History Funny / NicoBDanganronpa

** Eventually, Monokuma declares him the ''Super Duper High School Level Tissue''.

-->'''Hajime:''' NOT AGAIN! NO WHY!? IT'S EVERYWHERE!

-->'''Monokuma!Nico:''' [[spoiler:[[MotorMouth Goddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammit!]]]]

--> '''Monokuma!Nico''': "What do you want me to do? Dig up [[spoiler: Kaede's dead fucking body? She is dead Shuichi! GET OVER IT!! SHE IS NOT COMING BACK!!]] Unless, there's truth to what Nico is saying about clones, and in which case, you can have all the Kaedes you want!"

* Pretty much the entirety of Nico's reaction to [[spoiler:the [[BrokenBase infamous]] [[TrumanShowPlot central]] [[TheReveal reveal]]]], but a few moments stand out:
** Instead of accusing the actual mastermind, he ends up changing his mind and accusing [[spoiler: Keebo]] out of [[spoiler: robophobia]]
** Nico collapses into laughter at [[spoiler:Tsumugi]]'s defense of [[spoiler: not being the [[BigBad mastermind]]]] by claiming that [[spoiler: Junko Enoshima is the mastermind again]], on the grounds that [[HijackedByGanon "it's always been her"]]. The line was so funny to Nico that he was willing to [[spoiler: let Tsumugi slide for kill his waifu, Kaede]]. There is also his continued laughter after Tsumugi pointed out that this particular 'twist' [[ItsTheSameNowItSucks has become "boring or repetitive"]].

** Nico finds out [[spoiler: ''Danganronpa'' itself was all fictional]]. It causes so much of a LogicBomb that Nico's head [[StuffBlowingUp and his house]] begins blowing up [[UpToEleven to the tune of Ode to Joy]]
---> '''Nico:''' [[spoiler: What are we doing!? Wh-What do you mean were in a fictional world of ''Danganronpa''!? What do you call this right now!?]]
** It turns out the mastermind of ''Danganronpa V3'' was [[spoiler: [[TheDogWasTheMastermind Hagakure]]]].
** Nico asks why anyone would want to be [[spoiler:a character in the Killing Game, claiming he wouldn't want to be a character in ''Franchise/PowerRangers, Franchise/KingdomHearts'' or ''Franchise/{{Persona}}''... only to realize each time that he's had that exact thought about each of those franchises]].
** Some of the [[spoiler: comments from the in-universe audience of [=DRV3=]]] ended up giving Nico quite a laugh.
*** It doesn't help he calls the [[spoiler: audience]] his Picky Penguins!
** Nico cites [[spoiler: ''Anniversary Danganronpa 10: Birth of Despair'']] as his favorite in the entire series and recalls that [[NoodleIncident the LP he did for the game]] was [[LongRunner 346 episodes long]] and how he thought that the LP would never end. At one point he went insane playing it, so he cut off his arm and replaced it with [[spoiler: Junko's arm]] so he could finish it when he decided that he couldn't finish it with his regular arm.
** Monokuma begins to freak about [[spoiler: Danganronpa ending]] because he's afraid of losing his career and having no idea where to go after.
** Then after Shuichi [[spoiler: ends Danganronpa and the audience tune out]], it InUniverse leads to all of Nico's viewers clicking off of the video and [[GoneHorriblyRight unsubscribing from his channel.]] Nico panics as he loses his livelihood while Shuichi calmly shushes him and tells him to "let it die."
* The credits sequence, where Nico as people leave theater hypes up [[spoiler: upcoming ''Danganronpa 54: Komaeda's Revenge'', where Komaeda now has a bagel Megatron and there's a sex minigame where you can ship everyone]]...except Kokichi shows up and tells everyone to fuck off from the cinema because it was all a lie. At the end, the finale of the ''Danganronpa'' franchise leads to everyone forgetting about it, removing Nico's channel from existence.

* [[spoiler: After trying end ''Danganronpa'' once and for all]] it becomes pointless since [[RealitySubtext Spike Chunsoft has already announced work on another action Danganronpa game]] like ''Ultra Despair Girls''.

-->''[the two kids in question are, in fact, [[spoiler:pelvic thrusting toward a corpse on top of a vending machine]]]''

-->'''Kids:''' [[spoiler:Yeah! Oh my god, look at that purple ass right there! ''[sensual grunting]'' I just wanna - ''[more sensual grunting]'' Pelvic '''thrust'''! ''[this amount of sensual grunting is probably going to get us on a list]'']]

-->'''Nico:''' And [[spoiler:'''what the hell is she''' '''''recording it?!''''']] What is going on?!

* While it's more of a TearJerker, his reaction to the death of both [[spoiler: Bandai]] and [[spoiler: Asahina]] is almost disturbingly entertaining.
--> '''Nico:''' [[spoiler: (after reading Bandai's NG Code)]] Oh, what the fuck?! ''Fuck'' you, Monokuma, you piece of shit!
--> [[spoiler: '''Asahina!Nico:''' I survived the first game just to die two games later!?]]

** This ends up being [[spoiler: HilariousInHindsight when it was revealed in the actual show that Tengan was the BigBad. That's right: NicoB correctly guessed the mastermind just two episodes in. Never doubt Nico's [[AchievementsInIgnorance Ultimate Bullshit powers]].]]

* Nico's reaction to the revelation that [[spoiler:Asahina's death was fake]]. He needs three [[SmashCut cutaways]] before he can talk normally again.
--> '''Nico:''' YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING UP MY LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN?! ALRIGHT?! I'VE JUST BEEN [[ManlyTears CRYING]] MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT STUFFING MY FACE FULL OF [[spoiler:[[TrademarkFavoriteFood DONUTS]]]], JUST LIKE "''WHY''?! LIFE'S NOT WORTH LIVING ANYMORE!"
** Immediately following this, his [[BigNo reaction]] to [[spoiler:the death of Great Gozu]]. Also a TearJerker, yet Nico's reaction, [[spoiler:like with the deaths of Yukizome and Bandai]], is hilariously endearing considering that he was starting to really like him.
---> '''Nico:''' See? He was a [[spoiler:nice, [[ALoadOfBull big bull man]]]]. Even if he did [[AmusingInjuries dislocate my shoulder]].
---> '''[[spoiler:Great Gozu]]:''' I will kill you if you give up hope, motherfucker!
---> '''Naegi:''' I love you, too, [[spoiler:Mr Bull]]!

* After agreeing with a commenter's observation about how sketchy everyone [[spoiler:minus [[NiceGuy Bandai]] and [[GentleGiant Great Gozu]]]] seems to be in Future Foundation, Nico highlights this with some ad-libbing between [[AlphaBitch Andou]] and [[TheComicallySerious Izayoi]].

* Nico's reaction to TheReveal that [[spoiler:Miaya is actually a robot controlled by [[HateSink Monaca]]]]. UnexplainedRecovery and JokerImmunity don't seem to be Nico's favourite tropes, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuQgV3w4Xk&t=9m50s this is what shows it]].

** [[spoiler:Even better with TheReveal that Tengan is the mastermind (though he's still not a Remnant of Despair).]]

* Upon the revelation [[spoiler:that Kimura dies in this episode]], once he's done watching the episode, Nico pleads the TV show if he can load his save file and just do [[spoiler:her]] Free Time Events.
--> '''Nico:''' Can I load up my old save and just do [[spoiler:her]] Free Time Events? Can you do that for me Dangan Ronpa 3 TV show?

* Seeing [[spoiler:Kimura's dead body]] made Nico sad again...then he goes on [[spoiler:to say that he didn't give a shit about Izayoi who died in the episode]].

** [[spoiler:[[HarsherInHindsight This, however]], becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment in Side:Despair episode 9 when it flashes back to Ruruka betraying and killing Izayoi, but he goes to TurnTheOtherCheek and says [[UndyingLoyalty he still loves her]], [[FaceDeathWithDignity accepting his death]]. After they kiss one last time, Nico takes back what he said about not feeling bad for Izayoi.]]
* [[spoiler:Togami]] acting like a [[ItsAllAboutMe prima-donna]] when he finally appears again.

