History Funny / Pocahontas

** Then Flit jumps out of the water and gaps for air, glaring at Meeko while he struggles to get on the boat. Then Flit just so happens to notice that [[DartboardOfHate Meeko’s tail resembles a target, and happily dashed in to hit a bullseye.]] But he hits the boat just as Meeko gets up on board. [[OhCrap Then Pocahontas asks Nakoma to help her lift the boat over, not realizing Flit is still stuck.]]

* Meeko's expressions while Pocahontas is singing "Just Around the Riverbend", especially when she goes down the waterfall.

* Meeko, when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second when he realizes too little too late that he can't swim, and it's hilarious.

'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and–]] ''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly [[OhCrap freaked out]])'' LetsGetOutOfHere!

'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and–]] ''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly [[OhCrap freaked out]])'' [[LetsGetOutOfHere ...Let's get outta here!]]\\

* John's attempt to break up the fight between Percy and Meeko.
-->'''John''': It's all right, Percy, he ''[Meeko]'' is a friend. ''[Percy won't calm down.]'' BAD! BAD DOG! SIT! [''Percy does as told, but he continues to bark at Meeko.'']

* Most of Wiggins and Ratcliffe's exchanges, but this one in particular:
-->'''Ratcliffe:''' Wiggins, ''why'' do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?\\
'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] [[note]]This, apart from Kocoum's men only attacking because the settlers did so first, is the ''real'' reason why, but the former is too stubborn and fixated on their non-existent gold to admit it.[[/note]]
* Nakoma's reaction to Pocahontas jumping off a cliff. And when Pocahontas hits the water she grumpily says "show off".
-->'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! ''[as Pocahontas dives off the top of the cliff]'' '''''NO''''', not that ... way.\\
''[Then, when she can't find Pocahontas in the water]''\\
'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well, you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''(Pocahontas surfaces from the water and overturns the canoe)'' YOU! ''[cut to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces and coughs]'' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're getting -*cough*- a little old for these games?]]\\
''[Pocahontas spits water in her face. They laugh and splash each other.]''
* Meeko, when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second when he realizes too little too late that he can't swim, and it's hilarious.
* When it is announced Pocahontas is engaged to Kokoum, Flit nods in approval. Meeko, on the other hand, just gags in disgust.
* Meeko's expressions while Pocahontas is singing "Just Around the Riverbend", especially when she goes down the waterfall.
* [[AudienceSurrogate Meeko and Flit's]] [[JawDrop reaction]] to Pocahontas suddenly managing to learn English.

* This dialogue.
-->'''Lon:''' Come on, Ben, it's just a little fun.\\
'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, sure, we're having loads of fun, right?]] Look at us--no gold, no food, while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day, happy as a clam.\\
''[[[DescriptionCut Cut to Ratcliffe]]]''\\
'''Ratcliffe:''' I'm doomed!

* When John Smith is trying to show Pocahontas what a handshake is. He has his hand held out, and the expression on her face as she says "Nothing's happening" is priceless.
* John accidentally offending Pocahontas and trying to stop her from rowing her canoe away - so she [[TakeAThirdOption climbs the tree to get away from him]].
** His DiggingYourselfDeeper, trying to say 'savage' is just a word for people who are uncivilized. The fact that Pocahontas delivers her line "like ''me''?" while hanging upside down from a tree branch makes it even better.
* When John approaches the bush where Pocahontas is hidden, Flit angrily flies out and attacks him. As John dodges him, the rest of the hardtack fall from his sack and Meeko eats them all.
-->'''John''': Hey! Wh-- What? Watch out. What? Get-- No. get-- Uh, look out...

* When Meeko steals the compass (mistaking it for hardtack).
-->'''Pocahontas:''' Meeko!\\
'''John''' [''shrugs''] It's all right, he can't hurt it. [''Meeko bangs it against a rock''] HEY!
* Flit's constant attempts to peck at John, which annoy him. On the final attempt to peck him, John was prepared and traps Flit's beak in hardtack (as pictured above), which he then tosses. The indignant hummingbird then makes the mistake of looking upwards while the hardtack was still stabbed into his beak, causing it to slide down and crush him under the weight.
** And when Pocahontas formally introduces them, John snarks "I remember ''you''."

