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* If you're using WTFBM [[GameMod Hud modification]] [[spoiler: Which stands for "Where's The [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Bank Manager?"]], it features some pretty amusing messages at the start of a heist. Also, one of the messages contains a [[TakeThat giant "Fuck You"]] towards the law enforcement in the game:

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* If you're using WTFBM [[GameMod Hud modification]] [[spoiler: Which stands for "Where's The [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Bank Manager?"]], Manager?", it features some pretty amusing messages at the start of a heist. Also, one of the messages contains a [[TakeThat giant "Fuck You"]] towards the law enforcement in the game:
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--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].

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--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].it.
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--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].

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--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].
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--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].

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--> '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].it]].
* The STRYK pistol from the Wolf Pack DLC has some pretty amusing description in the end.
--> ''9mm. [[MoreDakka Full auto]]. Low recoil. The military has it. The police have it. Now you have it. The STRYK is an easy to use fully automatic pistol, specifically designed to fight crime. [[MoodWhiplash Wait a minute...]]''
** It's also ironic that the STRYK pistol has a rather abnormal recoil despite it's description [[BlatantLies claims that the weapon itself has low recoil]]. And also it's used by Shields (albeit appearing [[PaletteSwap AND being a modified B9-S]]), [[CaptainObvious though]].
* Speaking of Wolf Pack DLC, there's an achievement that involves beating a heist with the STRYK pistol, the AK Rifle, the [=GL40=] [[StuffBlowingUp grenade launcher]], [[OverlyLongGag Toolkit upgrade, Sentry Gun equipment and Big Game Hunters crew bonuses]]. The achievement name? '''[[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Detective Gadget]]'''.
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it's literally called WTFBM in the readme come on


* If you're using WTFBU [[GameMod Hud modification]] [[spoiler: Which stands for "Where's The [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Bank Manager?"]], it features some pretty amusing messages at the start of a heist. Also, one of the messages contains a [[TakeThat giant "Fuck You"]] towards the law enforcement in the game:
--> '''WTFBU:''' Technically, you can't prove that [[CrossesTheLineTwice billions of Hitlers]] aren't densely packed in everywhere [[CaptainObvious except where you're looking]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' Aren't cops also civilians? [[WhatTheHellHero What's with that, Bain]]?
--> '''WTFBU:''' Today's forecast: [[OhCrap Cloudy with a chance of Bulldozers]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense How do you hide an LMG in a coat, anyway]]?
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[FunetikAksent I vanted]] [[VideoGame/DeusEx orange]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Do not pet the Cacodemon]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[StopHavingFunGuys All the fun stuff]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor is illegal]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[YouBastard You maniacs]]! [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes You blew it up]]!
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3d Those blue-shirt bastards are gonna pay for blowing up my getaway]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].

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* If you're using WTFBU WTFBM [[GameMod Hud modification]] [[spoiler: Which stands for "Where's The [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Bank Manager?"]], it features some pretty amusing messages at the start of a heist. Also, one of the messages contains a [[TakeThat giant "Fuck You"]] towards the law enforcement in the game:
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' Technically, you can't prove that [[CrossesTheLineTwice billions of Hitlers]] aren't densely packed in everywhere [[CaptainObvious except where you're looking]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' Aren't cops also civilians? [[WhatTheHellHero What's with that, Bain]]?
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' Today's forecast: [[OhCrap Cloudy with a chance of Bulldozers]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense How do you hide an LMG in a coat, anyway]]?
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' [[FunetikAksent I vanted]] [[VideoGame/DeusEx orange]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Do not pet the Cacodemon]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' [[StopHavingFunGuys All the fun stuff]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor is illegal]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' [[YouBastard You maniacs]]! [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes You blew it up]]!
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3d Those blue-shirt bastards are gonna pay for blowing up my getaway]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' '''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].
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WTFBU Hud mod.


* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.

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* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.door.
* If you're using WTFBU [[GameMod Hud modification]] [[spoiler: Which stands for "Where's The [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Bank Manager?"]], it features some pretty amusing messages at the start of a heist. Also, one of the messages contains a [[TakeThat giant "Fuck You"]] towards the law enforcement in the game:
--> '''WTFBU:''' Technically, you can't prove that [[CrossesTheLineTwice billions of Hitlers]] aren't densely packed in everywhere [[CaptainObvious except where you're looking]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' Aren't cops also civilians? [[WhatTheHellHero What's with that, Bain]]?
--> '''WTFBU:''' Today's forecast: [[OhCrap Cloudy with a chance of Bulldozers]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense How do you hide an LMG in a coat, anyway]]?
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[FunetikAksent I vanted]] [[VideoGame/DeusEx orange]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Do not pet the Cacodemon]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[StopHavingFunGuys All the fun stuff]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor is illegal]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[YouBastard You maniacs]]! [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes You blew it up]]!
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3d Those blue-shirt bastards are gonna pay for blowing up my getaway]].
--> '''WTFBU:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] [[MostAnnoyingSound Go get it]].

