History Funny / SinCity

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--> I should fear for my life, and I would....if I could get that damn Doublemint jingle out of my head.

* In ''A Dame to Kill For'' (both the comic and film segment), Marv stealing Manute's hat after he and Dwight go to the Lord mansion to kill Damien. Made doubly funny in the comic as Marv drives the dying Dwight away from the mansion in a stolen car, police after them, silly hat on his head and raving about Creator/MerleHaggard all the while.

* When Jackie Boy is outside Shelly's door, he hears her talking to Dwight and says "it sounds like you got somebody in there with you". Shelly's response?
--> "Some''body''? It's a regular African love-fest in here!"
* Dwight telling Jackie Boy to leave Shelly alone, in a slightly dark way (Clive Owen's monotone voice makes it even funnier).
--> '''Dwight:''' ''[grabbing Jackie Boy's hair and holding a straight razor to his eye]'' Hi. I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. You so much as talk to Shelly again, you even think her name, and I'll cut you in ways that will make you useless to a woman.

--> '''Jackie Boy:''' ''[his eye widens]''
--> ''[Dwight shoves Jackie Boy's head in the toilet, brushing his hand away from the flusher, then leaves when Jackie Boy stops twitching]''
--> ''[Jackie Boy jumps out of the toilet, then vomits his own urine and toilet water]''

-->"You shut the hell up Jackie-Boy. You're dead. I'm imagining that you're talking so just shut the hell up."

--->Sure he's an asshole. Sure he's dead. Sure I'm just imagining that he's talking. [[JerkassHasAPoint None of that stops the bastard from being absolutely right]].

-->"You're an angel. You're a saint. You're Mother Teresa. You're Elvis. You're God...and if you'd shown up 10 minutes earlier and gotten a little more killing done, we'd still have Jackie-Boy's head.

** In the film, he is later shot in the head with another arrow, and just sighs.

** Pretty much ''any'' time [[ThoseTwoGuys Schlubb and Klump]] [[{{Malaproper}} open their mouths]] -- such as when they argue over the AwesomeButImpractical car Klump has chosen to drive to the motel in ''That Yellow Bastard''. Especially when Klump brings up its "sheer phallic majesty"....

** Pretty much ''any'' time Schlubb and Klump open their mouths--such as when they argue over the AwesomeButImpractical car Klump has chosen to drive to the motel in ''That Yellow Bastard''. Especially when Klump brings up its "sheer phallic majesty"....

* The ending of ''Fat Man and Little Boy'', which is about Schlubb and Klump contemplating whether to steal a corpse's fine boots. [[spoiler:It's rigged with a bomb...]]

-->'''Klump''': So it would appear, Mr. Schlubb.

* When a badly wounded Dwight is threatened by Miho with a blade on his back, Goldie and [[spoiler:Wendy]] standing in front demanding him to leave Old Town, he thinks:

* In both comic and film, when Miho shoots Stuka with a message arrow. As a CallBack to the fact that "You won't feel it if she doesn't want you to."

** Dwight gets hit on by a female cop and pretends to be a DepravedBisexual to get rid of her, both to continue with his task and so Miho won't murder her. Dwight asks her to handcuff him, then "spank me and call me Belinda. That's what Douglas always does." The cop {{facepalm}}s and thinks to herself "You sure know how to pick 'em" and drives off in a hurry.

** Dwight gets hit on by a female cop and pretends to be a DepravedBisexual to get rid of her, both to continue with his task and so Miho won't murder her. Dwight asks her to handcuff him, then "spank me and call me Belinda. That's what Douglas does." The cop {{facepalm}}s and thinks to herself "You sure know how to pick 'em" and drives off in a hurry.

* In both comic and film, when Miho shoots a mook with a message arrow. As a CallBack to the fact that "You won't feel it if she doesn't want you to."
-->'''Mook:''' Hey, there's an arrow in me.
-->'''Mook:''' Should we, maybe, take me to a doctor?

* Marv [[WhatADrag dragging some poor bastards face along the pavement]] as he drives.

-->'''Dwight:''' Was it something I said?

--> ''[Jackie Boy jumps out of the toilet, then vomits toilet water]''

--->Sure he's an asshole. Sure he's dead. Sure I'm just imagining that he's talking. None of that stops the bastard from being absolutely right.

** Followed by one of the waitresses telling him he should take it easy on the guy, since he's new and doesn't know any better.