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*** Cue Eddie arriving with a kidnapped Mr. Shirley with a giant ribbon tied around him.
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--> '''Todd''': Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?
--> '''Clark''': Bend over and [[AssShove I'll show you!]]
--> '''Todd''': You have some real nerve talking to me like that, Griswold...
--> '''Clark''': (''nodding to Todd's wife'') I wasn't talking to you!
--> '''Clark''': Bend over and [[AssShove I'll show you!]]
--> '''Todd''': You have some real nerve talking to me like that, Griswold...
--> '''Clark''': (''nodding to Todd's wife'') I wasn't talking to you!
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--> '''Todd''': Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?
-->big?\\
'''Clark''': Bend over and [[AssShove I'll showyou!]]
-->you!]]\\
'''Todd''': You have some real nerve talking to me like that,Griswold...
-->Griswold...\\
'''Clark''': (''nodding to Todd's wife'') I wasn't talking to you!
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'''Clark''': Bend over and [[AssShove I'll show
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'''Todd''': You have some real nerve talking to me like that,
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'''Clark''': (''nodding to Todd's wife'') I wasn't talking to you!
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--> '''Mary:''' These are cut really high in the hip. Look, I'm wearing something similar. See, you can't see the line.
--> '''Clark:''' ''(absent-mindedly)'' Can't see the line, can you Russ?
--> '''Rusty:''' Nope.
--> ''([[DoubleTake Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there]])''
--> '''Clark:''' ''(absent-mindedly)'' Can't see the line, can you Russ?
--> '''Rusty:''' Nope.
--> ''([[DoubleTake Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there]])''
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--> '''Mary:''' These are cut really high in the hip. Look, I'm wearing something similar. See, you can't see the line.
-->line.\\
'''Clark:''' ''(absent-mindedly)'' Can't see the line, can youRuss?
-->Russ?\\
'''Rusty:'''Nope.
-->Nope. \\
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'''Clark:''' ''(absent-mindedly)'' Can't see the line, can you
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---> '''Rusty:''' Nope.
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---> ''([[DoubleTake Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there]])''
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*** Cue Eddie arriving with a kidnapped Mr. Shirley with a giant ribbon tied around him.
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* The animated intro to the movie, featuring poor Saint Nick himself as he struggles to deliver presents to the Griswold family home--and sustaining several injuries along the way.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYlOTajXGg&feature=related Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?]]
** Bend over and I'll show you!
** Bend over and I'll show you!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYlOTajXGg&feature=related Clark's exchange with his uptight neighbors over his Christmas tree.]]
--> '''Todd''': Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree thatbig?]]
**big?
--> '''Clark''': Bend over and [[AssShove I'll show you!]]
--> '''Todd''': You have some real nerve talking to me like that, Griswold...
--> '''Clark''': (''nodding to Todd's wife'') I wasn't talking to you!
--> '''Todd''': Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that
**
--> '''Clark''': Bend over and [[AssShove I'll show you!]]
--> '''Todd''': You have some real nerve talking to me like that, Griswold...
--> '''Clark''': (''nodding to Todd's wife'') I wasn't talking to you!
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** Just in case YouTube takes it down:
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** Just in case YouTube Website/YouTube takes it down:
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** "Can I take something out for you?" Cue Clark laughing like a hyena.
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--> '''Clark:''' ''(absent-mindedly)'' Can't see the line, can you Russ?
--> '''Rusty:''' Nope.
--> ''([[DoubleTake Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there]])''
--> '''Rusty:''' Nope.
--> ''([[DoubleTake Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there]])''
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--> '''Clark:''' Take it, Russ! (Russ stays silent while Clark and Ellen Bob their heads in rhythm to the unsung phrase)
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--> '''Clark:''' Take it, Russ! (Russ stays silent while Clark and Ellen Bob bob their heads in rhythm to the unsung phrase)
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** When Clark's lights fail the first time, Francis's derisive laugh is cut short by an alcohol-induced belch.
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** When Clark's lights fail the first time, Francis's derisive laugh is cut short by an alcohol-induced belch.belch.
* During the eggnog scene, Eddie is wearing a black dickey (collar and false shirtfront) under a white sweater, revealing the tacky garment hilariously.
* During the eggnog scene, Eddie is wearing a black dickey (collar and false shirtfront) under a white sweater, revealing the tacky garment hilariously.
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** Along with Clark utterly losing his shit, spewing {{Angrish}} and trashing his lawn decorations when he can't get them to light back up.
