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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQpGJ2mtv0 music]] that accompanies Del's struggles as he tries to get his jacket unstuck [[MoodMotif (such as using a tuba]] [[FatComicRelief to symbolize Del's fatness]].

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQpGJ2mtv0 music]] that accompanies Del's struggles as he tries to get his jacket unstuck [[MoodMotif (such ([[MoodMotif such as using a tuba]] [[FatComicRelief to symbolize Del's fatness]].fatness]]).
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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQpGJ2mtv0 music]] that accompanies Del's struggles as he tries to get his jacket unstuck [[MoodMotif (such as using a tuba]] [[FatComicRelief due to Del's size)]].

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQpGJ2mtv0 music]] that accompanies Del's struggles as he tries to get his jacket unstuck [[MoodMotif (such as using a tuba]] [[FatComicRelief due to symbolize Del's size)]].fatness]].
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* Beautiful country, though, right? Whaddaya figure the temperature is? One.
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* Neal's contribution to the bus sing-along is "Three Coins in a Fountain." Everyone simultaneously turns to him with an unamused glare of "Really, dude?" before he just sheepishly peters out.

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* Neal's contribution to the bus sing-along is Music/FrankSinatra's "Three Coins in a the Fountain." Everyone simultaneously turns to him with an unamused glare of "Really, dude?" before he just sheepishly peters out.
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** Neil's face as he slowly puts the pieces together that they're driving on the wrong side of the road, followed by his [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello Lou Costello]]-esque gasp of "Tru-! Truh! Truk!" as he frantically tries to warn Del about the oncoming trucks before it's too late.
** Then, as if to prove that [[FromBadToWorse things haven't gotten bad enough]], the car bursts into flames while Del and Neil are sitting on Del's trunk a few feet away (which is catapulted off of the car when Del stops short, forcing them to collect it from the middle of the road), followed by the expertly timed reaction of Neil, too tired to think straight, turning around when he hears it ignite, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight casually turning back around]], pausing, then turning around again when he [[LateToTheRealization realizes what he'd just seen]].
** Upon realizing that Del was finally responsible for his own misfortunes, Neil [[ActuallyPrettyFunny just starts laughing at the insanity of the situation]] until both [[LaughWithMe he and Del are howling together]]. Then...

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** Neil's Neal's face as he slowly puts the pieces together that they're driving on the wrong side of the road, followed by his [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello Lou Costello]]-esque gasp of "Tru-! Truh! Truk!" as he frantically tries to warn Del about the oncoming trucks before it's too late.
** Then, as if to prove that [[FromBadToWorse things haven't gotten bad enough]], the car bursts into flames while Del and Neil Neal are sitting on Del's trunk a few feet away (which is catapulted off of the car when Del stops short, forcing them to collect it from the middle of the road), followed by the expertly timed reaction of Neil, Neal, too tired to think straight, turning around when he hears it ignite, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight casually turning back around]], pausing, then turning around again when he [[LateToTheRealization realizes what he'd just seen]].
** Upon realizing that Del was finally responsible for his own misfortunes, Neil Neal [[ActuallyPrettyFunny just starts laughing at the insanity of the situation]] until both [[LaughWithMe he and Del are howling together]]. Then...



** Immediately followed by Del, who clearly knows how to ready the audience better, saving some face with the more low-brow but accessable ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Flintstones]]'' theme song, much to Neil's annoyance.

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** Immediately followed by Del, who clearly knows how to ready the audience better, saving some face with the more low-brow but accessable accessible ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Flintstones]]'' theme song, much to Neil's Neal's annoyance.



* Neil being forced to dry himself off after his shower with a teeny tiny washcloth after Del uses up all the towels.

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* Neil Neal being forced to dry himself off after his shower with a teeny tiny washcloth after Del uses up all the towels.
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** And in the next scene, Del is telling Neal how a punch in the stomach like that could've killed him ("That's how Houdini died!"), only for Neil to silently glare daggers at him.

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** And in the next scene, Del is telling Neal how a punch in the stomach like that could've killed him ("That's how Houdini died!"), only for Neil Neal to silently glare daggers at him.