!!The Disney film

* From the first few minutes, after John rescues a crewmember - namely Thomas - on the voyage to America:

'''John:''' ''[swinging down from the mast inbetween the two crewmen]'' Of course. You'd all do the same for me.\\

** "[[IronicEcho And he came so highly recommended.]]"

* When John shows the fellow settlers the corn, they ask how it tastes.
-->'''John''': [[BrutalHonesty Well, it's better than]] [[IndestructibleEdible hardtack and gruel.]]\\

'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well, you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''(Pocahontas surfaces from the water and overturns the canoe)'' YOU!\\
''[cut to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces and coughs]'' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're getting -*cough*- a little old for these games?]]\\

'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well, you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''(Pocahontas surfaces from the water and overturns the canoe)'' YOU!\ ''[cut to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces]'' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're getting -*cough*- a little old for these games?]]\\

[[caption-width-right:350:Guess you could call this a [[IncrediblyLamePun Flitscuit]].]]

'''Pocahontas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Then you should talk back.]] Say something.\\

* Most of Wiggins and Ratcliffe's dialogues, but this one in particular:

'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well, you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''(Pocahontas surfaces from the water and overturns the canoe)'' YOU-HOO-HOO!\ ''[cut to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces]'' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for these games?]]\\

* This bit:
-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' [[{{Pun}} My bark is worse than my bite.]]\\
''[cue [[AnimalReactionShot two owls exchanging snarky glances]]]''

-->'''Ben:''' Well ''done'', laddie! Well ''done!''\\
'''John:''' ''[swinging down from the mast inbetween the two crewmen]'' But, of course. You'd have done the same thing for me.\\
'''Ben, Lon, and random crewmember:''' ''[beat, then awkwardly]'' Oh, ''sure!'' Of ''course!'' Absolutely!

-->'''Ratcliffe:''' We shall give them a proper English greeting.\\

'''John:''' What do you say to a ''tree?''

-->'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! ''[as Pocahontas dives off the top of the cliff]'' No ... not that ... way.\\

'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and–]] ''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly [[OhCrap freaked out]])'' ...Let's get outta here!\\

'''Ben:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, of course! The tree just felt like liftin' its roots and–]] ''(They turn to see the root lower itself into the ground. They are clearly freaked out)'' ...Let's get outta here!\\

'''Ben, Lon, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers random crewmember]]:''' ''[beat, then awkwardly]'' Oh, ''sure!'' Of ''course!'' Absolutely!

-->'''Wiggins''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I like gruel!]]

* When John approaches the bush where Pocahontas is hidden, Flit angrily flies out and attacks him. As John dodges him, the rest of the biscuits fall from his sack and Meeko eats them all.

* When Meeko steals the compass (mistaking it for a biscuit).

* Flit's constant attempts to peck at John, which annoy him. On the final attempt to peck him, John was prepared and traps Flit's beak in a biscuit (as pictured above), which he then tosses. The indignant hummingbird then makes the mistake of looking upwards while the biscuit was still stabbed into his beak, causing it to slide down and crush him under the weight.

-->'''Crewmen #1:''' Well ''done'', laddie! Well ''done!''\\

'''Crewmen #1, 2, and 3:''' ''[beat, then awkwardly]'' Oh, ''sure!'' Of ''course!'' Absolutely!

'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well, you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''(Pocahontas surfaces from the water and overturns the canoe)'' YOU-HOO-HOO!\\
''[cut to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces]''\\
'''Nakoma:''' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for these games?]]\\

** Pressed hummingbird, yum yum...

'''John:''' ''[swinging down from the mast inbetween the two crewmen]'' But of course. You'd have done the same thing for me.\\

*** Even funnier- in this alternate take, the axe was mere inches away from Wiggins' ''balls''. For a split second he looks absolutely terrified and can only chuckle nervously.

* Meeko when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second when he realizes too little too late that he can't swim and it's hilarious.

* When John Smith is trying to show Pocahontas what a handshake is. He has his hand held out and the expression on her face as she says "Nothing's happening".

** His DiggingYourselfDeeper, trying to say 'savage' is just a word for people who are uncivilised. The fact that Pocahontas delivers her line "like ''me''?" while hanging upside down from a tree branch makes it even better.
* When John approaches the bush where Pocahontas is hidden, Flit angrily flows out and attacks him. As John dodges him the rest of his biscuits fall from his sack and Meeko eats them all.

-->'''John''': It's all right, Percy, he ''[Meeko]'' is a friend. ''[Percy won't calm down.]'' BAD! BAD DOG! SIT! [''Percy does as told, but continues to bark at Meeko.'']

* When Meeko steals the compass.

'''John''' [shrugs] It's all right, he can't hurt it. [Meeko bangs it against a rock] HEY!

-->'''John''': It's all right, Percy, he ''[Meeko]'' is a friend. ''[Percy won't calm down.]'' BAD! BAD DOG! SIT! [Percy does as told, but continues to bark at Meeko.]

'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] [[note]]This, apart from Kocoum's men only attacking because the settlers did so first, is the *real* reason why, but the former is too stubborn and fixated on their non-existent gold to admit it.[[/note]]

!!The Disney film