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** Along with Clark utterly losing his shit, spewing {{Angrish}} and trashing his lawn decorations when he can't get them to light back up.up.
** When Clark's lights fail the first time, Francis's derisive laugh is cut short by an alcohol-induced belch.
** When Clark's lights fail the first time, Francis's derisive laugh is cut short by an alcohol-induced belch.
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* "Oh, he's just yakking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' He's got it up.
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* "Oh, he's just yakking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' He's got it up."
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-->'''Clark:''' (smiling broadly) "Worse? [[TemptingFate How could things ''possibly'' get any worse?]] Take a look around you, Ellen; we're at the threshold of ''Hell!''"
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-->'''Clark:''' (smiling broadly) "Worse? [[TemptingFate How could things ''possibly'' possibly get any worse?]] Take a look around you, Ellen; we're at the threshold of ''Hell!''" Hell!"
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** Then when Ellen suggests it might be best to call it quits before things get worse:
-->'''Clark:''' (smiling broadly) "Worse? [[TemptingFate How could things ''possibly'' get any worse?]] Take a look around you, Ellen; we're at the threshold of ''Hell!''"
-->'''Clark:''' (smiling broadly) "Worse? [[TemptingFate How could things ''possibly'' get any worse?]] Take a look around you, Ellen; we're at the threshold of ''Hell!''"
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* Clark [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiSt_fRPLds gets passive-aggressive]] while spreading the holiday cheer at his office.
-->'''Clark:''' (as [[BadBoss Frank Shirley]] and his suit posse pass by) Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [[TakeThat Kiss my ass.]] [[ProfessionalButtKisser Kiss his ass.]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kiss your ass.]] [[YouHaveToHaveJews Happy Hanukkah.]]
-->'''Clark:''' (as [[BadBoss Frank Shirley]] and his suit posse pass by) Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [[TakeThat Kiss my ass.]] [[ProfessionalButtKisser Kiss his ass.]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kiss your ass.]] [[YouHaveToHaveJews Happy Hanukkah.]]
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* Clark [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiSt_fRPLds [[https://youtu.be/JiSt_fRPLds?t=43 gets passive-aggressive]] while spreading the holiday cheer at his office.
-->'''Clark:''' (as [[BadBoss Frank Shirley]] and his suit posse pass by) Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. MerryChristmas. [[TakeThat Kiss Chris—[[TakeThat kiss my ass.]] [[ProfessionalButtKisser Kiss his ass.]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kiss your ass.]] [[YouHaveToHaveJews Happy Hanukkah.]]
-->'''Clark:''' (as [[BadBoss Frank Shirley]] and his suit posse pass by) Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry
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* This [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wkwRJLW84&feature=related little diddy]] had me thrown into a gigglefest.
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* This [[http://www.Clark [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wkwRJLW84&feature=related little diddy]] had me thrown into a gigglefest.com/watch?v=JiSt_fRPLds gets passive-aggressive]] while spreading the holiday cheer at his office.
-->'''Clark:''' (as [[BadBoss Frank Shirley]] and his suit posse pass by) Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [[TakeThat Kiss my ass.]] [[ProfessionalButtKisser Kiss his ass.]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kiss your ass.]] [[YouHaveToHaveJews Happy Hanukkah.]]
-->'''Clark:''' (as [[BadBoss Frank Shirley]] and his suit posse pass by) Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [[TakeThat Kiss my ass.]] [[ProfessionalButtKisser Kiss his ass.]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kiss your ass.]] [[YouHaveToHaveJews Happy Hanukkah.]]
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** Right before that, when Rusty spots Clark...chatting with Mary, he just shakes his head and grins, as if to say, "Yep, there he goes again."
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--> '''Police Chief:''' That's pretty low, Mister! [[PoliceBrutality If I had a rubber hose I would beat you with- ]]\\
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--> '''Police Chief:''' That's pretty low, Mister! [[PoliceBrutality If I had a rubber hose I would beat you with- ]]\\with-]]\\
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--> ''(Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there)''
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--> ''(Clark ''([[DoubleTake Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there)''there]])''
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* The [[AbsurdlyBrightLight Christmas Lights]] are this and Awesome at the same time. From the fact that they cause power outages every time Clark turns them on, to the fact that the blind the neighbors next door and send them crashing into things, and of course the fact that a nearby nuclear power plant has to increase output just to keep up.