* Nico outright ''roaring'' with laughter upon the reveal that [[spoiler:Monaca gave up on both hope and despair because she didn't want to end up like Komaeda]].
--> '''[[spoiler:Komaeda]]!Nico''': Look Nico, look! I ''am'' being helpful!

* Though also a huge TearJerker, [[spoiler:like with the deaths of [[NiceGuy Bandai]] and [[GentleGiant Great Gozu]], Nico's [[BigNo reaction]] at [[TheGadfly Kizakura's]] [[HeroicSacrifice death]] is hilariously endearing.]]

* Kirigiri being totally [[TheStoic blasé]] about [[spoiler: [[{{Squick}} licking the saliva off of Izayoi's corpse]] to find out he ate sugar and thus died from his NG code.]]

* Nico crying over [[spoiler:Chiaki's CruelAndUnusualDeath]] in ''Side Despair'' Episode 10? A real TearJerker. Nico [[ImplausibleDeniability trying to deny that anything happened]] during the intro to this video? A bit of BlackComedy.

* "AAH! Omigod, it's [[spoiler:Maizono]]'s ghost!"
* Nico's reaction to seeing [[spoiler:the buttery remains of Owada]].

* Nico decides to play [[RefugeInAudacity It's Raining Men]] over [[spoiler: the reserve course committing suicide.]]

-->([[spoiler:The bullet bounces right into Komaeda's skull]])

* Nico acting frustrated after he repeatedly fails to access Shuichi's third free time event. [[note]]The reason why he can't access Shuichi's third free time event is because [[spoiler:Shuichi doesn't ''have'' a third free time event; the game only allows [[DecoyProtagonist Kaede]] to have two free time events with each character, and you are supposed to fill out the remaining friendship fragments after Shuichi becomes the protagonist.]] Of course, Nico didn't know that at the time.[[/note]]

** [[spoiler:Doubly funny in light of the game's ending, since it's easy to imagine this as a Team Danganronpa staff meeting.]]

* [[spoiler:Apparently Komaeda was Rantaro's mentor of Ultimate Bullshit, but...]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Monokuma!Nico:''' Too bad he's dead.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Komaeda!Nico:''' [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith No Rantaro, you were supposed to destroy the despair, not join them!]] [[BigNo Nooooo!!!]]]]
** [[spoiler: Also Rantaro's supposed execution was supposed to be Monokuma pelting him with avocadoes until he died. Just because his hair was green.]]
** [[spoiler:Some of the last words of the victims in the Climax Inference are hilarious.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro!Nico:''' What the pants!?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma!Nico:''' I've still got a ways to go *drowning noises*.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Angie!Nico:''' Owie!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Miu!Nico:''' UUGGGHHH!!! That's some good shit right there!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Kokichi!Nico:''' This isn't gonna hurt, right?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro!Nico:''' What the hell? Good that I didn't have my head closer to that bookcase. [[TemptingFate It could've ended badly]]. (Rantaro's real final words)]]

* [[spoiler: [[VillainousBreakdown Kirumi losing it after getting caught as the second culprit.]]]]

--> [[spoiler: [[Creator/KiraBuckland "I was]] [[VideoGame/NierAutomata Android 2B!]] Best waifu ever! Booty booty butt cheeks, Shuichi!"]]

* [[spoiler:Ryouma really raised the death flags after Nico went back to Chapter 2 to finish his FTE.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma!Nico:''' [[TemptingFate I don't need a reason to live to survive this game! I'll show you!]]]]

** Becomes doubly funny by the end of the chapter, [[spoiler:in light of [[BrotherSisterIncest the shit Kiyo himself is involved in]]]]. So apparently [[spoiler:murdering people to send "friends" is totally acceptable to Kiyo, but Maya's yaoi fetish is too out-there for him]].

* [[spoiler: Kiyo going LargeHam defending himself from his accusation.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Kiyo!Nico:''' I challenge you!]]
** This carries over when Shuchi recaps [[spoiler: Kiyo's]] crime in the Climax Inference.
-->'''Angie!Nico:''' (When Angie sees the killer's work) Eh, [[spoiler: Kiyo!]] What you doing sawing floorboards? You silly goober. [[WhatAnIdiot Now if you don't mind I'll be taking one of these candles down here]]. Lululululu.

* After Kiyo [[spoiler:is ''double'' executed as a ghost]], Nico gives us a gem of BlackComedy when Monokuma has this to say to him:

* Nico's reaction to one of Kokichi's NightmareFace. [[spoiler:[[https://youtu.be/7X4kPm5pHhA?t=55m26s Physically leaving the room and getting several therapy sessions.]] Better yet, he edits in a ''VideoGame/NierAutomata'' style BadEnding.]]

** What makes this even better is [[spoiler:there's still one more [[UpToEleven even worse than that]].]]
* The Kiyo Virus, a computer virus that [[spoiler: murders avatars in the virtual world with seesaws]].
--> '''Himiko!Nico:''' [[spoiler: She (Miu)]] died from the sheer stupidity of the situation.

* After [[spoiler:Gonta]]'s execution, Nico lampshades how overkill Monokuma setting him on fire was.
-->'''Monokuma:''' I'M KILLING THE BUG! Oh, I got [[spoiler:Gonta]] too, [[ApologeticAttacker sorry!]] (''sigh'') Well, all my kids are dead, ''[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing finally]]''...

* When Kokichi shows his final NightmareFace [[spoiler: Nico's head [[YourHeadASplode explodes]] and Kokichi takes over, renaming the channel [[HostileShowTakeover KokichiB]] and only having close-ups of his NightmareFace as recommendations, then said [[JumpScare face jumps right at the viewer]] while he [[EvilLaughter laughs maniacally]]]].

* Nico's [[OhCrap reaction]] to [[spoiler: the secret of the outside world:]]

* Keebo's flashback of talking to [[spoiler:Himiko when she went to the hangar]].
--> '''Keebo!Nico''': "Hello, [[spoiler:Himiko]]!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Himiko]]!Nico''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]"

* Nico [[spoiler:is successfully trolled by the fake Junko reveal at the end of Case 5]].
* Kaito's reaction in [[spoiler: his execution]]
--> '''Kaito!Nico:''' [[spoiler: "Alright guys, I'm going to space finally... [[OhCrap Oh wait! I'm going to the center of the Earth]] !!!"]]
* Nico's theory about the truth of the game in the end of Chapter 5. [[spoiler: It's even more ridiculous than the actual truth.]]

* Shuichi's reaction when he found out that [[spoiler:Kaede had a twin sister.]]
* During the sixth trial, after finding out that [[spoiler:Kaede's shot put ball death trap from Chapter 1 actually missed Rantaro]], Nico has an ImagineSpot of [[spoiler:Monokuma freaking out about it, sprinting down to the basement with a shot put ball, and whacking Rantaro over the head himself]].
-->'''Monokuma!Nico:''' Yes, here it comes! Here comes that [[spoiler:shot put ball]]! It's about to [[spoiler:hit Rantaro]], and- [[spoiler:AH FUCK, IT FUCKING MISSED! ''FUCK! AAAAAAH!!!'']]
-->'''Nico:''' And you see him [[spoiler:running down the stairs]]!

* It's limited to just a few gags, but Nico sometimes implies that his version of Hajime is a bit of a HomeNudist.

** ''Nico'': Where? Where do you want me to click you stupid thing? (clicks a random corner)
** ''Hajime'': Here!
** ''Nico'': OH FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

* Nico reacting to one mook licking her FemmeTalons:

--> '''Tenko!Nico:''' NO! NOT IN THE AFTERLIFE I CAN'T LET A DEGENERATE MALE LET YOU LIVE!!

