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Changed line(s) 1 (click to see context) from:
* In "Most Dangerous Witch", when Hilda and Zelda show Sabrina and Quigley Tim the Witchsmeller's FreudianExcuse, the latter says this:
to:
[[AC: "Most Dangerous
* When Hilda and Zelda show Sabrina and Quigley Tim the Witchsmeller's FreudianExcuse, the latter says this:
Changed line(s) 5,8 (click to see context) from:
* From "The Importance Of Being Norma" when Salem tries to wake Sabrina up. Eventually he conjures up a heavy metal band beside the bed that makes her fly through the ceiling.
--> '''Salem:''' (in a baby voice) Did we have a good sleepy-weepy?
--> '''Sabrina:''' (through clenched teeth) It was fine till the akey-wakey by the witty kitty.
* "Shrink To Fit" and the huge contraption Salem produces for Sabrina to fit into her new jeans (which are only meant for a size 0 waist, which Sabrina and Chloe discover they don't have). The button ends up flying off, bouncing off everything in the room and finally flying down Salem's throat.
--> '''Salem:''' (in a baby voice) Did we have a good sleepy-weepy?
--> '''Sabrina:''' (through clenched teeth) It was fine till the akey-wakey by the witty kitty.
* "Shrink To Fit" and the huge contraption Salem produces for Sabrina to fit into her new jeans (which are only meant for a size 0 waist, which Sabrina and Chloe discover they don't have). The button ends up flying off, bouncing off everything in the room and finally flying down Salem's throat.
to:
* From "The Importance Of Being Norma" when Salem tries to wake describes Tim the Witch Smeller's creepy mansion as the "Rocky Horror Dream House".
[[AC: "You Said a Mouse-Ful"]]
* As Sabrinaup. Eventually he conjures up is trying to save Salem from being launched into space, launch is delayed because something called a heavy metal band beside the bed "Code fifteen". Later she asks Uncle Quigley what that makes her fly through was about, to which Salem responds "man walking around [[NakedPeopleAreFunny without his pants]]"
[[AC: "No Time to Be a Hero"]]
* Sabrina casts a spell that accidentally destroys theceiling.
--> '''Salem:''' (in a baby voice) Did we have a good sleepy-weepy?
--> '''Sabrina:''' (through clenched teeth) It was fine tilltown's dam and the akey-wakey by entire town has to evacuate. We see Gem dragging a suitcase overflowing with shoes and Zelda levitating Hilda's bed out the witty kitty.
*door with Hilda still sound asleep. And when everyone thinks Sabrina is the hero, the popular girls offer to give Gem a wedgie to show their support.
[[AC: "Shrink ToFit" and the Fit"]]
* The huge contraption Salem produces for Sabrina to fit into her new jeans (which are only meant for a size 0 waist, which Sabrina and Chloe discover they don't have). The button ends up flying off, bouncing off everything in the room and finally flying down Salem's throat.
[[AC: "You Said a Mouse-Ful"]]
* As Sabrina
[[AC: "No Time to Be a Hero"]]
* Sabrina casts a spell that accidentally destroys the
--> '''Salem:''' (in a baby voice) Did we have a good sleepy-weepy?
--> '''Sabrina:''' (through clenched teeth) It was fine till
*
[[AC: "Shrink To
* The huge contraption Salem produces for Sabrina to fit into her new jeans (which are only meant for a size 0 waist, which Sabrina and Chloe discover they don't have). The button ends up flying off, bouncing off everything in the room and finally flying down Salem's throat.
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* When Sabrina and Chloe get sucked into Harvey's video game and find themselves dressed in Xena-type armour and armed with swords.
--> '''Chloe:''' I think we're bad girls now.
* When Sabrina gets her wisdom teeth removed magically, which removes her common sense (such as walking into oncoming traffic, trying to hitchhike home, and telling her friends and enemies what she really thinks of them). She ends up insulting Chloe's dancing and says she looks awful in her outfit before running off hastily and giving Chloe this line made hilarious by Cree Summer's delivery.
--> '''Chloe:''' When you get home, might I suggest you take a loooooong nap grumpy!
* [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Quentin]] [[PunnyName Tarantu]][[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed lino]]. Nuff said.
* Sabrina casts a spell that accidentally destroys the town's dam and the entire town has to evacuate. We see Gem dragging a suitcase overflowing with shoes and Zelda levitating Hilda's bed out the door with Hilda still sound asleep. And when everyone thinks Sabrina is the hero, the popular girls offer to give Gem a wedgie to show their support.
--> '''Chloe:''' I think we're bad girls now.
* When Sabrina gets her wisdom teeth removed magically, which removes her common sense (such as walking into oncoming traffic, trying to hitchhike home, and telling her friends and enemies what she really thinks of them). She ends up insulting Chloe's dancing and says she looks awful in her outfit before running off hastily and giving Chloe this line made hilarious by Cree Summer's delivery.
--> '''Chloe:''' When you get home, might I suggest you take a loooooong nap grumpy!
* [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Quentin]] [[PunnyName Tarantu]][[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed lino]]. Nuff said.
* Sabrina casts a spell that accidentally destroys the town's dam and the entire town has to evacuate. We see Gem dragging a suitcase overflowing with shoes and Zelda levitating Hilda's bed out the door with Hilda still sound asleep. And when everyone thinks Sabrina is the hero, the popular girls offer to give Gem a wedgie to show their support.
to:
[[AC: "Wag The Witch"]]
*
-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out last night? The cat did not want to go out! The rottweilers from next door were loose. I had to sleep in the mailbox!
** Sabrina's caller ID.
** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on.
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress.
** The ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
-->"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan.
** Everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath.
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall.
* One of Gem's plots to make Sabrina seem extra weird involves bribing a perfume saleswoman...to ambush Sabrina and
[[AC: "Paranormal Pi"]]:
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into
--> '''Chloe:''' I think we're bad girls now.
