History Funny / Moana

--->'''Old Man''': I'm curious about the chicken eating the rock. ''[Heihei repeatedly pecks a rock]'' He seems to lack the basic intelligence required for pretty much...everything. Should we maybe just [[EatTheDog cook him]]?\\

** Which gets funnier through meta humor: Lin-Manuel Miranda [[http://ew.com/movies/2017/01/11/moana-10-fun-facts/ jokingly subtitled]] "Shiny" as "Sebastian's Revenge," describing it as "Les Poissons" in reverse as the latter song features a human trying to eat a crab, while the former features a crab trying to eat a human.

** ''Pua'' [[BilingualBonus means "pig" and "pork" in Proto-Polynesian]]. She's essentially calling him delicious to his face.

-->'''Maui''': Stay out of this, or you're sleeping in my armpit. You, stop it. That is not a heart. It is a curse.The second I took it, I got blasted outta the sky... and I lost my hook. ''[Moana brings the heart closer to Maui.]'' Get it away from me.
'''Moana''': Get this away?
'''Maui''': Hey, hey, hey! I'm a demigod, okay? Stop that. I will smite you! You wanna get smote? Smotten? [Groans] Listen, that thing doesn't give you power to create life... it's a homing beacon of death. If you don't put it away, bad things are gonna come for it.
'''Moana''': Come for this? [raises the heart in the air] The Heart? You mean this heart right here? COME AND GET IT!
'''Maui''': Don't, you can't raise your voice like that! [Shushes Moana] You are gonna get us killed!

-->'''Maui''': Stay out of this, or you're sleeping in my armpit.

** Then, after he turns into a shark and bites her finger, her face goes through surprise, anger, confusion, and ''mild annoyance'' in about a second, before she shakes him off.

** First is the [[JawDrop slack-jawed]] "[[FlatWhat O_O]]" face she gives after Maui goes from a beetle to a ''whale'' less than ten feet from her face, with her failure to process this blatant violation of the laws of nature preventing her from anticipating the whale-sized belly-flop that follows completely drenching her.
** Then, after he turns into a shark and bites her finger, her face goes through surprise, anger, confusion, then ''mild annoyance'' in less than a second, before she shakes him off.

** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Blink and you miss it]]: When Moana is sailing back for round two with Te Kā and ash starts falling, Heihei eats a piece of ash out of the air.

** Te Kā's facial reaction to seeing Maui in Shark Head form during the final battle.
** On the list of facial expressions, the [[FlatWhat sheer uncomprehending look]] on Te Kā's face when Maui gets right in her face before turning into a whale has to be seen to be fully appreciated. And then Maui belly-flops into the water, splashing her.

* Moana gives a big explanatory speech to Heihei about her plan to confront Te Kā with just her canoe, and then she stows Heihei away in the storage compartment as she ends it with:

* While plenty intimidating, Tamatoa is hilarious thanks in large part to Jemaine Clement's conversational Kiwi[[note]]New Zealand[[/note]] accent.

-->'''Maui:''' Don't worry, it's a lot farther down than it looks. CHE-HOOOOOO! ''(jumps in. {{Beat}})'' I am still falliiiiiiiiing!

** When Maui talks about bringing humans fire, the goddess in his tattoos looks ''so offended'' when Mini Maui grabs the fire from her.

* This little bit as Moana is trying to persuade Maui to join her, which could make him a hero:
-->''(zoom in on Maui's tattoo of a crowd cheering)''\\
'''Whispering Voice''': Maui, Maui, Maui, Mauiiii...\\
''(zoom out to reveal Moana behind Maui)''\\
'''Moana''': ''(still whispering)'' You're so amazing!
** Moana, with a little smile, explains that yes, Maui may have done all he claims, [[NeverLiveItDown but everyone only remembers him for stealing Te Fiti's heart and bringing ruin for everyone]] [[BrokenPedestal and he is nobody's hero]]. Maui looks stunned and glimpses at the ocean... and the Ocean shakes its head (well... a wave) as if saying "Nah, you're really not. You messed up big time, man."

* Maui grabs Heihei and gives the camera a cheery grin, saying, "Boat snack!"
-->'''Maui:''' ''[to Heihei]'' I am gonna love you...in mah belly!

** It's then repeated after the Kakamora battle. Moana makes a deal with Maui and he shakes her hand...only to flip her overboard. And the Ocean puts her back.

** Moana [[LampshadeHanging comments on]] how the Kakamora are [[BadassAdorable actually kind of cute]], only for them to immediately attack after she says that. It comes across as TemptingFate at its finest.

-->'''Alan Tudyk:''' [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra I went to Julliard]]...

* Maui tries shape-shifting again after re-acquiring his hook. His "Cha-hoo!" causes him to turn into...a small red fish that flops around pathetically on Tamatoa's shell. He gives a face of "Huh, this usually works the first time," so he does his war cry and flops up in the air, rapidly shapeshifting into (in quick succession) a shark, a bug, [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Sven]], a pig, and finally, his normal self.

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[[caption-width-right:350:Pictured: Heihei. [[TooDumbToLive Not pictured: intelligence.]]]]

* Just the way [[spoiler: Tamatoa sings "You will die, die, die!" in Shiny.]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Pictured: [[CluckingFunny Heihei]]. [[TooDumbToLive Not pictured: intelligence.]]]]

** When Moana puts the coconut shell back on his head, Heihei stops screaming. Only to continue when she takes it off, twice, and higher pitched each time.

-->'''Maui''' ([[SuperStrength picking up boat single-handedly]]): '''A BOAT!''' The Gods... Have given me... a b'''''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAAAUGH!]]'''''\\

---> '''Maui:''' OH, COME ON! ''(Ocean squirts his face with water)''

--->'''Maui''': ''(a soaking wet Moana glares at him and he shrugs)'' Worth a shot.

-->'''Maui:''' ''(To Heihei)'' I am gonna love you...in mah belly!

'''Tamatoa:''' (''mocking Moana and suddenly growing pretty eyelashes to complete the mockery'') "That's my grandma's!" (''normal again'') [[BlackComedyCannibalism I]] ''[[BlackComedyCannibalism ATE]]'' [[MonstrousCannibalism MY GRANDMA]]! And it took a week because she was absolutely humongous. WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
* The lead into [[VillainSong Shiny]];