** Nico asks why anyone would want to be [[spoiler:a character in the Killing Game, claiming he wouldn't want to be a character in ''Franchise/PowerRangers, Franchise/KingdomHearts'' or ''[[Franchise/ShinMegamiTenseiPersona Persona]]''... only to realize each time that he's had that exact thought about each of those franchises]].

--> '''Shuichi!Nico: SHUT UP MONOKUMA! YOU RATTED ME OUT! Phew... [[TemptingFate At least Tenko's dead. If she wasn't, she would have killed me.]]

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' ARRRGH!!!

--> '''Nico!Hagakure:''' Well, I'm not gonna come later, 'cause I'm afraid you're gonna kill me if I go over and see you one-on-one.
--> '''Nico!Oogami:''' You mean like how we're talking to each other, right now?
--> '''Nico!Hagakure:''' Yes, that's exactly what I mean! Okay, well, see you later!

---> '''Gundham Nico''': Go, Charizard! Eliminate all my enemies!
---> '''Charizard Nico''': Eh, I don't really want to...
---> '''Gundham Nico''': Come now, Charizard, eliminate all those who stand in my way!
---> '''Charizard Nico''': Eh, I don't really want to, and you're kind of a dick.
---> '''Gundham Nico''': Damn it, Charizard. I knew I should've gotten all eight badges first.

--> '''Byakuya Nico''': That's why I'm testing it for poison, to make sure it's safe.
--> '''Hajime Nico''': But you ate it all.
--> '''Byakuya Nico''': Yep, it's safe. Enjoy my leftovers, bitch.

-->'''Tengan Nico:''' Yeah, feel free...yeah, take a...no, you just walk up on a table.

-->'''Asahina Nico:'''Okay, seriously, do you ever gonna pronounce my name correctly?!

--> '''Chisa Nico:''' If two hopes would get naked and have sex together, do you think that would also create better hope?!
-->'''Naegi Nico:''' YES. YES I DO.

-->'''Hagakure Nico:''' But the only things out there are birds! Guys? '''GUYS?'''

-->'''Monokuma Nico:''' [[IncomingHam 'SUP, ASSHOLES, I'M BACK!]] ''[[JokerImmunity I AM FUCKING IMMORTAL!]]''

-->'''Komaeda Nico:''' Ah look, it's me too! Was that a revolver I saw on a screen? [[CallBack You're supposed to use six bullets (for Russian roulette), right?]]

* '''Chisa Nico:''' You're not be able to break me, bitch! '''I'M SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!'''

--> '''Sonia Nico:''' Rotten oranges? What is an orange?

--> Vegeta Nico: '''FINAL SHIT!''' ''explodes''

-->'''Gundam Nico:''' Hey, my hair looks a little different! I'm going for a new look this year, what do you think?

-->'''Komeada Nico:''' Well, the bad news is that Kazuichi's dead, but the good news is that I found that soda! [[CatchPhrase What a beautifully hopeful day today!]]

---> '''Kazuichi Nico:''' HELL NO!

-->'''Hajime Nico:''' Hmm, should I grow my hair out? I don't know. Would I look good in black? How about red eyes? Yeah, I'd bet that look hot!

---> '''Hajime Nico:''' (''thinking'') Alright Hajime, this is your moment, say something cool! Eeee... (''out loud'') [[AccidentalInnuendo HEY, I LIKE YOUR PUSSY BAG!]] (''thinking'') DAMMIT, WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?!

** '''Hajime Nico:''' I vow to have sex with every one of those Ultimates! That's right, ''every one of them.''

--> [[spoiler: '''Asahina Nico:''' I survived the first game just to die two games later!?]]

--> Izayoi Nico: I'm not in the mood for sweets.
--> Andou Nico: Are you sure?
--> Izayoi Nico: Okay, maybe just one.

---> '''Izayoi Nico:''' We need to find a broom closet now!

-->'''Naegi Nico''': "Alright, I swear to God if you all fucking vote for me [as the person you suspect as being the traitor] I will hope you all to death." (no less than four people vote for Naegi) "Oh, god damnit!"

--> Nico: I bet you did it, old man! Get him!
--> Tengan Nico: Oh mah gerd, AAUUUU--

--> '''Hajime Nico:''' Okay, so I think I'll start with [[TsunDere Mahiru]], then [[MegaNekko Peko]], then [[TheNapoleon Kuzuryu]], you know, start with like the smaller people then work my way to the more muscular people. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good, that sounds good. [[NoSell Except]] [[AxCrazy Komaeda.]] [[ShipSinking Komaeda can fuck off.]] [[TakeThat That's right, fangirls, ha!]]

-->'''Komaeda Nico:''' Oh, wow! What are the odds of that?[[note]] Around 1 in 60 million[[/note]]\\
'''[[GamerGirl Chiaki]] Nico:''' Wow...I've played this game 300 times, and...I've never even seen that happen.\\
'''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]] Nico:''' What the hell?! There's only supposed to be ''two'' dice in the game! (has a seizure)

'''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]] Nico:''' Fuck! Why?! Why can't I ever have a happy ending?!

--> '''[[spoiler:Komaeda]] Nico''': Look Nico, look! I ''am'' being helpful!
--> '''Monaca Nico''': I looked at him for about 2 seconds and went "Fuck that, I don't want any of that insanity!"

-->'''Kazuichi Nico:''' "Sonia being out my league is an understatement, try OUT OF MY SOLAR SYSTEM!"

-->'''Komaeda Nico:''' (to Kuzuryu) Wanna make out?

-->'''Pekoyama Nico:''' ''(Inner monologue)'' Come on, come on, Master, just say the word, just itching for a kill.

-->'''Izuru Nico:''' Oh sweet, am I [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]] in this scenario? *Izuru proceeds to shoot a police officer with a finger gun.*

-->'''Kazuichi Nico''': "What... [[BigWhat What?!...]] WHAT THE FUCK? I'M DEAD?! Well that's one hell of a transition! [[BlackComedy I knew my boner would kill me one day.]]"

-->'''Sonia Nico:''' Nobody tells me what I can and can't do. If I want someone dead, I do it myself. *Cut to Sonia trying to kill Izuru with a rocket launcher.*

--> '''Monokuma Nico:''' This is the gravestone for the ''Danganronpa 2'' let's play: 'May it rest in bagels.' GODDAMMIT, WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?!
--> '''Komaeda Nico:''' Hah hah.

--> '''Monokuma Nico:''' Except Monokid. Fuck Monokid. You're my least favorite.
--> '''Monokid Nico:''' Aww... Daddy.
--> '''Monokuma Nico:''' Because you keep breaking all my guitars. THEY ARE NOT MADE OF MONEY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

---> '''Monokid Nico:''' But Daddy, I thought you did that because you love me best!
---> '''Monokuma Nico:''' Cause you're the dumbest one here. FUCK YOU!!!

--> '''Himiko Nico:''' Help! This girl is weird! Uhhhh.

--> '''Gonta Nico:''' That's good, looks like Gonta doesn't have to smack a bitch.

--> '''Monokuma Nico:''' And I'm sipping... champagne?! WHAT THE FUCK! What is this?! You're not my martini?! Goddammit!! Did they reboot my drink of choice? THOSE MOTHERFUCKER FROM SPIKE CHUNSOFT! Well since I'm here I guess I give it a drink anyway.

--> '''Kaede Nico:''' The only panties you can see are mine, Shuichi, and I mean what I said.

-->'''Monokuma Nico:''' For this reboot, we-we need more boobs, guys. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORE! BARE! BOOBS!]] No more of that Saionji shit, alright. We ne- The bigger, the better!

--> [[spoiler:'''Monokuma Nico:''' Too bad he's dead.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Komaeda Nico:''' [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith No Rantaro, you were supposed to destroy the despair, not join them!]] [[BigNo Nooooo!!!]]]]

