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'''Rosa:''' ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory?''
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'''Rosa:''' ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory?''''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1?''
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-->'''Male Prison Orderly:''' ''(angry, in disbelief)'' Please tell me you weren't fighting over ice cream!\\
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--> '''Piper:''' My brother had a rat...It was kinda cute, actually. He named it Antonio.
--> '''Watson:''' I saw one chew a baby's face off once. I named it fuckin' face-chewing rat!
--> '''Watson:''' I saw one chew a baby's face off once. I named it fuckin' face-chewing rat!
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-->
'''Watson:''' I saw one chew a baby's face off once. I named it fuckin' face-chewing rat!
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-->'''Taystee''': Wait, shortee, you want a book to read or a step-stool? Because I tell you right now, you ain't stepping on the Goblet of Fire. Don't be fucking with Harry Potter. Now you can step up on Ulysses -- everyone says it's so genius, but I call their bullshit. No one wants to go through all that rambling. Ain't nobody got time for that.
* "Just let him do his crumping and have a good time!" Pretty much the entirety of The Chickening is a gold mine for comedy.
* "Just let him do his crumping and have a good time!" Pretty much the entirety of The Chickening is a gold mine for comedy.
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-->'''Taystee''': Wait, shortee, you want a book to read or a step-stool? Because I tell you right now, you ain't stepping on the Goblet of Fire. Don't be fucking with Harry Potter. Now you can step up on Ulysses -- everyone ''Literature/{{Ulysses}}'' —everyone says it's so genius, but I call their bullshit. No one wants to go through all that rambling. Ain't nobody got time for that.
* "Just let him do his crumping and have a good time!" Pretty much the entirety ofThe Chickening "The Chickening" is a gold mine for comedy.
* "Just let him do his crumping and have a good time!" Pretty much the entirety of
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-->'''Red:''' Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen.\\
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* Most dealings with Pennastucky, but the encounters leading her to believe she's a bona fide faith healer were pretty funny. Until it ends up landing her in the Psych Ward, anyways.
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* Most dealings with Pennastucky, Pennsatucky, but the encounters leading her to believe she's a bona fide faith healer were pretty funny. Until it ends up landing her in the Psych Ward, anyways.
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* Larry reluctantly explaining edging to his parents, and their subsequent reactions-- his [[JewishMother mother]], who repeatedly tells Larry to come, because he could get blocked! and his father, who just stares at him, totally deadpan.
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* Larry reluctantly explaining edging to his parents, and their subsequent reactions-- his reactions—his [[JewishMother mother]], who repeatedly tells Larry to come, because he could get blocked! and his father, who just stares at him, totally deadpan.
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-->'''Piper''': I could tell you that I'm going to make you my prison bitch. I could tell you that I'm going to make you my house mouse. That I will have sex with you even if we don't have an emotional connection.
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-->'''Piper''': That I will do with you what the spring does with cherry trees, but in a prison way. Creator/PabloNeruda.
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---> '''Daya:''' That's supposed to be Mr. Healy.
---> '''Piper:''' This is amazing.
---> '''Piper:''' This is amazing.
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---> '''Daya:''' That's supposed to be Mr. Healy.
--->Healy.\\
'''Piper:''' This is amazing.
--->
'''Piper:''' This is amazing.
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* O'Neill and the nuns: "This is a little song about the nuns. Fiercer, meaner, crueler, ruder than the huns. I am forced to babysit them when i thought that i had quit them. Oh I kind of hope that they all get the runs. This is a song about my mom and dad. and the the divorce that they should have had..."
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* O'Neill and the nuns: "This is a little song about the nuns. Fiercer, meaner, crueler, ruder than the huns. I am forced to babysit them when i I thought that i I had quit them. Oh I kind of hope that they all get the runs. This is a song about my mom and dad. and the the divorce that they should have had..."
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-->'''Caputo:''' O'Neill! Scatter the nuns!\\
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'''Rosa:''' WesternAnimation/ToyStory?
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-->'''Sophia:''' Have you ever been kissed by a 6 foot transgender woman?\\
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-->'''Sophia:''' Have you ever been kissed by a 6 foot 6-foot transgender woman?\\
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-->'''Piper''': God damn it! Did Daddy lose his job? Did your house burn down?
-->'''Cal''': No.
-->'''Piper''': Did my house burn down?
-->'''Carol''': No, darling, it isn't property.
-->'''Cal''': No hints, please.
-->'''Piper''': So it's a person?
-->'''Cal''': Yeah.
-->'''Piper''': Is Daddy sick? Dead? Is Daddy dead?
-->'''Carol''': Darling, Daddy is fine. Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for that.
-->'''Cal''': Keep going. You're getting warmer.