* When
** Sabrina
-->'''Chloe:''' Gee. I wonder how that happened.
** Harvey mistaking an order box for an alien communicator.
** Pi getting dragged down the street, crashing through a fence and
** Salem and the living foot stool running
--> '''Chloe:''' When you get home, might I suggest you take a loooooong nap grumpy!
** Though it's [[TearJerker pretty sad]] too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
[[AC: "Documagicary"]]
* [[Creator/QuentinTarantino
* Sabrina casts a spell that accidentally destroys the town's dam and the entire town has to evacuate. We see Gem dragging a suitcase overflowing with shoes and Zelda levitating Hilda's bed out the door with Hilda still sound asleep. And when everyone thinks Sabrina is the hero, the popular girls offer to give Gem a wedgie to show their support.
[[AC: "The Grandparent Trap"]]
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* In "Wag The Witch" one of Gem's plots to make Sabrina seem extra weird involves bribing a perfume saleswoman...to ambush Sabrina and start spraying her with musty perfumes. And at the end of the episode, Gem's comeuppance is the same woman chasing after her and spraying her with perfume too.
* During "Cliché Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments:
-->'''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.\\
''A horse drops onto the table.''\\
'''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that?]]
-->'''Zelda:''' Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
''Zelda turns into a monkey''.\\
'''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
-->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
''he gets crushed by a dog''\\
'''Salem:''' Don't tell me...it's Cliché Week.
** Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
* In "Brina Baby" Sabrina's inner child steals Gem's Polo Ponies and transports them to the house. As the police arrive at the house, things go wonderfully bad.
--> '''Zelda:''' Have you got a search warrant!
--> '''Chief:''' It's in the mail.
--> ''Pony neighs in the background''.
--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh, "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''.
* At the end of "Witchitis", when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and Sabrina at the beginning of the episode).
* In "Strange New World", Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *gloom*
* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and ''Merlin'' getting his ass handed to him by ''Salem''.
* The fact being that Harvey is a complete idiot in ''Sabrina's Secret Life''.
* From "Wag the Witch":
-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out last night? The cat did not want to go out! The rottweilers from next door were loose. I had to sleep in the mailbox!
** Sabrina's caller ID.
** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on.
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress.
** The ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
-->"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan.
** Everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath.
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall.
* From Paranormal Pi:
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a warlock.
** Sabrina pranking Slugloaf and Chloe's snarky comment.
-->'''Chloe:''' Gee. I wonder how that happened.
** Harvey mistaking an order box for an alien communicator.
** Pi getting dragged down the street, crashing through a fence and knocking over a flower salesman, who loses all his petals.
** Salem and the living foot stool running away and hiding in terror at Zamboni's outrage.
** Though it's [[TearJerker pretty sad]] too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
* From Witchwrecked:
** This exchange.
-->'''Harvey:''' I wonder if it gets cold here at night?\\
'''Gem:''' I'll keep you warm, Harvey.\\
'''Harvey:''' Uh...did I say cold?
** Salem going crazy...that is all, [[spoiler:except for the part where he steals the propeller]].
* Also from "Strange New World":
--> '''Salem:''' You think you have problems?! I was just trying to get a card game going! (He is surrounded by a polka band) I said Poker, not Polka!
--> '''Sabrina:''' It pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
** Tiny little Pi pushing Tom out of the classroom is really funny if you look at the way Tom towers over him. The same goes for his little hissy fit after the explosion.
--> '''Harvey:''' (talking about going to the mall) If Tom's in. I'm in! (Runs off)
--> '''Pi:''' (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
--> '''Harvey:''' Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
--> '''Pi:''' (cue {{tranquil fury}})
* Salem describes Tim the Witch Smeller's creepy mansion as the "Rocky Horror Dream House".
* As Sabrina is trying to save Salem from being launched into space, launch is delayed because something called a "Code fifteen". Later she asks Uncle Quigley what that was about, to which Salem responds "man walking around [[NakedPeopleAreFunny without his pants]]"
* From "Stone Broke", Gem's utterly disastrous attempts at living the "peasant life" including [[EpicFail washing the dishes in the Washing Machine and serving stew made from the neighbors trash]]. Taken to the height of absurdity when Sabrina tries to make Gem rich again to get her out of the house, and she wins a billion dollars in the form of a big novelty check, she then excitedly rips apart the check marveling at how much recycled paper it has.
* In "Hex-change students", Sabrina meets up with some old friends from the Netherworld. When she says "I remember it like it was just yesterday", only for one of them to stop the flashback before it even begins (just after the ripple waves so they could sit down. once they're seated, Sabrina goes right back into the flashback mode.
* Witchery Science Theater is ''quite'' funny between the StylisticSuck of a BMovie and the usher LeaningOnTheFourthWall.
--> '''Usher''': "The nice thing about movies is there are no commercial breaks when you get to the good part-"
--> *he gets interrupted by a commercial break transition*
* "I Got Glue Babe":
* During "Cliché Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments:
-->'''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.\\
''A horse drops onto the table.''\\
'''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that?]]
-->'''Zelda:''' Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
''Zelda turns into a monkey''.\\
'''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
-->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
''he gets crushed by a dog''\\
'''Salem:''' Don't tell me...it's Cliché Week.
** Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
* In "Brina Baby" Sabrina's inner child steals Gem's Polo Ponies and transports them to the house. As the police arrive at the house, things go wonderfully bad.
--> '''Zelda:''' Have you got a search warrant!
--> '''Chief:''' It's in the mail.
--> ''Pony neighs in the background''.
--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh, "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''.
* At the end of "Witchitis", when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and Sabrina at the beginning of the episode).
* In "Strange New World", Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *gloom*
* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and ''Merlin'' getting his ass handed to him by ''Salem''.
* The fact being that Harvey is a complete idiot in ''Sabrina's Secret Life''.
