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* Also, [[Cloudcuckoolander Jack's]] reactions to each of his friends and foes showing up to rescue him. ''All of it.''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Jack!
-->'''Jack:'''Mister Gibbs!
-->'''Gibbs:'''Aye, Cap'n?
-->'''Jack:'''I thought so. I expect you're able to account for your actions, then.
-->'''Gibbs:'''...Sir?
-->'''Jack:'''There has been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline upon my vessel. Why? ''Why is that, sir?!''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Sir, you're...you're in Davy Jones's Locker, Cap'n.
-->'''Jack:'''[[Beat.......]][[BlatantLies I know that. I know where I am.]][[SuspicouslySpecificDenial And don't think I don't.]]
-->'''Barbossa:'''Jack Sparrow.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Walks to Barbossa]'' Ah, Hector! It's been too long! ...Hasn't it?
-->'''Barbossa:'''Aye. Isle de Muerta, remember? ''You shot me.''
-->'''Jack:'''''[Mulls it over]'' [[Cloudcuckoolander No,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic I]][[RefugeInAudacity didn't.]] '[Walks over to Tia]' Tia Dalma! Out n' about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of macabre to any delirium.
-->'''Tia Dalma:'''''[Gives an awkward, confused smile.]''
-->'''Will:'''He thinks we're a hallucination.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Turns to Will and walks to him]'' William, tell me something - have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
-->'''Will:'''No.
-->'''Jack:'''[[InsaneTrollLogic Well then, you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. QED, you're not really here!]]

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* Also, [[Cloudcuckoolander [[CloudCuckoolander Jack's]] reactions to each of his friends and foes showing up to rescue him. ''All of it.''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Jack!
-->'''Jack:'''Mister
-->'''Gibbs:''' Jack!
-->'''Jack:''' Mister
Gibbs!
-->'''Gibbs:'''Aye, -->'''Gibbs:''' Aye, Cap'n?
-->'''Jack:'''I -->'''Jack:''' I thought so. I expect you're able to account for your actions, then.
-->'''Gibbs:'''...-->'''Gibbs:''' ...Sir?
-->'''Jack:'''There -->'''Jack:''' There has been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline upon my vessel. Why? ''Why is that, sir?!''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Sir, -->'''Gibbs:''' Sir, you're...you're in Davy Jones's Locker, Cap'n.
-->'''Jack:'''[[Beat.......-->'''Jack:''' [[{{Beat}} .......]][[BlatantLies I know that. I know where I am.]][[SuspicouslySpecificDenial ]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And don't think I don't.]]
-->'''Barbossa:'''Jack -->'''Barbossa:''' Jack Sparrow.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Walks -->'''Jack:''' ''[Walks to Barbossa]'' Ah, Hector! It's been too long! ...Hasn't it?
-->'''Barbossa:'''Aye.-->'''Barbossa:''' Aye. Isle de Muerta, remember? ''You shot me.''
-->'''Jack:'''''[Mulls -->'''Jack:''''' [Mulls it over]'' [[Cloudcuckoolander [[CloudCuckoolander No,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic I]][[RefugeInAudacity I]] [[RefugeInAudacity didn't.]] '[Walks ''[Walks over to Tia]' Tia]'' Tia Dalma! Out n' about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of macabre to any delirium.
-->'''Tia Dalma:'''''[Gives Dalma:''' ''[Gives an awkward, confused smile.]''
-->'''Will:'''He -->'''Will:''' He thinks we're a hallucination.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Turns -->'''Jack:''' ''[Turns to Will and walks to him]'' William, tell me something - have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
-->'''Will:'''No.
-->'''Jack:'''[[InsaneTrollLogic
-->'''Will:''' No.
-->'''Jack:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic
Well then, you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. QED, you're not really here!]]

