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** Although thats the name of his band, so...
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** And Piper's response after traumatising the kids? "Bitches gots to learn".
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* Fig complains about how she was in the concert audience when Music/BruceSpringsteen was filming his "Dancing in the Dark" video and rants that had she been picked to dance on stage rather than Creator/CourtneyCox, she'd be a famous star. Caputo is astounded that Fig honestly believes Cox was "chosen at random" rather than ''specifically cast'' for the part.
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* Fig complains about how she was in the concert audience when Music/BruceSpringsteen was filming his "Dancing in the Dark" video and rants that had she been picked to dance on stage rather than Creator/CourtneyCox, Creator/CourteneyCox, she'd be a famous star. Caputo is astounded that Fig honestly believes Cox was "chosen at random" rather than ''specifically cast'' for the part.
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* Fig complains about how she was in the concert audience when Music/BruceSpringsteen was filming his "Dancing in the Dark" video and rants that had she been picked to dance on stage rather than Creator/CourtneyCox, she'd be a famous star. Caputo is astounded that Fig honestly believes Cox was "chosen at random" rather than ''specifically cast'' for the part.
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-->'''Taystee:''' (gravely) ''Winnie The Pooh: The Ghetto Years''.
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-->'''Taystee:''' (gravely) ''Winnie The Pooh: The Ghetto Years''.Tales from the Ghetto''.
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* When Piper is trying to guess the bad news that her brother and mother are keeping from her, it ends up turning into a ''game''.
-->'''Piper''': God damn it! Did Daddy lose his job? Did your house burn down?
-->'''Cal''': No.
-->'''Piper''': Did my house burn down?
-->'''Carol''': No, darling, it isn't property.
-->'''Cal''': No hints, please.
-->'''Piper''': So it's a person?
-->'''Cal''': Yeah.
-->'''Piper''': Is Daddy sick? Dead? Is Daddy dead?
-->'''Carol''': Darling, Daddy is fine. Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for that.
-->'''Cal''': Keep going. You're getting warmer.
-->'''Piper''': Daddy's fine, but Danny? Polly? Larry? Grandmother! Grandmother's dead! Gran Dying! Grandmother's dying! *starts cheering and high-fives her brother* Yes! Grandmother's dying! Grandmother's dying! *then it suddenly dawns on her* ''Oh, no. Oh, my God.''
-->'''Piper''': God damn it! Did Daddy lose his job? Did your house burn down?
-->'''Cal''': No.
-->'''Piper''': Did my house burn down?
-->'''Carol''': No, darling, it isn't property.
-->'''Cal''': No hints, please.
-->'''Piper''': So it's a person?
-->'''Cal''': Yeah.
-->'''Piper''': Is Daddy sick? Dead? Is Daddy dead?
-->'''Carol''': Darling, Daddy is fine. Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for that.
-->'''Cal''': Keep going. You're getting warmer.
-->'''Piper''': Daddy's fine, but Danny? Polly? Larry? Grandmother! Grandmother's dead! Gran Dying! Grandmother's dying! *starts cheering and high-fives her brother* Yes! Grandmother's dying! Grandmother's dying! *then it suddenly dawns on her* ''Oh, no. Oh, my God.''
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* Leanne and Angie show up briefly in the finale. Angie pantses Leanne...outside, while its snowing.
-->'''Leanne''':Damn it Ange! Its too cold for this!
-->'''Angie''': What? Its funny.
-->'''Leanne''':Damn it Ange! Its too cold for this!
-->'''Angie''': What? Its funny.
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* In he finale, Tastee calls Judy King to ask for help setting up micro-loans for recently released inmates
-->'''Tastee''':It all starts with people learnin' how to handle they money. Cause if you don't understand your financials, you headed straight into trouble.
-->'''Judy''': You do realize you're speaking to someone who went to prison for tax evasion?
-->'''Tastee''':It all starts with people learnin' how to handle they money. Cause if you don't understand your financials, you headed straight into trouble.
-->'''Judy''': You do realize you're speaking to someone who went to prison for tax evasion?
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** As the cop is demolished after the chickens are used to hide drugs, Suzzane realizes something:
--->'''Suzanne''': We never prepared them for life on the outside....No wonder they turned to drugs.
--->'''Suzanne''': We never prepared them for life on the outside....No wonder they turned to drugs.
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* The chicken coop provides some hilarious meta-commentary on prison, especially as Suzanne and Lolly debate the ethics and effectiveness of isolating chickens for misbehavior.
