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* The secret ending. Which shows an alien spaceship with monkey aliens thanking the player for helping them have a place to build their robot army and combat other aliens. It comes completely out of nowhere and is hard not to laugh at.

* For Meta funny, this game has a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_(video_game) Wikipedia article]]. Its description of the Batter's quest to "purify" the Zones [[PureIsNotGood links to the]] '''[[PureIsNotGood Eternal Oblivion]]''' [[PureIsNotGood page.]] Talk about a [[HarsherInHindsight "Funny Aneurysm" Moment]]... way to snark, Wikipedia.

* For Meta funny, this game has a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_(video_game) Wikipedia article]]. Its description of the Batter's quest to "purify" the Zones [[PureIsNotGood links to the]] '''[[PureIsNotGood Eternal Oblivion]]''' [[PureIsNotGood page.]] Talk about a [[HarsherInHindsight "Funny Aneurysm" Moment]]...way to snark, Wikipedia.

** There's also the balloon game's disclaimer as "not for the faint of heart" due to the loud noises. [[BrickJoke This gets even better]] when you win, get back to the lobby, and all the Elsens there are ''completely losing their shit'' due to the balloon's popping.

* The Batter's reaction when Japhet reveals that he's been using Valerie's body as a vessel. The Judge is shocked into silence, and the Batter?

-->'''Zacharie''': Meow.

--->'''The Batter''': This big bacon's beefier than I expected.

--->'''The Batter''': Damn, this lardass is beefier than expected.

-->'''The Batter''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap This is really stupid.]]

--->'''The Batter''': [[ImNotDoingThatAgain No, I'm not reading that.]]
* While the battle with The Queen is [[TearJerker nerve-wracking, to say the least]] (What with lines like [[WhatTheHellHero "I am gravely disappointed"]] and [[ParentalAbandonment "You don't even know his first name"]]) there is one line that stands out.

* For Meta funny, this game has a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_(video_game) Wikipedia article]]. Its description of the Batter's quest to "purify" the Zones [[PureIsNotGood links to the]] '''[[PureIsNotGood Eternal Oblivion]]''' [[PureIsNotGood page.]] Talk about a FunnyAneurysmMoment...way to snark, Wikipedia.

-->'''Elsen:''' [[OhCrap Well, crap.]]

-->'''Elsen:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Well, crap.]]

* The grand prize to the balloon game is a necktie. What's even funnier is that using this "grand prize" [[PaperThinDisguise you make all Elsens think you're one of them.]]

* The secret ending. Which shows an alien spaceship with monkey aliens thanking the player for helping them have a place to build their robot army and combat other aliens]]. It comes completely out of nowhere and is hard not to laugh at.

* For Meta funny, this game has a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_(video_game) Wikipedia article]]. Its description of the Batter's quest to "purify" the Zones [[PureIsNotGood links to the]] '''[[PureIsNotGood Eternal Oblivion]]''' [[PureIsNotGood page.]] Talk about a FunnyAneurysmMoment...way to snark, Wikia.

* For Meta funny, this game has a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_(video_game) Wikipedia article]]. Its description of the Batter's quest to "purify" the Zones [[PureIsNotGood links to the]] '''[[PureIsNotGood Eternal Oblivion]]''' [[PureIsNotGood page.]] Talk about a FunnyAnyeurismMoment...way to snark, Wikia.

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* The end of the puzzles in Zone 0. [[spoiler: You end up in a room with... a dish of cat food. The Judge is delighted and starts eating it.]]
-->'''Judge:''' [[spoiler:crunch nom nom crunch]]
* In Alma in Zone 1, one of the Elsen [[spoiler: who turns into a burnt, before the fight, says [[TheWoobie "I don't want to be burnt."]] After the fight, his last words are...]]
-->'''Elsen:''' [[spoiler:[[PrecisionFStrike Well, crap.]] ]]

* The grand prize to the balloon game:
-->'''The Batter:''' [[spoiler: ...The grand prize was a necktie?]]
** That and [[spoiler: the fact that simply by using this "grand prize" [[PaperThinDisguise you make all Elsens think you're one of them.]]]]
** Then it gets even more surreal when you consider [[spoiler:what may possibly be the Batter's [[HumanoidAbomination true form]].]]
* [[NotSoStoic The photos of The Batter riding the rollercoaster.]]
** Funnily enough. [[DevelopersForesight if you sell the photos to Zacharie]], the Photo of You is only worth 10 Dollars, while the Photo of Zacharie is worth 500.
** And everyone is fooled by the Photo of Zacharie, even ''Zacharie himself''. [[spoiler:That, in turn, manages to convince the workers at the park that you know their boss, and lead you to a place full of unique items if you show them the photo.]]
* The 'new' rollercoaster in Zone 2... is a bunch of chairs affixed to the ground.
** And, as paranoid as the Zone 2 Elsens are, they're still scared to death and scream that it's too radical for them.

** Well, no, they're losing their shit because of [[spoiler: the burnt you just defeated]], thinking there are spectres, but watching them flail is still completely hilarious.