-->'''Piper''': Daddy's fine, but Danny? Polly? Larry? Grandmother! Grandmother's dead! Gran Dying! Grandmother's dying! *starts cheering and high-fives her brother* Yes! Grandmother's dying! Grandmother's dying! *then it suddenly dawns on her* ''Oh, no. Oh, my God.''
-->'''Cal''': No.
-->'''Piper''': Did my house burn down?
-->'''Carol''': No, darling, it isn't property.
-->'''Cal''': No hints, please.
-->'''Piper''': So it's a person?
-->'''Cal''': Yeah.
-->'''Piper''': Is Daddy sick? Dead? Is Daddy dead?
-->'''Carol''': Darling, Daddy is fine. Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for that.
-->'''Cal''': Keep going. You're getting warmer.
-->'''Piper''': Daddy's fine, but Danny? Polly? Larry? Grandmother! Grandmother's dead! Gran Dying! Grandmother's dying! *starts cheering and high-fives her brother* Yes! Grandmother's dying! Grandmother's dying! *then it suddenly dawns on her* ''Oh, no. Oh, my God.''
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-->'''Piper''': God damn it! Did Daddy lose his job? Did your house burn down?
-->'''Cal''': No.
-->'''Piper''':down?\\
'''Cal''': No.\\
'''Piper''': Did my house burndown?
-->'''Carol''':down?\\
'''Carol''': No, darling, it isn'tproperty.
-->'''Cal''':property.\\
'''Cal''': No hints,please.
-->'''Piper''':please.\\
'''Piper''': So it's aperson?
-->'''Cal''': Yeah.
-->'''Piper''':person?\\
'''Cal''': Yeah.\\
'''Piper''': Is Daddy sick? Dead? Is Daddydead?
-->'''Carol''':dead?\\
'''Carol''': Darling, Daddy is fine. Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil forthat.
-->'''Cal''':that.\\
'''Cal''': Keep going. You're gettingwarmer.
-->'''Piper''':warmer.\\
'''Piper''': Daddy's fine, but Danny? Polly? Larry? Grandmother! Grandmother's dead! Gran Dying! Grandmother's dying! *starts cheering and high-fives her brother* Yes! Grandmother's dying! Grandmother's dying! *then it suddenly dawns on her* ''Oh, no. Oh, my God.''
-->'''Cal''': No.
-->'''Piper''':
'''Cal''': No.\\
'''Piper''': Did my house burn
-->'''Carol''':
'''Carol''': No, darling, it isn't
-->'''Cal''':
'''Cal''': No hints,
-->'''Piper''':
'''Piper''': So it's a
-->'''Cal''': Yeah.
-->'''Piper''':
'''Cal''': Yeah.\\
'''Piper''': Is Daddy sick? Dead? Is Daddy
-->'''Carol''':
'''Carol''': Darling, Daddy is fine. Aside from his cholesterol, but he's taking fish oil for
-->'''Cal''':
'''Cal''': Keep going. You're getting
-->'''Piper''':
'''Piper''': Daddy's fine, but Danny? Polly? Larry? Grandmother! Grandmother's dead! Gran Dying! Grandmother's dying! *starts cheering and high-fives her brother* Yes! Grandmother's dying! Grandmother's dying! *then it suddenly dawns on her* ''Oh, no. Oh, my God.''
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* Chang asking a ''Mothers Day visitor'' (as in a child of an inmate) what they're in for.
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* Chang asking a ''Mothers ''Mother's Day visitor'' (as in a child of an inmate) what they're in for.
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** When the kids at the mother's day event break open the pinata with their fists only to find out that there's no candy inside because Wanda forgot to put it inside Soso states "Oh my god, this is such a metaphor for their lives."
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** When the kids at the mother's day event break open the pinata with their fists only to find out that there's no candy inside because Wanda forgot to put it inside inside, Soso states "Oh my god, this is such a metaphor for their lives."
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-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/GreatExpectations.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I guess?
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B. Traven.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some respect?
-->'''Daya:''' Sorry. My condolences.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go ahead.
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel Nutkins''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Jonathans''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree dramatically)''.
-->'''Taystee:'''God Bless!
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I guess?
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B. Traven.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some respect?
-->'''Daya:''' Sorry. My condolences.
-->'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go ahead.
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel Nutkins''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' ''The Jonathans''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman, [[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree dramatically)''.
-->'''Taystee:'''God Bless!
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-->'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/GreatExpectations.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:'''''\\
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.''
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:'''''\\
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, Iguess?
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:'''guess?\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B.Traven.
-->'''Taystee:'''Traven.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show somerespect?