--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro Nico:''' What the pants!?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma Nico:''' I've still got a ways to go *drowning noises*.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Angie Nico:''' Owie!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Miu Nico:''' UUGGGHHH!!! That's some good shit right there!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Kokichi Nico:''' This isn't gonna hurt, right?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro Nico:''' What the hell? Good that I didn't have my head closer to that bookcase. [[TemptingFate It could've ended badly]]. (Rantaro's real final words)]]

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Why does my ass hurt so much?

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' I walk out that morning and look to the side and I see Kokichi's head hanging from Maki's door.

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Oh...hi Maki.
--> '''Maki Nico:''' Sup.
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' So, you...you killed Kokichi?
--> '''Maki Nico:''' Yup. You got problem with that?
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing No, I don't think anyone has a problem with that.]]

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Oh god, this place is giving me ''Corpse Party'' flashbacks. Quick, we need to leave guys before this game turns into shit!

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' I ran and ran as far away as a could, and then I lied down crying.
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' I'm going to die here, I'm going to die.

--> '''Keebo Nico:''' Stupid computer trying to take away my crazy girlfriend, I'll show him!

--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma Nico:''' [[TemptingFate I don't need a reason to live to survive this game! I'll show you!]]]]

--> '''Korekiyo Nico:''' I looked online what it was. [[TooMuchInformation I've been regretting that decision ever since]].

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Ding dong, pizza delivery!
--> '''Angie Nico:''' Uuu, pizza?! Atua, I didn't know you ordered pizza while I was working! Ah, you are truly the most wonderful god!
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' God, she really believed her bullshit.

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Ah, um...here's some pizza!
--> '''Angie Nico:''' Oh, thank you!

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Ah damn it.
--> '''Maki Nico:''' Shuichi, why did you have a pizza to begin with?
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' ...I was hungry.

--> '''Kiyo Nico:''' Alright, I'm going to remove the sheets now. Slowly! Dramatically! Here it comes!

--> '''Monodam Nico:''' Damn it! This was suppose to be my franchise!

--> '''Shuichi Nico: SHUT UP MONOKUMA! YOU RATTED ME OUT! Phew... [[TemptingFate At least Tenko's dead. If she wasn't, she would have killed me.]]

--> '''Tenko Nico:''' NO! NOT IN THE AFTERLIFE I CAN'T LET A DEGENERATE MALE LET YOU LIVE!!
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' ARRRGH!!!
--> '''Kokichi Nico:''' Oh, now Shuichi's dead! Another body announcement! :D

--> [[spoiler:'''Kiyo Nico:''' I challenge you!]]

-->'''Angie Nico:''' (When Angie sees the killer's work) Eh, [[spoiler: Kiyo!]] What you doing sawing floorboards? You silly goober. [[WhatAnIdiot Now if you don't mind I'll be taking one of these candles down here]]. Lululululu.

--> '''Himiko Nico:''' [[spoiler: She (Miu)]] died from the sheer stupidity of the situation.

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Kaede I love you! Aaaahhhh!
--> '''Gonta Nico:''' No Shuichi! It's Gonta! [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]]

-->'''Kokichi Nico:''': MEEE-- *abruptly shifts back to normal voice* '''OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH--''' *SPLAT* *THUMP*

--> '''Keebo Nico''': "Hello, [[spoiler:Himiko]]!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Himiko]] Nico''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]"
--> '''Keebo Nico''': "....Well how rude."

--> '''Kaito Nico:''' [[spoiler: "Alright guys, I'm going to space finally... [[OhCrap Oh wait! I'm going to the center of the Earth]] !!!"]]

--> '''Judge Nico:''' "What the hell? Who the hell is that guy?"
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' "Who am I? Who are you guys? Why you all have different artstyles?"
--> '''Joshua Nico:''' "Oh my god. Look. It's one of the Dangan Ronpa nerds."
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' "Oh my god. Kokichi, you're alive!"
--> '''Joshua Nico:''' "Silly Sally!"
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' "And you guys, you're the guys I saw in the book before! You're all still alive?"
--> '''Togami Nico:''' "Yes, we live immortally here in this council room. Come! Join us, Shuichi! Become one of us! Or if not you, then at least Apollo."

-->'''Monokuma Nico:''' Yes, here it comes! Here comes that [[spoiler:shot put ball]]! It's about to [[spoiler:hit Rantaro]], and- [[spoiler:AH FUCK, IT FUCKING MISSED! ''FUCK! AAAAAAH!!!'']]

-->'''Monokuma Nico:''' [[spoiler:[[MotorMouth Goddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammit!]]]]

--> '''Monokuma Nico''': "What do you want me to do? Dig up [[spoiler: Kaede's dead fucking body? She is dead Shuichi! GET OVER IT!! SHE IS NOT COMING BACK!!]] Unless, there's truth to what Nico is saying about clones, and in which case, you can have all the Kaedes you want!"
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' OH YES!

--> '''Kaede clones Nico:''' Whoa! Whoa!!

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' OH YES! Whoa.. THANK YOU GOD!!

--> '''Himiko Nico:''' Goddammit!

--> '''Keebo Nico:''' So that obvious means your going to hangout with me!
--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Actually let's go for Miu.
--> '''Keebo Nico:''' Miu!!! Goddammit Shuichi!

--> '''Gonta Nico:''' [[DoubleEntendre Hey Shuichi! You want to see my caterpillar? Do you want to see it become a butterfly?]]

--> '''Shuichi Nico:''' Oh my god, there are ladybugs all over me!

--> '''Gonta Nico''': So Gonta had to kill their ass. And with it, Gonta learn how to snap people's spine!
--> '''Shuichi Nico''': WHAT?!

--> '''Shuichi Nico''': Uh, what if we're like... in public and-
--> '''Tenko Nico''': NO! ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE! I don't even care! It doesn't even MATTER if there's a whole bunch of people around us! RIGHT THERE!

--> '''Tenko Nico''': MONKEYS, SHUICHI!!

--> '''Kokichi Nico''': ''(shocked)'' What the hell?! I said one sentence!
--> '''Ryoma Nico''': ''(not even fazed)'' And she's already having an orgasm.

--> '''Korekiyo Nico''': Here, have a friendship fragment.
--> '''Kaede Nico''': Why is it all sticky?
--> '''Korekiyo Nico''': Shh-shh. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to, Kaede.

--> '''Rantaro Nico''': Oh, hey Kiyo! How's your seesaw project going?
--> '''Korekiyo Nico''': Not enough... Ten seesaws? Thirty seesaws? A HUNDRED SEESAWS?! IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

--> '''Kazuichi Nico''': And guess who it is! That's right motherfucker, it's me, Kazuichi! But I'm not just any ordinary Kazuichi. No... I AM SUPER MECHANIC GOD KAZUICHI!

--> '''Sonia Nico''': I'm going to wed Gundham tomorrow.
-->'''Kazuichi Nico''': Dammit it Gundham!

--> '''Kiyo Nico:"''' Not against my seesaw you don't!

--> '''Keebo Nico:''' This is got to be against the ruuuuuuuulllllleeeeeeeeeessssss!!!

--> '''Miu Nico:''' Now bend over, I'm going to clean that ass cavity of yours again!
--> '''Keebo Nico:''' Yes, good! Go deep! YEEEAAAAHHH!!!

--> '''Mahiru Nico:''' Your becoming a degenerate female.

--> '''Kiyo Nico:''' If only you knew the depths Mahiru. Just how deep this rabbit hole go, it's all up to you.

--> '''Tsumugi Nico:''' What if this series never ends and we have to live in it forever.

--> '''Komeada Nico:''' I get that a lot.

--> '''Kiyo Nico:''' Hi guys! Yes, I actually fulfilled this card, You see my dead sister is inside me and- Where are you going!?

--> '''Kiyo Nico:''' Oh good another friend for sister. Ahahaha!!! Oh well, he may not be a girl but he clearly showed himself to be a little pussy! OOOHHH!!!

--> '''Monomi Nico:''' Why are there so many dead people here?
--> '''Kiyo Nico:''' Oh you know, some skeletons in my closet.