* From "Wag the Witch":
-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out last night? The cat did not want to go out! The rottweilers from next door were loose. I had to sleep in the mailbox!
** Sabrina's caller ID.
** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on.
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress.
** The ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
-->"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan.
** Everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath.
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall.
* From Paranormal Pi:
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a warlock.
** Sabrina pranking Slugloaf and Chloe's snarky comment.
-->'''Chloe:''' Gee. I wonder how that happened.
** Harvey mistaking an order box for an alien communicator.
** Pi getting dragged down the street, crashing through a fence and knocking over a flower salesman, who loses all his petals.
** Salem and the living foot stool running away and hiding in terror at Zamboni's outrage.
** Though it's [[TearJerker pretty sad]] too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
* From Witchwrecked:
** This exchange.
-->'''Harvey:''' I wonder if it gets cold here at night?\\
'''Gem:''' I'll keep you warm, Harvey.\\
'''Harvey:''' Uh...did I say cold?
** Salem going crazy...that is all, [[spoiler:except for the part where he steals the propeller]].
* Also from "Strange New World":
--> '''Salem:''' You think you have problems?! I was just trying to get a card game going! (He is surrounded by a polka band) I said Poker, not Polka!
--> '''Sabrina:''' It pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
** Tiny little Pi pushing Tom out of the classroom is really funny if you look at the way Tom towers over him. The same goes for his little hissy fit after the explosion.
--> '''Harvey:''' (talking about going to the mall) If Tom's in. I'm in! (Runs off)
--> '''Pi:''' (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
--> '''Harvey:''' Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
--> '''Pi:''' (cue {{tranquil fury}})
* Salem describes Tim the Witch Smeller's creepy mansion as the "Rocky Horror Dream House".
* As Sabrina is trying to save Salem from being launched into space, launch is delayed because something called a "Code fifteen". Later she asks Uncle Quigley what that was about, to which Salem responds "man walking around [[NakedPeopleAreFunny without his pants]]"
* From "Stone Broke", Gem's utterly disastrous attempts at living the "peasant life" including [[EpicFail washing the dishes in the Washing Machine and serving stew made from the neighbors trash]]. Taken to the height of absurdity when Sabrina tries to make Gem rich again to get her out of the house, and she wins a billion dollars in the form of a big novelty check, she then excitedly rips apart the check marveling at how much recycled paper it has.
* In "Hex-change students", Sabrina meets up with some old friends from the Netherworld. When she says "I remember it like it was just yesterday", only for one of them to stop the flashback before it even begins (just after the ripple waves so they could sit down. once they're seated, Sabrina goes right back into the flashback mode.
* Witchery Science Theater is ''quite'' funny between the StylisticSuck of a BMovie and the usher LeaningOnTheFourthWall.
--> '''Usher''': "The nice thing about movies is there are no commercial breaks when you get to the good part-"
--> *he gets interrupted by a commercial break transition*
* "I Got Glue Babe":
to:
* During "Cliché Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments:
-->'''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.\\
''A horse drops onto the table.''\\
'''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that?]]
-->'''Zelda:''' Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
''Zelda turns into a monkey''.\\
'''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
-->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
''he gets crushed by a dog''\\
'''Salem:''' Don't tell me...it's Cliché Week.
** Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
* In "Brina Baby" Sabrina's inner child steals Gem's Polo Ponies and transports them to the house. As the police arrive at the house, things go wonderfully bad.
--> '''Zelda:''' Have you got a search warrant!
--> '''Chief:''' It's in the mail.
--> ''Pony neighs in the background''.
--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh, "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''.
* At the end of "Witchitis", when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and Sabrina at the beginning of the episode).
* In "Strange New World", Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *gloom*
* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and ''Merlin'' getting his ass handed to him by ''Salem''.
* The fact being that Harvey is a complete idiot in ''Sabrina's Secret Life''.
* From "Wag the Witch":
-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out last night? The cat did not want to go out! The rottweilers from next door were loose. I had to sleep in the mailbox!
** Sabrina's caller ID.
** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on.
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress.
** The ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
-->"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan.
** Everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath.
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall.
* From Paranormal Pi:
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a warlock.
** Sabrina pranking Slugloaf and Chloe's snarky comment.
-->'''Chloe:''' Gee. I wonder how that happened.
** Harvey mistaking an order box for an alien communicator.
** Pi getting dragged down the street, crashing through a fence and knocking over a flower salesman, who loses all his petals.
** Salem and the living foot stool running away and hiding in terror at Zamboni's outrage.
** Though it's [[TearJerker pretty sad]] too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
* From Witchwrecked:
** This exchange.
-->'''Harvey:''' I wonder if it gets cold here at night?\\
'''Gem:''' I'll keep you warm, Harvey.\\
'''Harvey:''' Uh...did I say cold?
** Salem going crazy...that is all, [[spoiler:except for the part where he steals the propeller]].
* Also from "Strange New World":
--> '''Salem:''' You think you have problems?! I was just trying to get a card game going! (He is surrounded by a polka band) I said Poker, not Polka!
--> '''Sabrina:''' It pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
** Tiny little Pi pushing Tom out of the classroom is really funny if you look at the way Tom towers over him. The same goes for his little hissy fit after the explosion.
--> '''Harvey:''' (talking about going to the mall) If Tom's in. I'm in! (Runs off)
--> '''Pi:''' (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
--> '''Harvey:''' Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
--> '''Pi:''' (cue {{tranquil fury}})
* Salem describes Tim the Witch Smeller's creepy mansion as the "Rocky Horror Dream House".
* As Sabrina is trying to save Salem from being launched into space, launch is delayed because something called a "Code fifteen". Later she asks Uncle Quigley what that was about, to which Salem responds "man walking around [[NakedPeopleAreFunny without his pants]]"
* From "Stone Broke", Gem's utterly disastrous attempts at living the "peasant life" including [[EpicFail washing the dishes in the Washing Machine and serving stew made from the neighbors trash]]. Taken to the height of absurdity when Sabrina tries to make Gem rich again to get her out of the house, and she wins a billion dollars in the form of a big novelty check, she then excitedly rips apart the check marveling at how much recycled paper it has.