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* The chicken coop provides some hilarious meta-commentary on prison, especially as Suzanne and Lolly debate the ethics and effectiveness of isolating chickens for misbehavior.
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* When Mendoza's tía is sticking up for her against her DomesticAbuser husband, she calls him a "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking beaner]]." He says beaner's for Mexicans and he's Dominican. Her response is hilarious despite the emotional intensity of the scene: "[[DeadpanSnarker It's hate speech.]] It's not meant to be [[CaptainObvious accurate]]. It's meant to be [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment hateful]]."
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* When Mendoza's tía is sticking up for her against her DomesticAbuser {{Domestic Abuse}}r husband, she calls him a "[[PrecisionFStrike fucking beaner]]." He says beaner's for Mexicans and he's Dominican. Her response is hilarious despite the emotional intensity of the scene: "[[DeadpanSnarker It's hate speech.]] It's not meant to be [[CaptainObvious accurate]]. It's meant to be [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment hateful]]."
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* In 'Ching Chong Chang" Red and Gloria commiserate over their terrible familes
-->'''Red''': He (Dimitri) is a worthless mushroom of a man.
-->'''Gloria''': I've known a few of those.
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should give up and be gay.
-->'''Gloria''': We got the [[BoyishShortHair haircuts]]
* Lolly, last seen in Chicago during the events of "Thirst Bird", is transferred to Litchfield. Piper manages to talk to her, and corrects her mistaken impression that Piper killed Pennsatucky.
-->'''Lolly''':Oh, you're the murderer!
-->'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, but its fine. She's fine. She probably took you on a tour when you first got here
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Piper''': I didn't kill her
-->'''Lolly''': The little wiry one?
-->'''Piper''': Yeah.
-->'''Lolly''': Yeah, you should have killed her
-->'''Red''': He (Dimitri) is a worthless mushroom of a man.
-->'''Gloria''': I've known a few of those.
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should give up and be gay.
-->'''Gloria''': We got the [[BoyishShortHair haircuts]]
* Lolly, last seen in Chicago during the events of "Thirst Bird", is transferred to Litchfield. Piper manages to talk to her, and corrects her mistaken impression that Piper killed Pennsatucky.
-->'''Lolly''':Oh, you're the murderer!
-->'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, but its fine. She's fine. She probably took you on a tour when you first got here
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Piper''': I didn't kill her
-->'''Lolly''': The little wiry one?
-->'''Piper''': Yeah.
-->'''Lolly''': Yeah, you should have killed her
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* Gina realizes that Norma-worship ''might'' be a flawed religion after Angie's accidental release:
-->'''Gina''': I guess she lost faith. Either that or there is some kind of flaw in our randomly-improvised Norma-based theological system.
-->'''Gina''': I guess she lost faith. Either that or there is some kind of flaw in our randomly-improvised Norma-based theological system.
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* Soso attempts a ''Film/SayAnything''-esce SerenadeYourLover move to win back Poussey after making some very racist assumptions. Except this is prison, so she is holding a tiny radio over her head in the hall. And the radio is on a [[NotHelpingYourCase rap station]]...
-->'''Soso''': It's not a presumption about you liking rap. Its just, [=AM=] 700 [=The OG=] is the only station that comes in clear.
-->'''Soso''': It's not a presumption about you liking rap. Its just, [=AM=] 700 [=The OG=] is the only station that comes in clear.
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* Piper, in an attempt to bring back kickball, visits Florida (95% TheOldConvict) in search of recruits. [=CO=] Dixon is...less than convinced.
-->'''Dixon''': I don't know. This doesn't look like the best place to recruit athletes.
-->'''Piper''': We need to look under every rock.
--> ''{{beat}}''
-->'''Piper''': Even the old and disabled rocks.
-->'''Dixon''': I don't know. This doesn't look like the best place to recruit athletes.
-->'''Piper''': We need to look under every rock.
--> ''{{beat}}''
-->'''Piper''': Even the old and disabled rocks.
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-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/GreatExpectations.''\\
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''\\
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I guess?\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B. Traven.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some respect?\\
'''Daya:''' Sorry. My condolences.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go ahead.\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel Nutkins''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The Jonathans''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree dramatically)''.\\
-->'''Taystee:''' God Bless!\\
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''\\
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I guess?\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B. Traven.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some respect?\\
'''Daya:''' Sorry. My condolences.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go ahead.\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel Nutkins''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The Jonathans''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree dramatically)''.\\
-->'''Taystee:''' God Bless!\\
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-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/GreatExpectations.''\\
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:'''''
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''\\
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:'''''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, Iguess?\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:'''guess?
