History Funny / SchoolDays

** "Softcore Porn!" and "We have entered into a non-agression pact with Class 1 and 2" have to be some of the funniest lines in the series

** The scene at the pool, where [[GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed]] Sekai stares at Kotonoha's GagBoobs, asking "are they real?", and after confirming it with a poke (to Kotonoha's amusement and mild embarrasment), mumbles in defeat "they are real..."

* The ''With Kotonoha'' ending. It starts with Kotonoha lying next to a POV Makoto (clearly post coitus). They talk for a while when Makoto's cellphone rings. He answers it, but accidentally hits the button to use the camera. Cue everyone on the other end getting an eyeful of Kotonoha naked, complete with cries of distressed horror. Makoto's line at the end is what makes it.

* The ''With Kotonoha'' ending. It starts with Kotonoha lying next to a POV Makoto (clearly post coitus). They talk for a while when Makoto's cellphone rings. He answers it, but accidentally hits the button to use the camera. Clear everyone on the other end getting an eyeful of Kotonoha naked, complete with cries of distressed horror. Makoto's line at the end is what makes it.

* The ZettaiRyouki scene. It was the last funny thing in the story before hell breaks loose, and it was funny due to the fact people are acting serious about ''NOT GETTING ENOUGH CUSTOMERS''. YMMV

* One of the endings of ''Cross Days'' consisted of Yuuki ending up with Roka ''while'' punishing Makoto at the same time, with him and Ai being interrogated by Kotonoha about [[TeenPregnancy who's the father of Ai's baby.]] [[spoiler:It's Yuuki.]] The fact that the music is extremely funny while Kotonoha draws out a katana, in one of the few times when her {{Yandere}}ness is PlayedForLaughs, makes it even funnier.

* The Son-in-law's Ritual Ending in ''Shiny Days'' is quite funny. [[spoiler:Makoto is allowed to court Otome and Karen, but not before being beaten up.]]

* The ZettaiRyouki scene. It was the last funny thing in the story before hell breaks loose, and it was funny due to the fact people are acting serious about NOT GETTING ENOUGH CUSTOMERS. YMMV

* Makoto Lampshading himself in episode 8 by saying,"I'm the worst."
* This might be a bit of a black comedy example: during the infamous sex scene with Kokoro in Summer Days, it takes place in Kotonoha's house, and Kotonoha is still in the house but she's asleep. She does in fact hear Makoto and Kokoro going at it and she briefly sits up, but she's half-asleep and doesn't understand what she's hearing, so she goes back to sleep. When Makoto is just about to finish, ''then'' Kotonoha finally puts two and two in an "extreme delayed reaction", wakes up, and bashes Makoto over the head with a golf club. It's the "extreme delayed reaction" on Kotonoha's part that makes it funny, obviously, not the underage sex.
* Another Black Comedy, during the music part in episode 11, Makoto goes over his cellphone. If you look at the cellphones, it contains all the girls had sex with. The funny part is the last sex scene in the anime involved Makoto and a threesome. And if you count the names, the number goes up to 17. It could have been more people he slept with, but he stops at Kotonoha. So it was kind of funny since he manages to cheat a threesome and manages to sleep with 16 women.
* In School Days HQ Visual Novel:

** Kotonoha confesses to Sekai that Makoto might be cheating on her with other. Sekai is about to confess that he does it with her, but then Kotonoha takes out knife and rants how she wants to kill that girl, if she only knew who she was - cue Sekai slowly getting away while crying in terror.
** Scene at pool, where [[GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed]] Sekai stares at Kotonoha's GagBoobs, asking "are they real?", and after confirming it with a poke (to Kotonoha's amusement and mild embarrasment), mumbles in defeat "they are real..."
** A Hilarious misunderstanding between Otome and Makoto on day of festival. Makoto tries to ask her to get [[ThoseTwoGuys those Two Girls]] that hang out with her to man registry on their shift as they were supposed to rather than force Kotonoha to do it during her time off. Otome at first she thinks he is in love in one of them, and then thinks he wants to sex them up, either one of them, or two at same time, and wants her to ask them for him. Even after misunderstand get cleared up, its still funny in Karmic justice sense, as Otome Posse Girls sit behind registry arguing, while Kotonoha and Makoto go to walk around the school for festival.

* One of the endings of Cross Days consisted of Yuuki ending up with Roka ''while'' punishing Makoto at the same time, with him and Ai being interrogated by Kotonoha about [[TeenPregnancy who's the father of Ai's baby.]] [[spoiler:It's Yuuki.]] The fact that the music is extremely funny while Kotonoha draws out a katana, in one of the few times when her {{Yandere}}ness is PlayedForLaughs, making it's even funnier.
* Shiny Days's opening itself is rather funny. First you'll spot the usually calm and serene Youko making super pissed of face. Then you will spot an angry Setsuna and Makoto nearby having ImagineSpot of Futaba, Kazuha, Kokoro and Youko with hearty background but Setsuna will explode when it contains Karen's kiss blowing at him.
* The Son-in-law's Ritual Ending in Shiny Days is quite funny. [[spoiler:Makoto is allowed to court Otome and Karen but not before being beaten up.]]
* In ''Shiny Days'', Hikari gets aroused by watching [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces a certain couple go at it outside]]. What makes this hilarious is how an horrified Makoto looks at Hikari as if she had grown two heads or something.