-->'''Daya:'''respect?\\
'''Daya:''' Sorry. Mycondolences.
-->'''Taystee:'''condolences.\\
'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Goahead.
-->'''Poussey:'''ahead.\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of SquirrelNutkins''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''Nutkins''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''TheJonathans''.
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''Jonathans''.\\
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman,[[Creator/JonathanLivingstonSeagull [[Literature/JonathanLivingstonSeagull Livingston Seagull]]. ''(Taystee in the background leaning against a tree dramatically)''.
-->'''Taystee:'''Goddramatically)''.\\
'''Taystee:'''God Bless!
-->'''Taystee:''' Solid!
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Solid!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheBFG.
-->'''Taystee:''' Tight.
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Tight.\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn, the dictionary. The ''Dictionary'', man. What are we gonna do in the world without a damn Dictionary? ''Sister Souljah''. Oh! ''A High Wind in Jamaica''. All the Creator/DavidSedaris'. Or Sedari, I
-->''(Later)''
-->'''Poussey:'''
''(Later)''\\
'''Poussey:''' ''Literature/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' by B.
-->'''Taystee:'''
'''Taystee:''' ''(notices Daya talking)'' Uh, excuse me? Can you show some
-->'''Daya:'''
'''Daya:''' Sorry. My
-->'''Taystee:'''
'''Taystee:''' ''(to Poussey)'' Go
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Poussey:''' ''The Tale of Squirrel
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' ''The
-->'''Taystee:''' Mmm!
-->'''Poussey:'''
'''Taystee:''' Mmm!\\
'''Poussey:''' Damn. [[Creator/JonathanSwift Swift]], [[Creator/JonathanLethem Lethem]], Tropper, [[Creator/JonathanFranzen Franzen]], Kellerman,
-->'''Taystee:'''God
'''Taystee:'''God Bless!
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-->'''Jack Pearson:''' What seems to be the problem?
-->'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse blew.
-->'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself, honey?]]
-->''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her voice]''
-->'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
-->'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse blew.
-->'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself, honey?]]
-->''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her voice]''
-->'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
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-->'''Jack Pearson:''' What seems to be the problem?
-->'''Chapman:'''problem?\\
'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuseblew.
-->'''Jackblew.\\
'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself,honey?]]
-->''[Caputohoney?]]\\
''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects hervoice]''
-->'''Chapman:'''voice]''\\
'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
-->'''Chapman:'''
'''Chapman:''' The thermal fuse
-->'''Jack
'''Jack Pearson:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain And you can fix that by yourself,
-->''[Caputo
''[Caputo covers his face, and the one female representative gives him a Look. Chapman puts on a fake smile and slightly affects her
-->'''Chapman:'''
'''Chapman:''' Well, I sure can. If I concentrate ''extra hard'' with my lady brain.
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* In 'Ching Chong Chang" Red and Gloria commiserate over their terrible familes
-->'''Red''': He (Dimitri) is a worthless mushroom of a man.
-->'''Gloria''': I've known a few of those.
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should give up and be gay.
-->'''Gloria''': We got the [[BoyishShortHair haircuts]]
-->'''Red''': He (Dimitri) is a worthless mushroom of a man.
-->'''Gloria''': I've known a few of those.
-->'''Red''': Maybe we should give up and be gay.
-->'''Gloria''': We got the [[BoyishShortHair haircuts]]
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* In 'Ching Chong Chang" Red and Gloria commiserate over their terrible familes
families
-->'''Red''': He (Dimitri) is a worthless mushroom of aman.
-->'''Gloria''':man.\\
'''Gloria''': I've known a few ofthose.
-->'''Red''':those.\\
'''Red''': Maybe we should give up and begay.
-->'''Gloria''':gay.\\
'''Gloria''': We got the [[BoyishShortHair haircuts]]
-->'''Red''': He (Dimitri) is a worthless mushroom of a
-->'''Gloria''':
'''Gloria''': I've known a few of
-->'''Red''':
'''Red''': Maybe we should give up and be
-->'''Gloria''':
'''Gloria''': We got the [[BoyishShortHair haircuts]]
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-->'''Lolly''':Oh, you're the murderer!
-->'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, but its fine. She's fine. She probably took you on a tour when you first got here.
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Piper''': I didn't kill her.
-->'''Lolly''': The little wiry one?
-->'''Piper''': Yeah.
-->'''Lolly''': Yeah, you should have killed her.
* Suzanne creating her own essential fanfiction "''Time Hump Chronicles''" (which seems to be if [[JustForFun/XMeetsY Mass Effect met Fifty Shades]]) was funny enough. The fact that it literally causes ShipToShipCombat between those who prefer the protagonist Edwina with Admiral Rodcocker or with Gilly ([[TakeAThirdOption or a character made entirely out of vaseline]]) is hilarious, especially given Suzanne's complete bewilderment that they find it entertaining.