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B.Traven.\\
'''Taystee:'''Traven.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show somerespect?\\
'''Daya:'''respect?
-->'''Daya:''' Sorry. Mycondolences.\\
'''Taystee:'''condolences.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Goahead.\\
'''Poussey:'''ahead.
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of SquirrelNutkins''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:'''Nutkins''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''TheJonathans''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:'''Jonathans''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a treedramatically)''.\\
-->'''Taystee:''' God Bless!\\dramatically)''.
-->'''Taystee:'''God Bless!
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:'''
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:'''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:'''
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B.
'''Taystee:'''
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some
'''Daya:'''
-->'''Daya:''' Sorry. My
'''Taystee:'''
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go
'''Poussey:'''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:'''
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:'''
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree
-->'''Taystee:''' God Bless!\\
-->'''Taystee:'''God Bless!
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-->'''Jack Pearson:''' What seems to be the problem?\\
'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse blew.\\
'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself, honey?]]\\
''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her voice]''\\
'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse blew.\\
'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself, honey?]]\\
''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her voice]''\\
'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
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-->'''Jack Pearson:''' What seems to be the problem?\\
'''Chapman:'''problem?
-->'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuseblew.\\
'''Jackblew.
-->'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself,honey?]]\\
''[Caputohoney?]]
-->''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects hervoice]''\\
'''Chapman:'''voice]''
-->'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
'''Chapman:'''
-->'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse
'''Jack
-->'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself,
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-->''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her
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-->'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
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* After everyone is back from the lake, Pisscatella attempts to count heads in the White dorm...except no one is sure [[SpellMyNameWithAnS how to spell]] Kukudio's name, and [[CloudCuckooLander Lolly]] isn't helping.
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate White, who is your roomate?
-->'''Lolly''': We're not really friends. She might be working for the other side. Not that she's a muderer...well she could be.
-->'''Alex''': Kukudio is missing. And Whitehill is a little unique.
-->'''Piscatella''': Can you spell that?
-->'''Alex''': K-U-K-U-D-I-O. Could be K-U-C-K
-->'''Frieda''': I don't think there is a "C" in there. I think its only the two "K"s.
-->'''Piscatella''': I don't recall asking you.
--> ''gets in Gina's face''
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate Murphy, can you corroborate the information Inmate Vause is sharing with me?
-->'''Gina''': I would say that Whitehill is unique. Not sure about the spelling thing.
-->'''Piper''': "You are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else." Margret Mead.
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate White, who is your roomate?
-->'''Lolly''': We're not really friends. She might be working for the other side. Not that she's a muderer...well she could be.
-->'''Alex''': Kukudio is missing. And Whitehill is a little unique.
-->'''Piscatella''': Can you spell that?
-->'''Alex''': K-U-K-U-D-I-O. Could be K-U-C-K
-->'''Frieda''': I don't think there is a "C" in there. I think its only the two "K"s.
-->'''Piscatella''': I don't recall asking you.
--> ''gets in Gina's face''
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate Murphy, can you corroborate the information Inmate Vause is sharing with me?
-->'''Gina''': I would say that Whitehill is unique. Not sure about the spelling thing.
-->'''Piper''': "You are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else." Margret Mead.
* Suzanne begging Caputo through the fence to please, let her back to prison, after she returns late from the lake.
* Suzanne imitating a song from Judy's puppet show using a sock puppet.
* Suzanne imitating a song from Judy's puppet show using a sock puppet.
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* Suzanne begging Caputo through the fence to please, let her back to prison, after she returns late from the lake.
* Suzanne imitating a song from Judy's puppet show using a sock puppet.
* Suzanne imitating a song from Judy's puppet show using a sock puppet.
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** Piper being [[{{Bookworm}} Piper]], she then throws in her mandatory literary reference.
-->'''Piper''': That I will do with you what the spring does with cherry trees, but in a prison way. Creator/PabloNeruda.
-->'''Piper''': That I will do with you what the spring does with cherry trees, but in a prison way. Creator/PabloNeruda.
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** Also, this conversation, during [[spoiler: [[CrowningMomentofAwesome Miss Rosa's escape]]]]:
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** Also, this conversation, during [[spoiler: [[CrowningMomentofAwesome [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Miss Rosa's escape]]]]:
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* Maritza and Flaca making YouTube videos but the comments are all from horny guys attracted to Maritza.