* In "Hex-change students", Sabrina meets up with some old friends from the Netherworld. When she says "I remember it like it was just yesterday", only for one of them to stop the flashback before it even begins (just after the ripple waves so they could sit down. once they're seated, Sabrina goes right back into the flashback mode.
* Witchery Science Theater is ''quite'' funny between the StylisticSuck of a BMovie and the usher LeaningOnTheFourthWall.
--> '''Usher''': "The nice thing about movies is there are no commercial breaks when you get to the good part-"
--> *he gets interrupted by a commercial break transition*
*
[[AC: "I Got Glue
Added DiffLines:
[[AC: "The Importance Of Being Norma"]]
* when Salem tries to wake Sabrina up. Eventually he conjures up a heavy metal band beside the bed that makes her fly through the ceiling.
--> '''Salem:''' (in a baby voice) Did we have a good sleepy-weepy?
--> '''Sabrina:''' (through clenched teeth) It was fine till the akey-wakey by the witty kitty.
[[AC: "Witchitis"]]
* At the end when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and Sabrina at the beginning of the episode).
[[AC: "Hex-Change Students"]]
* Sabrina meets up with some old friends from the Netherworld. When she says "I remember it like it was just yesterday", only for one of them to stop the flashback before it even begins (just after the ripple waves so they could sit down. once they're seated, Sabrina goes right back into the flashback mode.
[[AC: "Stone Broke"]]
* Gem's utterly disastrous attempts at living the "peasant life" including [[EpicFail washing the dishes in the Washing Machine and serving stew made from the neighbors trash]]. Taken to the height of absurdity when Sabrina tries to make Gem rich again to get her out of the house, and she wins a billion dollars in the form of a big novelty check, she then excitedly rips apart the check marveling at how much recycled paper it has.
[[AC: "Molar Molar"]]
* When Sabrina gets her wisdom teeth removed magically, which removes her common sense (such as walking into oncoming traffic, trying to hitchhike home, and telling her friends and enemies what she really thinks of them). She ends up insulting Chloe's dancing and says she looks awful in her outfit before running off hastily and giving Chloe this line made hilarious by Cree Summer's delivery.
--> '''Chloe:''' When you get home, might I suggest you take a loooooong nap grumpy!
[[AC: "Xabrina Warrior Witch"]]
* When Sabrina and Chloe get sucked into Harvey's video game and find themselves dressed in Xena-type armour and armed with swords.
--> '''Chloe:''' I think we're bad girls now.
[[AC: "Strange New World"]]
* Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *gloom*
* Also from "Strange New World":
--> '''Salem:''' You think you have problems?! I was just trying to get a card game going! (He is surrounded by a polka band) I said Poker, not Polka!
--> '''Sabrina:''' It pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
** Tiny little Pi pushing Tom out of the classroom is really funny if you look at the way Tom towers over him. The same goes for his little hissy fit after the explosion.
--> '''Harvey:''' (talking about going to the mall) If Tom's in. I'm in! (Runs off)
--> '''Pi:''' (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
--> '''Harvey:''' Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
--> '''Pi:''' (cue {{tranquil fury}})
[[AC: "Witchery Science Theatre"]]
* Witchery Science Theater is ''quite'' funny between the StylisticSuck of a BMovie and the usher LeaningOnTheFourthWall.
--> '''Usher''': "The nice thing about movies is there are no commercial breaks when you get to the good part-"
--> *he gets interrupted by a commercial break transition*
[[AC: "Hexcalibur"]]
* Arthur being bested by a tree and ''Merlin'' getting his ass handed to him by ''Salem''.
[[AC: "Brina Baby"]]
* Sabrina's inner child steals Gem's Polo Ponies and transports them to the house. As the police arrive at the house, things go wonderfully bad.
--> '''Zelda:''' Have you got a search warrant!
--> '''Chief:''' It's in the mail.
--> ''Pony neighs in the background''.
--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh, "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''.
[[AC: Witchwrecked]]:
** This exchange.
-->'''Harvey:''' I wonder if it gets cold here at night?\\
'''Gem:''' I'll keep you warm, Harvey.\\
'''Harvey:''' Uh...did I say cold?
** Salem going crazy...that is all, [[spoiler:except for the part where he steals the propeller]].
[[AC: "Fish Schtick"]]
* During "Cliché Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments:
-->'''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.\\
''A horse drops onto the table.''\\
'''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that?]]
-->'''Zelda:''' Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
''Zelda turns into a monkey''.\\
'''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
-->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
''he gets crushed by a dog''\\
'''Salem:''' Don't tell me...it's Cliché Week.
** Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sabrina's Secret Life]]
[[AC: "At the Hop"]]
* Salem gets a good TakeThat to Cassandra. Just as he's saying the words "backstabbing creep", she conjures herself into Sabrina's room and he snarks "somebody knows a cue when she hears one".
* Salem is unreceptive to Sabrina's idea for him being her date for the dance. Then she turns him into a {{Bishonen}}, he takes one look at himself in the mirror and instantly agrees.
** It turns out Cassandra was such a {{Jerkass}} she couldn't get a date either, and turned her rabbit into a human. Unlike Salem, the transformation wasn't smooth; he has obvious buck teeth.
** Both familiars angrily deny that they're Sabrina and Cassandra's pets.
* While a nasty prank, Maritza's reaction to the spell on her hair is a dumbfounded "like, excuse me" as if she thinks a sneeze caused it.
* Salem trolls Sabrina by flirting with a group of girls at the dance, snarking that "just because I came with you, doesn't mean I'm going to ''leave'' with you."