-->'''State Trooper:''' Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
-->'''Del:''' Well, funnily enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.
-->'''State Trooper:''' Seventy-eight miles an hour.
-->'''Del:''' (''whistles'') Seventy-eight, huh? Well, yeah, I could buy that. Sure, I guess, y'know, uh... you would know better than us, especially since we've got a melted speedometer.
-->'''State Trooper:''' Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
-->'''Del:''' Yes, I do. Yes, I really do, I believe that. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to do.
-->'''State Trooper:''' Now, you got no outside mirror.
-->'''Del:''' No, we lost that.
-->'''State Trooper:''' You have no functioning gauges.
-->'''Del:''' No, not a one. (''{{beat}}'') However, the radio still works. Funny at that may seem, with all this mess, that the radio is the only thing that's really working good, and it's clear as a bell, don't ask me how. (''chuckles nervously'')

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-->'''State Trooper:''' Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
-->'''Del:'''
going?\\
'''Del:'''
Well, funnily enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going. \n-->'''State \\
'''State
Trooper:''' Seventy-eight miles an hour.
-->'''Del:'''
hour.\\
'''Del:'''
(''whistles'') Seventy-eight, huh? Well, yeah, I could buy that. Sure, I guess, y'know, uh... you would know better than us, especially since we've got a melted speedometer.
-->'''State
speedometer.\\
'''State
Trooper:''' Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
-->'''Del:'''
travel?\\
'''Del:'''
Yes, I do. Yes, I really do, I believe that. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to do.
-->'''State
do.\\
'''State
Trooper:''' Now, you got no outside mirror.
-->'''Del:'''
mirror.\\
'''Del:'''
No, we lost that.
-->'''State
that.\\
'''State
Trooper:''' You have no functioning gauges.
-->'''Del:'''
gauges.\\
'''Del:'''
No, not a one. (''{{beat}}'') However, the radio still works. Funny at that may seem, with all this mess, that the radio is the only thing that's really working good, and it's clear as a bell, don't ask me how. (''chuckles nervously'')



-->'''Del:''' Push!
-->'''Neal:''' I am! I am!
-->'''Del:''' Push for Christ's sakes!
-->'''Neal:''' ''(Gives up)''
-->'''Del:''' Maybe we're gonna have to rock it...Okay, reverse!
-->''(Del backs the car into the motel wall, destroying it)''
-->'''Neal:''' [[OhCrap Aww...]]
-->'''Del:''' ''(Looks back at the enormous mess he made, then looks forward puzzled)'' [[LogicBomb Huh.]]
-->'''Neal:''' ''(Frantically gestures him forward with a "Let's get the hell out of here" look)''

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-->'''Del:''' Push!
-->'''Neal:'''
Push!\\
'''Neal:'''
I am! I am!
-->'''Del:'''
am!\\
'''Del:'''
Push for Christ's sakes!
-->'''Neal:'''
sakes!\\
'''Neal:'''
''(Gives up)''
-->'''Del:'''
up)''\\
'''Del:'''
Maybe we're gonna have to rock it...Okay, reverse!
-->''(Del
reverse!\\
''(Del
backs the car into the motel wall, destroying it)''
-->'''Neal:'''
it)''\\
'''Neal:'''
[[OhCrap Aww...]]
-->'''Del:'''
]]\\
'''Del:'''
''(Looks back at the enormous mess he made, then looks forward puzzled)'' [[LogicBomb Huh.]]
-->'''Neal:'''
]]\\
'''Neal:'''
''(Frantically gestures him forward with a "Let's get the hell out of here" look)''
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-->'''Del:''' "You have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you?"
-->'''Neal:''' ''*helium voice*'' "Do you have any idea how glad I'd be if you ''had''?"

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-->'''Del:''' "You have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you?"
-->'''Neal:''' ''*helium voice*''
you?"\\
'''Neal:''' ''*[[InstantSoprano helium voice]]*''
"Do you have any idea how glad I'd be if you ''had''?"



---> '''Neal:''' How could you rent the thing anyway without a credit card? You couldn't! How could you do it?
---> '''Del:''' Oh I gave this gal behind the counter a set of shower curtain rings. ''(laughs)''
---> '''Neal:''' ''(stops laughing immediately)'' You can't rent a car with shower curtain rings, Del.
---> ''(Del stops laughing, Neil gives him an impatient look as he waits for an explanation)''
---> '''Del:''' ''(stops laughing)'' Well, uh, somehow your Diners Club card wound up in my wallet and I just...
---> '''Neal:''' ''(enraged)'' You STOLE it!
---> '''Del:''' Not exactly.
---> '''Neal:''' You stole it! I knew you stole it! You stole the card! And then you rented a car! ''And then you BURNED IT UP!!!'' I knew you stole it.
---> '''Del:''' No I didn't! I found it in my wallet! I thought maybe you put it there.
---> '''Neal:''' '''WHY WOULD I PUT IT THERE?'''
---> '''Del:''' Kindness?
---> '''Neal:''' ''KINDNESS?!'' '''KINDNESS?!''' You STOLE it! ''(shouting into the night sky)'' He STOLE it!
---> '''Del:''' No, I didn't! No, I didn't! I was gonna send it back to you! With whatever the rental car charge was, plus interest! But you didn't give me your address. What was I supposed to do? You just ditched me! I had no money, I had no cards, I had nothing!
---> '''Neal:''' ''(grabs Del)'' Give it back!
---> '''Del:''' I can't!
---> '''Neal:''' ''(begins shaking him)'' Why not?!
---> '''Del:''' Because!
---> '''Neal:''' ''(shakes him some more)'' Because why?!
---> '''Del:''' Because when we stopped to gas up, I put the card back in your wallet.
---> ''(Neal's wallet is in the glove compartment in the now burning car. He and Del turn and look at it, before Neal groans and slumps against Del)''
---> '''Del:''' Are you mad at me? ''(Neal slugs him in the gut and trips over his trunk)''

