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* Most of what Schemer says and does in general could qualify. Schemer's pratfalls and one-liners were a big reason why the show stayed popular as long as it did.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The whole time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.(And the actual Missy Fussy doll turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing)
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial.commercial or a MAD TV skit. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The whole time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.(And the actual Missy Fussy doll turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing)
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--> '''Stacy:''' [[https://youtu.be/_If2zTfk1Xw?t=360 AAAAH!!! A LITTLE MAN!MAN!]]
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The while time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.(And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing)
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The while whole time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.(And the actual Missy Fussy doll turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing)
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The while time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.([[spoiler:And (And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing]])thing)
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* What kind of name is Skippy Record?
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* What kind of name is Skippy Record?Record?
* In "Achoo", Mr. Conductor catches a cold, and when he sneezes, some of his magic dust gets into the water of some glasses the kids use as a xylophone. When Stacy and Billy drink water from one of the glasses, Mr. Conductor's magic switches their voices. When they drink water from other glasses, Mr. Conductor's magic makes Billy meow like a cat and Stacy bark like a dog. JB King drinks water from another glass, which gives him the voice of a little girl, causing Schemer to tease him.
* In "Achoo", Mr. Conductor catches a cold, and when he sneezes, some of his magic dust gets into the water of some glasses the kids use as a xylophone. When Stacy and Billy drink water from one of the glasses, Mr. Conductor's magic switches their voices. When they drink water from other glasses, Mr. Conductor's magic makes Billy meow like a cat and Stacy bark like a dog. JB King drinks water from another glass, which gives him the voice of a little girl, causing Schemer to tease him.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The while time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.([[spoiler: And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing]])
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The while time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.([[spoiler: And ([[spoiler:And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing]])
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it.([[spoiler: And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing]])
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it. The while time, the announcer is putting a positive spin on it all, describing how she's full of surprises, and never runs out of things to say, and you never run out of things to do.([[spoiler: And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing]])
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it.(spoiler: [[And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing]])
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it.(spoiler: [[And ([[spoiler: And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing]])
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it.(spoiler: And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing)
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is portrayed as sweet and sassy and fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and is more of a chore than a plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it.(spoiler: And [[And Missy Fussy turns out to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing)thing]])
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is played off as sweet and sassy and the young girl enjoys playing with it, but the doll becomes [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and becomes more of a chore than a plaything for the girl, who by the end of the commercial is completely worn out by it.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is played off portrayed as sweet and sassy and the young girl enjoys playing with it, fun to play with, but it becomes apparent that the doll becomes is actually [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and becomes is more of a chore than a plaything for the girl, who by the end of the commercial is completely worn plaything, as its owner quickly becomes fed up with it.(spoiler: And Missy Fussy turns out by it.to be a lot smaller than advertised, and requires special batteries to operate. But maybe that's actually a good thing)
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily pass of as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is played off as sweet and sassy and the young girl enjoys playing with it, but the doll becomes [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and becomes more of a chore than a plaything for the girl, who by the end of the commercial is completely worn out by it.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], could easily pass of be passed off as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll is played off as sweet and sassy and the young girl enjoys playing with it, but the doll becomes [[BrattyHalfPint extremely demanding and manipulative]], and becomes more of a chore than a plaything for the girl, who by the end of the commercial is completely worn out by it.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]] initially the doll comes off as sweet and sassy, but becomes [[BrattyHalfPint increasingly demanding and manipulative]] as the girl's enthusiasm for it quickly fades to burnout towards the end.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]] initially doll]], could easily pass of as a G-rated Saturday Night Live commercial. Initially the doll comes is played off as sweet and sassy, sassy and the young girl enjoys playing with it, but the doll becomes [[BrattyHalfPint increasingly extremely demanding and manipulative]] as manipulative]], and becomes more of a chore than a plaything for the girl's enthusiasm for it quickly fades to burnout towards girl, who by the end.end of the commercial is completely worn out by it.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]] initially the doll comes off as sweet and sassy, but becomes [[increasingly demanding and manipulative| BrattyHalfPint]] as the girl's enthusiasm for it, fades quickly and becomes burnout towards the end.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]] initially the doll comes off as sweet and sassy, but becomes [[increasingly [[BrattyHalfPint increasingly demanding and manipulative| BrattyHalfPint]] manipulative]] as the girl's enthusiasm for it, fades it quickly and becomes fades to burnout towards the end.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], specifically how the girl playing with the doll gets less and less enthusiastic the more it acts like a BrattyHalfPint.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], specifically how the girl playing with doll]] initially the doll gets less comes off as sweet and less enthusiastic sassy, but becomes [[increasingly demanding and manipulative| BrattyHalfPint]] as the more it acts like a BrattyHalfPint.girl's enthusiasm for it, fades quickly and becomes burnout towards the end.