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* Also, [[Cloudcuckoolander Jack's]] reactions to each of his friends and foes showing up to rescue him. ''All of it.''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Jack!
-->'''Jack:'''Mister Gibbs!
-->'''Gibbs:'''Aye, Cap'n?
-->'''Jack:'''I thought so. I expect you're able to account for your actions, then.
-->'''Gibbs:'''...Sir?
-->'''Jack:'''There has been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline upon my vessel. Why? ''Why is that, sir?!''
-->'''Gibbs:'''Sir, you're...you're in Davy Jones's Locker, Cap'n.
-->'''Jack:'''[[Beat.......]][[BlatantLies I know that. I know where I am.]][[SuspicouslySpecificDenial And don't think I don't.]]
-->'''Barbossa:'''Jack Sparrow.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Walks to Barbossa]'' Ah, Hector! It's been too long! ...Hasn't it?
-->'''Barbossa:'''Aye. Isle de Muerta, remember? ''You shot me.''
-->'''Jack:'''''[Mulls it over]'' [[Cloudcuckoolander No,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic I]][[RefugeInAudacity didn't.]] '[Walks over to Tia]' Tia Dalma! Out n' about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of macabre to any delirium.
-->'''Tia Dalma:'''''[Gives an awkward, confused smile.]''
-->'''Will:'''He thinks we're a hallucination.
-->'''Jack:'''''[Turns to Will and walks to him]'' William, tell me something - have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
-->'''Will:'''No.
-->'''Jack:'''[[InsaneTrollLogic Well then, you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. QED, you're not really here!]]


'''Gibbs:''' Aye. The original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso. But when the First Court met, the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.\\

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'''Gibbs:''' Aye. The original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso. [[RealityEnsues But when the First Court met, the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.\\]]\\



'''Gibbs:''' To what, to "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happened to Have in Our Pockets at the Time?" Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.

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'''Gibbs:''' To what, to [[LampshadeHanging "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happened to Have in Our Pockets at the Time?" Time?"]] [[SarcasmMode Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.]]



'''Barbossa:''' I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

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'''Barbossa:''' I'M A LITTLE BUSY ''BUSY'' AT THE MOMENT!



--->'''Barbossa:''' Fine then! Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today-- ''[gets attacked and starts kicking ass]'' --TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YE POXY CUR!

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--->'''Barbossa:''' Fine then! (Summoning up his best attempt at being a "kind-hearted" preacher) Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today-- ''[gets attacked and starts kicking ass]'' --TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YE POXY CUR!



'''Barbossa:''' ''(decides that saying "You may kiss the bride" is too long and decides "fuck it")''...JUST KISS!\\

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'''Barbossa:''' ''(decides that saying "You may kiss the bride" is too long and decides "fuck it")''...JUST KISS!\\'''JUST KISS!'''\\


'''Barbossa:''' AS CAPTAIN, I NOW PRONOUNCE... ''[slams an EITC marine into the wheel]''\\

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'''Barbossa:''' AS CAPTAIN, I NOW PRONOUNCE...PRONOUNCE YOU... ''[slams an EITC marine into the wheel]''\\


-->'''Jack:''' Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. ''[to Giselle]'' Yes, I lied to you. ''[to Scarlett]'' No, I don't love you. ''[to Giselle]'' Of course it makes you look fat. ''[to Scarlett]'' I've never been to Brussels. ''[to Giselle]'' It is pronounced "egregious". ''[to Scarlett]'' By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. ''[to both]'' And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that '''''MY SHIP IS ONCE AGAIN GONE !!!''' Savvy?\\

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-->'''Jack:''' Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. ''[to Giselle]'' Yes, I lied to you. ''[to Scarlett]'' No, I don't love you. ''[to Giselle]'' Of course it makes you look fat. ''[to Scarlett]'' I've never been to Brussels. ''[to Giselle]'' It is pronounced "egregious". ''[to Scarlett]'' By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. ''[to both]'' And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that '''''MY SHIP IS ONCE AGAIN GONE !!!''' GONE!!!''''' Savvy?\\


* When Jack slaps Gibbs (as part of the RunningGag of Jack being slapped by Scarlet and/or Giselle), Gibbs looks pissed for a moment, then sighs and shrugs as if to say, "Yeah, I deserved that."