-->'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, but its fine. She's fine. She probably took you on a tour when you first got here.
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Piper''': I didn't kill her.
-->'''Lolly''': The little wiry one?
-->'''Piper''': Yeah.
-->'''Lolly''': Yeah, you should have killed her.
* Suzanne creating her own essential fanfiction "''Time Hump Chronicles''" (which seems to be if [[JustForFun/XMeetsY Mass Effect met Fifty Shades]]) was funny enough. The fact that it literally causes ShipToShipCombat between those who prefer the protagonist Edwina with Admiral Rodcocker or with Gilly ([[TakeAThirdOption or a character made entirely out of vaseline]]) is hilarious, especially given Suzanne's complete bewilderment that they find it entertaining.
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-->'''Lolly''':Oh, you're the murderer!
-->'''Piper''':murderer!\\
'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, butits it's fine. She's fine. She probably took you on a tour when you first got here.
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Piper''':here.\\
{{beat}}\\
'''Piper''': I didn't killher.
-->'''Lolly''':her.\\
'''Lolly''': The little wiryone?
-->'''Piper''': Yeah.
-->'''Lolly''':one?\\
'''Piper''': Yeah.\\
'''Lolly''': Yeah, you should have killed her.
* Suzanne creating her own essential fanfiction "''Time Hump Chronicles''" (which seems to be if [[JustForFun/XMeetsY Mass Effect met Fifty Shades]]) was funny enough. The fact that it literally causes ShipToShipCombat between those who prefer the protagonist Edwina with Admiral Rodcocker or with Gilly ([[TakeAThirdOption or a character made entirely out ofvaseline]]) Vaseline]]) is hilarious, especially given Suzanne's complete bewilderment that they find it entertaining.
-->'''Piper''':
'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, but
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Piper''':
{{beat}}\\
'''Piper''': I didn't kill
-->'''Lolly''':
'''Lolly''': The little wiry
-->'''Piper''': Yeah.
-->'''Lolly''':
'''Piper''': Yeah.\\
'''Lolly''': Yeah, you should have killed her.
* Suzanne creating her own essential fanfiction "''Time Hump Chronicles''" (which seems to be if [[JustForFun/XMeetsY Mass Effect met Fifty Shades]]) was funny enough. The fact that it literally causes ShipToShipCombat between those who prefer the protagonist Edwina with Admiral Rodcocker or with Gilly ([[TakeAThirdOption or a character made entirely out of
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* Some BlackComedy. When Judy King, the cook-show lady is convicted guilty on all charges, the inmates immediately burst into celebration over the possibility she might be sent to Litchfeld.
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* Some BlackComedy. When Judy King, the cook-show lady is convicted guilty on all charges, the inmates immediately burst into celebration over the possibility she might be sent to Litchfeld.Litchfield.
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--> Boo: I have done some questionable things in my life, but the foreign-object-ass-rape of a drugged man is one I have yet to cross off my list!
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--> I wasn't a rapist! [[NotMeThisTime ...Well, not with her.]]
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-->'''Poussey:''' Aw man, my honey's been jacked!
-->'''Taystee:''' (gravely) ''Winnie The Pooh: Tales from the Ghetto''.
-->'''Taystee:''' (gravely) ''Winnie The Pooh: Tales from the Ghetto''.
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-->'''Poussey:''' Aw man, my honey's been jacked!
-->'''Taystee:'''jacked!\\
'''Taystee:''' (gravely) ''Winnie The Pooh: Tales from the Ghetto''.
-->'''Taystee:'''
'''Taystee:''' (gravely) ''Winnie The Pooh: Tales from the Ghetto''.
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-->Poussey: [[{{Squick}} Sympathetic vomiting!]]
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-->'''Nicki:''' I've got a shit-ton of heroin I need you to sell.
-->'''Luschek:''' Are you out of your mind, inmate? You're asking me to sell narcotics?I'm a Federal Corrections Officers. All right let's go. We're gonna go to Caputo's office, you're going to tell him exactly what you told me, every word, even that weird Al Gore thing.
-->'''Nicki:''' (panicked) Okay, look Luschek, you must've misunderstood me, all right?
-->'''Luschek:''' I'm fucking with you. Of course I'll sell it.
-->'''Luschek:''' Are you out of your mind, inmate? You're asking me to sell narcotics?I'm a Federal Corrections Officers. All right let's go. We're gonna go to Caputo's office, you're going to tell him exactly what you told me, every word, even that weird Al Gore thing.
