History Funny / SaintsRow2

* If you wait around for A-ha's ''Take On Me'' to play on the radio, the Boss may sing along with it. Quite amusing, especially when the game gives you an achievement for it.
** In addition to ''Take On Me'', every character voice gets another song that they may sing along to. For example, Female Voice 1 (Caucasian) will sing to ''Everybody Wants to Rule the World'' by Tears for Fears, Male Voice 2 (Afro-American) sings to ''Sister Christian'' by Night Ranger, Female Voice 3 (Latina) sings with ''Land Down Under'' by Men at Work... the list goes on.
*** One of the funniest ones is Male Voice 1 (British) singing along to ''The Final Countdown.'' Funny enough already but made absolutely hilarious [[SoBadItsGood because of how terrible he is at it.]]
*** Same with Female Voice 1 singing "''[[Music/TearsForFears Everybody Wants To Rule the World]]''", she doesn't know the first few parts of it, just mumbles something, hell, maybe all of the voices don't know how to sing.

--->''You know those boys don't wanna play no more with youuuu...'' 'cause you suck bitch!\\

** "Bling Bling! [[JiveTurkey The term may be outdated]], [[WereStillRelevantDammit but our marketing department doesn't care]]."

** And for good measure, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4 here's a video of all the bosses singing "Take on Me"]], [[UpToEleven all at once]].

** While en route to the Samedi pot farm, Tobias makes small with The Boss, asking what a good anniversary present for Laura would be. The Boss (depending on the voice) can recommend a whole variety of things from [[BreadEggsMilkSquick a baking pan, a cookbook, and an Aisha CD, to needle sterilization kits, a coke bender in Columbia, and an automatic shotgun]].

[Mildly annoyed] Ah shit, I got the spins again...!
-->[buzzed] So thiiis is what the world looks like through [[TheStoner Shauundi's]] eyes.

Oh god, please don't be a fucking [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]]...

* Sometimes, Shaundi may call 89.0 Generation X requesting "[[Music/{{Paramore}} Misery Business]]". Veteran Child has no choice but to admit its a good song and play it for his ex-girlfriend.

--->'''Johnny:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue You know, you could have brought flowers]] [[DeadpanSnarker instead of people trying to kill me.]]\\

''She turns and puts her foot down. She had spoken. Gat, badass extraordinaire, turns to the Boss with a pussy whipped expression and concedes''.\\

--->'''Johnny:''' Uh... can you go on ahead? I... gotta clean up. (''He is seen in a later cutscene trying to dispose of a bagged body - likely of the Ronin goon he shot earlier - in a trash can with a disapproving Aisha watching on.'')

-->'''Jane Valderrama''' This leaked security footage shows the leader of the Saints, recent fugitive and Saint Lieutenant Johnny Gat, as well as an unknown accomplice assaulting the casino…\\

** Meanwhile the police was doing a [[ChalkOutline trace of a slain cop]] and ends with the police [[FunnyBackgroundEvent taking a picture of dead cop together]]. Apparently Troy brought his most incompetent policemen to make sure the Saints do their job.
* The beginning of "Road Rage" has Gat dragging a Ronin to Aisha's house after finding him parading around in Saints turf. Here's how Johnny's interrogation goes:

'''Ronin:''' (''spits in The Boss's face'') Go to hell! \\
'''Johnny:''' That wasn't very nice. (''He smashes the Ronin through a glass table'')\\

** Johnny being [[AxCrazy Johnny]], he doesn't put up with the Ronin's sass for long and...
--->'''Ronin:''' I'll die before I tell you!\\
'''Johnny:''' Yep. (''He shoots the Ronin in the back of the head.'')\\

--->'''Johnny:''' Uh... can you go on ahead? I... gotta clean up. (''He is seen in a later cutscene trying to dispose of a bagged body in a trash can with a disapproving Aisha watching on.'')

** While en route to the Samedi pot farm, Tobias makes small with The Boss, asking what a good anniversary present for Laura would be. The Boss (depending on the voice) can recommend a whole variety of things from a baking pan, a cookbook, and an Aisha CD, to needle sterilization kits, a coke bender in Columbia, and an automatic shotgun.

'''Legal Lee''': My client would like that stricken from the record…!

