History Funny / PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest

-->'''Beckett:''' (''*hands Swann a paper*'') The warrant for the arrest of one William Turner. \\
'''Swann:''' (''*reads the paper, looks confused*'') This warrant is for Elizabeth Swann. \\
'''Beckett:''' (''*unphased*'') Oh, is it? That's annoying, my mistake. Arrest her. (''*turns and gets the proper warrant while his men seize Elizabeth*'') Ah, ''here's'' the one for William Turner!

--> '''[[{{Pun}} Chieftain]] Jack Sparrow:''' *Tribal gibberish* ...[[RunningGag Eunuch]]-y. Snip-snip.

-->'''Two men:''' ''*holding a man, intent on throwing him over a guard rail*'' AAAAAAH!! ''*stops when Jack steps in front of them*''
-->'''Jack:''' ''*puts the hat on the carried man and steps aside*'' Carry on.
-->'''Two men:''' ''*resumes the activity*'' AAAAAAAH!

-->'''Hadras:''' Aiyaaa. Anido. Anido! Follow my voice, follow my voice. To the left... no, turn around. Go to the right. Go--
-->''[the body rams against a tree]''
-->'''Hadras:''' ...No, that's a tree.
-->'''Jack:''' Oh, shut it.

--> '''Jack:''' I say we respect his final wish.
--> '''Pintel:''' Aye!
--> ''[everyone withdraws their weapons and get into the longboat in perfect synch]''

--> '''Will:''' What about Jack? I won't leave without him!
--> ''[Camera reveals Jack being chased by a horde of cannibals]''
--> '''Will:''' [[OhCrap Time to go.]]
--> '''Gibbs:''' CAST OFF THOSE LINES!!!

--> "Never mind! Let's go!"

--> '''Gibbs:''' Well, the sea!
--> '''Pintel:''' Sums?
--> '''[[GeniusDitz Ragetti]]:''' The dichotomy of good and evil?
--> ''[everyone stares]''

-->'''Elizabeth:''' Captain Sparrow!
-->'''Jack:''' Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
-->'''Elizabeth:''' I'm here to find the man I love.
-->'''Jack:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' [[MistakenForGay I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea]]. ''[gestures to Gibbs: get rid of him]''
-->'''Elizabeth:''' Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
-->'''Jack:''' [[OhCrap Elizabeth!]] ''[to Gibbs]'' [[CallBack Hide the rum!]]

--->'''Jack:''' You look bloody awful, mate, what are you doing here?
--->'''Norrington:''' You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
--->'''Jack:''' ''[as immaturely as humanly possible]'' [[LameComeback You smell funny.]]

--> '''Jack:''' Leave him lie. Unless you're planning on using him to hit something with.

--->'''Will:''' Come on, men! It'll take all of us to crew the ''Pearl''!
--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''[stops as he realizes that not only have the drums stopped, meaning (as far they know) Jack has been killed and eaten, and his crew are next on the menu, but there are also six people in each cage--meaning only one group needs to make it to escape]'' [[OhCrap Ohhh... dear.]]

-->'''Tia Dalma:''' You know I demand payment.
-->'''Jack:''' I brought payment. Look! ''[he shoots Jack the monkey, smiling like a used car salesman]'' An undead monkey! Top that!

'''Jack:''' There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and we're not leaving without it! ''(to Tia)'' I thought ''I'' knew you.\\

--> '''Jack:''' Is this a dream?
--> '''Bootstrap:''' ''(gives Jack a weird look)'' [[BluntNo No.]]
--> '''Jack:''' I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
--> '''Bootstrap:''' ''(offers a bottle)''

** When the group reaches the top of the cliff and realize the natives are chasing them en masse, Will yells for the crew to stick their legs through the gaps in the cage and carry it. Marty, being a dwarf, can only let his legs dangle.

--> '''[[JustForPun Chieftain]] Jack Sparrow:''' *Tribal gibberish* ...[[RunningGag Eunuch]]-y. Snip-snip.

* This then quickly overlaps into a moment of awesome when Pintel and Ragetti successfully use said oar and net to fight off one of the Dutchman's crewmen. Not bad for the series' resident comedy relief duo!

** Before the above, there's when Jack is on the inside of the water wheel, gets dislodged from the portion of the structure he was previously stuck in, and gets a triumphant look on his face... right before a metal bar smacks him square in the head, knocking him out of the wheel.
** And of course, the part where Pintel, Ragetti, and Elizabeth [[ATruceWhileWeGawk abruptly pause their standoff just to stare blankly as the wheel rolls past them]], then once it's off-screen they shrug and return to the confrontation as though nothing had happened.
*** A similar scene shortly afterwards where Elizabeth is struggling to hold off Davy Jones' crew. The water wheel rolls flattens Jones' crew and barely misses Elizabeth, and she and the remaining crew pause to watch the wheel roll to a stop before resuming their fight.

* The 'three people, two swords' scene at Isla Cruces, right after Elizabeth's freakout (mentioned above). She notices Pintel and Ragetti trying to make off with the chest during the MeleeATrois going on between Jack, Will, and Norrington. She chases after them, and when they meet in the forest, she tries to pull out her sword to fight... only to realize that Will, who had arrived unarmed, yanked her sword in order to fight. The awkward OhCrap smile she gives Pintel and Ragetti is ''priceless.'' And then Pintel and Ragetti go from advancing menacingly towards an unarmed Elizabeth to passing her both their swords and running away the moment Davy Jones' crew attacks, and the three end up [[EnemyMine juggling two swords between the three of them]] while trying to protect the Dead Man's Chest.

* After Elizabeth's little fit, Pintel and Ragetti walk onto the scene, with the former taking one look at the three-way fight and wondering what set this off. The latter responds with a freakishly accurate summation of each duelist's motivations... which is all the more hilarious because not only would you not expect the PluckyComicRelief of ThoseTwoGuys to figure it all out, but he wasn't even ''there'' when Will ran into his father!
** Elizabeth pretending to faint, then opening one eye to see if they've stopped to check on her. Made funnier after she resigns herself to watching the duel. Pintel and Ragetti run past at that point and she glances at them, then turns back to the duel... [[DoubleTake and then jumps up and chases after the pair.]]

--->'''Leech:''' Actually, you won't need everyone! About six would do! ''[stops as he realizes there's six people in each cage: meaning only one group needs to make it to escape]'' [[OhCrap Ohhh... dear.]]

** And of course, the part where Pintel, Ragetti, and Elizabeth abruptly pause their standoff just to stare blankly as the wheel rolls past them, then once it's off-screen they shrug and return to the confrontation as though nothing had happened.

** When the cage stops rolling but the natives are still coming, Will orders the crew to lift the cage so they can run away. They all do so...except for Marty, who is too short, and ends up being carried along instead with his feet dangling just above the ground.

** When the cage stops rolling but the natives are still coming, Will orders the crew to lift the cage so they can run away. They all do so...except for Marty, who is too small, and instead ends up being carried along instead with his feet dangling above the ground.