-->'''Nicki:''' (panicked) Okay, look Luschek, you must've misunderstood me, all right?
-->'''Luschek:''' I'm fucking with you. Of course I'll sell it.
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-->'''Nicki:''' I've got a shit-ton of heroin I need you to sell. \n-->'''Luschek:''' \\
'''Luschek:''' Are you out of your mind, inmate? You're asking me to sellnarcotics?I'm narcotics? I'm a Federal Corrections Officers.Officer. All right let's go. We're gonna go to Caputo's office, you're going to tell him exactly what you told me, every word, even that weird Al Gore thing. \n-->'''Nicki:''' \\
'''Nicki:''' (panicked) Okay, look Luschek, you must've misunderstood me, allright?
-->'''Luschek:'''right?\\
'''Luschek:''' I'm fucking with you. Of course I'll sell it.
'''Luschek:''' Are you out of your mind, inmate? You're asking me to sell
'''Nicki:''' (panicked) Okay, look Luschek, you must've misunderstood me, all
-->'''Luschek:'''
'''Luschek:''' I'm fucking with you. Of course I'll sell it.
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** And then, while Caputo tries to locate the chicken while a skeptical O’Neill tags along, they suddenly find a hole in the fence and Chang’s sack of oranges in the bushes. Utterly bewildered, O’Neill looks off into the middle distance and mumbles, “I feel like we’re in Narnia…”
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** And then, while Caputo tries to locate the chicken while a skeptical O’Neill tags along, they suddenly find a hole in the fence and Chang’s sack of oranges in the bushes. Utterly bewildered, O’Neill looks off into the middle distance and mumbles, “I "I feel like we’re in Narnia…”Narnia…"
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* After everyone is back from the lake, Pisscatella attempts to count heads in the White dorm...except no one is sure [[SpellMyNameWithAnS how to spell]] Kukudio's name, and [[CloudCuckooLander Lolly]] isn't helping.
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate White, who is your roomate?
-->'''Lolly''': We're not really friends. She might be working for the other side. Not that she's a muderer...well she could be.
-->'''Alex''': Kukudio is missing. And Whitehill is a little unique.
-->'''Piscatella''': Can you spell that?
-->'''Alex''': K-U-K-U-D-I-O. Could be K-U-C-K
-->'''Frieda''': I don't think there is a "C" in there. I think its only the two "K"s.
-->'''Piscatella''': I don't recall asking you.
--> ''gets in Gina's face''
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate Murphy, can you corroborate the information Inmate Vause is sharing with me?
-->'''Gina''': I would say that Whitehill is unique. Not sure about the spelling thing.
-->'''Piper''': "You are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else." Margret Mead.
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate White, who is your roomate?
-->'''Lolly''': We're not really friends. She might be working for the other side. Not that she's a muderer...well she could be.
-->'''Alex''': Kukudio is missing. And Whitehill is a little unique.
-->'''Piscatella''': Can you spell that?
-->'''Alex''': K-U-K-U-D-I-O. Could be K-U-C-K
-->'''Frieda''': I don't think there is a "C" in there. I think its only the two "K"s.
-->'''Piscatella''': I don't recall asking you.
--> ''gets in Gina's face''
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate Murphy, can you corroborate the information Inmate Vause is sharing with me?
-->'''Gina''': I would say that Whitehill is unique. Not sure about the spelling thing.
-->'''Piper''': "You are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else." Margret Mead.
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* After everyone is back from the lake, Pisscatella Piscatella attempts to count heads in the White dorm...except no one is sure [[SpellMyNameWithAnS how to spell]] Kukudio's name, and [[CloudCuckooLander Lolly]] isn't helping.
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate White, who is yourroomate?
-->'''Lolly''':roomate?\\
'''Lolly''': We're not really friends. She might be working for the other side. Not that she's a muderer...well she couldbe.
-->'''Alex''':be.\\
'''Alex''': Kukudio is missing. And Whitehill is a littleunique.
-->'''Piscatella''':unique.\\
'''Piscatella''': Can you spellthat?
-->'''Alex''':that?\\
'''Alex''': K-U-K-U-D-I-O. Could beK-U-C-K
-->'''Frieda''':K-U-C-K\\
'''Frieda''': I don't think there is a "C" in there. I thinkits it's only the two "K"s.
-->'''Piscatella''':"K"s.\\
'''Piscatella''': I don't recall askingyou.
-->you.\\
''gets in Gina'sface''
-->'''Piscatella''':face''\\
'''Piscatella''': Inmate Murphy, can you corroborate the information Inmate Vause is sharing withme?
-->'''Gina''':me?\\
'''Gina''': I would say that Whitehill is unique. Not sure about the spellingthing.