--> '''Hajime Nico:''' Okay, so I think I'll start with [[TsunDere Mahiru]], then [[MegaNekko Peko]], then [[TheNapoleon Kuzuryu]], you know, start with like the smaller people then work my way to the more muscular people. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good, that sounds good. [[NoSale Except]] [[AxCrazy Komaeda.]] [[ShipSinking Komaeda can fuck off.]] [[TakeThat That's right, fangirls, ha!]]

--> '''Komaeda Nico:''' Oh, wow! What are the odds of that?[[note]] Around 1 in 60 million[[/note]]
--> '''[[GamerGirl Chiaki]] Nico:''' Wow...I've played this game 300 times, and...I've never even seen that happen.
--> '''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]] Nico:''' What the hell?! There's only supposed to be ''two'' dice in the game! (has a seizure)

---> '''Nico:''' Oh my God! He's at negative nine trillion yen!
---> '''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]] Nico:''' Fuck! Why?! Why can't I ever have a happy ending?!

* Monokuma's reaction on seeing himself drinking champange:
--> '''Monokuma Nico:''' And I'm sipping... champange?! WHAT THE FUCK! What is this?! You're not my martini?! Goddammit!! Did they reboot my drink of choice? THOSE MOTHERFUCKER FROM SPIKE CHUNSOFT! Well since I'm here I guess I give it a drink anyway.

--> '''Angie Nico:''' Uuu, pizza?! Atua, I didn't know you ordered pizza while I was working! You are truly the most wonderful god!

* When Monokuma reveals that he hired a replacement, Monokuma added that he even witness Shuichi see the female Student Council naked behind the locker room.
--> '''Shuichi Nico: SHUT UP MONOKUMA! YOU RATTED ME OUT! Phew... [[TemptingFate Glad Tenko's dead. If not, she would have killed me.]]

--> '''Kokichi Nico:''' Oh, now Shuichi's dead! Another body annoucement! :D

-->'''Angie Nico:''' (When Angie sees the killer's work) Eh, [[spoiler: Kiyo?]] What you doing sawing floorboards. You silly goober. Now if you don't mind I'll be taking one of these candles. Lululululu.

---> '''Gundham!Nico''': Go, Charizard! Eliminate all my enemies!
---> '''Charizard!Nico''': Eh, I don't really want to...
---> '''Gundham!Nico''': Come now, Charizard, eliminate all those who stand in my way!
---> '''Charizard!Nico''': Eh, I don't really want to, and you're kind of a dick.
---> '''Gundham!Nico''': Damn it, Charizard. I knew I should've gotten all eight badges first.

--> '''Byakuya!Nico''': That's why I'm testing it for poison, to make sure it's safe.
--> '''Hajime!Nico''': But you ate it all.
--> '''Byakuya!Nico''': Yep, it's safe. Enjoy my leftovers, bitch.

-->'''Tengan!Nico:''' Yeah, feel free...yeah, take a...no, you just walk up on a table.

-->'''Asahina!Nico:'''Okay, seriously, do you ever gonna pronounce my name correctly?!

--> '''Chisa!Nico:''' If two hopes would get naked and have sex together, do you think that would also create better hope?!
-->'''Naegi!Nico:''' YES. YES I DO.

-->'''Hagakure!Nico:''' But the only things out there are birds! Guys? '''GUYS?'''

-->'''Monokuma!Nico:''' [[IncomingHam 'SUP, ASSHOLES, I'M BACK!]] ''[[JokerImmunity I AM FUCKING IMMORTAL!]]''

-->'''Komaeda!Nico:''' Ah look, it's me too! Was that a revolver I saw on a screen? [[CallBack You're supposed to use six bullets (for Russian roulette), right?]]

* '''Chisa!Nico:''' You're not be able to break me, bitch! '''I'M SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!'''

--> '''Sonia!Nico:''' Rotten oranges? What is an orange?

--> Vegeta!Nico: '''FINAL SHIT!''' ''explodes''

-->'''Gundam!Nico:''' Hey, my hair looks a little different! I'm going for a new look this year, what do you think?

-->'''Komeada!Nico:''' Well, the bad news is that Kazuichi's dead, but the good news is that I found that soda! [[CatchPhrase What a beautifully hopeful day today!]]

---> '''Kazuichi!Nico:''' HELL NO!

-->'''Hajime!Nico:''' Hmm, should I grow my hair out? I don't know. Would I look good in black? How about red eyes? Yeah, I'd bet that look hot!

---> '''Hajime!Nico:''' (''thinking'') Alright Hajime, this is your moment, say something cool! Eeee... (''out loud'') [[AccidentalInnuendo HEY, I LIKE YOUR PUSSY BAG!]] (''thinking'') DAMMIT, WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?!

** '''Hajime!Nico:''' I vow to have sex with every one of those Ultimates! That's right, ''every one of them.''

--> [[spoiler: '''Asahina!Nico:''' I survived the first game just to die two games later!?]]

--> Izayoi!Nico: I'm not in the mood for sweets.
--> Andou!Nico: Are you sure?
--> Izayoi!Nico: Okay, maybe just one.

---> '''Izayoi!Nico:''' We need to find a broom closet now!

-->'''Naegi!Nico''': "Alright, I swear to God if you all fucking vote for me [as the person you suspect as being the traitor] I will hope you all to death." (no less than four people vote for Naegi) "Oh, god damnit!"

--> Tengan!Nico: Oh mah gerd, AAUUUU--

--> '''Hajime!Nico:''' Okay, so I think I'll start with [[TsunDere Mahiru]], then [[MegaNekko Peko]], then [[TheNapoleon Kuzuryu]], you know, start with like the smaller people then work my way to the more muscular people. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good, that sounds good. [[NoSale Except]] [[AxCrazy Komaeda.]] [[ShipSinking Komaeda can fuck off.]] [[TakeThat That's right, fangirls, ha!]]

--> '''Komaeda!Nico:''' Oh, wow! What are the odds of that?[[note]] Around 1 in 60 million[[/note]]
--> '''[[GamerGirl Chiaki]]!Nico:''' Wow...I've played this game 300 times, and...I've never even seen that happen.
--> '''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]]!Nico:''' What the hell?! There's only supposed to be ''two'' dice in the game! (has a seizure)

---> '''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]]!Nico:''' Fuck! Why?! Why can't I ever have a happy ending?!

--> '''[[spoiler:Komaeda]]!Nico''': Look Nico, look! I ''am'' being helpful!
--> '''Monaca!Nico''': I looked at him for about 2 seconds and went "Fuck that, I don't want any of that insanity!"

-->'''Kazuichi!Nico:''' "Sonia being out my league is an understatement, try OUT OF MY SOLAR SYSTEM!"

-->'''Komaeda!Nico:''' (to Kuzuryu) Wanna make out?

-->'''Pekoyama!Nico:''' ''(Inner monologue)'' Come on, come on, Master, just say the word, just itching for a kill.

-->'''Izuru!Nico:''' Oh sweet, am I [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]] in this scenario? *Izuru proceeds to shoot a police officer with a finger gun.*

-->'''Kazuichi!Nico''': "What... [[BigWhat What?!...]] WHAT THE FUCK? I'M DEAD?! Well that's one hell of a transition! [[BlackComedy I knew my boner would kill me one day.]]"

-->'''Sonia!Nico:''' Nobody tells me what I can and can't do. If I want someone dead, I do it myself. *Cut to Sonia trying to kill Izuru with a rocket launcher.*

--> '''Monokuma!Nico:''' This is the gravestone for the ''Danganronpa 2'' let's play: 'May it rest in bagels.' GODDAMMIT, WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?!
--> '''Komaeda!Nico:''' Hah hah.

--> '''Monokuma!Nico:''' And I'm sipping... champange?! WHAT THE FUCK! What is this?! You're not my martini?! Goddammit!! Did they reboot my drink of choice? THOSE MOTHERFUCKER FROM SPIKE CHUNSOFT! Well since I'm here I guess I give it a drink anyway.

