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* After abducting the infant, Vela, as part of the "Sacrificial Bloodlines" quest in Act 3, we get this gem dropped after stating that you intend to keep her.
-->'''Hiravias''': If you really want an angry orlan screaming and defecating in the middle of the night, [[SelfDeprecatingHumor you could just ask me]].
-->'''Hiravias''': If you really want an angry orlan screaming and defecating in the middle of the night, [[SelfDeprecatingHumor you could just ask me]].
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** And another from that pair.
-->'''Sagani''': Son of a moosefucker!
-->'''Aloth''': I beg your pardon?
-->'''Sagani''': Sorry. Kallu's always telling me to watch my language, 'specially around the kids. Guess I haven't had a reminder in a while.
-->'''Aloth''': What happened?
-->'''Sagani''': One of them heard me tell a joke about a Glamfellen youth with frostbite somewhere... [[GroinAttack sensitive]]. [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Kids repeat everything]].
-->'''Aloth''': I meant just now.
-->'''Sagani''': [[MinorInjuryOverreaction Jammed my thumb]]. Nothing big.
-->'''Sagani''': Son of a moosefucker!
-->'''Aloth''': I beg your pardon?
-->'''Sagani''': Sorry. Kallu's always telling me to watch my language, 'specially around the kids. Guess I haven't had a reminder in a while.
-->'''Aloth''': What happened?
-->'''Sagani''': One of them heard me tell a joke about a Glamfellen youth with frostbite somewhere... [[GroinAttack sensitive]]. [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Kids repeat everything]].
-->'''Aloth''': I meant just now.
-->'''Sagani''': [[MinorInjuryOverreaction Jammed my thumb]]. Nothing big.
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-->'''Sagani''': I lowered my standards starting around year two.
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-->'''Sagani''': I lowered my My standards starting changed around year two.
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* The Watcher first meets Hiravias (noticing a pattern here?) as he's gorging on a [[NauseaFuel fresh, bloody, deer carcass]]. If you agree to have some when he offers "the best part," [[{{Troll}} he proceeds to pull out a long intestine while grinning expectantly]]. If you call his bluff by saying "After you," he'll start eating enthusiastically... only for his face to droop while chewing, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard then finally break down gagging.]]
-->'''Hiravias:''' Ugh! Now I know the last thing it ate was elderberries.
-->'''Hiravias:''' Ugh! Now I know the last thing it ate was elderberries.
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-->'''Pellagina''': We're about to find out if your viscera matche your fur.
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-->'''Pellagina''': We're about to find out if your viscera matche match your fur.
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** And from [[CovertPervert Haravias' end]]...
-->'''Haravias''': So, do you have feathers ''everywhere''?
-->'''Pellagina''': Eccosi?
-->'''Haravias''': You know... does your tiara match your tailfeathers?
-->'''Pellagina''': We're about to find out if your viscera matche your fur.
-->'''Haravias''': Forget I said anything - I rather value my viscera.
-->'''Haravias''': So, do you have feathers ''everywhere''?
-->'''Pellagina''': Eccosi?
-->'''Haravias''': You know... does your tiara match your tailfeathers?
-->'''Pellagina''': We're about to find out if your viscera matche your fur.
-->'''Haravias''': Forget I said anything - I rather value my viscera.
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-->'''Haravias''': What? No. I was spiritshifted, and she was in heat. So I aimed for the throat, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre but not with an arrow]]...
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-->'''Haravias''': What? No. I was spiritshifted, and she was in heat. So I aimed for the throat, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre but not with an arrow]]...arrow]]...
* [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Haravias' nature]] lends itself well to these.
-->'''Durance''': With a cat's nose, how is it you've failed to notice your own rotten stench?
-->'''Haravias''': "Failed to notice"? Hardly - [[InsultBackfire I put work into smelling this way]]!
-->'''Durance''': I should have expected.
-->'''Haravias''': I never know what sort of game is downwind. I need to smell like part of nature, not an interloper.
* [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Haravias' nature]] lends itself well to these.
-->'''Durance''': With a cat's nose, how is it you've failed to notice your own rotten stench?
-->'''Haravias''': "Failed to notice"? Hardly - [[InsultBackfire I put work into smelling this way]]!
