History Funny / RobinHoodMenInTights

* [[IncrediblyLamePun "12th century fox."]]

'''Latrine:''' * ''[Praying by her bed]'' Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love... ''[The Sheriff crashes through the roof onto her bed. Latrine looks up and says]'' Thank you!
'''Sheriff of Rottingham:''' ''[freaks out and runs]''

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5q6U1cK3aU trailer's]] alternate version of the sentient arrow gag: rather than being part of an archery contest, it flies through the forrest, swerves around trees, ''breaks'' at a fork while deciding which way to go and then flies directly into the tree ''just above'' where the target is... splitting the ''tree'' in half. Cut to Robin, looking on with a ''really'' awkward smile as he turns, {{facepalm}}s and walks away.

-->'''Prince John:''' You know... a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
-->'''Sheriff:''' ... Let him go.

-->[After saving Robin by [[ArrowCatch catching the assassin's arrow]]:]
-->'''Blinkin:''' [[DisabilitySuperpower I heard that coming a mile away.]]
-->'''Robin:''' Thank you, Blinkin, well done.
-->'''Blinkin:''' Pardon? Who's talking?

-->'''Ahchoo:''' Hey, Blinkin...
-->'''Blinkin:''' Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?
-->'''Ahchoo:''' No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln'! I said 'Hey Blinkin'!

-->'''Townsfolk:''' A ''black sheriff??''
-->'''Blinkin:''' He's ''black''?!?
-->'''Ahchoo:''' And why not? It worked in ''Film/BlazingSaddles''!

-->'''Ahchoo:''' ... hey, Rob, maybe we should take the dummies into battle.
-->'''Robin:''' Ha! ''(pauses, frowns, and starts pondering seriously)''

-->''"Over that boy hand!"''
-->''"He DEERED to kill a king's DARE!....''Dared''...to kill a king's deer."''
-->''"I'LL PAY FOR THIS!....'''YOU'LL''' PAY FOR THIS!" Made even better by Ahchoo nodding and grinning after the first line.
-->''"My liege! Struckey has loxxed again!"''

-->'''Sheriff of Rottingham:''' This is a stealth catapult, we've been working on it secretly for months. It can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected, over a hundred yards, completely destroying anything in its path.
-->'''Prince John:''' Wow! How's it work?
-->'''Sheriff of Rottingham:''' It's rather simple. You get one of these heavy boulders, put it here where I'm sitting, and then pull on that lever.
-->'''Prince John:''' Like this? ''[Pulls the lever, sending the Sheriff flying]''
-->'''Latrine:''' * ''[Praying by her bed]'' Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love... ''[The Sheriff crashes through the roof onto her bed. Latrine looks up and says]'' Thank you!

-->'''Villager:''' There must be another way of doing the credits!
-->'''Fireman:''' That's right! Every time they do a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down!
-->''[flaming arrows hit a rooftop, and flaming text appears showing who is directing the movie]''
-->'''Villagers:''' '''LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!'''

-->Royal Campaign Election Fund (see page 17)
-->Do you want 1/2 pence to go to this fund?
-->If joint filing, does your spouse want 1/2 pence to go to this fund?

-->'''Prince John:''' And why should the people listen to you?
-->'''Robin Hood:''' Because, unlike [[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves some other Robin Hoods]], ''I'' can speak with an English accent.

--> ''(Robin stands'' en guard'')''
--> '''Rottingham''': ([[AffablyEvil politely]]) ''En guard.''
--> '''Robin''': (also politely) Thanks for the warning!

* The trailer's alternate version of the sentient arrow gag: rather than being part of an archery contest, it flies through the forrest, swerves around trees, ''breaks'' at a fork while deciding which way to go and then flies directly into the tree ''just above'' where the target it, splitting it in half. Cut to Robin, looking on with a ''really'' awkward smile as he turns, {{facepalm}}s and walks away.

** Tuckman's matter-of-fact response to the above line: [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage "Azoi?"]][[note]][[BilingualBonus Yiddish for]] [[TransparentCloset "Really?"]][[/note]]

** "[[HaveIMentioedImHeterosexualToday We're butch!]]"

** "[[HaveIMentioedIAmHeterosexualToday We're butch!]]"

** "We're butch!"

--> '''Rottingham''': (politely) ''En guard.''

* Latrine changed her name ''to'' Latrine.

-->'''Latrine:''' Certain? You want certain, hire yourself a witch. I'm just your cook. Here. Eat this. ''[spoons some unholy mix of raven's egg, some sort of blood, eyeballs of a crocodile, and testicles of a newt onto his plate]''

* [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello HEYYYYYYYYY]] [[CelebrityParadox AAAABBOTT]]

** "Now you've ''really'' pissed me off!" "Man, if I were that close to a horses wiener I'd be worried about getting pissed ''on''!"

-->'''Latrine:''' * ''[Praying by her bed]'' Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love... ''[The Sheriff crashes through the roof into her room. Latrine looks up and says]'' Thank you!

-->'''Prison Guard:''' And if there is anything you require, please don't hesitate to scream. ''[off-camera scream]'' Com-ing! We're so busy.

** "What about your lizard? Isn't he a bit limp?" "When you get to my age... Oh he's just asleep."

* The guard in the prison discovers the jailbreak. "I've just told everyone the great news! and... and... and... I'm in deep shit."

-->'''Ahchoo:''' ...hey, Rob, maybe we should take the dummies into battle.

-->'''Prince John:''' You know a mime...is a terrible thing to waste.
-->'''Sheriff:''' ...Let him go.

** The fact that, Blinkin, the blind guy, was chosen to be the lookout.

-->'''Blinkin"''' [[DisabilitySuperpower I heard that coming a mile away.]]

-->'''Prison Guard:''' And if there is anything you require, please don't hesitate to scream. '[off-camera scream]'' Com-ing! We're so busy.

* When Broomhilde goes to jump out the window onto the horse, the horse looks at her and the [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] read "You have ''got'' to be kidding!"

*** The "This never would have happened if your father were still alive." conversation. Especially the face at the end

* The fight between Robin and Little John....over the right to cross a bridge that covers a stream of water that's tiny enough to step over. It's ThePrincipleOfTheThing.

* The fight between Robin and Little John....over the right to cross a bridge that covers a stream of water that's tiny enough to step over.

** Interestingly, that's a recycled melody from ''History of the World Part I'', namely the "Jews in Space" preview at the end that's pretty funny in and of itself.

** Complete with Dave Chappelle doing a phenomenal impression of Cleavon Little, who starred as Black Bart in ''Blazing Saddles''.

* The Sheriff of Rottingham's {{Spoonerism}} RunningGag, especially when he flips out over the killing of the wild boar, um, pig.
-->''"ENOUGH! KING ILLEGAL FOREST! TO PIG WILD! KILL IN IT A IS!"''
** And other instances:

** [[MistakenForGay Faygeles?]]

** It then climaxes (no pun intended) in a CrowningMomentOfFunny with Robin's scabbard rising in a manner that makes him appear like he's er..."really in love" with Marian. The reactions of the men (and Marian behind the screen) just sell it-especially Marian's.

* The purposefully miscast Richard Lewis as Prince John, playing neurotic Jewish-ness UpToEleven.

* Richard Lewis playing Prince John and playing up his neurotic Jewish-ness UpToEleven.

-->'''Li'l John:''' "Well, I'm sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls then we can't eat no rolls!" ''*smiles proudly*'' "...I made that up."