History Funny / ScottTheWoz

** Also on Scott's Stash, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnGu763rgQ this hour long video]] of Scott and his friends Sam and Eric (Jeb Jab and Rex Mohs, respectively) attempting to beat the final level of ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld''. Highlights include Eric constantly showing his bias for Toad in the game, talking about SoBadItsGood kids films they watched, sharing bad experiences at Steak and Shake and Scott getting further and further annoyed at Eric constantly failing.

-->'''Survey:''' What did you think about this game?
-->'''Scott:''' It's pretty good.
-->'''Survey:''' Why did you buy this game?
-->'''Scott:''' It's pretty good.
-->'''Survey:''' Where did you buy this game?
-->'''Scott:''' [[RuleOfThree It's pretty good.]]

%%!!154- ''The Video Game Walkthrough''

%%!!004- ''Why the Wii U Failed''

* Tired of having a reputation, Scott uploads a video of him eating cereal to [=PornHub=].

%%!!016- ''Mario Kart 9 Wish List''

%%!!161- ''Game Collecting''

** "Is it worth getting pissed about if [the Wii + Internet channel] was never preloaded on your Wii? Yeah, but at least owning it on DVD I can [[https://gifs.com/gif/scott-the-woz-plays-with-a-dvd-mOD3kR play with it]]."

* The RunningGag of Rex, Dr. Atrics, and Target Employee exclaiming in celebration any time "the economy" is mentioned.

** At the end of the video, [[DissonantSerenity Scott calmly leaves the now-on-fire laundry room while announcing he's cancelling the laundry.]]

--->'''Past!Scott''': Game delays are inevitable for ''all'' developers, and most of the time, I think they're highly respectable. It takes guts to admit "Hey, we need more time!". And, sure, some are annoying, most are definitely dissapointing, but in the end, I think most delays are for the best. It's not like real life, [[{{Foreshadowing}} where pushing something off 'till later will get you in deep trouble...]] ({{Beat}}; notices the mess of dirty laundry behind him) ...huh. ... (turns to the camera; [[HowWeGotHere waves) Hey, all! Scott here!]] [[HowWeGotHere It]] ''[[HowWeGotHere is]]'' [[HowWeGotHere laundry season,]] [[TemptingFate seems like everybody's cleaning their clothes these days...]]

-->'''Scott [[RunningGag (With visibly bloody hands):]]''' Yes, let's discuss.

%%!!089- ''The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles III''

* Scott is the host of an award show that celebrates the best years of the year, known as The Yearies.h

(cut to Rex watching from home cheering for 2016 to win)

%%!!102- ''Game of the Year Throughout the Years''

* Turns out that Wendy's Employee has an [[BackupTwin identical twin (Who works for the store Target) who also just so happens to have a similar personality to him.]]

--->'''Past!Scott''': Game delays are inevitable for ''all'' developers, and most of the time, I think they're highly respectable. It takes guts to admit "Hey, we need more time!". And, sure, some are annoying, most are definitely dissapointing, but in the end, I think most delays are for the best. It's not like real life, [[{{Foreshadowing}} where pushing something off 'till later will get you in deep trouble...]] ({{Beat}}; notices the mess of dirty laundry behind him) ...huh. ... (turns to the camera; [[HowWeGotHere waves) Hey, all! Scott here!]] [[HowWeGotHere It]] ''[[HowWeGotHere is]]'' [[HowWeGotHere laundry season,]] [[TemptingFAte seems like everybody's cleaning their clothes these days...]]

--> My five senses are at dangerous levels. Have you ever seen me drink lemonade?\\

'''Scott (voiceover):''' A seething pile of virginity who cares deeply about how his ''Yo Noid'' cartridge looks.

--> Apparently, We Dare is considered contraband if played outside of Europe or Australia. There's a sexier reason to go to prison, I'd love to hear it.

%%!!067- The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles II

%%!!060- The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles 1

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X_LSbikMo One Second Of The First 130 Scott the Woz Episodes]] takes one second with zero context from each of the then current videos and cuts them together for even more concentrated Scott madcap zaniness.

-->'''Therapist''': You went to Sonic?
-->'''Scott''': Not just that, I ate there.
-->'''Therapist''': [[TakeThat Should've come sooner.]]

-->'''Voiceover!Scott''': "But, Scott!" you may say!
-->(cut to the living room with Scott, Rex and Jeb)
-->'''Scott''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint WHAT?]]'''''

** Also on Scott's Stash, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnGu763rgQ this hour long video]] of Scott and his friends Sam and Eric (Jeb Jab and Rex Mohs, respectively) attempting to beat the final level of VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld. Highlights include Eric constantly showing his bias for Toad in the game, talking about SoBadItsGood kids films they watched, sharing bad experiences at Steak and Shake and Scott getting further and further annoyed at Eric constantly failing.

* When discussing the "hidden" characters Scott refers to the exceptionally obvious Toadette silhouette as Grover Cleveland. Humurous enough on it's own, but becomes hilarious when he decides to [[InsistentTerminology commit]] to calling her Grover from that point on.

--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2oSGMLmkjI&lc=UgyLIFfhESpeI_1MS7B4AaABAg Humblepie]]''': You can hear the "I was lying AS A JOKE!!" conversation going on in the background. However, this is not reused audio. This is it's own take.

* One particular RunningGag of the video is that Rex displays a deep knowledge of Mario Party, despite only having ''just found out about it's existence that day''.

* After being asked about the password he wrote down for ''VideoGame/MegaMan4'', Scot claims that [[RefugeInAudacity it's actually coordinates. For a bomb.]]

* The big number for this Christmas special, "Why Don't You Play Them?" is easily catchy and quite funny as the chorus tries their best to reason Scott into enjoying RPGs, with Scott dismissing them at every point. The chorus constantly sings the titular song's phrase, but the last time they sing it, Scott interrupts them with bringing up his second point on his disliking of RPGs: "WAIT YOUR F*CKING TURN!"

* The ultimate conclusion to the video; Scott proudly proclaims he's not an [=RPG=] guy, that that's okay, and that [[TemptingFate no RPG can change that]]... and ''immediately'' [[HypocriticalHumor catches himself playing]] ''VideoGame/DragonQuest''.

-->''Terry:'' Breaking and entering isn't as fun if you know what's happening.

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