-->'''Durance''': I should have expected.
-->'''Haravias''': I never know what sort of game is downwind. I need to smell like part of nature, not an interloper.
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--> '''Hirvias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?
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--> '''Hirvias''': '''Hiravias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?
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-->'''Pellagina''': [[LowerClassLout I guess you can always trust a farm boy's head to go there first]].
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-->'''Pellagina''': [[LowerClassLout I guess you can always trust a farm boy's head to go there first]].first]].
* Sagani and Haravias have this quick exchange.
-->'''Haravias''': ...before I knew it, the stelgaer was on top of me and I was face down in the dirt!
-->'''Sagani''': Arrow to the throat. That stops 'em.
-->'''Haravias''': What? No. I was spiritshifted, and she was in heat. So I aimed for the throat, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre but not with an arrow]]...
* Sagani and Haravias have this quick exchange.
-->'''Haravias''': ...before I knew it, the stelgaer was on top of me and I was face down in the dirt!
-->'''Sagani''': Arrow to the throat. That stops 'em.
-->'''Haravias''': What? No. I was spiritshifted, and she was in heat. So I aimed for the throat, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre but not with an arrow]]...
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* If the Watcher has a background as a nihilistic philosopher, they will have the following response to the revealation that [[spoiler:the Gods aren't real]].
--> '''The Watcher''': I KNEW IT!
--> '''The Watcher''': I KNEW IT!
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** With Kana Rua, he remarks first upon his size, then states that the giant [[VocalDissonance has a better singing than any of the women]] in his tribe - "it's [[StupidSexyFlanders one part unsettling]], [[ArousedByTheirVoice two parts arousing]]... and it makes me wish I still had both ears."
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-->'''Kana Rui''': Every time he goes a little strange in the face I try to see if he can hear anything...It hasn't worked so far. See if you can get him to tell you what the spirit said.
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-->'''Kana Rui''': Every time he goes a little strange in the face I try to see if he can hear anything...It hasn't worked so far. See if you can get him to tell you what the spirit said.said.
* Pellagina's appearance elicits some comments from the others.
-->'''Eder''': So those feathers - that's a blessing of Hylea?
-->'''Pellagina''': So they say.
-->'''Eder''': That's lucky. Where I'm from, we see a feathered lady, we start worrying [[BestialityIsDepraved maybe her dad got frisky with his hens]].
-->'''Pellagina''': [[LowerClassLout I guess you can always trust a farm boy's head to go there first]].
* Pellagina's appearance elicits some comments from the others.
-->'''Eder''': So those feathers - that's a blessing of Hylea?
-->'''Pellagina''': So they say.
-->'''Eder''': That's lucky. Where I'm from, we see a feathered lady, we start worrying [[BestialityIsDepraved maybe her dad got frisky with his hens]].
-->'''Pellagina''': [[LowerClassLout I guess you can always trust a farm boy's head to go there first]].
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* When you make it to the Adra dragon, you can make the following response:
--> '''The Watcher''': I think I'll go back up, count my loot and money. Yup, that's what I'm going to do.
--> '''The Watcher''': I think I'll go back up, count my loot and money. Yup, that's what I'm going to do.
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* In a minor sidequest, a Watcher with a [[AxCrazy properly vicious reputation]] can get a drug lord's mercenary to step aside with the following threat:
--> '''The Watcher''': Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you [[AssShove at both ends]].
--> '''The Watcher''': Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you [[AssShove at both ends]].
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-->'''Aloth''':... But he can't talk.
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--> '''Hirvias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?"
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--> '''Hirvias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?"
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--> '''[[spoiler:Thaos]]''': Have your friends proven a worthy distraction from the pain of ostracism?//
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--> '''[[spoiler:Thaos]]''': Have your friends proven a worthy distraction from the pain of ostracism?//ostracism?
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* At the game's grim climax, Hirvias gives [[spoiler:Thaos]] a [[MoodWhiplash wonderfully crude]] ShutUpHannibal:
--> '''[[spoiler:Thaos]]''': Have your friends proven a worthy distraction from the pain of ostracism?//
--> '''Hirvias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?"