* Sabrina's well-deserved HumiliationConga:
** She pushes Maritza out of the way of the falling punchbowl, and gets drenched. She deadpans "mmm, grape".
** The disco ball falls on her, and she sticks her arms out at either side.
--> "I look like an ornament from the world's worst Christmas Tree."
* Enchantra shows up to lecture Sabrina on the episode's Aesop...and then also remarks that Salem's human form is "hot!"
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* "I Got Glue Babe":
** Gem has her cotton candy on her as they're in line for the rollercoaster. After the first ride, cut to Sabrina inexplicably with a face full of it as it ends.
--> '''Harvey:''' Man, that was awesome.
--> '''Sabrina:''' Yeah, nothing beats cotton candy up your nose at Warp Ten.
** Gem's favourite theme park attraction is an island dedicated to overly cutesy animatronic elves who won't stop singing. It's even titled 'Sappy Happy Elf Isle'.
** When trying to find a raft to swim back to the shore, they just get a bunch of the elf robots roped together. They're face up, meaning Sabrina still has to listen to the song. And then a shark robot inexplicably appears!
** The episode has a RunningGag of Chloe winning every ring toss game and "setting free" the stuffed animal prizes. The last we see of her, she's using a forklift to carry around the crate full of teddy bears.
** Gem has her cotton candy on her as they're in line for the rollercoaster. After the first ride, cut to Sabrina inexplicably with a face full of it as it ends.
--> '''Harvey:''' Man, that was awesome.
--> '''Sabrina:''' Yeah, nothing beats cotton candy up your nose at Warp Ten.
** Gem's favourite theme park attraction is an island dedicated to overly cutesy animatronic elves who won't stop singing. It's even titled 'Sappy Happy Elf Isle'.
** When trying to find a raft to swim back to the shore, they just get a bunch of the elf robots roped together. They're face up, meaning Sabrina still has to listen to the song. And then a shark robot inexplicably appears!
** The episode has a RunningGag of Chloe winning every ring toss game and "setting free" the stuffed animal prizes. The last we see of her, she's using a forklift to carry around the crate full of teddy bears.
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* Witchery Science Theater is ''quite'' funny between the StylisticSuck of a BMovie and the usher LeaningOnTheFourthWall.
--> '''Usher''': "The nice thing about movies is there are no commercial breaks when you get to the good part-"
--> *he gets interrupted by a commercial break transition*
--> '''Usher''': "The nice thing about movies is there are no commercial breaks when you get to the good part-"
--> *he gets interrupted by a commercial break transition*
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* In "Hex-change students", Sabrina meets up with some old friends from the Netherworld. When she says "I remember it like it was just yesterday", only for one of them to stop the flashback before it even begins (just after the ripple waves so they could sit down. once they're seated, Sabrina goes right back into the flashback mode.
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'''Quigley''': (awkwardly) Yeah, uh, {{Present Company Exc|luded}}cepted, of course.
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'''Quigley''': (awkwardly) Yeah, uh, {{Present Company Exc|luded}}cepted, Exc|luded}}epted, of course.
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--> '''Quigley''': (awkwardly) Yeah, uh, {{Present Company Exc|luded}}cepted, of course.
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* In "Most Dangerous Witch", when Hilda and Zelda show Sabrina and Quigley Tim the Witchsmeller's FreudianExcuse, the latter says this:
--> '''Quigley''': Witches can be so cruel.\\
''Hilda and Zelda give him a DeathGlare''\\
--> '''Quigley''': (awkwardly) Yeah, uh, {{Present Company Exc|luded}}cepted, of course.
--> '''Quigley''': Witches can be so cruel.\\
''Hilda and Zelda give him a DeathGlare''\\
--> '''Quigley''': (awkwardly) Yeah, uh, {{Present Company Exc|luded}}cepted, of course.
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* Quentin Tarantulino. Nuff said.
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* Quentin Tarantulino.[[Creator/QuentinTarantino Quentin]] [[PunnyName Tarantu]][[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed lino]]. Nuff said.
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* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and ‘’Merlin’’ getting his ass handed to him by ‘’Salem’’.
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* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and ‘’Merlin’’ ''Merlin'' getting his ass handed to him by ‘’Salem’’.''Salem''.
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* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and Merlin getting his ass handed to him by SALEM.
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* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and Merlin ‘’Merlin’’ getting his ass handed to him by SALEM.‘’Salem’’.
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* From "Stone Broke", Gem's utterly disastrous attempts at living the "peasant life" including [[EpicFail washing the dishes in the Washing Machine and serving stew from the neighbors trash]]. Taken to the height of absurdity when Sabrina tries to make Gem rich again to get her out of the house, and she wins a billion dollars in the form of a big novelty check, she then excitedly rips apart the check marveling at how much recycled paper it has.
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* From "Stone Broke", Gem's utterly disastrous attempts at living the "peasant life" including [[EpicFail washing the dishes in the Washing Machine and serving stew made from the neighbors trash]]. Taken to the height of absurdity when Sabrina tries to make Gem rich again to get her out of the house, and she wins a billion dollars in the form of a big novelty check, she then excitedly rips apart the check marveling at how much recycled paper it has.
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* From "Stone Broke", Gem's utterly disastrous attempts at living the "peasant life" including [[EpicFail washing the dishes in the Washing Machine and serving stew from the neighbors trash]]. Taken to the height of absurdity when Sabrina tries to make Gem rich again to get her out of the house, and she wins a billion dollars in the form of a big novelty check, she then excitedly rips apart the check marveling at how much recycled paper it has.
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--> '''Sabrina:''' 'And friend'!? I'm 'And friend'!?
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--> '''Sabrina:''' [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy 'And friend'!? I'm 'And friend'!?friend'!?]]
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* Salem describes Tim the Witch Smeller's creepy mansion as the "Rocky Horror Dream House".
