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1	* The saw in the No Mercy mission, which is hidden in the ass of a large, pink stuffed animal. Resulting in the comical sight of an adorable stuffed toy with its rear stuck to a door, shaking and sparking. For several minutes per door.
2	* If you're using WTFBM [[GameMod Hud modification]] Which stands for "Where's The [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] Bank Manager?", it features some pretty amusing messages at the start of a heist. Also, one of the messages contains a [[TakeThat giant "Fuck You"]] towards the law enforcement in the game:
3	-->'''WTFBM:''' Technically, you can't prove that [[CrossesTheLineTwice billions of Hitlers]] aren't densely packed in everywhere [[CaptainObvious except where you're looking]].\
4	'''WTFBM:''' Aren't cops also civilians? [[WhatTheHellHero What's with that, Bain]]?\
5	'''WTFBM:''' Today's forecast: [[OhCrap Cloudy with a chance of Bulldozers]].\
6	'''WTFBM:''' [[ViolationOfCommonSense How do you hide an LMG in a coat, anyway]]?\
7	'''WTFBM:''' [[FunetikAksent I vanted]] [[VideoGame/DeusEx orange]].\
8	'''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Do not pet the Cacodemon]].\
9	'''WTFBM:''' [[StopHavingFunGuys All the fun stuff]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor is illegal]].\
10	'''WTFBM:''' [[YouBastard You maniacs]]! [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 You blew it up]]!\
11	'''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3d Those blue-shirt bastards are gonna pay for blowing up my getaway]].\
12	'''WTFBM:''' [[VideoGame/Payday2 Guys, the thermal drill.]] Go get it.
13	* The STRYK pistol from the Wolf Pack DLC has some pretty amusing description in the end.
14	-->''9mm. [[MoreDakka Full auto]]. Low recoil. The military has it. The police have it. Now you have it. The STRYK is an easy to use fully automatic pistol, specifically designed to fight crime. [[MoodWhiplash Wait a minute...]]''
15	** It's also ironic that the STRYK pistol has a rather abnormal recoil despite its description [[BlatantLies claims that the weapon itself has low recoil]]. And also it's used by Shields (albeit appearing [[PaletteSwap AND being a modified B9-S]]), [[CaptainObvious though]].

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