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* The show's VHS releases had an ''additional'' FramingDevice- the episodes were being played at the Shining Time Drive-In, and before the main feature began, we'd see, amongst other things, a KitschyLocalCommercial for Schemer's Arcade. But the best part are the shorts after the show, made and presented by Schemer- as the voiceover notes, "We had ''nothing'' to do with this." You can just see the VO person's exasperation with Schemer forcing his stuff after the show.
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* The show's VHS releases had an ''additional'' FramingDevice- the episodes were being played at the Shining Time Drive-In, and before the main feature began, we'd see, amongst other things, a KitschyLocalCommercial for Schemer's Arcade. But the best part are the shorts after the show, made and presented by Schemer- as the voiceover notes, "We had ''nothing'' to do with this.it." You can just see hear the VO person's annoyance and exasperation with in her voice, at Schemer forcing his stuff after the show.
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* Schemer's version of "The Three Little Pigs" has the pig with the brick house charging the others for hiding out with him. When they don't pay up, he says "Hey, what do you think, I'm made of money? Let the wolf eat bacon!"
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* Schemer's version of "The Three Little Pigs" has the pig with the brick house charging the others for hiding out with him. When they don't pay up, he says says, "Hey, what do you think, I'm made of money? Let the wolf eat bacon!"
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* The show's VHS releases had an ''additional'' FramingDevice- the episodes were being played at the Shining Time Drive-In, and before the main feature began, we'd see, amongst other things, a KitschyLocalCommercial for Schemer's Arcade. But the best part are the shorts after the show, made and presented by Schemer- as the voiceover notes, "We had ''nothing'' to do with this." You can just see the VO person's exasperation with Schemer forcing his stuff after the show.
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* The show's VHS releases had an ''additional'' FramingDevice- the episodes were being played at the Shining Time Drive-In, and before the main feature began, we'd see, amongst other things, a KitschyLocalCommercial for Schemer's Arcade. But the best part are the shorts after the show, made and presented by Schemer- as the voiceover notes, "We had ''nothing'' to do with this." You can just see the VO person's exasperation with Schemer forcing his stuff after the show.show.
* What kind of name is Skippy Record?
* What kind of name is Skippy Record?
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--->'''Midge:''' (''{{beat}}'') I'm not going to read another word.
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--->'''Midge:''' (''{{beat}}'') I'm not going to read another word.word.
* The show's VHS releases had an ''additional'' FramingDevice- the episodes were being played at the Shining Time Drive-In, and before the main feature began, we'd see, amongst other things, a KitschyLocalCommercial for Schemer's Arcade. But the best part are the shorts after the show, made and presented by Schemer- as the voiceover notes, "We had ''nothing'' to do with this." You can just see the VO person's exasperation with Schemer forcing his stuff after the show.
* The show's VHS releases had an ''additional'' FramingDevice- the episodes were being played at the Shining Time Drive-In, and before the main feature began, we'd see, amongst other things, a KitschyLocalCommercial for Schemer's Arcade. But the best part are the shorts after the show, made and presented by Schemer- as the voiceover notes, "We had ''nothing'' to do with this." You can just see the VO person's exasperation with Schemer forcing his stuff after the show.
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* The very first scene in "A Place Unlike Any Other". As someone takes a tour to Shining Time Station, an embarrassed Mr. Conductor, who had apparently been visible from within the most accessible parts of the station for a while, promptly disappears.
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* The very first scene in "A Place Unlike Any Other". As someone takes a tour to Shining Time Station, an embarrassed Mr. Conductor, who had apparently been visible from within the most accessible parts of the station for a while, promptly disappears.disappears.