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* When The AntiClimax with Gibbs having lost the ''Black Pearl'', as Scarlet and Giselle snipe at each other.
-->'''Jack:''' Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. ''[to Giselle]'' Yes, I lied to you. ''[to Scarlett]'' No, I don't love you. ''[to Giselle]'' Of course it makes you look fat. ''[to Scarlett]'' I've never been to Brussels. ''[to Giselle]'' It is pronounced "egregious". ''[to Scarlett]'' By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. ''[to both]'' And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that '''''MY SHIP IS ONCE AGAIN GONE !!!''' Savvy?\\
''[Giselle slaps Jack, Scarlett slaps Jack,
Jack slaps Gibbs (as part of the RunningGag of Jack being slapped by Scarlet and/or Giselle), Gibbs. Gibbs looks pissed for a moment, then sighs and shrugs as if to say, "Yeah, I deserved that.""]''

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** Gibbs then walks off with Scarlet and Giselle: "Tell me, ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?"


--->'''Elizabeth:''' This is madness!\\

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--->'''Elizabeth:''' -->'''Elizabeth:''' This is madness!\\



** Two pirates lord try to kill Barbossa, one suggesting they shoot him, the other suggesting they cut out his tongue.
--->'''Jack:''' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Shoot him, cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And trim that scraggly beard.]]

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** Two pirates lord try Before the fight, after hearing Barbossa's suggestion into freeing Calypso all of the pirate were in an uproar, angrily. One of the pirate lords suggest to kill Barbossa, one suggesting they shoot him, him while the other suggesting they suggest to cut out his tongue.
tongue. Jack's suggestions...
--->'''Jack:''' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Shoot him, him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And trim that scraggly beard.]]


**** Just what NoodleIncident occured to make Barbossa decide to ''train his undead monkey accomplice to '''use a gun'''?''





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\n* Jack is running across the boat like a mad man, with no-one understanding. Then Barbossa looks at the map, agrees that, actually, Jack is ''right'', and everyone joins in.


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** Also, the hilarious OhCrap expression on Beckett's face as Jack lights the fuse, before Beckett promptly dives for cover as the cannon fires.


** Shortly afterwards, the rest of the crew comes in from the steam room. The highlight of this charge is Marty holding a gun as big as he is... and when he fires, the knockback blasts him right back into the hole in the floor.

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** Shortly afterwards, the rest of the crew comes in from the steam room. The highlight of this charge is Marty holding a gun as big as he is... and when he fires, [[RecoiledAcrossTheRoom the knockback blasts him right back into the hole in the floor.]]

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** The fact that Barbossa, on the other hand, just looks bored - he's known Jack for so long now that nothing surprises him anymore.


** Shortly afterwards, the rest of the crew comes in from the steam room. The highlight of this charge is a midget holding a gun as big as he is... and when he fires, the knockback blasts him right back into the hole in the floor.

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** Shortly afterwards, the rest of the crew comes in from the steam room. The highlight of this charge is a midget Marty holding a gun as big as he is... and when he fires, the knockback blasts him right back into the hole in the floor.


-->'''Jack:''' And ''this'' is what you arrived at?
** He then ''breathes'' into Will's face, sending him over the edge with his stench alone.

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-->'''Jack:''' And ''this'' is what you arrived at?
at? Lead Cutler Beckett to Shipwreck Cove as to gain his trust and accomplish your own ends? [[BlatantLies It's like you don't know me at all.]]
** He then ''breathes'' into Will's face, sending him over the edge with his stench alone. As Will grabs onto the last barrel, Jack shouts out to send his regards to Davy Jones.
-->'''Will:''' I ''hate'' him.

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** Jack's glorious rebuttal to Barbossa claiming Calypso will grant them boons in exchange for freeing her.
--->'''Jack:''' Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I.

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