* As Sabrina is trying to save Salem from being launched into space, launch is delayed because something called a "Code fifteen". Later she asks Uncle Quigley what that was about, to which Salem responds "man walking around [[NakedPeopleAreFunny without his pants]]"
* As Sabrina is trying to save Salem from being launched into space, launch is delayed because something called a "Code fifteen". Later she asks Uncle Quigley what that was about, to which Salem responds "man walking around [[NakedPeopleAreFunny without his pants]]"
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-->'''Sabrina''': Salem! Did you swallow it?!\\
'''Salem''': Yep! (''cough'') But it's not the ingestion that worries me. It's the ''out''gestion.
'''Salem''': Yep! (''cough'') But it's not the ingestion that worries me. It's the ''out''gestion.
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* During "Cliche Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments.
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--->'''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.\\
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* During "Cliche "Cliché Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments.
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--->'''Hilda:'''
-->'''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.\\
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'''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that]].
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--->'''Zelda:''' Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
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--->'''Zelda:''' Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
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'''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that]].
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--->'''Zelda:''' Wellthat?]]
-->'''Zelda:''' Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
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--->'''Zelda:''' Well
-->'''Zelda:''' Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.\\
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--->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
--->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
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-->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
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'''Salem:''' Don't tell me... it's Cliche Week.
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'''Salem:''' Don't tell me... it's Cliche Cliché Week.
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--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
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--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh Uh, "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
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* "Strange New World" Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *gloom*
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* In "Strange New World" World", Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *gloom*
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-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out last night? The cat did not want to go out! The rotwilers from next door were loose.I had to sleep in the mailbox!
** Sabrina's caller I'd.
** Sabrina's caller I'd.
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-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out last night? The cat did not want to go out! The rotwilers rottweilers from next door were loose.loose. I had to sleep in the mailbox!
** Sabrina's callerI'd.ID.
** Sabrina's caller
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'"Salem':'" You think you have problems?! I was just trying to get a card game going! (He is surrounded by a polka band) I said Poker not Polka!
** '"Sabrina:'" it pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
** '"Sabrina:'" it pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
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** '"Harvey:'" (talking about going to the mall) If Tom's in. I'm in! (Runs off)
** '"Pi:'" (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
** '"Harvey:'" Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
** '"Pi:'": (cue {{tranquil fury}})
** '"Pi:'" (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
** '"Harvey:'" Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
** '"Pi:'": (cue {{tranquil fury}})
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* "Strange New World" Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *Gloom*
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* "Strange New World" Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *Gloom**gloom*
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** '''Chloe:''' Gee. I wonder how that happened.
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-->'''Chloe:''' Gee. I wonder how that happened.
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** Though it's pretty sad too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
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** Though it's [[TearJerker pretty sad sad]] too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
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* Also from Strange new world.
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* Also from Strange new world."Strange New World":
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** Salem going crazy...that is all, [[spoiler:except for the part where he steals the propeller]].
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** Salem going crazy...that is all, [[spoiler:except for the part where he steals the propeller]].propeller]].
* Also from Strange new world.
'"Salem':'" You think you have problems?! I was just trying to get a card game going! (He is surrounded by a polka band) I said Poker not Polka!
** '"Sabrina:'" it pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
**Tiny little Pi pushing Tom out of the classroom is really funny if you look at the way Tom towers over him. The same goes for his little hissy fit after the explosion.
** '"Harvey:'" (talking about going to the mall) If Tom's in. I'm in! (Runs off)
** '"Pi:'" (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
** '"Harvey:'" Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
** '"Pi:'": (cue {{tranquil fury}})
* Also from Strange new world.
'"Salem':'" You think you have problems?! I was just trying to get a card game going! (He is surrounded by a polka band) I said Poker not Polka!
** '"Sabrina:'" it pays to watch old westerns. Hiho Silver away!
**Tiny little Pi pushing Tom out of the classroom is really funny if you look at the way Tom towers over him. The same goes for his little hissy fit after the explosion.
** '"Harvey:'" (talking about going to the mall) If Tom's in. I'm in! (Runs off)
** '"Pi:'" (Yanks him back by his arm) Harvster. If you can break away from the Tom fan club. You'll notice we have to rebuild our project!
** '"Harvey:'" Oh yeah. And then we can show it to Tom and HE can make sure it works! (Runs back inside)
** '"Pi:'": (cue {{tranquil fury}})
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* From "Wag the witch"
Salem: "And who is it that put the cat out last night?
The cat did not want to go out!
The rotwilers from next door were loose.
I had to sleep in the mailbox!"
Salem: "And who is it that put the cat out last night?
The cat did not want to go out!
The rotwilers from next door were loose.
I had to sleep in the mailbox!"
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* From "Wag the witch"
Salem: "AndWitch":
-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out lastnight?
night? The cat did not want to go out!
out! The rotwilers from next door were loose.
loose.I had to sleep in the mailbox!"mailbox!
Salem: "And
-->'''Salem:''' And who is it that put the cat out last
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** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress....
** the ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan
** everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall
* From Paranormal Pi
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a man
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress....
** the ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan
** everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall
* From Paranormal Pi
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a man
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** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on
on.
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the samedress....
dress.
**the The ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
"LatherSabrina.
-->"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISSfan
fan.
**everyone Everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath
breath.
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at themall
mall.
* From ParanormalPi
Pi:
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into aman warlock.
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same
**
"Lather
-->"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS
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** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the
* From Paranormal
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a
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** Chloe: "Gee. I wonder how that happened"
** Harvey thinking an order box was an alien communicator.
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** Chloe: "Gee. '''Chloe:''' Gee. I wonder how that happened"
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** Harveythinking mistaking an order box was for an alien communicator.
** Harvey
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** Salem and the living foot stool running away in terror at Zamboni's outrage
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** Salem and the living foot stool running away and hiding in terror at Zamboni's outrageoutrage.