'''Gat:''' Come on, Eesh…!\\

'''Gat:''' Change of plans…

'''Aisha:''' No!\\

* Sometimes, Shaundi may call 89.0 Generation X requesting "[[Music/{{Paramore}} Misery Business]]". Veteran Child has no choice but to admit its a good song and play it for his ex-girlfriend.

** It's his delivery that makes it awesome; most of the time during the mission he sounds like a really calm, stoned [[DangerDeadpan.]]

** While en route to the Samedi pot farm, Tobias makes small with The Boss asking what a good anniversary present for Laura would be. The Boss (depending on the voice) can recommend a a whole variety of things from a baking pan, a cookbook, and an Aisha CD, to needle sterilization kits, a coke bender in Columbia, and an automatic shotgun.

'''Boss:''' Well listen here, sunshine. I don't care how ''fucked up'' your face is. I ain't scared of ''you'', or that '''other''' arsehole.

'''Boss:''' You- you can handle them, right?\\

'''Boss:''' (relaxed) That- that's nice. (passes out)\\

** Which the Boss calls back to... one of the voices when drunk might say "Nobody better call me a fucking lightweight."

--> '''Boss:''' For fuck's sake, [[WhyWontYouDie just die already!]]

'''Boss:''' Pierce... helicopters.\\

'''Boss:''' The fucking helicopters are here, Pierce!\\

** The fun continues with Pierce changing the radio to Ne-Yo's "So Sick" and tries to sing along, but [[StylisticSuck fails horribly]], leading to the Boss making comments like these:

* Shaundi's ex-boyfriend intelligence network finally fails when it comes up against the Pyramid. Then she somehow manages to get the information anyway by the very next cutscene. She took the Boss' advice to make some new friends really quick.

** After the first segment of the level, the Boss gets attacked by ''a gang of mimes.''

-->'''Jane Valderrama''' This leaked security footage shows the leader of the Saints, recent fugitive and Saint Lieutenant Johnny Gat, as well as an unknown accomplice assaulting the casino…[]\\

-->'''Boss:''' Got something you wanna tell me?!\\
'''Ronin:''' (''spits in Boss's face'') Go to hell! \\

--->'''Ronin:''' I'll die before I tell you anything!\\

** It's his delivery that makes it awesome; most of the time during the mission he sounds like a really calm, stoned DangerDeadpan.
** Doubly funny with that mission is the fact you are effectively burning down a pot farm from the air. As Tobias starts to make circles over the fields to make sure you got everything, the screen starts to get fuzzy. It only gets more pronounced as the smoke and fire spreads. That's right, the Boss is high as a kite and has a machine gun.
** The best part is that Tobias is voiced by ''[[Franchise/MassEffect Garrus fucking Vakarian]]'' of all people. Yes, Garrus did in fact drop the F bomb.
** While en route to the Samedi pot farm, Tobias makes small with the Boss asking what a good anniversary present for Laura would be. The Boss's choices are a frying pan or an automatic shotgun.

-->'''TV Announcer:''' Video surveillance footage captured images of notorious Saints member Johnny Gat and the Saints' gang leader in the assault, as well as an unknown accomplice.\\
'''Pierce:''' (''indignant'') [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Unknown accomplice]] ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne my ass!]]''

--->'''Ronin:''' I'll die before I tell you anything.\\

'''Aisha:''' Johnny! [[SkewedPrioritiesI just bought that table!]]

'''Aisha:''' Johnny! I just bought that table!

* In the opening cutscene for "Aerial Assault", Laura announces that her husband Tobias has a pilot's license, and he can fly you over the pot farm owned by the Sons of Samedi. The Boss is incredulous, but then Tobias comes in and says "[[TheComicallySerious Do I look like I'm joking?]]" (Note: [[WalkingShirtlessScene He's not wearing a shirt]], and has an almost comical helicopter pilot helmet on his head.)

'''Gat:'''Change of plans…

** Female Voice 1 says this verbatim when bickering with Johnny during the mission Visiting Hours.
--> '''Gat:''' Ya know you could have brought flowers instead of a gang of people trying to kill me.\\
'''Boss:''' Bitch, bitch, bitch.

'''Boss:''' Bitch, bitch, bitch.

--> '''Gat:''' Ya know you could have brought flowers instead of a gang of people trying to kill me.