History for Funny/SchlockMercenary

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-06 Kevin's rebuff]] of Para's opinion of his science being not mad enough.

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-06 Kevin's rebuff]] of Para's opinion of his science being not mad ~~enough.~~enough.
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-11-01 General Xinchub, not quite dead.]]
-->'''Tagon''': I guess we celebrated your death a little too early.
-->'''Xinchub''': Sorry to disappoint you, Captain.
-->'''Tagon''': ''(armed and wearing a party hat)'' Oh, its no trouble. We kept the party hats, just in case.

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-27 'Dumped on the stoop' is a new one.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-06 Kevin's rebuff]] of Para's opinion of his science being not mad enough.

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-06 Kevin's rebuff]] of Para's opinion of his science being not mad enough.

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-09-28 "I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't]] ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal'' one."

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-09-28 "I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't]] ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal'' one.""
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-04-06 Kevin's rebuff]] of Para's opinion of his science being not mad enough.

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** Made all the funnier by one reader's comment: "But it's impolite for one of the boobs to mention that."

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-10-04 "This is not fair! Everybody, EVERYBODY, is getting to shoot EXCEPT FOR-]]''(plasgun!)'' MEEEE!"

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-10-04 "This is not fair! Everybody, EVERYBODY, is getting to shoot EXCEPT FOR-]]''(plasgun!)'' ~~MEEEE!"~~MEEEE!"
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-09-28 "I can't wait to tell Tagon that since he wouldn't]] ''give'' us a gunship, we had to ''steal'' one."

Zaptech

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2006-01-08 The christening of the Touch-And-Go.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2006-01-08 The christening of the Touch-And-Go.]]]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-10-04 "This is not fair! Everybody, EVERYBODY, is getting to shoot EXCEPT FOR-]]''(plasgun!)'' MEEEE!"

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-->'''[[RunningGag Attorney]] [[DeadManWalking Drone II]]:''' This is [[{{Understatement}} a little disturbing.]]

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-->'''[[RunningGag Attorney]] [[DeadManWalking Drone II]]:''' This ~~is [[{{Understatement}} a little~~ is disturbing.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-07-31 Equipment failure.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-07-31 Equipment failure.]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2006-01-08 The christening of the Touch-And-Go.]]

RobinZimm

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2008-11-09 "They committed suicide when they saw me coming."]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2008-11-09 "They committed suicide when they saw me coming.~~"]]~~"]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-07-31 Equipment failure.]]

Zaptech

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-->'''[[EvilLawyerJoke Attorney Drone I]]:''' It is also ''ticking.''

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-->'''[[EvilLawyerJoke Attorney Drone I]]:''' It is also ''ticking.''''
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2008-11-09 "They committed suicide when they saw me coming."]]

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-->'''[[DeadManWalking Attorney Drone I]]:''' You are a wicked little man, Reynstein.

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~~-->'''[[DeadManWalking Attorney~~ -->'''[[ArmyOfLawyers Attorney]] [[ScaledUp Drone I]]:''' You are a wicked little man, Reynstein.

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-->'''[[RunningGag Attorney Drone II]]:''' This is [[{{Understatement}} a little disturbing.]]

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-->'''[[RunningGag ~~Attorney~~ Attorney]] [[DeadManWalking Drone II]]:''' This is [[{{Understatement}} a little disturbing.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-11-06 This one's for Massey:]]
-->'''Massey:''' All you need to do is to drop all charges against our lieutenant.
-->'''[[DeadManWalking Attorney Drone I]]:''' You are a wicked little man, Reynstein.
-->'''Massey:''' I am, and that brings us to my final item. I'd like you to examine this document, in which the mercenary company "Tagon's Toughs" is named an agent of the U.N.S. Superior Court for purposes of administering damages against the Partnership Collective.
--->'''datascreen readout:''' goodbye!
-->'''[[RunningGag Attorney Drone II]]:''' This is [[{{Understatement}} a little disturbing.]]
-->'''[[EvilLawyerJoke Attorney Drone I]]:''' It is also ''ticking.''

Zaptech

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* "Officer Training 101: '''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-05-14 Don't taunt Murphy.]]'''"

Zaptech

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-05-05 "She's like Patton with boobs."]]