--> '''Kaede!Nico:''' The only panties you can see are mine, Shuichi, and I mean what I said.

-->'''Monokuma!Nico:''' For this reboot, we-we need more boobs, guys. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis MORE! BARE! BOOBS!]] No more of that Saionji shit, alright. We ne- The bigger, the better!

--> [[spoiler:'''Monokuma!Nico:''' Too bad he's dead.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Komaeda!Nico:''' [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith No Rantaro, you were supposed to destroy the despair, not join them!]] [[BigNo Nooooo!!!]]]]

--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro!Nico:''' What the pants!?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma!Nico:''' I've still got a ways to go *drowning noises*.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Angie!Nico:''' Owie!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Miu!Nico:''' UUGGGHHH!!! That's some good shit right there!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Kokichi!Nico:''' This isn't gonna hurt, right?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro!Nico:''' What the hell? Good that I didn't have my head closer to that bookcase. [[TemptingFate It could've ended badly]]. (Rantaro's real final words)]]

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Why does my ass hurt so much?

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' I walk out that morning and look to the side and I see Kokichi's head hanging from Maki's door.

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Oh...hi Maki.
--> '''Maki!Nico:''' Sup.
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' So, you...you killed Kokichi?
--> '''Maki!Nico:''' Yup. You got problem with that?
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing No, I don't think anyone has a problem with that.]]

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Oh god, this place is giving me ''Corpse Party'' flashbacks. Quick, we need to leave guys before this game turns into shit!

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' I ran and ran as far away as a could, and then I lied down crying.
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' I'm going to die here, I'm going to die.

--> '''Keebo!Nico:''' Stupid computer trying to take away my crazy girlfriend, I'll show him!

--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma!Nico:''' [[TemptingFate I don't need a reason to live to survive this game! I'll show you!]]]]

--> '''Korekiyo:''' I looked online what it was. [[TooMuchInformation I've been regretting that decision ever since]].

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Ding dong, pizza delivery!
--> '''Angie!Nico:''' Uuu, pizza?! Atua, I didn't know you ordered pizza while I was working! You are truly the most wonderful god!
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' God, she really believed her bullshit.

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Ah, um...here's some pizza!
--> '''Angie!Nico:''' Oh, thank you!

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Ah damn it.
--> '''Maki!Nico:''' Shuichi, why did you have a pizza to begin with?
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' ...I was hungry.

--> '''Kiyo!Nico:''' Alright, I'm going to remove the sheets now. Slowly! Dramatically! Here it comes!

--> '''Monodam!Nico:''' Damn it! This was suppose to be my franchise!

--> [[spoiler:'''Kiyo!Nico:''' I challenge you!]]

--> '''Himiko!Nico:''' [[spoiler: She (Miu)]] died from the sheer stupidity of the situation.

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Kaede I love you! Aaaahhhh!
--> '''Gonta!Nico:''' No Shuichi! It's Gonta! [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]]

-->'''Kokichi!Nico:''': MEEE-- *abruptly shifts back to normal voice* '''OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH--''' *SPLAT* *THUMP*

--> '''Keebo!Nico''': "Hello, [[spoiler:Himiko]]!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Himiko]]!Nico''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]"
--> '''Keebo!Nico''': "....Well how rude."

--> '''Kaito!Nico:''' [[spoiler: "Alright guys, I'm going to space finally... [[OhCrap Oh wait! I'm going to the center of the Earth]] !!!"]]

--> '''Judge!Nico:''' "What the hell? Who the hell is that guy?"
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' "Who am I? Who are you guys? Why you all have different artstyles?"
--> '''Joshua!Nico:''' "Oh my god. Look. It's one of the Dangan Ronpa nerds."
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' "Oh my god. Kokichi, you're alive!"
--> '''Joshua!Nico:''' "Silly Sally!"
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' "And you guys, you're the guys I saw in the book before! You're all still alive?"
--> '''Togami!Nico:''' "Yes, we live immortally here in this council room. Come! Join us, Shuichi! Become one of us! Or if not you, then at least Apollo."

-->'''Monokuma!Nico:''' Yes, here it comes! Here comes that [[spoiler:shot put ball]]! It's about to [[spoiler:hit Rantaro]], and- [[spoiler:AH FUCK, IT FUCKING MISSED! ''FUCK! AAAAAAH!!!'']]

-->'''Monokuma!Nico:''' [[spoiler:[[MotorMouth Goddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammit!]]]]

--> '''Monokuma!Nico''': "What do you want me to do? Dig up [[spoiler: Kaede's dead fucking body? She is dead Shuichi! GET OVER IT!! SHE IS NOT COMING BACK!!]] Unless, there's truth to what Nico is saying about clones, and in which case, you can have all the Kaedes you want!"
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' OH YES!

--> '''Kaede clones!Nico:''' Whoa! Whoa!!

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' OH YES! Whoa.. THANK YOU GOD!!

--> '''Himiko!Nico:''' Goddammit!

--> '''Keebo!Nico:''' So that obvious means your going to hangout with me!
--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Actually let's go for Miu.
--> '''Keebo!Nico:''' Miu!!! Goddammit Shuichi!

--> '''Gonta!Nico:''' [[DoubleEntendre Hey Shuichi! You want to see my caterpillar? Do you want to see it become a butterfly?]]

--> '''Shuichi!Nico:''' Oh my god, there are ladybugs all over me!

--> '''Gonta!Nico''': So Gonta had to kill their ass. And with it, Gonta learn how to snap people's spine!
--> '''Shuichi!Nico''': WHAT?!

--> '''Shuichi!Nico''': Uh, what if we're like... in public and-
--> '''Tenko!Nico''': NO! ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE! I don't even care! It doesn't even MATTER if there's a whole bunch of people around us! RIGHT THERE!

--> '''Tenko!Nico''': MONKEYS, SHUICHI!!

--> '''Kokichi!Nico''': ''(shocked)'' What the hell?! I said one sentence!
--> '''Ryoma!Nico''': ''(not even fazed)'' And she's already having an orgasm.

--> '''Korekiyo!Nico''': Here, have a friendship fragment.
--> '''Kaede!Nico''': Why is it all sticky?
--> '''Korekiyo!Nico''': Shh-shh. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to, Kaede.

--> '''Rantaro!Nico''': Oh, hey Kiyo! How's your seesaw project going?
--> '''Korekiyo!Nico''': Not enough... Ten seesaws? Thirty seesaws? A HUNDRED SEESAWS?! IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

--> '''Kazuichi!Nico''': And guess who it is! That's right motherfucker, it's me, Kazuichi! But I'm not just any ordinary Kazuichi. No... I AM SUPER MECHANIC GOD KAZUICHI!

--> '''Sonia!Nico''': I'm going to wed Gundham tomorrow.
-->'''Kazuichi!Nico''': Dammit it Gundham!

--> '''Kiyo!Nico:"''' Not against my seesaw you don't!

--> '''Keebo!Nico:''' This is got to be against the ruuuuuuuulllllleeeeeeeeeessssss!!!

--> '''Miu!Nico:''' Now bend over, I'm going to clean that ass cavity of yours again!
--> '''Keebo!Nico:''' Yes, good! Go deep! YEEEAAAAHHH!!!

--> '''Mahiru!Nico:''' Your becoming a degenerate female.

--> '''Kiyo!Nico:''' If only you knew the depths Mahiru. Just how deep this rabbit hole go, it's all up to you.

--> '''Tsumugi!Nico:''' What if this series never ends and we have to live in it forever.

--> '''Komeada!Nico:''' I get that a lot.

--> '''Kiyo!Nico:''' Hi guys! Yes, I actually fulfilled this card, You see my dead sister is inside me and- Where are you going!?

--> '''Kiyo!Nico:''' Oh good another friend for sister. Ahahaha!!! Oh well, he may not be a girl but he clearly showed himself to be a little pussy! OOOHHH!!!

--> '''Monomi!Nico:''' Why are there so many dead people here?
--> '''Kiyo!Nico:''' Oh you know, some skeletons in my closet.