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* Maritza and Flaca making YouTube Website/YouTube videos but the comments are all from horny guys attracted to Maritza.
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* Freida's WoundedGazelleGambit when she finds her real hitman.
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* Frieda is worried that Barb or Carol is going to use Suzanne to kill her.
-->'''Suzanne''': I promise, I'll tell you first if someone wants me to kill you.
-->'''Suzanne''': I promise, I'll tell you first if someone wants me to kill you.
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* Pennsatucky, [[spoiler:being escaped and hanging out with Coates and Dixon, wins a giant teddy bear at an amusement park and calls it "Baby Dix".]]
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* Suzanne pretends to watch TV (unaware she's hallucinating off her meds) and sees her fellow inmates in weird scenarios, like Nicky dressed as a dog, Red as a clown with a crocodile hand puppet, and Piper on "Jeopardy".
-->'''Piper:''' Where's Alex?\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' I'm right here, bitch.
** In another instance, she hallucinates that the other inmates are doing the Cha-Cha Slide.
* Eckelcamp repeatedly establishing that she poops naked.
-->'''Eckelcamp:''' It makes me feel more primal.
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* Suzanne pretends to watch TV (unaware she's hallucinating off her meds) and sees her fellow inmates in weird scenarios, like Nicky dressed as a dog, Red as a clown with a crocodile hand puppet, and Piper on "Jeopardy".
-->'''Piper:''' Where's Alex?\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' I'm right here, bitch.
** In another instance, she hallucinates that the other inmates are doing the Cha-Cha Slide.
* Eckelcamp repeatedly establishing that she poops naked.
-->'''Eckelcamp:''' It makes me feel more primal.
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'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[Franchise/LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.]]\\
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'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[Franchise/LesMiserables [[Theatre/LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.]]\\
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'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.]]\\
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'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[LesMiserables [[Franchise/LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.]]\\
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-->'''Poussey:''' ''[[Literature/GreatExpectations Great Expectations]].''
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I guess?
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B. Traven.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some respect?
-->'''Daya:''' Sorry. My condolences.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go ahead.
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel Nutkins''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Jonathans''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree dramatically)''.
-->'''Taystee:''' God Bless!
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I guess?
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B. Traven.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some respect?
-->'''Daya:''' Sorry. My condolences.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go ahead.
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel Nutkins''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Jonathans''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree dramatically)''.
-->'''Taystee:''' God Bless!
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-->'''Poussey:''' ''[[Literature/GreatExpectations Great Expectations]].''
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:'''''Literature/GreatExpectations.''\\
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:'''''\\
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All theDavidSedaris'. Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I guess?
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre''guess?\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B.Traven.
-->'''Taystee:'''Traven.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show somerespect?
-->'''Daya:'''respect?\\
'''Daya:''' Sorry. Mycondolences.
-->'''Taystee:'''condolences.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Goahead.
-->'''Poussey:'''ahead.\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of SquirrelNutkins''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''Nutkins''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''TheJonathans''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''Jonathans''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a treedramatically)''.
dramatically)''.\\
-->'''Taystee:''' GodBless!Bless!\\
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre''
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B.
-->'''Taystee:'''
'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some
-->'''Daya:'''
'''Daya:''' Sorry. My
-->'''Taystee:'''
'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree
-->'''Taystee:''' God
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-->'''Jack Pearson:''' What seems to be the problem?
-->'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse blew.
-->'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself, honey?]]
-->''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her voice]''
-->'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
-->'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse blew.
-->'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself, honey?]]
-->''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her voice]''
-->'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
to:
-->'''Jack Pearson:''' What seems to be the problem?
-->'''Chapman:'''problem?\\
'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuseblew.
-->'''Jackblew.\\
'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself,honey?]]
-->''[Caputohoney?]]\\
''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects hervoice]''
-->'''Chapman:'''voice]''\\
'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
-->'''Chapman:'''
'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse
-->'''Jack
'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself,
-->''[Caputo
''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her
-->'''Chapman:'''
'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
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-->'''Big Boo:''' Leviticus, 24601.
-->'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.]]
-->'''Big Boo:''' Good catch.
-->'''Sister Ingalls:''' Thou shalt not make musical references!
-->'''Big Boo:''' Why not?