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Cut all of the PAYDAY 2 entries - they belong on the PAYDAY 2 page


* In the sequel the stealth aspect has become a much more viable tactic, as such the crew gains the ability to answer the radios of downed guards to convince their comrades that nothing's out of the ordinary. Some of the responses are just plain dumb.

--> '''Dallas''' "Oh no, it's fine I just [Imitates coughing] have a bit of a cold, that's all."
--> '''Wolf:''' "Sorry, saw a cockroach, freaked out a little, no biggie."
--> '''Chains:''' "Sorry...yeah...I accidentally cut my hand on my belt..."
--> '''Chains:''' "Uh... nothing... Just a normal day in... Normalville, heh."
--> '''Dallas:''' "Oh, it's nothing, I just...banged my head on the toilet, that's all."
--> '''Chains:''' "Heh, oh, just saw my ex-wife and my neighbor, how fucked up is that?"
--> '''Chains:''' "I had a dream that I was a dog, fucking Pekinese!"

--> '''Operator:''' "Uhm... Okay, just don't let it happen again."
** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]], which range from the typical "Everything is cool here" to "I thought I saw my ex wife!"
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] is ''[[YouNoTakeCandle horrible]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]] Bonus points for his usual LargeHam persona [[ShrinkingViolet quickly become awkward and stuttering]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas]] [[RefugeInAudacity comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toilet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Houston/New Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]
* In the Watchdogs mission: the boatman's reaction to the player fumbling a cocaine duffle bag pass worth hundred grand.
--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"/"Stop throwing the bags into the fucking water!"
* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.
* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].
* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, [[StuffBlowingUp which makes the meth lab explode]]:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!
** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].
** Some of Bain's suggestions are also pretty funny.
--> ''(when suggesting caustic soda)'' Says we need [[RougeAnglesOfSatin club soda]] to get this temperature up...Sounds odd. What have we got?
--> I'm just guessing at this point, these internet descriptions are iffy.
--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.
* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.
* The Cloaker in ''PAYDAY 2''; not only does he have some bad ass one liners, he also has several lines that make fun of you or breaks the fourth wall after he takes you down, saying stuff like "Now go on the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!" or "I got your DLC right here!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP3TLiJj18 You can listen to the rest here]].

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* In the sequel the stealth aspect has become a much more viable tactic, as such the crew gains the ability to answer the radios of downed guards to convince their comrades that nothing's out of the ordinary. Some of the responses are just plain dumb.

--> '''Dallas''' "Oh no, it's fine I just [Imitates coughing] have a bit of a cold, that's all."
--> '''Wolf:''' "Sorry, saw a cockroach, freaked out a little, no biggie."
--> '''Chains:''' "Sorry...yeah...I accidentally cut my hand on my belt..."
--> '''Chains:''' "Uh... nothing... Just a normal day in... Normalville, heh."
--> '''Dallas:''' "Oh, it's nothing, I just...banged my head on the toilet, that's all."
--> '''Chains:''' "Heh, oh, just saw my ex-wife and my neighbor, how fucked up is that?"
--> '''Chains:''' "I had a dream that I was a dog, fucking Pekinese!"

--> '''Operator:''' "Uhm... Okay, just don't let it happen again."
** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]], which range from the typical "Everything is cool here" to "I thought I saw my ex wife!"
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] is ''[[YouNoTakeCandle horrible]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]] Bonus points for his usual LargeHam persona [[ShrinkingViolet quickly become awkward and stuttering]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas]] [[RefugeInAudacity comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toilet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Houston/New Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]
* In the Watchdogs mission: the boatman's reaction to the player fumbling a cocaine duffle bag pass worth hundred grand.
--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"/"Stop throwing the bags into the fucking water!"
* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.
* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].
* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, [[StuffBlowingUp which makes the meth lab explode]]:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!
** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].
** Some of Bain's suggestions are also pretty funny.
--> ''(when suggesting caustic soda)'' Says we need [[RougeAnglesOfSatin club soda]] to get this temperature up...Sounds odd. What have we got?
--> I'm just guessing at this point, these internet descriptions are iffy.
--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.
* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.
* The Cloaker in ''PAYDAY 2''; not only does he have some bad ass one liners, he also has several lines that make fun of you or breaks the fourth wall after he takes you down, saying stuff like "Now go on the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!" or "I got your DLC right here!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP3TLiJj18 You can listen to the rest here]].
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Houston/New Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is doing it.]]
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* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.

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* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.games.
* The Cloaker in ''PAYDAY 2''; not only does he have some bad ass one liners, he also has several lines that make fun of you or breaks the fourth wall after he takes you down, saying stuff like "Now go on the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!" or "I got your DLC right here!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP3TLiJj18 You can listen to the rest here]].
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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.

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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredient)''.''(ingredient)''.
* Pretty much the entire Payday Christmas Album. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.
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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredent)''.

