History Funny / PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest

** Not to mention, Jack literary tells to stop, and it works.

** A perfect example of why brains triumphs over brawn.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nXSX3s976s "I've got a jar of dirt!"]]
** Made even funnier in that none of the actors aboard the ''Pearl'' were told what Johnny Depp would be doing, so [[EnforcedMethodActing their surprised reactions are genuine.]]

** "Ahh. Eunuch-y."

--->'''Jack Sparrow:''' Now, where is that monkey? ''[[TranquilFury I want to shoot something.]]''

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** After that scene, after giving some rather confusing orders to Gibbs, Jack adds, looking rather peeved after all he's been through:

--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! [''stops as he realizes there's six people in each cage: meaning only one group needs to make it to escape''] [[OhCrap Ohhh... dear.]]

* After Jack's ship gets taken by the Kraken, Davy Jones tells his crew to open the chest, only to find that [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle its treasure was with Jack the whole time]].

* The now-disgraced Norrington finding Gibbs drumming up souls for Davy Jones:
--->'''Norrington:'''My story? It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind. I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew... my commission... and my life.
--->'''Gibbs:''' ''[stunned]'' Commodore?!
--->'''Norrington:''' No not anymore weren't you LISTENING?!

* Moments later, Jack [[CallBack knocks Will out]] [[BestServedCold with a rowboat oar.]]

--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''stops as he realizes there's six people in each cage: meaning only one group needs to make it to escape'' [[OhCrap Ohhh... dear.]]

--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''stops as he realizes the drums have stopped: ie. they're out of time.'' [[OhCrap Ohhh... dear.]]

* The scene where the kebab!Jack falls through the bridges. Especially when the tribeswomen just watch for a second, one basically says "Eh, whatever," then they walk away, as if it happens ''all'' the time.

'''Jack Sparrow:''' ''[looking rather put out]'' ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

--->'''Jack Sparrow:''' Now, where is that monkey? ''I want to shoot something.''

--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''[[[SayingTooMuch Leech realises that he shouldn't have said that]]]'' [[OhCrap Ohhh... dear.]]

--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''[[[MoodWhiplash everyone realizes the tribal drumming has ceased, and Jack is about to be killed]]]'' [[OhCrap Ohhh... dear.]]

** Made even funnier in that [[EnforcedMethodActing none of the actors aboard the ''Pearl'' were told what Johnny Depp would be doing, so their surprised reactions are genuine.]]

--> '''Jack Sparrow''': Alas, my children; you will always remember this day as the day that you ''almost''--
--> ''Huge splash of water hits Jack right in the face.''
--> '''Jack Sparrow''': (Looking rather put out) ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

--> '''Jack Sparrow''': Now, where is that monkey? ''I want to shoot something.''

--> '''Jack''': Have you considered keeping a closer eye on her; perhaps lock her up somewhere?

--> '''Elizabeth''': This is barbaric! This is ''no way'' for grown men to settle...Oh, ''FINE''! Let's just...haul out our swords and start ''banging away at each other, that will solve '''EVERYTHING! I'VE HAD IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH WOBBLY-LEGGED...RUM-SOAKED...PIRATES!'''''

* After Elizabeth's little fit, Pintel and Ragetti walk onto the scene, with the former taking one look at the three-way fight and wondering what set this off. The latter responds with a freakishly accurate summation of each duelist's motivations...which is all the more hilarious because not only would you not expect the PluckyComicRelief of ThoseTwoGuys to figure it all out, but he wasn't even ''there'' when Will ran into his father!

** The one where the wheel falls over, Will and Norrington stumble out, and Will tries to rush over to Liz and help her...and he's too dizzy to even walk properly.
** And then there's when Jack is on the inside of the water wheel, grabs the key, and gets a triumphant look on his face...right before a metal bar smacks him in the head, knocking him out of it.

