History Funny / Sequelitis

-->''"What the fuck I am doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing ''Ocarina of Time'' on the Internet! I'm gonna get '''''[[SacredCow CRUCIFIED]]'''''!"''

-->'''Arin''': You're no longer a pioneer adventurer, you're a guest at Disneyland. Here's your ticket! Be sure to check out Space Mountain, Indiana Jones before you leave! Guess Goofy's weight! WIN A PRIZE!

-->"What the fuck I am doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing Ocarina of Time on the Internet! I'm gonna get '''''[[SacredCow CRUCIFIED]]'''''!"

* After a prolonged rant about ''Ocarina'''s significant amount of cutscenes and wait time and the negative effect this has on the game's pacing.
--> Waiting is the ''bane'' of exploration. Why would I wanna explore in a world where I gotta waste useless time just to check a fuckin' room? You should never, ever, ever hit that point where you're like, "Eh, I'll check that room later", ''IN A GAME ABOUT CHECKIN' ROOMS!!''

* [[RageBreakingPoint His complaining]] about [[FridgeLogic the logic behind the]] Gorons dying of starvation in Ocarina of Time.

--> "In the first Zelda, you ''see'' that shit! In Link to the Past, you ''see'' that shit! In Ocarina...'''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTQmfJo7Gzw OOPS!!!!]]'''''"

** He even calls back to the format of the previous video to specifically make this point:-
--> "Remember in the first episode, you know, ‘what they did wrong’, ‘what they did right’? Fuckin’... ''please''. This is '''WHY MEGA MAN X IS SO FUCKING GOOD THAT IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD!!''' (Also I talk about what elements of the original Mega Man games were enhanced to be even more effective--)"

--> [[LampshadeHanging And now I'll just stare a you for a couple seconds]]

--> "In the first Zelda, you ''see'' that shit! In Link to the Past, you ''see'' that shit! In Ocarina...''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTQmfJo7Gzw OOPS!!!!]]'''''

* His epic rant about how Skyward Sword sucks.

* Arin's complaints about how [[Main/Railroading rail-roady]] the later games get gives us this rant:

* Arin's complaints about how [[Railroading rail-roady]] the later games get gives us this rant:

-->"What the fuck I am doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing '''Ocarina of Time''' on the '''internet'''! I'm gonna get '''''[[SacredCow crucified]]'''''!"

* The part where he rails on how some games tend to treat the player like an idiot when teaching them how to play saying "It seems to be catered to kids who don't know what's going on in the world. (Beat) They don't know Obama (the BRollRebus on this line is a picture of {{Nelson Mandela}})."

* "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]] [[MadnessMantra added]] [[ScrappyMechanic Bomb Bowling.]]"

!Mega Man Classic vs. Mega Man X

* Regarding Mega Man X
--> '''Egoraptor:''' HOLYFUCKTHISGAMESAWESOME! Look at the graphics and the music, oh my god it feels so good! And it's not on the Sega Genesis it's on the Super Nintendo! See, this is a sequel, this is a fuckin' sequel! You thought I was going to talk about bad sequels all the time on Sequelitis? FUCK NO!

* And then Capcom was like, "Fuck!"
* Preceding his gigantic [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike gush]] about the opening level of VideoGame/MegaManX1, we get this gem:

!The Legend of Zelda

-->"What the fuck I am doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing '''Ocarina of Time''' on the '''internet'''! I am going to get '''''[[SacredCow crucified]]'''''!"

-->"There's rocks everywhere! WHAT IS '''WRONG''' WITH YOU!? Your whole '''TOWN''' is made of rocks, and you're '' '''STARVING!?''' ''"