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--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredent)''.''(ingredient)''.
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** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].

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** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].achievement]].
** Some of Bain's suggestions are also pretty funny.
--> ''(when suggesting caustic soda)'' Says we need [[RougeAnglesOfSatin club soda]] to get this temperature up...Sounds odd. What have we got?
--> I'm just guessing at this point, these internet descriptions are iffy.
--> Fuck me, we need those cooks. I'm going with ''(ingredent)''.

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** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toliet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is.]]

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** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] ''[[YouNoTakeCandle horrible]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]
]] Bonus points for his usual LargeHam persona [[ShrinkingViolet quickly become awkward and stuttering]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas Dallas]] [[RefugeInAudacity comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toliet]].
toilet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton Hoxton]] [[OnlySaneMan has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is.is doing it.]]



* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, which makes the meth lab explode:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!

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* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, [[StuffBlowingUp which makes the meth lab explode:
explode]]:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!careful!
** For extra funsies, doing so gets the "[[TooDumbToLive F in Chemistry]]" achievement: there are dozens of videos online showing how to get this achievement, essentially meaning dozens of videos wherein the crew [[ExplosiveStupidity deliberately mixes in the wrong ingredient at the start]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense just to get an achievement]].
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* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].

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* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].it]].
* Bain in ''PAYDAY 2'' scolding the crew for botching the meth cooking in day 1 of Rats after telling them to not use the wrong ingredients, which makes the meth lab explode:
--> '''Bain''': [[BigWhat What!?]] Guys! I told you to be careful!

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** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]].
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] [[[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]

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** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]].
here]], which range from the typical "Everything is cool here" to "I thought I saw my ex wife!"
** [[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] [[[[http://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M at answering the pagers.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i43hYEK4pVo&list=FLZkXAlE7IDcQIpSLLgfbp2g&index=4 Dallas comes up with crazier excuses for the pager, such as banging his head on the toliet]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmsH4FsWXZo&feature=c4-overview&list=UU39mHkY-c48JzrMY57N8hOw Hoxton has the most normal replies for the pager]], [[DeadpanSnarker but also has replies showcasing just how bored he is.]]
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M Wolf is horrible at answering the pagers.]]

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** [[http://www.[[FunnyForeigner Wolf]] [[YouNoTakeCandle is horrible]] [[[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M Wolf is horrible at answering the pagers.]]



* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, don't look directly into it unless you already seen it go off, then don't look at it.

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* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off, then off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it.it]].
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TngW4yn4M Wolf is horrible at answering the pagers.]]
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** You can listen to all of Chain's replies to the pager [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1CS47UpRo&feature=player_embedded here]].
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--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"

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--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"
water?!"/"Stop throwing the bags into the fucking water!"
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--> '''Chains:''' "I had a dream that I was a dog, fucking Pekinese!"
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* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.

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* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.door.
* ''PAYDAY 2'' sometimes has Bain warn you about flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, don't look directly into it unless you already seen it go off, then don't look at it.
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--> '''Chains:''' "Heh, oh, just saw my ex-wife and her new boyfriend, how fucked up is that?"

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--> '''Chains:''' "Heh, oh, just saw my ex-wife and her new boyfriend, my neighbor, how fucked up is that?"
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--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"

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--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"water?!"

* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.
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--> '''Operator:''' "Uhm... Okay, just don't let it happen again."

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--> '''Operator:''' "Uhm... Okay, just don't let it happen again.""

* In the Watchdogs mission: the boatman's reaction to the player fumbling a cocaine duffle bag pass worth hundred grand.

--> '''Boatman:''' "You threw it in the water?!"
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--> '''Chains:''' "Heh, oh, just saw my ex-wife and her new boyfriend, how fucked up is that?"
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--> '''Dallas:''' "Oh, it's nothing, I just...banged my head on the toilet, that's all."
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--> '''Chains:''' "Sorry...yeah...I accidentally cut my hand on my belt..."

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--> '''Chains:''' "Sorry...yeah...I accidentally cut my hand on my belt..."
--> '''Chains:''' "Uh... nothing... Just a normal day in... Normalville, heh."

--> '''Operator:''' "Uhm... Okay, just don't let it happen again.
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--> '''Wolf:''' "Sorry, saw a cockroach, freaked out a little, no biggie."

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--> '''Wolf:''' "Sorry, saw a cockroach, freaked out a little, no biggie."
--> '''Chains:''' "Sorry...yeah...I accidentally cut my hand on my belt...
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* In the sequel the stealth aspect has become a much more viable tactic, as such the crew gains the ability to answer the radios of downed guards to convince their comrades that nothing's out of the ordinary. Some of the responses are just plain dumb.

--> '''Dallas''' "Oh no, it's fine I just [Imitates coughing] have a bit of a cold, that's all."
--> '''Wolf:''' "Sorry, saw a cockroach, freaked out a little, no biggie."

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