** Kokichi is eventually dubbed the new Komaeda. All because he serves as the TheRival of the game and loves to end his sentence with [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound riiight]].

--> '''Monokuma!Nico:''' Except Monokid. Fuck Monokid. You're my least favorite.
--> '''Monokid!Nico:''' Aww... Daddy.
--> '''Monokuma!Nico:''' Because you keep breaking all my guitars. THEY ARE NOT MADE OF MONEY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

---> '''Monokid!Nico:''' But Daddy, I thought you did that because you love me best!
---> '''Monokuma!Nico:''' Cause you're the dumbest one here. FUCK YOU!!!

--> '''Himiko!Nico:''' Help! This girl is weird! Uhhhh.

--> '''Gonta!Nico:''' That's good, looks like Gonta doesn't have to smack a bitch.

** Kokichi is eventually dubbed the new Komaeda. All because he serves as the TheRival of the game and loves to end his sentence with [[MostAnnoyingSound riiight]].

---> '''Gundham (Nico)''': Go, Charizard! Eliminate all my enemies!
---> '''Charizard (Nico)''': Eh, I don't really want to...
---> '''Gundham (Nico)''': Come now, Charizard, eliminate all those who stand in my way!
---> '''Charizard (Nico)''': Eh, I don't really want to, and you're kind of a dick.
---> '''Gundham (Nico)''': Damn it, Charizard. I knew I should've gotten all eight badges first.

--> '''Byakuya (Nico)''': That's why I'm testing it for poison, to make sure it's safe.
--> '''Hajime (Nico)''': But you ate it all.
--> '''Byakuya (Nico)''': Yep, it's safe. Enjoy my leftovers, bitch.

-->'''Tengan (Nico):''' Yeah, feel free...yeah, take a...no, you just walk up on a table.

-->'''Asahina (Nico):'''Okay, seriously, do you ever gonna pronounce my name correctly?!

--> '''Chisa (Nico):''' If two hopes would get naked and have sex together, do you think that would also create better hope?!
-->'''Naegi (Nico):''' YES. YES I DO.

-->'''Hagakure (Nico):''' But the only things out there are birds! Guys? '''GUYS?'''

-->'''Monokuma (Nico):''' [[IncomingHam 'SUP, ASSHOLES, I'M BACK!]] ''[[JokerImmunity I AM FUCKING IMMORTAL!]]''

-->'''Komaeda (Nico):''' Ah look, it's me too! Was that a revolver I saw on a screen? [[CallBack You're supposed to use six bullets (for Russian roulette), right?]]

* '''Chisa (Nico):''' You're not be able to break me, bitch! '''I'M SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!'''

--> '''Sonia (Nico):''' Rotten oranges? What is an orange?

--> Vegeta (Nico): '''FINAL SHIT!''' ''explodes''

-->'''Gundam (Nico):''' Hey, my hair looks a little different! I'm going for a new look this year, what do you think?

-->'''Komeada (Nico):''' Well, the bad news is that Kazuichi's dead, but the good news is that I found that soda! [[CatchPhrase What a beautifully hopeful day today!]]

---> '''Kazuichi (Nico):''' HELL NO!

-->'''Hajime (Nico):''' Hmm, should I grow my hair out? I don't know. Would I look good in black? How about red eyes? Yeah, I'd bet that look hot!

---> '''Hajime (Nico):''' (''thinking'') Alright Hajime, this is your moment, say something cool! Eeee... (''out loud'') [[AccidentalInnuendo HEY, I LIKE YOUR PUSSY BAG!]] (''thinking'') DAMMIT, WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?!

** '''Hajime (Nico):''' I vow to have sex with every one of those Ultimates! That's right, ''every one of them.''

--> [[spoiler: '''Asahina (Nico):''' I survived the first game just to die two games later!?]]

--> Izayoi (Nico): I'm not in the mood for sweets.
--> Andou (Nico): Are you sure?
--> Izayoi (Nico): Okay, maybe just one.

---> '''Izayoi (Nico):''' We need to find a broom closet now!

-->'''Naegi (Nico)''': "Alright, I swear to God if you all fucking vote for me [as the person you suspect as being the traitor] I will hope you all to death." (no less than four people vote for Naegi) "Oh, god damnit!"

--> Tengan (Nico): Oh mah gerd, AAUUUU--

--> '''Hajime (Nico):''' Okay, so I think I'll start with [[TsunDere Mahiru]], then [[MegaNekko Peko]], then [[TheNapoleon Kuzuryu]], you know, start with like the smaller people then work my way to the more muscular people. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good, that sounds good. [[NoSale Except]] [[AxCrazy Komaeda.]] [[ShipSinking Komaeda can fuck off.]] [[TakeThat That's right, fangirls, ha!]]

--> '''Komaeda (Nico):''' Oh, wow! What are the odds of that?[[note]] Around 1 in 60 million[[/note]]
--> '''[[GamerGirl Chiaki]] (Nico):''' Wow...I've played this game 300 times, and...I've never even seen that happen.
--> '''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]] (Nico):''' What the hell?! There's only supposed to be ''two'' dice in the game! (has a seizure)

---> '''[[ButtMonkey Kazuichi]] (Nico):''' Fuck! Why?! Why can't I ever have a happy ending?!

--> '''[[spoiler:Komaeda]] (Nico)''': Look Nico, look! I ''am'' being helpful!
--> '''Monaca (Nico)''': I looked at him for about 2 seconds and went "Fuck that, I don't want any of that insanity!"

-->'''Kazuichi (Nico):''' "Sonia being out my league is an understatement, try OUT OF MY SOLAR SYSTEM!"

-->'''Komaeda (Nico):''' (to Kuzuryu) Wanna make out?

-->'''Pekoyama (Nico):''' ''(Inner monologue)'' Come on, come on, Master, just say the word, just itching for a kill.

-->'''Izuru (Nico):''' Oh sweet, am I [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]] in this scenario? *Izuru proceeds to shoot a police officer with a finger gun.*

-->'''Kazuichi (Nico)''': "What... [[BigWhat What?!...]] WHAT THE FUCK? I'M DEAD?! Well that's one hell of a transition! [[BlackComedy I knew my boner would kill me one day.]]"

-->'''Sonia (Nico):''' Nobody tells me what I can and can't do. If I want someone dead, I do it myself. *Cut to Sonia trying to kill Izuru with a rocket launcher.*

--> '''Monokuma (Nico):''' This is the gravestone for the ''Danganronpa 2'' let's play: 'May it rest in bagels.' GODDAMMIT, WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?!
--> '''Komaeda (Nico):''' Hah hah.
* Of all the Monokubs, Monokuma seems to hate [[TheUnfavorite Monokid]] the most, because he keeps breaking his guitars. He even gives Monokid a Fukawa tongue as a present to show how much he's his least favorite.
--> '''Monokid (Nico):''' But Daddy, I thought you did that because you love me best!

--> '''Himiko (Nico):''' Help! This girl is weird! Uhhhh.

--> '''Gonta (Nico):''' That's good, looks like Gonta doesn't have to smack a bitch.

* Monokuma's reaction on him drinking champange:
--> '''Monokuma!Nico:''' And I'm sipping... champange?! WHAT THE FUCK! What is this?! You're not my martini?! Goddammit!! Did they reboot my drinking choice? THOSE MOTHERFUCKER FROM SPIKE CHUNSOFT! Well since I'm here I guess I give it a drink anyway.

--> [[spoiler:'''Monokuma (Nico):''' Too bad he's dead.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Komaeda (Nico):''' [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith No Rantaro, you were supposed to destroy the despair, not join them!]] [[BigNo Nooooo!!!]]]]

