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-->'''Goro''': [[DeadpanSnarker How lucky for them...]] ''(Knocks over Kano's wine)''..."back home."

--->'''Cage:''' ''*{{beat}}*'' "Sonya... Why don't you out there, find out ''what that was?'' Liu and I will wait here."
--->'''Sonya:''' "...What?!"

--> "Liu, I hate this place. I'm telling you, I hate it. I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, and I'm surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass. It's like being back in high school!"

-->'''Abbot:''' "Spare him, Lord Raiden. American life has enfeebled his mind. Too much television!"

--> "[[JoinTheArmyTheySaid 'Come to a little tournament,' he said. 'Good for the career,' he said.]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Yeah, right...]]"

* When the PowerTrio are leaving Shang Tsung's throne room and are trying to find Kitana, Cage is certain she went down a certain passageway ([[WhatAnIdiot despite the still intact, hallway-wide spider webs]]). The passageway ends up leading them right back into the throne room.

** Sonya tells Johnny and Liu that she doesn't need their help and she can find Shang Tsung and Kano herself. Then Goro roars. Johnny then agrees with her and says that she should go and investigate while he and Liu wait there. Suddenly, she's not so keen on that idea.

** Raiden then cheers and punches one of the guards in the back in his enthusiasm. When the guard looks at him as if offended, Raiden apologizes.

* Johnny Cage's textbook-perfect GroinAttack towards [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Goro]], especially since upon impact, the camera cut right to Goro's eyes dilating as he moaned in pain.

** "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"

-->"Damn! That ''hurt''!"

* "I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass... it's like being back in high school!"

''[[The three turn around... and realize there is a huge army of mooks behind them]]''

''The three turn around... and realise there is a huge army of mooks behind them.

* Johnny gets a CowardlySidekick moment when the three heroes see a silhouette of Goro ahead:
-->'''Johnny''': Sonya... you go on ahead. Find out what that was. Liu and I will wait right here.
** Of course, Sonya was being very reckless; Johnny was half snarking her for it.

-->'''Liu Kang''': It's not her mind you're admiring. *follows her*

-->'''Johnny''': *shrug* It's true.

* Johnny Cage meets Liu Kang for the first time. He tries to pay him to carry his luggage onboard the ship, thinking he's some valet. Liu Kang takes the money, grabs a suitcase, walks over to the edge of the water, drops it in, and walks off.

** Raiden then cheers and punches one of the guards in the back in his enthusiasm. When the guard looks at him as if offended, Raiden just looks back at him and the guard apologizes and turns his head forward again.

** Raiden then cheers and slaps another spectator on the back... then sheepishly apologizes. Made even funnier by the fact that the spectator is one of Shang Tsung's {{Mooks}}.
*** Even funnier is the mook's look of confusion when Raiden apologizes.

-->'''Kano''': Yeah, well, I'm kind of an underworld boss myself, you know. Well, back home.
-->'''Goro''': [[DeadpanSnarker How lucky for them...back home.]]

* Kano asking Goro why, if Shang Tsung is so rich and powerful, the boat that brought everyone to the island is so crappy.

-->'''Johnny''': *shrug* It's true.

* When Liu Kang returns to his temple and meets with his fellow monks and Raiden again, Liu doesn't show the proper etiquette towards Raiden, quickly prompting Liu Kang's Abbot and mentor figure to defend Liu, telling Raiden that too much television in America has rotted Liu Kang's mind.

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-->'''Johnny''': *shrug* It's true.
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