History Funny / MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail

'''Old Man from Scene 24:''' Get on with it.\\

** Firstly, God's a picture of [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cqo1aOKWYAAC3TZ.jpg W.G. Grace.]]

** There's also the fact they used the word "sacked." It's supposed to mean they were fired, but there's something funny about imagining all of the incompetent people responsible for the credits being tackled like football players.

** Finally rid of all Black Knight's limbs, Arthur decides to [[DeadpanSnarker call it a draw]] and as as he moves on...

** Finally rid of all of his limbs, the Black Knight admits to calling it a draw as Arthur moves on...

(''After the moose non-sequitur continues'') ''We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.''\\

** The French bombarding Arthur and his men with livestock. "Fetchez la vache!"

--->'''Arthur:''' "JEEZUS CHRYST!!!"\\

'''Army of Knights:''' GET ON WITH IT!\\

'''King Arthur''': ''[passionately exasperated]'' You'll '''''WHAT?'''''\\
'''Black Knight''': Come here!\\
'''King Arthur''': What are you gonna do, bleed on me?\\
'''Black Knight''': '''''I'M INVINCIBLE!'''''\\
'''King Arthur''': You're a loony.\\

--->'''French Guard''': You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King! You all your silly English k-nnnnni-gits! ''(blows raspberies while tapping the top of his helmet)''\\

'''Sir Galahad''': Is there someone else up there that we could talk to?\\
'''French Guard''': No! Now go away or IShallTauntYou a second time!

-->'''Minstrel''': ''(singing)'' ♪ Bravely bold Sir Robin\\

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

-->He was not in the least bit scared\\

Brave Sir Robin.

-->His head smashed in\\

'''Sir Robin''': ''([[TooMuchInformation interrupting]])'' That's...! That's, uh... That's enough music for now, lads. There's dirty work afoot.

-->'''Roger the Shrubber''': Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?...Ah what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies.

---->'''Sir Galahad''': They're doctors?!\\

--->'''Herbert's Father''': [''continuing from the above quote''] We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. [''The crowd gasps in dismay''] But I don't want to think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter! [''The crowd applauses''] For, since the tragic death of her father--\\
'''Guest #2''': He's not quite dead!\\
'''Herbert's Father''': Since the...near fatal ''wounding'' of her father--\\
'''Guest #2''': He's getting better!\\

'''Herbert's Father''': [''speaking while intently watching the guard advance, pacing his speech with the guard's progress''] For, since her own father...who, when he seemed about to recover...suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him...\\

'''Guest #2''': Oh! [[CaptainObvious He's died]]!

--->'''Arthur''': "JEEZUS CHRYST!!!"\\

-->'''Brother Maynard''': 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of ''(puts on a pained face and voice)'' aaarrrrggh...'.
-->'''Arthur''': What?
-->'''Brother Maynard''': 'The Castle of...aaaaaargh.'
-->'''Bedevere''': What is that?
-->'''Brother Maynard''': He must've died while carving it.
-->'''Lancelot''': Oh come on!
-->'''Brother Maynard''': Well, that's what it says.
-->'''King Arthur:''' If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "''Aaaarrrgh''"! He'd just say it!
-->'''Sir Galahad:''' Perhaps he was dictating.
-->'''King Arthur:''' Oh, shut up!

-->'''Guard #1''': We're coming with you.

-->''' Dennis''': Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom.\\
'''Woman''': Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. We haven't got enough mud.

-->'''Narrator''': Once in a life time, there comes a motion picture, which changes the whole history of the motion picture. A picture so stunning in its effect, so vast in its impact, that it profoundly affect the lives of all who see it. One, such as--[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand (music abruptly stops)]]\\
'''Director''': There you go! Thank you, thank you. Next, please! (trailer rewinds)\\
'''Narrator #2''': (with even heavier accent) Once, in a, lifetime, there comes a mo-tion picture, which, changes the who-le, history of mo-tion picture. A--[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand (music abruptly stops)]]\\
'''Director''': Yeah, thank you. Next! (trailer rewinds)\\
'''Gumby Narrator''': [[NoIndoorVoice ONCE! IN! A LIFETIME!!--]][[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand (music abruptly stops)]]\\
'''Director''': [[GetOut Go away!]]\\
'''Gumby Narrator''': What!?\\
'''Director''': Next!\\
'''Gumby Narrator''': (mumbling) What's wrong with my voice? My voice is alright, my brain is hurting...\\
'''Chinese Narrator''': (in Chinese) Once in a life time, there comes a motion picture, which changes the whole history of the motion picture.\\
'''Director''': That's more like it!\\
'''Chinese Narrator''': (in Chinese) One such film is [[Creator/AkiraKurosawa Kurosawa's]] ''Film/SevenSamurai''... Another is ''Film/IvanTheTerrible''. Then there are more run-in-the-mill films like... ''Film/HerbieRidesAgain''... ''Film/LaNotte''... and ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' (the Camelot model collapses, Arthur then stabs the knight he just anointed to death). It has some quite funny moments... a fairly exciting story... and some low-budget adventure... But compared to something like Creator/IngmarBergman's ''Film/TheSeventhSeal''... It's all rather silly. So if you're an intellectual midget... and you like giggling... you could do worse than see... ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''! (switch to a fancy Chinese restaurant) And come have a meal here afterwards.\\
'''Subtitle''': '''MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. Only 4 minutes from this restaurant.'''

* Just before Sir Robin encounters the three headed knight the peasnts show up again.