-->'''Piper''':thing.\\
'''Piper''': "You are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else."Margret Margaret Mead.
-->'''Piscatella''': Inmate White, who is your
-->'''Lolly''':
'''Lolly''': We're not really friends. She might be working for the other side. Not that she's a muderer...well she could
-->'''Alex''':
'''Alex''': Kukudio is missing. And Whitehill is a little
-->'''Piscatella''':
'''Piscatella''': Can you spell
-->'''Alex''':
'''Alex''': K-U-K-U-D-I-O. Could be
-->'''Frieda''':
'''Frieda''': I don't think there is a "C" in there. I think
-->'''Piscatella''':
'''Piscatella''': I don't recall asking
-->
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-->'''Piscatella''':
'''Piscatella''': Inmate Murphy, can you corroborate the information Inmate Vause is sharing with
-->'''Gina''':
'''Gina''': I would say that Whitehill is unique. Not sure about the spelling
-->'''Piper''':
'''Piper''': "You are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else."
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* O'Neill's excitement over getting to wear the cool-looking riot gear. And then the M.C.C.'s EliteMooks show up and make him and the fellor fellow Lichfield residents look like a bunch of kids dressing up.
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-->'''Soso''': It's not a presumption about you liking rap. Its just, [=AM=] 700 [=The OG=] is the only station that comes in clear.
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--> '''Maria:''' <We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing the shitting!>
--> '''Piper:''' We are the shitters.
--> '''Alex:''' Everything sounds better in Spanish.
--> '''Piper:''' They care about the money.
--> '''Maria:''' <We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing the shitting!>
--> '''Piper:''' We are the shitters.
--> '''Alex:''' Everything sounds better in Spanish.
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--> '''Maria:''' <They care about money!>
-->money!>\\
'''Piper:''' They care about themoney.
-->money.\\
'''Maria:''' <We are done getting shit on. From now on, we are the ones doing theshitting!>
-->shitting!>\\
'''Piper:''' We are theshitters.
-->shitters.\\
'''Alex:''' Everything sounds better in Spanish.
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--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm pregnant!''
--> '''SWAT Team Member:''' ''Get on the ground!''
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm pregnant!''
--> '''SWAT Team Member:''' ''Get your pregnant ass on the ground!''
--> '''SWAT Team Member:''' ''Get on the ground!''
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm pregnant!''
--> '''SWAT Team Member:''' ''Get your pregnant ass on the ground!''
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--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm pregnant!''
-->pregnant!''\\
'''SWAT Team Member:''' ''Get on theground!''
-->ground!''\\
'''Lorna:''' ''I'mpregnant!''
-->pregnant!''\\
'''SWAT Team Member:''' ''Get your pregnant ass on the ground!''
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'''Lorna:''' ''I'm
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'''SWAT Team Member:''' ''Get your pregnant ass on the ground!''
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-->'''Dixon''': I don't know. This doesn't look like the best place to recruit athletes.
-->'''Piper''': We need to look under every rock.
--> ''{{beat}}''
-->'''Piper''': Even the old and disabled rocks.
-->'''Piper''': We need to look under every rock.
--> ''{{beat}}''
-->'''Piper''': Even the old and disabled rocks.
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-->'''Dixon''': I don't know. This doesn't look like the best place to recruit athletes. \n-->'''Piper''': \\
'''Piper''': We need to look under everyrock.
--> ''{{beat}}''
-->'''Piper''':rock.\\
''{{beat}}''\\
'''Piper''': Even the old and disabled rocks.
'''Piper''': We need to look under every
--> ''{{beat}}''
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'''Piper''': Even the old and disabled rocks.
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-->'''Taystee''':It all starts with people learnin' how to handle they money. Cause if you don't understand your financials, you headed straight into trouble.
-->'''Judy''': You do realize you're speaking to someone who went to prison for tax evasion?
* Leanne and Angie show up briefly in the finale. Angie pantses Leanne...outside, while its snowing.
-->'''Leanne''':Damn it Ange! Its too cold for this!
-->'''Angie''': What? Its funny.
-->'''Judy''': You do realize you're speaking to someone who went to prison for tax evasion?
* Leanne and Angie show up briefly in the finale. Angie pantses Leanne...outside, while its snowing.
-->'''Leanne''':Damn it Ange! Its too cold for this!
-->'''Angie''': What? Its funny.
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-->'''Taystee''':It all starts with people learnin' how to handle they money. Cause if you don't understand your financials, you headed straight into trouble.
-->'''Judy''':trouble.\\
'''Judy''': You do realize you're speaking to someone who went to prison for tax evasion?
* Leanne and Angie show up briefly in the finale. Angie pantses Leanne...outside, whileits it's snowing.