-->'''Hadras:''' Aiyaaa. Anido. Anido! Follow my voice, follow my voice. To the left... no, turn around. Go to the right. Go -
-->(''the body rams against a tree'')

** A little while later, Norrington makes a run for it with the Dead Man's Chest in tow and the crew of the ''Dutchman'' in hot pursuit, only to be brought up short by Hadras, who's currently holding his severed head under his arm. After a tense standoff, Norrington simply tosses the Chest at Hadras- who drops his head to grab it - and runs for it; then, Hadras' body and the other crewmembers stroll off, leaving the very annoyed head shouting after them; eventually, it mutters, "[[RunningGag Pirates!]]" then [[LovecraftianSuperpower sprouts crab legs]] to follow them with, grumbling irritably to itself.

--> '''Jack:''' ''(Being chased by cannibals)'' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

--> '''Gibbs''': Well, the sea!
--> '''Pintel''': Sums?
--> '''[[GeniusDitz Ragetti]]''': The dichotomy of good and evil?
--> ''(everyone stares)''

-->'''Elizabeth''': Captain Sparrow!
-->'''Jack''': Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
-->'''Elizabeth''': I'm here to find the man I love.
-->'''Jack''': [[MistakenForGay I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea]]. (''Gestures to Gibbs: get rid of him'')
-->'''Elizabeth''': Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
-->'''Jack''': [[OhCrap Elizabeth.]] (''to Gibbs'') [[CallBack Hide the rum!]]
** When Elizabeth shows up at Jack's crew recruitment dressed as a man and reveals to him who she is Jack says "It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

** Just after that, when Jack first meets ex-Commodore [[FanNickname Scruffington]]
--->'''Jack''': You look bloody awful, mate, what are you doing here?
--->'''Norrington''': You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
--->'''Jack''': (''as immaturely as humanly possible'') [[LameComeback You smell funny.]]

* The 'three people, two swords' scene at Isla Cruces, right after Elizabeth's freakout (mentioned above). She notices Pintel and Ragetti trying to make off with the chest during the MeleeATrois going on between Jack, Will, and Norrington. She chases after them, and when they meet in the forest, she tries to pull out her sword to fight...only to realize that Will, who had arrived unarmed, yanked her sword in order to fight. The awkward OhCrap smile she gives Pintel and Ragetti is ''priceless.'' And then Pintel and Ragetti go from advancing menacingly towards an unarmed Elizabeth to passing her both their swords and running away the moment Davy Jones' crew attacks, and the three end up [[EnemyMine juggling two swords between the three of them]] while trying to protect the Dead Man's Chest.

--->'''Will:''' Come on, men! It'll take all of us to crew the Pearl!
--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''([[MoodWhiplash Everyone realizes the tribal drumming has ceased, and Jack is about to be killed]])'' [[OhCrap Ohhh...dear.]]

-->'''Jack:''' I brought payment. Look! (He shoots Jack the monkey, smiling like a used car salesman) An undead monkey! Top that!

--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''(Everyone stops and all eyes turn to Leech)'' [[OhCrap Ohhh...dear.]]

** Before that, when one of the tribesfolk hurls a coconut at him, Jack tries to duck it, and ends up accidentally spearing said coconut on the tip of [[ItMakesSenseInContext the bamboo pole that he's tied to.]] We see him look at what he's done, and then--if you turn the sound up--you ''hear'' the '''ding''' of a cartoon idea bulb turning on!

* The part where the crew are trying to scare off the Kraken, only to discover they're short on gunpowder. Will tells them to bring up the rum, and all the crew stop dead in their tracks. After a moment, Gibbs (reluctantly) agrees, and starts crying afterwards...

** Elizabeth pretending to faint, then opening one eye to see if they've stopped to check on her. Made funnier after she resigns herself to watching the duel. Pintel and Ragetti run past at that point and she glances at them, then turns back to the duel... and then jumps up and chases after Pintel and Ragetti.

-->'''Tia Dalma:''' You must provide payment.
-->'''Jack:''' We have payment. Look! (He shoots Jack the monkey, smiling like a used car salesman) An undead monkey! Top that!
* After Jack's ship gets taken by the Kraken, Davy Jones tells his crew to open the chest, only to find that [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle it's treasure was with Jack the whole time]].

--> '''Will:''' What about Jack? I'm not leaving without him!