-->'''Pennsatucky:''' Because that's like, the gayest thing ever, and even I know that.
-->'''Big Boo:''' ''That'' is an ugly stereotype...about gay men. See, everybody knows ''my'' people are stage managers, not performers.
-->'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.]]
-->'''Big Boo:''' Good catch.
-->'''Sister Ingalls:''' Thou shalt not make musical references!
-->'''Big Boo:''' Why not?
-->'''Pennsatucky:''' Because that's like, the gayest thing ever, and even I know that.
-->'''Big Boo:''' ''That'' is an ugly stereotype...about gay men. See, everybody knows ''my'' people are stage managers, not performers.
to:
-->'''Big Boo:''' Leviticus, 24601.
-->'''Sister24601.\\
'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.]]
-->'''Big]]\\
'''Big Boo:''' Goodcatch.
-->'''Sistercatch.\\
'''Sister Ingalls:''' Thou shalt not make musicalreferences!
-->'''Bigreferences!\\
'''Big Boo:''' Whynot?
-->'''Pennsatucky:'''not?\\
'''Pennsatucky:''' Because that's like, the gayest thing ever, and even I knowthat.
-->'''Bigthat.\\
'''Big Boo:''' ''That'' is an ugly stereotype...about gay men. See, everybody knows ''my'' people are stage managers, not performers.
-->'''Sister
'''Sister Ingalls:''' 23:13, 20. ''Not'' [[LesMiserables Jean Valjean's prison number.
-->'''Big
'''Big Boo:''' Good
-->'''Sister
'''Sister Ingalls:''' Thou shalt not make musical
-->'''Big
'''Big Boo:''' Why
-->'''Pennsatucky:'''
'''Pennsatucky:''' Because that's like, the gayest thing ever, and even I know
-->'''Big
'''Big Boo:''' ''That'' is an ugly stereotype...about gay men. See, everybody knows ''my'' people are stage managers, not performers.
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* Suzanne creating her own essential fanfiction "''Time Hump Chronicles''" (which seems to be if [[XMeetsY Mass Effect met Fifty Shades]]) was funny enough. The fact that it literally causes ShipToShipCombat between those who prefer the protagonist Edwina with Admiral Rodcocker or with Gilly ([[TakeAThirdOption or a character made entirely out of vaseline]]) is hilarious, especially given Suzanne's complete bewilderment that they find it entertaining.
to:
* Suzanne creating her own essential fanfiction "''Time Hump Chronicles''" (which seems to be if [[XMeetsY [[JustForFun/XMeetsY Mass Effect met Fifty Shades]]) was funny enough. The fact that it literally causes ShipToShipCombat between those who prefer the protagonist Edwina with Admiral Rodcocker or with Gilly ([[TakeAThirdOption or a character made entirely out of vaseline]]) is hilarious, especially given Suzanne's complete bewilderment that they find it entertaining.
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--> '''Maria:''' ''<They care about money!>''
--> '''Piper:''' ''They care about the money.''
--> '''Maria:''' ''<We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing the shitting!>''
--> '''Piper:''' ''We are the shitters.''
--> '''Alex:''' ''Everything sounds better in Spanish.''
--> '''Piper:''' ''They care about the money.''
--> '''Maria:''' ''<We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing the shitting!>''
--> '''Piper:''' ''We are the shitters.''
--> '''Alex:''' ''Everything sounds better in Spanish.''
to:
--> '''Maria:''' ''<They <They care about money!>''
money!>
--> '''Piper:'''''They They care about the money.''
money.
--> '''Maria:'''''<We <We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing the shitting!>''
shitting!>
--> '''Piper:'''''We We are the shitters.''
shitters.
--> '''Alex:'''''Everything Everything sounds better in Spanish.''
--> '''Piper:'''
--> '''Maria:'''
--> '''Piper:'''
--> '''Alex:'''
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* Piper translating Maria's Spanish for Alex.
--> '''Maria:''' ''<They care about money!>''
--> '''Piper:''' ''They care about the money.''
--> '''Maria:''' ''<We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing the shitting!>''
--> '''Piper:''' ''We are the shitters.''
--> '''Alex:''' ''Everything sounds better in Spanish.''
--> '''Maria:''' ''<They care about money!>''
--> '''Piper:''' ''They care about the money.''
--> '''Maria:''' ''<We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing the shitting!>''
--> '''Piper:''' ''We are the shitters.''
--> '''Alex:''' ''Everything sounds better in Spanish.''