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* From Witchwrecked
** Harvey: "I wonder if it gets cold here at night?"
Gem: "I'll keep you warm, Harvey."
Harvey: "uh...did I say cold...."
** Salem going crazy...that is all
** Harvey: "I wonder if it gets cold here at night?"
Gem: "I'll keep you warm, Harvey."
Harvey: "uh...did I say cold...."
** Salem going crazy...that is all
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* From Witchwrecked
Witchwrecked:
**Harvey: "I This exchange.
-->'''Harvey:''' I wonder if it gets cold here atnight?"
Gem: "I'llnight?\\
'''Gem:''' I'll keep you warm, Harvey."
Harvey: "uh...\\
'''Harvey:''' Uh...did I saycold...."
cold?
** Salem going crazy...that isallall, [[spoiler:except for the part where he steals the propeller]].
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-->'''Harvey:''' I wonder if it gets cold here at
Gem: "I'll
'''Gem:''' I'll keep you warm, Harvey.
Harvey: "uh...
'''Harvey:''' Uh...did I say
** Salem going crazy...that is
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* The fact being that Harvey is a complete idiot in ''Sabrina's Secret Life''.
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* The fact being that Harvey is a complete idiot in ''Sabrina's Secret Life''.Life''.
* From "Wag the witch"
Salem: "And who is it that put the cat out last night?
The cat did not want to go out!
The rotwilers from next door were loose.
I had to sleep in the mailbox!"
** Sabrina's caller I'd.
** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress....
** the ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan
** everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall
*From Paranormal Pi
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a man
** Sabrina pranking Slugloaf and Chloe's snarky comment.
** Chloe: "Gee. I wonder how that happened"
** Harvey thinking an order box was an alien communicator.
** Pi getting dragged down the street, crashing through a fence and knocking over a flower salesman, who loses all his petals.
** Salem and the living foot stool running away in terror at Zamboni's outrage
** Though it's pretty sad too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
* From Witchwrecked
** Harvey: "I wonder if it gets cold here at night?"
Gem: "I'll keep you warm, Harvey."
Harvey: "uh...did I say cold...."
** Salem going crazy...that is all
* From "Wag the witch"
Salem: "And who is it that put the cat out last night?
The cat did not want to go out!
The rotwilers from next door were loose.
I had to sleep in the mailbox!"
** Sabrina's caller I'd.
** The hilarious shoes that Hilda tries on
** Harvey in a dress...then Pi shows up in the same dress....
** the ridiculous stories the newspaper reporter runs about Sabrina.
"Lather Man!"
** Pi is apparently a member of a clown group....and a KISS fan
** everyone avoiding Sabrina because they assume she has bad breath
** Sabrina messing around on the elevator at the mall
*From Paranormal Pi
** Salem becoming Zamboni's yes-man, agreeing with everything the old grouch wants, just in hopes of getting turned back into a man
** Sabrina pranking Slugloaf and Chloe's snarky comment.
** Chloe: "Gee. I wonder how that happened"
** Harvey thinking an order box was an alien communicator.
** Pi getting dragged down the street, crashing through a fence and knocking over a flower salesman, who loses all his petals.
** Salem and the living foot stool running away in terror at Zamboni's outrage
** Though it's pretty sad too, Pi falling in the mud is pretty funny.
* From Witchwrecked
** Harvey: "I wonder if it gets cold here at night?"
Gem: "I'll keep you warm, Harvey."
Harvey: "uh...did I say cold...."
** Salem going crazy...that is all
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--> '''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
--> ''A horse drops onto the table.
--> '''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that]].
--> ''A horse drops onto the table.
--> '''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that]].
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''A horse drops onto the
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'''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that]].
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--> '''Zelda:''' Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
--> ''Zelda turns into a monkey''.
--> '''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
** Not a pun but Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars definitely qualifies. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
--> ''Zelda turns into a monkey''.
--> '''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
** Not a pun but Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars definitely qualifies. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
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''Zelda turns into a
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'''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
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--->'''Salem:''' Hey! I just heard a big storm is headed this way. They say it's gonna rain cats and--\\
''he gets crushed by a dog''\\
'''Salem:''' Don't tell me... it's Cliche Week.
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''. *At the end of "Witchitis" when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and sabrina at the beginning of the episode)
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''. *At hallway''.
* At the end of"Witchitis" "Witchitis", when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and sabrina Sabrina at the beginning of the episode)episode).
* At the end of
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* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and Merlin getting his ass handed to him by SALEM.
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* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and Merlin getting his ass handed to him by SALEM.SALEM.
* The fact being that Harvey is a complete idiot in ''Sabrina's Secret Life''.
* The fact being that Harvey is a complete idiot in ''Sabrina's Secret Life''.
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* "Strange New World" Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *Gloom*
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* "Strange New World" Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *Gloom**Gloom*
* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and Merlin getting his ass handed to him by SALEM.
* 'Hexcalibur' Arthur being bested by a tree and Merlin getting his ass handed to him by SALEM.
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''. *At the end of "Witchitis" when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and sabrina at the beginning of the episode)
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''. *At the end of "Witchitis" when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and sabrina at the beginning of the episode)episode)
* "Strange New World" Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *Gloom*
* "Strange New World" Pi apparently gets so mad he can melt ice...the Vice Principal was not impressed. "Pick up this mess or it's double detention!" *Gloom*
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* When Sabrina gets her wisdom teeth removed magically and can't stop speaking her mind. She ends up insulting Chloe's dancing and says she looks awful in her outfit before running off hastily and giving Chloe this line made hilarious by Cree Summer's delivery.
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* When Sabrina gets her wisdom teeth removed magically magically, which removes her common sense (such as walking into oncoming traffic, trying to hitchhike home, and can't stop speaking telling her mind.friends and enemies what she really thinks of them). She ends up insulting Chloe's dancing and says she looks awful in her outfit before running off hastily and giving Chloe this line made hilarious by Cree Summer's delivery.