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* The [[AbsurdlyBrightLight Christmas Lights]] are this and Awesome at the same time. From the fact that they cause power outages every time Clark turns them on, to the fact that the they blind the neighbors next door and send them crashing into things, and of course the fact that a nearby nuclear power plant has to increase output just to keep up.
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** Also:
--> '''Mary:''' These are cut really high in the hip. Look, I'm wearing something similar. See, you can't see the line.
--> '''Clark:''' ''(absent-mindedly)'' Can't see the line, can you Russ?
--> '''Rusty:''' Nope.
--> ''(Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there)''
--> '''Mary:''' These are cut really high in the hip. Look, I'm wearing something similar. See, you can't see the line.
--> '''Clark:''' ''(absent-mindedly)'' Can't see the line, can you Russ?
--> '''Rusty:''' Nope.
--> ''(Clark stares at Rusty in shock after realising his son's there)''
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYlOTajXGg&feature=related Where you gonna put that tree?]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYlOTajXGg&feature=related Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that tree?]]big?]]
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--> '''Clark:''' Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things!
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.]]
--> '''Clark:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, Catherine.]]
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.]]
--> '''Clark:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, Catherine.]]
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--> '''Clark:''' Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things!
-->things!\\
'''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.]]
-->]]\\
'''Clark:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, Catherine.]]
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'''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.
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'''Clark:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, Catherine.]]
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* Tch... Bingo!
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* Tch... Bingo!The sledding scene, where Clark's non-caloric, silicon-based kitchen lubricant gives his sled (literal) rocket speed. "Later, dudes."
** ''(after Clark crashes)'' "Tch... Bingo!"
** ''(after Clark crashes)'' "Tch... Bingo!"
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* "I can't swim Clark." (beat) "I know Eddie."
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* "I can't swim Clark." (beat) ''(beat)'' "I know Eddie."
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--->'''Bethany:''' What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound!
--->'''Lewis:''' You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
--->'''Lewis:''' You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
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--->'''Lewis:'''
'''Lewis:''' You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
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-->'''Eddie:''' "Don't you go falling in love with it now, because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."
-->'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]
* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered to freeze.
** And putting it back after shaking Mrs. Shirley's hand.
-->'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]
* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered to freeze.
** And putting it back after shaking Mrs. Shirley's hand.
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-->'''Eddie:''' "Don't you go falling in love with it now, because we're taking it with us [[TheThingThatWouldNotLeave when we leave here next month."
-->'''Clark:'''"]]\\
'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]
* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered tofreeze.
**freeze. And putting it back after shaking Mrs. Shirley's hand.
-->'''Clark:'''
'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]
* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered to
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--> '''Police Chief:''' That's pretty low, Mister! [[PoliceBrutality If I had a rubber hose I would beat the shit out of you!]]
* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilarious OffscreenCrash.
** ...Right as Ray Charles pauses to laugh during the song.
* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilarious OffscreenCrash.
** ...Right as Ray Charles pauses to laugh during the song.
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--> '''Police Chief:''' That's pretty low, Mister! [[PoliceBrutality If I had a rubber hose I would beat the shit out of you!]]
you with- ]]\\
'''Shirley''': I CHANGED MY MIND!
* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilariousOffscreenCrash.
** ...RightOffscreenCrash... right as Ray Charles pauses to laugh during the song.
'''Shirley''': I CHANGED MY MIND!
* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilarious
** ...Right
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* The [[AbsurdlyBrightLight Christmas Lights]] are this and Awesome at the same time. From the fact that they cause power outages every time Clark turns them on, to the fact that the blind the neighbors next door and send them crashing into things, and of course the fact that a nearby nuclear power plant has to increase output just to keep up.
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* The [[AbsurdlyBrightLight Christmas Lights]] are this and Awesome at the same time. From the fact that they cause power outages every time Clark turns them on, to the fact that the blind the neighbors next door and send them crashing into things, and of course the fact that a nearby nuclear power plant has to increase output just to keep up.
** Along with Clark utterly losing his shit, spewing {{Angrish}} and trashing his lawn decorations when he can't get them to light back up.
** Along with Clark utterly losing his shit, spewing {{Angrish}} and trashing his lawn decorations when he can't get them to light back up.
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--> '''Clark:''' Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn things!
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not since he found out they were high in cholesterol.]]
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not since he found out they were high in cholesterol.]]
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--> '''Clark:''' Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn goddamn things!
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, notsince he found out they recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.]]
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not
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--> '''Clark Sr.:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.]]
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--> '''Clark Sr.:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.]]]]