-->'''Leanne''':Damn it Ange!Its It's too cold for this!
-->'''Angie''':this!\\
'''Angie''': What?Its It's funny.
-->'''Judy''':
'''Judy''': You do realize you're speaking to someone who went to prison for tax evasion?
* Leanne and Angie show up briefly in the finale. Angie pantses Leanne...outside, while
-->'''Leanne''':Damn it Ange!
-->'''Angie''':
'''Angie''': What?
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* In he finale, Tastee calls Judy King to ask for help setting up micro-loans for recently released inmates
-->'''Tastee''':It all starts with people learnin' how to handle they money. Cause if you don't understand your financials, you headed straight into trouble.
-->'''Tastee''':It all starts with people learnin' how to handle they money. Cause if you don't understand your financials, you headed straight into trouble.
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* In he finale, Tastee Taystee calls Judy King to ask for help setting up micro-loans for recently released inmates
-->'''Tastee''':It -->'''Taystee''':It all starts with people learnin' how to handle they money. Cause if you don't understand your financials, you headed straight into trouble.
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*** An added bonus when Sophia and the others at the table all [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]].
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** In the same episode, Flaca makes the mistake of slapping Taystee's King Cone ice cream out of her hand, leading to a physical altercation between the two inmates. When the fight is broken up, the prison orderly couldn't believe his eyes on what started the altercation:
-->'''Male Prison Orderly:''' ''(angry, in disbelief)'' Please tell me you weren't fighting over ice cream!\\
'''Taystee:''' King Cone!
-->'''Male Prison Orderly:''' ''(angry, in disbelief)'' Please tell me you weren't fighting over ice cream!\\
'''Taystee:''' King Cone!
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* The little girl who answers the door when Aleida is selling weight loss supplements trolls her by first telling her that she doesn't have a mom, before telling her that she was kidding and she's actually working the street corner. She then tells Aleida that she's messing with her yet again and that her mom actually sells mlm shit like she does, so she's not going to be interested.
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** There's also the hilarious moment when the inmates come in at the Scared Straight kids, getting in their faces and acting like stereotypical "scary criminals"... except for Suzanne, who's barraging them with ''Shakespeare quotes'' instead.
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-->'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, but its fine. She's fine. She probably took you on a tour when you first got here
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-->'''Piper''': No. It's a long story, but its fine. She's fine. She probably took you on a tour when you first got herehere.
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* Luschek watching the inmates all run through the hole in the prison fence:[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "Nope."
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* "This ain't [[Film/TheHelp The fuckin' Help, Help]], bitch. But you will eat my shit!"
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* The reason the second episode is called "Tit Punch." "[[spoiler: You popped her tit!]]"
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* Most dealings with Pennastucky, but the encounters leading her to believe she's a bona fide faith healer were pretty funny. [[spoiler:Until it ends up landing her in the Psych Ward, anyways.]]
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** Also, this conversation, during [[spoiler: [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Miss Rosa's escape]]]]:
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* Some BlackComedy. When [[spoiler: Judy King, the cook-show lady is convicted guilty on all charges, the inmates immediately burst into celebration over the possibility she might be sent to Litchfeld.]]
** Another example, blacker than midnight in a mineshaft: When Boo and Pennsatucky [[spoiler: drug the guard who raped Tucky and drag him into the back, they have a back and forth about who should assault him.]]
--> Boo: I have done some questionable things in my life, but the [[spoiler: foreign-object-ass-rape of a drugged man]] is one I have yet to cross off my list!
** Another example, blacker than midnight in a mineshaft: When Boo and Pennsatucky [[spoiler: drug the guard who raped Tucky and drag him into the back, they have a back and forth about who should assault him.]]
--> Boo: I have done some questionable things in my life, but the [[spoiler: foreign-object-ass-rape of a drugged man]] is one I have yet to cross off my list!
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* Some BlackComedy. When [[spoiler: Judy King, the cook-show lady is convicted guilty on all charges, the inmates immediately burst into celebration over the possibility she might be sent to Litchfeld.]]
Litchfeld.
** Another example, blacker than midnight in a mineshaft: When Boo and Pennsatucky[[spoiler: drug the guard who raped Tucky and drag him into the back, they have a back and forth about who should assault him.]]
him.
--> Boo: I have done some questionable things in my life, but the[[spoiler: foreign-object-ass-rape of a drugged man]] man is one I have yet to cross off my list!
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* Taystee, Poussey, and Suzanne [[spoiler: trying to wake up Brooke after she OD'd]].
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* Luschek watching [[spoiler: the inmates all run through the hole in the prison fence]]:[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "Nope."]]