--> '''[[spoiler:Thaos]]''': Have your friends proven a worthy distraction from the pain of ostracism?//
--> '''Hirvias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?"
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* If you successfully infiltrate a secret meeting, an Initiate remarks on your missing mask. If your Resolve is high enough, [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy you can simply ask to "borrow" his, promising to bring it right back]].
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* If you successfully infiltrate a secret meeting, an Initiate remarks on your missing mask. If your Resolve is high enough, [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy [[CuttingTheKnot you can simply ask to "borrow" his, his]], [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy promising to bring it right back]].
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--->'''Hiravias''': Yeah, a cloaca. It's a combination feces chute and [[UnusualEuphemism happy slot]]. Birds usually have these hybrid holes and I figured she might too. [[DefensiveWhat What? Don't look at me like that.]]
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--->'''Hiravias''': Yeah, a cloaca. It's a combination feces chute and [[UnusualEuphemism happy slot]]. Birds usually have these hybrid holes and [[BizarreHumanBiology I figured she might too.too]]. [[DefensiveWhat What? Don't look at me like that.]]
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* Between You and Hiraivias...
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* Between You and Hiraivias...Hiravias...
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--->'''Hiravias''': Yeah, a cloaca. It's a combination feces chute and [[UnusualEuphemism happy slot]]. Birds usually have these hybrid holes and I figured she might to. [[DefensiveWhat What? Don't look at me like that.]]
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--->'''Hiravias''': Yeah, a cloaca. It's a combination feces chute and [[UnusualEuphemism happy slot]]. Birds usually have these hybrid holes and I figured she might to.too. [[DefensiveWhat What? Don't look at me like that.]]
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* You can ask Hiravias his opinion about the other party members.
** In regards to Pellagina, he admires her zeal and wonders whether she has a cloaca or not. [[SchmuckBait The Watcher can ask what a cloaca is]].
--->'''Hiravias''': Yeah, a cloaca. It's a combination feces chute and [[UnusualEuphemism happy slot]]. Birds usually have these hybrid holes and I figured she might to. [[DefensiveWhat What? Don't look at me like that.]]
** In regards to Durance, he can express gratitude that, in comparison to the Priest, he comes off as the sane one.
** Aloth he doesn't mind too much, except for the fact that he could use the stick up Aloth's ass as a tent-pole.
** In regards to Pellagina, he admires her zeal and wonders whether she has a cloaca or not. [[SchmuckBait The Watcher can ask what a cloaca is]].
--->'''Hiravias''': Yeah, a cloaca. It's a combination feces chute and [[UnusualEuphemism happy slot]]. Birds usually have these hybrid holes and I figured she might to. [[DefensiveWhat What? Don't look at me like that.]]
** In regards to Durance, he can express gratitude that, in comparison to the Priest, he comes off as the sane one.
** Aloth he doesn't mind too much, except for the fact that he could use the stick up Aloth's ass as a tent-pole.
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* When discussing what Durance means by "testing" you, he states that "If you strike a lie at the knee... why, you make a cripple with but one leg to stand on". You can then ask [[DeadpanSnarker if that's why he carries the staff]], [[ActuallyPrettyFunny earning a laugh from him.]]
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* When discussing what Durance means by "testing" you, he states that "If you strike a lie at the knee... why, you make a cripple with but one leg to stand on". You can then ask [[DeadpanSnarker [[LiteralMinded if that's why he carries the staff]], [[ActuallyPrettyFunny earning a laugh from him.]]
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-->'''The Watcher''': What a coincidence. [[YourMom I TOO came from your mother's crotch.]]
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-->'''The Watcher''': What a coincidence. [[YourMom I TOO came from your mother's crotch.]]]]
-->'''Hiraivias''': Only I'm allowed to insult my mother, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny but seeing your dedication to banter]], I'll let this one slide.
* Sagani is skeptical of the Watcher's ability to perceive souls. When she finally sees you in action, she changes her tune. However..
-->'''Sagani''': Forgive me if I was a little...skeptical of your abilities before. I can't say I've met a real Watcher before.
-->'''Eder''': Oh don't worry about him. He just likes doing that from time to time. Seems to cheer him up, so I just let him.