RobinZimm

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-03-22 Schlock goes base-jumping.]] (follow the next three pages)

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-03-22 Schlock goes base-jumping.]] (follow the next three ~~pages)~~pages)
-->'''Kevyn''': [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-03-27 If I weren't so busy right now, I'd buy you drinks in order to hear the rest of this report.]]\\
'''Schlock''': If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub.

Loyal2NES

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-03-02 "I had my own little army for awhile. Then I got sick" "You look okay now, Shep." "Okay? I can barely Bench-Press three times my weight."]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-03-02 "I had my own little army for awhile. Then I got sick" "You look okay now, Shep." "Okay? I can barely Bench-Press three times my weight.~~"]]~~"]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-03-22 Schlock goes base-jumping.]] (follow the next three pages)

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-12-31 "How can anybody ever NOT need a gunship?"]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-12-31 "How can anybody ever NOT need a ~~gunship?"]]~~gunship?"]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-03-02 "I had my own little army for awhile. Then I got sick" "You look okay now, Shep." "Okay? I can barely Bench-Press three times my weight."]]

Zaptech

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 No, I eat my enemies when they are delicious.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 No, I eat my enemies when they are delicious.]]]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-12-31 "How can anybody ever NOT need a gunship?"]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 No, I eat my enemies when they're delicious.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 No, I eat my enemies when ~~they're~~ they are delicious.]]

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*** Anybody who knew Pi and heard him say that should, by all rights, empty their bowels at the sound of that sentence.

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*** Anybody who knew Pi and heard him say that should, by all rights, empty their bowels at the sound of that ~~sentence.~~sentence.
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 No, I eat my enemies when they're delicious.]]

RobinZimm

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-10-26 Pi still has a full goody bag.]]
** [[CrazyAwesome I STILL HAVE A FULL GOODY BAG!]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-10-26 Pi still has a full ~~goody bag.~~goodie-bag.]]
** [[CrazyAwesome I STILL HAVE A FULL ~~GOODY BAG!]]~~GOODIE-BAG!]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-08-05 No, the monkey is new.]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-07-25 "Well... there wasn't any tongue."]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-07-25 "Well... there wasn't any tongue.~~"]]~~"]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-10-26 Pi still has a full goody bag.]]
** [[CrazyAwesome I STILL HAVE A FULL GOODY BAG!]]
*** Anybody who knew Pi and heard him say that should, by all rights, empty their bowels at the sound of that sentence.

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090527.html "You're in the circus, try to be happy. You're in the circus, try to be happy."]] had me in ''stiches''.

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090527.html "You're in the circus, try to be happy. You're in the circus, try to be happy."]] had me in ~~''stiches''.~~''stiches''.
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-07-25 "Well... there wasn't any tongue."]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20100302.html Captain Tagon almost turns down money]].

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20100302.html Captain Tagon almost turns down ~~money]].~~money]].
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090527.html "You're in the circus, try to be happy. You're in the circus, try to be happy."]] had me in ''stiches''.

RobinZimm

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* '[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090810.html "Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a turd!" "On a flame!"]].

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* ~~'[[http://www.~~[[Comicbook/{{Superman}} "Look! Up in the sky!"]] [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090810.html ~~"Look! Up in the sky!"~~ "It's a turd!" "On a flame!"]].

RobinZimm

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20100829.html "I AM ABLATIVE ARMOR!"]]

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* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20100829.html "I AM ABLATIVE ~~ARMOR!"]]~~ARMOR!"]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20100302.html Captain Tagon almost turns down money]].

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* '[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090809.html "Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a turd!" "On a flame!"]].

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* '[[http://www.schlockmercenary.~~com/d/20090809.~~com/d/20090810.html "Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a turd!" "On a flame!"]].

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* [[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20100817.html Quit worrying about hallucinations and TOGGLE THAT MONKEY!]]

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* [[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20100817.html Quit worrying about hallucinations and TOGGLE THAT ~~MONKEY!]]~~MONKEY!]]
* [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20100829.html "I AM ABLATIVE ARMOR!"]]

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*Ennesby gets control of his own personal army of worker drones. He [[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20091012.html makes]] [[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20091013.html them]] [[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20091014.html sing.]]]]
* [[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20100817.html Quit worrying about hallucinations and TOGGLE THAT MONKEY!]]

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