* Schemer's version of "The Three Little Pigs" has the pig with the brick house charging the others for hiding out with him. When they don't pay up, he says "Hey, what do you think, I'm made of money? Let the wolf eat bacon!"
--->'''Midge:''' ''(slamming the book shut)'' Schemer! This is the most awful version of "The Three Little Pigs" I've ever heard.
--->'''Schemer:''' You mean there's another version?
--->'''Midge:''' (''{{beat}}'') I'm not going to read another word.
* Schemer's version of "The Three Little Pigs" has the pig with the brick house charging the others for hiding out with him. When they don't pay up, he says "Hey, what do you think, I'm made of money? Let the wolf eat bacon!"
--->'''Midge:''' ''(slamming the book shut)'' Schemer! This is the most awful version of "The Three Little Pigs" I've ever heard.
--->'''Schemer:''' You mean there's another version?
--->'''Midge:''' (''{{beat}}'') I'm not going to read another word.
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* The [[MatryoshkaObject Lollapalooza Pop]] scene in "Stacy Cleans Up", in particular Schemer's reactions. He starts off making lame explanations for each layer, and by the end he can barely contain his disbelief at how ridiculous the whole situation is. You can practically hear him thinking "Whoever came up with these stupid things is a better Schemer than I am!"
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], specifically how the girl playing with the doll gets less and less enthusiastic the more it acts like a BrattyHalfPint.
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* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], specifically how the girl playing with the doll gets less and less enthusiastic the more it acts like a BrattyHalfPint.BrattyHalfPint.
* The very first scene in "A Place Unlike Any Other". As someone takes a tour to Shining Time Station, an embarrassed Mr. Conductor, who had apparently been visible from within the most accessible parts of the station for a while, promptly disappears.
* The very first scene in "A Place Unlike Any Other". As someone takes a tour to Shining Time Station, an embarrassed Mr. Conductor, who had apparently been visible from within the most accessible parts of the station for a while, promptly disappears.
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--->'''Sledgebolt:''' That's no little girl! She's old enough to be my mother! ''([[DeathGlare Midge glares]])'' [[VerbalBackspace Okay! My sister!]]
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--->'''Sledgebolt:''' That's no little girl! She's old enough to be my mother! ''([[DeathGlare Midge glares]])'' [[VerbalBackspace Okay! My sister!]]sister!]]
* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], specifically how the girl playing with the doll gets less and less enthusiastic the more it acts like a BrattyHalfPint.
* From "Mr. Conductor Gets Left Out", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH15coK1Mrs the commercial for the Missy Fussy doll]], specifically how the girl playing with the doll gets less and less enthusiastic the more it acts like a BrattyHalfPint.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRRwJ0k3Xto Schemer falling in the Lucky Ducky Pond]]. That is all.
* Schemer tripping over and getting caught up in a tent is also quite amusing.
* In "Stacy Forgets Her Name", an amnesic Stacy freaking out at seeing Mr. Conductor:
--> '''Stacy:''' AAAAH!!! A LITTLE MAN!"
* When the baseball team is short a player, Schemer dresses up Midge Smoot in a uniform and tries to pass her off as a kid.
--->'''J.B. King:''' ''(pinching her cheek)'' And how old are you, little girl?
--->'''Midge:''' ''(pinching him harder)'' It's not polite to ask a little girl how old she is!
--->'''Sledgebolt:''' That's no little girl! She's old enough to be my mother! ''([[DeathGlare Midge glares]])'' [[VerbalBackspace Okay! My sister!]]
* Schemer tripping over and getting caught up in a tent is also quite amusing.
* In "Stacy Forgets Her Name", an amnesic Stacy freaking out at seeing Mr. Conductor:
--> '''Stacy:''' AAAAH!!! A LITTLE MAN!"
* When the baseball team is short a player, Schemer dresses up Midge Smoot in a uniform and tries to pass her off as a kid.
--->'''J.B. King:''' ''(pinching her cheek)'' And how old are you, little girl?
--->'''Midge:''' ''(pinching him harder)'' It's not polite to ask a little girl how old she is!
--->'''Sledgebolt:''' That's no little girl! She's old enough to be my mother! ''([[DeathGlare Midge glares]])'' [[VerbalBackspace Okay! My sister!]]