-->'''Aloth''': Once you've seen it a few times, the shock wears off.
-->'''Kana Rui''': Every time he goes a little strange in the face I try to see if he can hear anything...It hasn't worked so far. See if you can get him to tell you what the spirit said.
-->'''Hiraivias''': Only I'm allowed to insult my mother, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny but seeing your dedication to banter]], I'll let this one slide.
* Sagani is skeptical of the Watcher's ability to perceive souls. When she finally sees you in action, she changes her tune. However..
-->'''Sagani''': Forgive me if I was a little...skeptical of your abilities before. I can't say I've met a real Watcher before.
-->'''Eder''': Oh don't worry about him. He just likes doing that from time to time. Seems to cheer him up, so I just let him.
-->'''Aloth''': Once you've seen it a few times, the shock wears off.
-->'''Kana Rui''': Every time he goes a little strange in the face I try to see if he can hear anything...It hasn't worked so far. See if you can get him to tell you what the spirit said.
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-->'''Sagani''': How's the hand?
-->'''Eder''': Turning purple.
-->'''Eder''': Turning purple.
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-->'''Eder''': If I'm not supposed to pet him, why is he so soft?soft?!
* Aloth and Sagani:
-->'''Aloth''': So... you've been traveling completely alone for five years?
-->'''Sagani''': I've had Ituumak.
-->'''Aloth''':... But he can't talk.
-->'''Sagani''': I lowered my standards starting around year two.
* Aloth and Sagani:
-->'''Aloth''': So... you've been traveling completely alone for five years?
-->'''Sagani''': I've had Ituumak.
-->'''Aloth''':... But he can't talk.
-->'''Sagani''': I lowered my standards starting around year two.
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* When discussing what Durance means by "testing" you, he states that "If you strike a lie at the knee... why, you make a cripple with but one leg to stand on". You can then ask [[DeadpanSnarker if that's why he carries the staff]], earning a laugh from him.
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* When discussing what Durance means by "testing" you, he states that "If you strike a lie at the knee... why, you make a cripple with but one leg to stand on". You can then ask [[DeadpanSnarker if that's why he carries the staff]], [[ActuallyPrettyFunny earning a laugh from him.]]
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* When discussing what Durance means by "testing" you, he states that "If you strike a lie at the knee... why, you make a cripple with but one leg to stand on". You can then ask [[DeadpanSnarker if that's why he carries the staff]], earning a laugh from him.
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* If you successfully infiltrate a secret meeting, an Initiate remarks on your missing mask. If your Resolve is high enough, [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy you can simply ask to "borrow" his, promising to bring it right back]].
-->'''Aloth''': ''(Muttering between clenched teeth)'' You ''can't'' be serious.
-->'''Aloth''': ''(Muttering between clenched teeth)'' You ''can't'' be serious.
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-->'''Sagani''': I warned you not to pet him.
-->'''Eder''': If I'm not supposed to pet him, why is he so soft?
-->'''Sagani''': I warned you not to pet him.
-->'''Eder''': If I'm not supposed to pet him, why is he so soft?
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!!Party Banter
* Between Eder and Sagani...
-->'''Eder''': Sagani, does your fox bite?
-->'''Sagani''': [[BluntYes Yes]].
-->'''Eder''': ...can I pet him anyway?
-->'''Sagani''': It's your hand.
-->'''Eder''': I'm gonna pet 'im!
* Between You and Hiraivias...
-->'''The Watcher''': Where are you from, originally?
-->'''Hiraivias''': My mother's crotch.
-->'''The Watcher''': What a coincidence. [[YourMom I TOO came from your mother's crotch.]]
* Between Eder and Sagani...
-->'''Eder''': Sagani, does your fox bite?
-->'''Sagani''': [[BluntYes Yes]].
-->'''Eder''': ...can I pet him anyway?
-->'''Sagani''': It's your hand.
-->'''Eder''': I'm gonna pet 'im!
* Between You and Hiraivias...
-->'''The Watcher''': Where are you from, originally?
-->'''Hiraivias''': My mother's crotch.
-->'''The Watcher''': What a coincidence. [[YourMom I TOO came from your mother's crotch.]]