* Luschek threatening the inmates [[spoiler: who found Nicki's drug stash]]: "I will kill you... with murder."
* Luschek threatening the inmates [[spoiler: who found Nicki's drug stash]]: "I will kill you... with murder."
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* Luschek watching [[spoiler: the inmates all run through the hole in the prison fence]]:[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fence:[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "Nope."]]
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** And then, while Caputo tries to locate the chicken while a skeptical O’Neill tags along, they suddenly find [[spoiler:a hole]] in the fence and Chang’s sack of oranges in the bushes. Utterly bewildered, O’Neill looks off into the middle distance and mumbles, “I feel like we’re in Narnia…”
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** And then, while Caputo tries to locate the chicken while a skeptical O’Neill tags along, they suddenly find [[spoiler:a hole]] a hole in the fence and Chang’s sack of oranges in the bushes. Utterly bewildered, O’Neill looks off into the middle distance and mumbles, “I feel like we’re in Narnia…”
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** In "Trust No Bitch" when [[spoiler: The SWAT team takes down Cesar]], the commander's comment is perfect.
** In "Trust No Bitch" when [[spoiler: The SWAT team takes down Cesar]], the commander's comment is perfect.
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* [[spoiler: Lorna and Vince "consummating the shit" out of their marriage.]]
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** In "Trust No Bitch" when
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** Almost everything involving Frieda that season is BlackComedy gold. From her "murder math" [[spoiler:concerning concerning burying Aydin's body, through her matter of fact declaration she and Alex have to kill Lolly, to the very fact that she got involved in the murder-concealing operation simply because she was bored that day.]]
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* A pretty dark example in the finale. [[spoiler: As the rest of the prison is rioting because Bayley isn't getting fired for causing Poussey's death and Caputo didn't even mention her name in his MCC press conference, Piper and Alex are busy burning the rest of Alex's notes about the identity of her killer that she left in various places around the prison out of guilt. The two gather her notes in a trash can and light them on fire, but some of the other inmates, thinking they're participating in the riot, kick the (on-fire) trashcan over.]]
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* A pretty dark example in the finale. [[spoiler: As the rest of the prison is rioting because Bayley isn't getting fired for causing Poussey's death and Caputo didn't even mention her name in his MCC press conference, Piper and Alex are busy burning the rest of Alex's notes about the identity of her killer that she left in various places around the prison out of guilt. The two gather her notes in a trash can and light them on fire, but some of the other inmates, thinking they're participating in the riot, kick the (on-fire) trashcan over.]]
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* Probably more of an unintentionally funny than anything else, but Lorna [[spoiler: surrendering to the SWAT team]].
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm [[spoiler: pregnant!]]''
--> '''[[spoiler: SWAT Team Member]]:''' ''Get on the ground!''
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm [[spoiler: pregnant!]]''
--> '''[[spoiler: SWAT Team Member]]:''' ''[[spoiler: Get your pregnant ass on the ground]]!''
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm [[spoiler: pregnant!]]''
--> '''[[spoiler: SWAT Team Member]]:''' ''Get on the ground!''
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm [[spoiler: pregnant!]]''
--> '''[[spoiler: SWAT Team Member]]:''' ''[[spoiler: Get your pregnant ass on the ground]]!''
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* Probably more of an unintentionally funny than anything else, but Lorna [[spoiler: surrendering to the SWAT team]].
team.
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm[[spoiler: pregnant!]]''
pregnant!''
-->'''[[spoiler: SWAT '''SWAT Team Member]]:''' Member:''' ''Get on the ground!''
--> '''Lorna:''' ''I'm[[spoiler: pregnant!]]''
pregnant!''
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* Caputo clearly having the time of his life watching Taystee verbally destroying Figueroa during [[spoiler:the negotiations]]. Since he is [[spoiler:one of the hostages]] he should be interested in Fig gaining an advantage in this discussion, but nope, seeing her being scolded by an inmate is just too good.
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* Caputo clearly having the time of his life watching Taystee verbally destroying Figueroa during [[spoiler:the negotiations]]. the negotiations. Since he is [[spoiler:one one of the hostages]] hostages he should be interested in Fig gaining an advantage in this discussion, but nope, seeing her being scolded by an inmate is just too good.
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** Not to be out done, [[spoiler: it is Caputo who reveal the name, Fig's reaction is just priceless]]
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* Pennsatucky, [[spoiler:being escaped and hanging out with Coates and Dixon, wins a giant teddy bear at an amusement park and calls it "Baby Dix".]]
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* A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt0dAeW5Wrc certain "cameo"]] of a famous Mexican prospect inmate... [[spoiler: Soraya from ''Series/MariaLaDelBarrio''.]]