History Funny / Pocahontas

'''John''' [''shrugs''] It's all right, [[TemptingFate he can't hurt it]]. [''Meeko bangs it against a rock'']

'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] [[note]]This, apart from Kocoum's men only attacking because the settlers did so first, is the ''real'' reason why, but the former is too stubborn and fixated on their nonexistent gold to admit it.[[/note]]

** What inspired Meeko to use Flit as his own sword? Seeing Flit point and laugh at his predicament. Until he's used as sword then tossed aside as Meeko makes his escape.

''[cue [[AnimalReactionShot two owls exchanging snarky glances]]]''\\

* Percy vs. Meeko, Round 3: Short, but sweet. Meeko looks at Flit, and his face lights up as he has a brainstorm; he grabs flit and uses him as a sword to fend off Percy, even while hanging from a vine like a classic swashbuckler before scurrying out of reach. Finally, Grandmother Willow manifests to yell, "All right, that's enough!" Percy yelps and goes into a dead faint.

* Percy vs. Meeko, Round 2: Percy is lazily enjoying biscuits that are swinging from a spinning carousel, but after the first one, finds only the loose ribbons. Pull back to reveal Meeko atop the carousel, happily spinning 'round whilst stuffing biscuits into his mouth. Percy gets in his face and bares teeth, and Meeko just grins and scratches Percy's chin before taking off. Percy gives chase, running past a moose which appears to be wearing a coonskin cap. Meeko uncurls himself to head in the opposite direction from Meeko, then stops and sticks a biscuit in the moose's mouth, apparently as payment. The moose just looks annoyed.

* John's attempt to break up the fight between Percy and Meeko.
-->'''John''': It's all right, Percy, he ''[Meeko]'' is a friend. ''[Percy won't calm down.]'' BAD! BAD DOG! SIT! [''Percy does as told, but he continues to bark at Meeko.'']

** Meeko is just too cute as he munches down every last bite as the crumbs fall off. Then he eats up all the fallen crumbs. BigEater at its finest!
** How about the way that Flit proudly puffs up his chest as Pocahontas smirks for her little bird chasing off John.

'''Wiggins:''' [[CaptainObvious Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] [[note]]This, apart from Kocoum's men only attacking because the settlers did so first, is the ''real'' reason why, but the former is too stubborn and fixated on their non-existent gold to admit it.[[/note]]

** Meeko is just too cute as he munches down every last bite as the crumbs fall off. Then he eats up all the fallen crumbs. BigEater at it’s finest!

* How about the surprised look that Grandmother Willow wore when a squirrel randomly crawls on her face, on her first attempt at a BigShutUp? No wonder her second attempt needed more force and ''less'' patience.

-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' [[BigShutUp Quiet!]] (''a squirrel then crawls over her face. She blows it away.'') '''''QUIET!!!'''''

-->'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! ''[as Pocahontas dives off the top of the cliff]'' '''''NO''''', not that ... way.\\
''[Then, when she can't find Pocahontas in the water]''\\
'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas? Are you all right? Well, you'd better be all right, because I'm not coming in after--''(Pocahontas surfaces from the water and overturns the canoe)'' YOU! ''[cut to both of them under the canoe; Nakoma surfaces and coughs]'' [[GrowingUpSucks Don't you think we're getting -*cough*- a little old for these games?]]\\

'''Ratcliffe:''' If we do, we shall be sure to give them a proper English greeting.\\

-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' [[BigShutUp Quiet!]] (a squirrel then crawls over her face. She blows it away.)
-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' '''''QUIET!!!'''''

** Then Flit jumps out of the water and gaps for air, glaring at Meeko while he struggles to get on the canoe. Then Flit just so happens to notice that [[DartboardOfHate Meeko’s tail resembles a target, and happily dashed in to hit a bullseye.]] But he hits the canoe just as Meeko falls back in the water. [[OhCrap Then Pocahontas asks Nakoma to help her lift the canoe over, not realizing Flit is still stuck.]]
* When it is announced Pocahontas is engaged to Kokoum, Flit nods in approval. Meeko, on the other hand, just gags in disgust.
* Meeko's expressions while Pocahontas is singing "Just Around the Riverbend", [[OhCrap especially]] when she goes down the waterfall.
* Grandmother Willow is happy that Pocahontas has a dream and wants to listen, but at that instant, all the woodland animals LOUDLY chatter at the same time. Her response?

** All the animals immediately shut up. Except for a frog who croaks in response. Cue DeathGlare. The frog gets the message, [[OhCrap worriedly gulps, and hides under a lily pad.]]

* When John approaches the bush where Pocahontas is hidden, Flit angrily flies out and attacks him. As John dodges him, the rest of the hardtack fall from his sack and Meeko eats them all.

* When John Smith is trying to show Pocahontas what a handshake is. He has his hand held out, and the expression on her face as she says "Nothing's happening" is priceless.
* When Meeko steals the compass (mistaking it for hardtack).

'''John''' [''shrugs''] It's all right, he can't hurt it. [''Meeko bangs it against a rock'']

** Then Flit jumps out of the water and gaps for air, glaring at Meeko while he struggles to get on the canoe. Then Flit just so happens to notice that [[DartboardOfHate Meeko’s tail resembles a target, and happily dashed in to hit a bullseye.]] But he hits the canoe just as Meeko gets up on board. [[OhCrap Then Pocahontas asks Nakoma to help her lift the canoe over, not realizing Flit is still stuck.]]

-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' '''QUIET!!!!!'''
** All the animals immediately shut up. Except for a frog who croaks in response. She gives a DeathGlare. The frog [[OhCrap gulps and hides under a lily pad.]]

-->'''Grandmother Willow:''' [[BigShutUp Quiet!]] (squirrel crawls over her face. She blows it away.)

-->'''GrandMother Willow:''' [[BigShutUp Quiet!]] (squirrel crawls over her face. She blows it away.
-->'''GrandMother Willow:''' '''QUIET!!!!!'''