he did not plan win, nor did he ever expect to, knowing what Tie had done to prepare:

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'''Cass:''' You'll never kill us, ever!

* During his second encounter with [[spoiler: Birkin]], Slowbeef hits the button to move the shipping container without knowing what it did, beyond give him more room. He hits the other button, tries to run from [[spoiler:Birkin]], gets caught, and then [[spoiler: both of them get hit by the container]]. This happens twice in a row. On the third attempt, [[spoiler: the cutscene only shows Leon getting hit]].

* During his second encounter with [[spoiler: Birkin]], Slowbeef hits the button to move the shipping container without knowing what it did, beyond give him more room. He hits the other button, tries to run from [[spoiler:Birkin]], gets caught, and then [[spoiler: both of them get hit by the container]].

'''Cass:''' You'll never kill us, ever! ''(Cue three zombies wandering around the corner, only for Slowbeef to dodge all three of them)''

'''Cass:''' You'll never kill us, ever! ''(Cue two zombies wandering around the corner)''

'''Slowbeef:''' [[GenreSavvy Please don't]] [[DoNotTauntCthulhu taunt him]].

-->'''Cass:''' Ohhh, missed, bitch!