* In the middle of [[spoiler: the otherwise horrifying Zone 3]], one of the doors you can open has a [[spoiler: brick wall behind it.]]
** There is a point to it, though. [[spoiler: In the purified Zone, it becomes the only openable door that leads to a bat.]]
* After [[spoiler: the general horror fest that is Zone 3, you are treated to a chase scene with Enoch... which is accompanied by cheerful, suddenly out of place music.]]

* Inside the [[spoiler:furnaces of Zone 3]], you get this gem:

* The Batter's reaction when [[spoiler: Japhet reveals that he's been using Valerie's body as a vessel]]. The Judge is shocked into silence, and the Batter?
-->'''The Batter:''' Whatever.
* The Batter can find a book in the library titled "How to become a super combat master of the universe in 5 lessons." It's the only book in the library he won't read, because he doesn't have time for this.
** There's also a book titled "Explanations." You're only allowed to read the table of contents.
** Some pages have practically unreadable content. Manage to understand them and you'll learn some lore of the game's world. The odd thing is that, in the original version, [[http://tinyurl.com/q7dnusp one page]] is actually ''[[TrollingCreator Mortis Ghost]] talking nonsense to the reader!''
---> "[...] bla bla bla, [...] with impact [...] the release at prices of [...] ''VideoGame/BioShock1'', it looks terrific. Pandas, horses and other dolphins are really lame animals, don't you think? I think so. Anyways, how are you?"
* The 'Whale' enemy that randomly appears in Zone 2. No, it's not even a ghost whale. It's a perfectly ordinary one.
** Doubly so when you consider that you can encounter him in the CELLAR OF THE MALL as well as the OUTSIDE of the library's upper stages.
* When you buy a book page from an Elsen, he says this:
-->"The fear of getting a paper cut is gone...\\
I will never fear."
* When riding the roller coaster in Zone 2, attempting to seat The Batter in the back seats triggers him to tell you that he prefers to ride in the front.
* In the battle with Dedan, his coat is open, revealing his bare chest. However, before the battle his coat was never opened, leading one to believe that [[BattleStrip he rips his coat open just for his fight]].
* [[spoiler: The secret ending. Which shows an alien spaceship with monkey aliens thanking the player for helping them have a place to build their robot army and combat other aliens]]. It comes completely out of nowhere and is hard not to laugh at.
* Everything about the battle with Enoch is pretty funny. Enoch's battle sprite especially.
** [[MoodWhiplash That is,]] [[TearJerker until you]] [[NightmareFuel manage to]] [[WhamLine "purify" him...]]
* The Batter's opinion on the [[spoiler: comic book he finds in Hugo's room]]. Slightly funnier if you consider the fact that [[spoiler: the villain is a baseball player]].

* While [[spoiler: the battle with The Queen is [[TearJerker nerve-wracking, to say the least]] (What with lines like [[WhatTheHellHero "I am gravely disappointed"]] and [[ParentalAbandonment "You don't even know his first name"]]) there is one line that stands out.]]
--> [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash No dessert for you.]]]]
* The final battle is nigh. [[spoiler:The Judge asks you to abandon the Batter and stand with him. If he succeeds in convincing you, the Batter's plans are shot to shit, and he will waste no time following them into the grave. ''Everything the Batter stands for hinges on him giving a persuasive argument as to why you should remain on his side.'' And what great speech does he give you to convince you to see things through to the end?]]
-->'''The Batter:''' Don't do that.

--->'''The Batter:''' This big bacon's beefier than I expected.

** And everyone is fooled by the Photo of Zacharie, even ''Zacharie himself''.[[spoiler: That, in turn, manages to convince the workers at the park that you know their boss, and lead you to a place full of unique items if you show them the photo.]]

'''Elsen:''' What...Are you talking about?
* Zacharie's [[PaperThinDisguise pathetic disguise as The Judge]] and his half hearted meowing.

* The end of the puzzles in Zone 0. [[spoiler: You end up in a room with... A dish of cat food. The Judge is delighted and starts eating it.]]

-->'''Judge:'''[[spoiler: crunch nom nom crunch]]

-->'''Elsen:''' [[spoiler: [[PrecisionFStrike Well, crap.]] ]]

-->'''The Batter:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall Will there be an OFF sequel]]?
-->'''Elsen:''' What...Are you talking about?

-->'''The Batter:''' This big bacon's beefier than I expected.

-->'''Elsen:''' Where... did you come from?
-->'''The Batter:''' I am the Batter, and [[RefugeInAudacity I jumped down the chimney.]]
-->'''Elsen:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Ah.]]

--> "[...] bla bla bla, [...] with impact [...] the release at prices of [...] ''VideoGame/BioShock1'', it looks terrific. Pandas, horses and other dolphins are really lame animals, don't you think? I think so. Anyways, how are you?"

-->"The fear of getting a paper cut is gone...
-->I will never fear."

* In the battle with Dedan , his coat is open, revealing his bare chest. However, before the battle his coat was never opened, leading one to believe that [[BattleStrip he rips his coat open just for his fight]].

-->'''The Batter''': [[ImNotDoingThatAgain No, I'm not reading that.]]

--> [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash No dessert for you.]]]]