--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro (Nico):''' What the pants!?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma (Nico):''' I've still got a ways to go *drowning noises*.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Angie (Nico):''' Owie!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Miu (Nico):''' UUGGGHHH!!! That's some good shit right there!]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Kokichi (Nico):''' This isn't gonna hurt, right?]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Rantaro (Nico):''' What the hell? Good that I didn't have my head closer to that bookcase. [[TemptingFate It could've ended badly]]. (Rantaro's real final words)]]

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Why does my ass hurt so much?

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' I walk out that morning and look to the side and I see Kokichi's head hanging from Maki's door.

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Oh...hi Maki.
--> '''Maki (Nico):''' Sup.
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' So, you...you killed Kokichi?
--> '''Maki (Nico):''' Yup. You got problem with that?
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing No, I don't think anyone has a problem with that.]]

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Oh god, this place is giving me ''Corpse Party'' flashbacks. Quick, we need to leave guys before this game turns into shit!

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' I ran and ran as far away as a could, and then I lied down crying.
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' I'm going to die here, I'm going to die.

--> '''Keebo (Nico):''' Stupid computer trying to take away my crazy girlfriend, I'll show him!

--> [[spoiler:'''Ryouma (Nico):''' [[TemptingFate I don't need a reason to live to survive this game! I'll show you!]]]]

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Ding dong, pizza delivery!
--> '''Angie (Nico):''' Uuu, pizza?! Atua, I didn't know you ordered pizza while I was working! You are truly the most wonderful god!
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' God, she really believed her bullshit.

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Ah, um...here's some pizza!
--> '''Angie (Nico):''' Oh, thank you!

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Ah damn it.
--> '''Maki (Nico):''' Shuichi, why did you have a pizza to begin with?
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' ...I was hungry.

--> '''Kiyo (Nico):''' Alright, I'm going to remove the sheets now. Slowly! Dramatically! Here it comes!

--> '''Monodam (Nico):''' Damn it! This was suppose to be my franchise!

--> [[spoiler:'''Kiyo (Nico):''' I challenge you!]]

--> '''Himiko (Nico):''' [[spoiler: She (Miu)]] died from the sheer stupidity of the situation.

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Kaede I love you! Aaaahhhh!
--> '''Gonta (Nico):''' No Shuichi! It's Gonta! [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]]

-->'''Kokichi (Nico):''': MEEE-- *abruptly shifts back to normal voice* '''OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH--''' *SPLAT* *THUMP*

--> '''Keebo (Nico)''': "Hello, [[spoiler:Himiko]]!"
--> '''[[spoiler:Himiko]] (Nico)''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]"
--> '''Keebo (Nico)''': "....Well how rude."

--> '''Kaito (Nico):''' [[spoiler: "Alright guys, I'm going to space finally... [[OhCrap Oh wait! I'm going to the center of the Earth]] !!!"]]

--> '''Judge (Nico):''' "What the hell? Who the hell is that guy?"
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' "Who am I? Who are you guys? Why you all have different artstyles?"
--> '''Joshua (Nico):''' "Oh my god. Look. It's one of the Dangan Ronpa nerds."
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' "Oh my god. Kokichi, you're alive!"
--> '''Joshua (Nico):''' "Silly Sally!"
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' "And you guys, you're the guys I saw in the book before! You're all still alive?"
--> '''Togami (Nico):''' "Yes, we live immortally here in this council room. Come! Join us, Shuichi! Become one of us! Or if not you, then at least Apollo."

-->'''Monokuma (Nico):''' Yes, here it comes! Here comes that [[spoiler:shot put ball]]! It's about to [[spoiler:hit Rantaro]], and- [[spoiler:AH FUCK, IT FUCKING MISSED! ''FUCK! AAAAAAH!!!'']]

-->'''Monokuma (Nico):''' [[spoiler:[[MotorMouth Goddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammitgoddammit!]]]]

--> '''Monokuma(Nico)''': "What do you want me to do? Dig up [[spoiler: Kaede's dead fucking body? She is dead Shuichi! GET OVER IT!! SHE IS NOT COMING BACK!!]] Unless, there's truth to what Nico is saying about clones, and in which case, you can have all the Kaedes you want!"
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' OH YES!

--> '''Kaede clones (Nico):''' Whoa! Whoa!!

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' OH YES! Whoa.. THANK YOU GOD!!

--> '''Himiko (Nico):''' Goddammit!

--> '''Keebo (Nico):''' So that obvious means your going to hangout with me!
--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Actually let's go for Miu.
--> '''Keebo (Nico):''' Miu!!! Goddammit Shuichi!

--> '''Gonta (Nico):''' [[DoubleEntendre Hey Shuichi! You want to see my caterpillar? Do you want to see it become a butterfly?]]

--> '''Shuichi (Nico):''' Oh my god, there are ladybugs all over me!

--> '''Gonta (Nico)''': So Gonta had to kill their ass. And with it, Gonta learn how to snap people's spine!
--> '''Shuichi (Nico)''': WHAT?!

--> '''Shuichi (Nico)''': Uh, what if we're like... in public and-
--> '''Tenko (Nico)''': NO! ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE! I don't even care! It doesn't even MATTER if there's a whole bunch of people around us! RIGHT THERE!

--> '''Tenko (Nico)''': MONKEYS, SHUICHI!!

--> '''Kokichi (Nico)''': ''(shocked)'' What the hell?! I said one sentence!
--> '''Ryoma (Nico)''': ''(not even fazed)'' And she's already having an orgasm.

--> '''Korekiyo (Nico)''': Here, have a friendship fragment.
--> '''Kaede (Nico)''': Why is it all sticky?
--> '''Korekiyo (Nico)''': Shh-shh. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to, Kaede.

--> '''Rantaro (Nico)''': Oh, hey Kiyo! How's your seesaw project going?
--> '''Korekiyo (Nico)''': Not enough... Ten seesaws? Thirty seesaws? A HUNDRED SEESAWS?! IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

--> '''Kazuichi (Nico)''': And guess who it is! That's right motherfucker, it's me, Kazuichi! But I'm not just any ordinary Kazuichi. No... I AM SUPER MECHANIC GOD KAZUICHI!

--> '''Sonia (Nico)''': I'm going to wed Gundham tomorrow.
-->'''Kazuichi (Nico)''': Dammit it Gundham!

--> '''Kiyo (Nico):"''' Not against my seesaw you don't!

--> '''Keebo (Nico):''' This is got to be against the ruuuuuuuulllllleeeeeeeeeessssss!!!

--> '''Miu (Nico):''' Now bend over, I'm going to clean that ass cavity of yours again!
--> '''Keebo (Nico):''' Yes, good! Go deep! YEEEAAAAHHH!!!

--> '''Mahiru (Nico):''' Your becoming a degenerate female.

--> '''Kiyo (Nico):''' If only you knew the depths Mahiru. Just how deep this rabbit hole go, it's all up to you.

--> '''Tsumugi (Nico):''' What if this series never ends and we have to live in it forever.

--> '''Komeada (Nico):''' I get that a lot.

--> '''Kiyo (Nico):''' Hi guys! Yes, I actually fulfilled this card, You see my dead sister is inside me and- Where are you going!?

--> '''Kiyo (Nico):''' Oh good another friend for sister. Ahahaha!!! Oh well, he may not be a girl but he clearly showed himself to be a little pussy! OOOHHH!!!

--> '''Monomi (Nico):''' Why are there so many dead people here?
--> '''Kiyo (Nico):''' Oh you know, some skeletons in my closet.

!! Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

!! Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

!! Danganronpa IF

!! Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak Academy

!! Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

* When Kokichi runs away from Ishimaru, Ishimaru gives chase. It doesn't end well for him.

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----> '''Oogami''': Come, Naegi. Come into my womanly chest.

* NicoB's WhereAreTheyNow segment on ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'''s bad ending.

---> '''Nico:''' '''FUCK!'''

--->'''Naegi (Nico)''': "Alright, I swear to God if you all fucking vote for me [as the person you suspect as being the traitor] I will hope you all to death." (no less than four people vote for Naegi) "Oh, god damnit!"

---> "Dewicious died as he lived...''[[IncrediblyLamePun whipped!]]''"