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* "Shrink To Fit" and the huge contraption Salem produces for Sabrina to fit into her new jeans. The button ends up flying off, bouncing off everything in the room and finally flying down Salem's throat.
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* "Shrink To Fit" and the huge contraption Salem produces for Sabrina to fit into her new jeans.jeans (which are only meant for a size 0 waist, which Sabrina and Chloe discover they don't have). The button ends up flying off, bouncing off everything in the room and finally flying down Salem's throat.
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* Same episode when Chloe has a comedic DespairEventHorizon:
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''. • At the end of "Witchitis" when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and sabrina at the beginning of the episode)
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''. • At *At the end of "Witchitis" when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and sabrina at the beginning of the episode)
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''
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--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''hallway''. • At the end of "Witchitis" when Harvey and Pi scream blue murder after seeing a dragon, while said dragon just stares at them with a bored expression on his face. Also the fact that Pi appears to be trying to hide behind Harvey (some justice for trying to scare him and sabrina at the beginning of the episode)
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** --> '''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
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--> '''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
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** --> '''Zelda:''' Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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--> '''Zelda:''' Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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** Sabrina, Hilda and Zelda cast a spell to make them relive their honeymoon. Things go wonderfully...right until they find out the hard way that the grandparents chose to visit the Rings of Saturn during meteor season.
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** Sabrina, Hilda and Zelda cast a spell to make them relive their honeymoon. Things go wonderfully...right until they find out the hard way that the grandparents chose to visit the Rings of Saturn during meteor season.season.
* In "Wag The Witch" one of Gem's plots to make Sabrina seem extra weird involves bribing a perfume saleswoman...to ambush Sabrina and start spraying her with musty perfumes. And at the end of the episode, Gem's comeuppance is the same woman chasing after her and spraying her with perfume too.
* During "Cliche Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments.
** --> '''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
--> ''A horse drops onto the table.
--> '''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that]].
** --> '''Zelda:''' Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
--> ''Zelda turns into a monkey''.
--> '''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
** Not a pun but Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars definitely qualifies. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
* In "Brina Baby" Sabrina's inner child steals Gem's Polo Ponies and transports them to the house. As the police arrive at the house, things go wonderfully bad.
--> '''Zelda:''' Have you got a search warrant!
--> '''Chief:''' It's in the mail.
--> ''Pony neighs in the background''.
--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''
* In "Wag The Witch" one of Gem's plots to make Sabrina seem extra weird involves bribing a perfume saleswoman...to ambush Sabrina and start spraying her with musty perfumes. And at the end of the episode, Gem's comeuppance is the same woman chasing after her and spraying her with perfume too.
* During "Cliche Week" we get some lovely VisualPun moments.
** --> '''Hilda:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
--> ''A horse drops onto the table.
--> '''Salem:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You want fries with that]].
** --> '''Zelda:''' Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
--> ''Zelda turns into a monkey''.
--> '''Zelda:''' I have a sudden urge to roller skate.
** Not a pun but Salem using a woman's hair rollers as binoculars definitely qualifies. A bonus is that the woman doesn't notice the huge cat pulling on her hair for two minutes.
* In "Brina Baby" Sabrina's inner child steals Gem's Polo Ponies and transports them to the house. As the police arrive at the house, things go wonderfully bad.
--> '''Zelda:''' Have you got a search warrant!
--> '''Chief:''' It's in the mail.
--> ''Pony neighs in the background''.
--> '''Hilda:''' [[BlatantLies Uh "nay", nay I say. There are ponies here not.]]
--> ''Salem appears riding on a pony in the hallway''
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** Not to mention when he first produces it there's a crumbling skeleton left inside.
* Same episode when Chloe has a comedic DespairEventHorizon:
--> '''Chloe:''' I can see the headlines now - "Chloe Flan and friend die in Freak Fashion Accident".
--> '''Sabrina:''' 'And friend'!? I'm 'And friend'!?
* Same episode when Chloe has a comedic DespairEventHorizon:
--> '''Chloe:''' I can see the headlines now - "Chloe Flan and friend die in Freak Fashion Accident".
--> '''Sabrina:''' 'And friend'!? I'm 'And friend'!?
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* Quentin Tarantulino. Nuff said.
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* Quentin Tarantulino. Nuff said.said.
* Sabrina casts a spell that accidentally destroys the town's dam and the entire town has to evacuate. We see Gem dragging a suitcase overflowing with shoes and Zelda levitating Hilda's bed out the door with Hilda still sound asleep. And when everyone thinks Sabrina is the hero, the popular girls offer to give Gem a wedgie to show their support.
* Sabrina's grandparents have a blazing row which involves casting spells at each other. Grandma is a proper hippie flower child and is enraged to suddenly be in a business suit with a PrimAndProperBun while Grandpa is the opposite and is enraged to be given dreadlocks and a Hawaiian shirt and shorts.
** Sabrina, Hilda and Zelda cast a spell to make them relive their honeymoon. Things go wonderfully...right until they find out the hard way that the grandparents chose to visit the Rings of Saturn during meteor season.
* Sabrina casts a spell that accidentally destroys the town's dam and the entire town has to evacuate. We see Gem dragging a suitcase overflowing with shoes and Zelda levitating Hilda's bed out the door with Hilda still sound asleep. And when everyone thinks Sabrina is the hero, the popular girls offer to give Gem a wedgie to show their support.
* Sabrina's grandparents have a blazing row which involves casting spells at each other. Grandma is a proper hippie flower child and is enraged to suddenly be in a business suit with a PrimAndProperBun while Grandpa is the opposite and is enraged to be given dreadlocks and a Hawaiian shirt and shorts.
** Sabrina, Hilda and Zelda cast a spell to make them relive their honeymoon. Things go wonderfully...right until they find out the hard way that the grandparents chose to visit the Rings of Saturn during meteor season.