** Scene at pool, where [[GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed]] Sekai stares at Kotonohas GagBoobs, asking "are they real?", and after confirming it with a poke (to Kotonoha amusement and mild embarrasment), mumbles in defeat "they are real..."
** Hilarious misunderstanding between Otome and Makoto on day of festival. Makoto tries to ask her to get [[ThoseTwoGuys those Two Girls]] that hang out with her to man registry on their shift as they were supposed to rather than force Kotonoha to do it during her time off. Otome at first she thinks he is in love in one of them, and then thinks he wants to sex them up, either one of them, or two at same time, and wants her to ask them for him. Even after misunderstand get cleared up, its still funny in Karmic justice sense, as Otome Posse Girls sit behind registry arguing, while Kotonoha and Makoto go to walk around the school for festival.

** Drunk Setsuna, in ultracute mode, speaking gibberish and hugging Makoto.

* The Zettai Ryouki scene. It was the last funny thing in the story before hell breaks loose, and it was funny due to the fact people are acting serious about NOT GETTING ENOUGH CUSTOMERS. YMMV

** Nanami complaining about her boyfriend ignoring her advances because he is [[ShowWithinAShow playing a H-game]] (in-universe), and Hikari's and Setsuna's reactions.

-->'''Makoto''': You only announced you were getting together at lunch, and you're splitting up already? That was quick.

* One of the endings of Cross Days consisted of Yuuki ends up with Roka ''while'' punishing Makoto at the same time with he and Ai being interrogated by Kotonoha about who's the father of Ai's baby. [[spoiler:It's Yuuki.]] The fact that the music is extremely funny while Kotonoha draws out Katana making it's even funnier.

* The Son-in-law's Ritual Ending in Shiny Days is quite funny. [[spoiler:Makoto is allowed to court Otome and Karen but not before being beaten up.]]

* Shiny Days's opening itself is rather funny. First you'll spot the usually calm and serene Youko making super pissed of face. Then you will spot an angry Setsuna and Makoto nearby having ImagineSpot of Futaba, Kazuha, Kokoro and Youko with hearty background but Setsuna will explode when it contains Karen's kiss blowing at him.

** Nanami complaining about her boyfriend ignoring her advances because he is [[ShowWithinAShow playing a H-game]] (in-universe), and Hikari's and Setsuna's facial expressions.

** Nanami complaining about her boyfriend ignoring her advances because he is [[ShowWithinAShow playing an H-game]] (in-universe).

* One of the endings of Cross Days consisted of Yuuki ends up with Roka ''while'' punishing Makoto at the same time with he and Ai being interrogated by Kotonoha about who's the father of Ai's baby. [[spoiler:It's Yuuki.]] The fact that the music is extremely funny while Kotonoha draws out Katana making it's even funnier.

** Hilarious misunderstanding between Otome and Makoto on day of festival. Makoto tries to ask her to get [[ThoseTwoGuys those Two Girls]] that hang out with her to man registry on their shift as they were supposed to rather than force Kotonoha to do it during her time off. Otome at first she thinks he is in love in one of them, and then thinks he wants to sex them up, either one of them, or two at same time, and wants her to ask them for him. Even after misunderstand get cleared up, its still funny in Karmic justice sense, as Otome Posse Girls sit behind registry arguing, while Kotonoha and Makoto go to walk around the school for festival.

** Scene at pool, where [[GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed]] Sekai stares at Kotonohas GagBoobs, asking "are they real?", and after confirming it with a poke (to Kotonoha amusemnt and mild embarrasment), mumbles in defeat "they are real..."

* Another Black Comedy, during the music part in episode 11, Makoto goes over his cellphone. If you look at the cellphones, it contains all the girls had sex with. The funny part is the last sex scene in the anime involved Makoto and a threesome. And if you count the names, the number goes up to 17. It could have been more people he slept with, but he stops at Kotonoha. So it was kind of funny since he manages to cheat a threesome and manages to sleep with 16 women.

* This might be a bit of a black comedy example: during the infamous sex scene with Kokoro in Summer Days, it takes place in Kotonoha's house, and Kotonoha is still in the house but she's asleep. She does in fact hear Makoto and Kokoro going at it and she briefly sits up, but she's half-asleep and doesn't understand what she's hearing, so she goes back to sleep. When Makoto is just about to finish, ''then'' Kotonoha finally puts two and two in an "extreme delayed reaction", wakes up, and bashes Makoto over the head with a golf club. It's the "extreme delayed reaction" on Kotonoha's part that makes it funny, obviously, not the underage sex.

* Everything about Magical Heart Kokoro-Chan. Depends on your humor, however.

* The Zettai Ryouki scene. It was the last funny thing in the story before hell breaks loose, and it was funny due to the fact people are acting serious about NOT GETTING ENOUGH CUSTOMERS. YMMV

* When the class was brainstorming for the festival, and Taisuke was suggesting things like "every girl who buys something gets a kiss from me", "I get every girl's phone number", and Setsuna replies "Denied" to each and every one of those with a straight face.