History Funny / MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

* The brothers take charge of [[https://balancedbirb.tumblr.com/post/182928370207/so-i-managed-to-1-find-safety-town-clip-in]], a model town designed to teach kids about traffic laws. The situation quickly degrades into anarchy, to the point where ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer and it is stressed this isn't a bit]]) [[GetOut they get in trouble and have to stop filming there entirely.]]

* The brothers take charge of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfwaNgczxho Safetytown]], a model town designed to teach kids about traffic laws. The situation quickly degrades into anarchy, to the point where ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer and it is stressed this isn't a bit]]) [[GetOut they get in trouble and have to stop filming there entirely.]]

* Episode 674. Dear God, Episode 674. After a brief intro and one question, Griffin reads a WikiHow about how to prepare for one's first rave. Eventually, the idea of a series of raves increasing in intensity is brought up, which after ''nearly an hour'' of logistics and worldbuilding discussion, becomes Plato's Rave: a ten-layer rave/trial/eternal purgatory in the back of a Container Store. The brothers got so caught up in the bit, ''they didn't stop to record ads'', and had to insert them before the WikiHow began- as Travis notes, they recorded ads as usual in the infamous War With Grandpa Watch!

** Griffin makes the doll perform some [[ADateWithRosiePalms inappropriate hand gestures.]]

** A segment where they imagine the reveal in Kingdom Hearts 3 that it's all a Christian allegory, including a scene with [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen]] getting baptized in a carwash.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ACe5za4-Bo A discussion]] about a dorm roommate bringing a box of haunted artifacts devolves into a discussion about ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''.

* In the middle of an audience question at ep 436 (a live show, in Austin, no less), Griffin realizes that when they were children, Justin and Travis tricked him into thinking that Olive Garden offers raw fettucini for customers to chew on ''and he didn't figure out it was a prank until that moment''.

-->'''"Count Donutula", as Justin:''' "Woodworking! Disneyworld!"

-->'''Griffin:''' Yeah, if this final variant isn't buckwild, I'm gonna have to say "Well done Kraft."\\
'''Justin:''' Yeah well it's cotton candy.\\
'''Griffin:''' (laughs so hard he has to lean away from the microphone)

-->'''"Jigsaw":''' One moment, you're also [[BrickJoke under arrest]], [[ShockingSwerve that's right!]]

* "WAIT A MINUTE! Stop the world, I want to get off! Did you ''just say'' 'sow your seed in a field of pussies!?'"

** Justin's attempt to give his girlfriend a surprise ear piercing for her birthday.

* Shortly before the release of episode 542, the brothers announced they would discontinue using The Long Winters' "Departure" as their theme song [[https://mashable.com/article/bean-dad/ due to sudden controversy surrounding frontman John Roderick]]. Due to the short notice, the brothers temporarily replaced their intro song with a MIDI of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' theme, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFljaWS9Ra8 with lyrics by Griffin that sound like he improved in a spare minute.]]

* Shortly before the release of episode 542, the brothers announced they would discontinue using The Long Winters' "Departure" as their theme song [[https://mashable.com/article/bean-dad/ due to sudden controversy surrounding frontman John Roderick]]. Due to the short notice, the brothers temporarily replaced their intro song with a MIDI of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' theme, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFljaWS9Ra8 with lyrics by Griffin that he sounds like he improved in a spare minute.]]

!!Recurring Bits
[[folder:Haunted Doll Watch]]
* Pretty much the entirety of the inaugural segment, which features Build-A-Bear Workshop's no-haunting guarantee, Griffin's haunted [[Franchise/StarWars Admiral Ackbar]] action figure, and this:
-->'''Justin:''' (''reading the listing'') "I have terrible nightmares of him coming at me with an axe and it's all Ernie's doing..."
-->'''Griffin:''' So buy- do YOU want this?!
-->'''Justin:''' (''barely able to breathe'') ''Do you want this?''
* The second bit has them reviewing "Haunted Spirit Paranormal Scary Burned Doll Spirit Alicia Creepy", an [[TakeOurWordForIt apparently]] ''utterly terrifying'' burned baby doll that scares the everloving shit out of the brothers. The fact that more than one person has apparently bid on the item causes Griffin to have a minor existential crisis.
-->'''Travis:''' It's upsetting to me that the current bid is $29 and the shipping is 23.
-->'''Griffin:''' ''It's upsetting to me that there is more than one bid! There's a BIDDING WAR for Haunted Spirit Paranormal Scary Burned Doll Spirit Alicia Creepy!''
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[[folder:Munch Squad]]
* Episode 429 has a Munch Squad Jr. segment from a deli chain called Mickey's, about their Spooky Flaming Hot Cheetos pizza. The concept isn't too odd, as far as novelty food goes but the press release itself is full of grammatical errors, oddly defensive, and the pizza "looks like a crime scene". The brothers are also leery of the trend of food being designed not to be eaten, but ogled or rubbernecked.
* During a Munch Squad segment about Valentine's Day donuts:
-->'''Travis:''' You know what I like to say with donuts? ''ooooOOOOooooOOOOO.''
-->'''Justin:''' [[LamePunReaction (laughing with genuine anger)]] '''[[LamePunReaction You dumb piece of shit.]]''' I can't believe we share genetic material, you make me so angry.
* In episode 522, while going over a bizarre tie-in between Chipotle and ''VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater'', Justin offers to call his local Chipotle to verify that it actually exists. He proceeds to do so, and at first it sounds like a bit, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer but then he puts the speaker on, with a voice on the other end confirming that he seriously called a random Chipotle worker]]. What's more is that ''the employee recognizes him.''
-->'''Justin''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Do you know anything about {the Tony Hawk Burrito}]], or do I sound like an absolute lunatic right now? ''(long beat)'' ...yes, it's Justin.\\
''(Griffin begins laughing in the background)''
* In 532, Justin, for a Dunkin Donuts Halloween novelty promotion, does an impression of "Count Donutula" (basically Dracula, except talks about donuts). After doing the impression and claiming to have killed Justin, he wants to "affect an American cadence" (as the persona is very dramatic and takes a while to say anything)...only for Travis and Griffin to ''insist'' that with all that buildup he should complete the show. Then at the end, he claims he can't resurrect Justin, so they ask if he can do an impression. This leads to Justin ''roasting himself''.
-->'''"Count Donutula", as Justin:''' "Woodworking! Disneyworld!"
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