* The [[AbsurdlyBrightLight Christmas Lights]] are this and Awesome at the same time. From the fact that they cause power outages every time Clark turns them on, to the fact that the blind the neighbors next door and send them crashing into things, and of course the fact that a nearby nuclear power plant has to increase output just to keep up.
* The [[AbsurdlyBrightLight Christmas Lights]] are this and Awesome at the same time. From the fact that they cause power outages every time Clark turns them on, to the fact that the blind the neighbors next door and send them crashing into things, and of course the fact that a nearby nuclear power plant has to increase output just to keep up.
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** "Tis the season to be Mary!" "Well, that's my name!" "No shit!"
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** "Tis the season to be Mary!" "Well, that's my name!" "No shit!"shit!"
* How Clark Sr. dealt with the holidays:
--> '''Clark Sr.:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.]]
* How Clark Sr. dealt with the holidays:
--> '''Clark Sr.:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.]]
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--> '''Clark:''' Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn things!
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not since he found out they were high in cholesterol.]]
--> '''Clark:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, Catherine.]]
--> '''Catherine:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, not since he found out they were high in cholesterol.]]
--> '''Clark:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Thank you, Catherine.]]
** After that: "I pledge allegiance, to the flag..."
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** And putting it back after shaking Mrs. Shirley's hand
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** And putting it back after shaking Mrs. Shirley's handhand.
** The police chief's reaction to learning Mr. Shirley had cut out Christmas bonuses. Even better given a second ago he was there to save Mr. Shirley from being kidnapped!
--> '''Police Chief:''' That's pretty low, Mister! [[PoliceBrutality If I had a rubber hose I would beat the shit out of you!]]
** The police chief's reaction to learning Mr. Shirley had cut out Christmas bonuses. Even better given a second ago he was there to save Mr. Shirley from being kidnapped!
--> '''Police Chief:''' That's pretty low, Mister! [[PoliceBrutality If I had a rubber hose I would beat the shit out of you!]]
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* The entire scene where the family eats [[LethalChef Catherine's]] turkey. It's so dry that Clark's mom dunks pieces of it in her drink, and Clark himself tries to chew it and gargle at the same time.
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** Bonus points: That's exactly what a puking Rottweiler sounds like.
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** Before that: "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.]]"
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* "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_qt_ijuSs "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"full!"]]
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* "Oh, he's just yakking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' he's got it up.
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* "Oh, he's just yakking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' he's He's got it up.
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* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
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* "Is Almost any line spoken by Aunt Bethany.
**"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
**"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
** This exchange between her and Uncle Lewis after the squirrel gets into the house:
--->'''Bethany:''' What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound!
--->'''Lewis:''' You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
--->'''Bethany:''' What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound!
--->'''Lewis:''' You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
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* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilarious OffscreenCrash.
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* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilarious OffscreenCrash.OffscreenCrash.
**...Right as Ray Charles pauses to laugh during the song.
* Clark jumping off the FreudianSlipperySlope after meeting Mary, the sexy lingerie salesclerk (and her low-cut blouse).
-->"I was just smelling...smiling! I was just blouse...browsing!"
-->"It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than...hotter than they are!"
-->"It's a bit nipply out...I mean nippy out! HA, HA, HA! What did I say, nipple?"
-->"There are plenty of shopping days until adultery...adulthood. Which is to say, Christmas. As in, Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don't have a log, I mean, you know...If I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did..."
** Clark absentmindedly picking up a pair of panties to blot the sweat off his brow. And then awkwardly trying to stuff them into his coat pocket.
** "Tis the season to be Mary!" "Well, that's my name!" "No shit!"
**...Right as Ray Charles pauses to laugh during the song.
* Clark jumping off the FreudianSlipperySlope after meeting Mary, the sexy lingerie salesclerk (and her low-cut blouse).
-->"I was just smelling...smiling! I was just blouse...browsing!"
-->"It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than...hotter than they are!"
-->"It's a bit nipply out...I mean nippy out! HA, HA, HA! What did I say, nipple?"
-->"There are plenty of shopping days until adultery...adulthood. Which is to say, Christmas. As in, Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don't have a log, I mean, you know...If I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did..."
** Clark absentmindedly picking up a pair of panties to blot the sweat off his brow. And then awkwardly trying to stuff them into his coat pocket.
** "Tis the season to be Mary!" "Well, that's my name!" "No shit!"
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**And putting it back after shaking Mrs. Shirley's hand