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---> '''Neal:''' --->'''Neal:''' How could you rent the thing anyway without a credit card? You couldn't! How could you do it?
--->
it?\\
'''Del:''' Oh I gave this gal behind the counter a set of shower curtain rings. ''(laughs)''
--->
''(laughs)''\\
'''Neal:''' ''(stops laughing immediately)'' You can't rent a car with shower curtain rings, Del.
--->
Del.\\
''(Del stops laughing, Neil Neal gives him an impatient look as he waits for an explanation)''
--->
explanation)''\\
'''Del:''' ''(stops laughing)'' Well, uh, somehow your Diners Club card wound up in my wallet and I just...
--->
just...\\
'''Neal:''' ''(enraged)'' You STOLE it!
--->
it!\\
'''Del:''' Not exactly.
--->
exactly.\\
'''Neal:''' You stole it! I knew you stole it! You stole the card! And then you rented a car! ''And then you BURNED IT UP!!!'' I knew you stole it.
--->
it.\\
'''Del:''' No I didn't! I found it in my wallet! I thought maybe you put it there.
--->
there.\\
'''Neal:''' '''WHY WOULD I PUT IT THERE?'''
--->
THERE?'''\\
'''Del:''' Kindness?
--->
Kindness?\\
'''Neal:''' ''KINDNESS?!'' '''KINDNESS?!''' You STOLE it! ''(shouting into the night sky)'' He STOLE it!
--->
it!\\
'''Del:''' No, I didn't! No, I didn't! I was gonna send it back to you! With whatever the rental car charge was, plus interest! But you didn't give me your address. What was I supposed to do? You just ditched me! I had no money, I had no cards, I had nothing!
--->
nothing!\\
'''Neal:''' ''(grabs Del)'' Give it back!
--->
back!\\
'''Del:''' I can't!
--->
can't!\\
'''Neal:''' ''(begins shaking him)'' Why not?!
--->
not?!\\
'''Del:''' Because!
--->
Because!\\
'''Neal:''' ''(shakes him some more)'' Because why?!
--->
why?!\\
'''Del:''' Because when we stopped to gas up, I put the card back in your wallet.
--->
wallet.\\
''(Neal's wallet is in the glove compartment in the now burning car. He and Del turn and look at it, before Neal groans and slumps against Del)''
--->
Del)''\\
'''Del:''' Are you mad at me? ''(Neal slugs him in the gut and trips over his trunk)'' trunk)''
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* "Six bucks, and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago."
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* "Her first baby... come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'."
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* "You play with your balls a lot!"
** "I do ''not''... Play with my ''balls''."

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* Neal's [[TranquilFury passive-aggressive]] tirade against a rental car agent, after he finally reaches his RageBreakingPoint and begins unloading two days worth of anger on her, making sure to include [[ClusterFBomb every conceivable variation of the word "fuck" at every opportunity]] (this, by the way, is the [[AvoidTheDreadedGRating only reason the film has an R rating]]). Upon telling her that he threw his receipt away, she gives him the single most appropriate two-word response: [[spoiler: "[[PrecisionFStrike You're fucked]]."]]

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* Neal's [[TranquilFury passive-aggressive]] tirade against a rental car agent, after he finally reaches his RageBreakingPoint and begins unloading two days worth of anger on her, making sure to include [[ClusterFBomb every conceivable variation of the word "fuck" at every opportunity]] (this, by the way, is the [[AvoidTheDreadedGRating only reason the film has an R rating]]). Upon telling her that he threw his receipt away, she gives him the single most appropriate two-word response: [[spoiler: "[[PrecisionFStrike You're fucked]]."]]"

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQpGJ2mtv0 music]] that accentuates Del's struggles as he tries to get his jacket unstuck [[MoodMotif (such as using a tuba]] [[FatComicRelief due to Del's size)]].

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQpGJ2mtv0 music]] that accentuates accompanies Del's struggles as he tries to get his jacket unstuck [[MoodMotif (such as using a tuba]] [[FatComicRelief due to Del's size)]].

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