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* Pigeon trying to make a joke out of a black guy [[note]] Mike [[note]], a gay guy [[note]] Marquees [[note]], and an Asian girl [[note]] Yung [[note]] going to a resturant.
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* Pigeon trying to make a joke out of a black guy [[note]] Mike [[note]], [[/note]], a gay guy [[note]] Marquees [[note]], [[/note]], and an Asian girl [[note]] Yung [[note]] [[/note]] going to a resturant.
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** When Yung reads the message on the punch card:
-->'''Mike''': Time-out, time-out. Number one, [[InsaneTrollLogic if you can read computer code, it means you're a robot]], and if that's so, you should have come to me and told me that earlier. And number two, who is it that needs our help?\\
'''Yung''': ''That's'' the mystery. And I'm not a robot. ''(shows the punch card with the zeroes spelling the words "HELP ME")'' It says "HELP ME", see?\\
'''Mike''': You do not need to hide who you are, Yang.\\
'''Yung''': Yang?\\
'''Mike''': I'm proud of you no matter how you choose to live your life. Let your freak flag fly, [[Franchise/StarWars R2-D2]]! Beep beep! To the Mystery Mobile!\\
'''Yung''': It's Yung.
** Yung's reaction when Mike tells Thomas Watson that she's a robot.
** When Yung loses the chess match to Deep Blue:
-->'''Yung''': Uch, I made a dumb move.\\
'''Mike''': Don't sweat it, honey. All that robot can do is play chess. You can do so much more.\\
'''Yung''': Dad, I'm really not a robot.
-->'''Mike''': Time-out, time-out. Number one, [[InsaneTrollLogic if you can read computer code, it means you're a robot]], and if that's so, you should have come to me and told me that earlier. And number two, who is it that needs our help?\\
'''Yung''': ''That's'' the mystery. And I'm not a robot. ''(shows the punch card with the zeroes spelling the words "HELP ME")'' It says "HELP ME", see?\\
'''Mike''': You do not need to hide who you are, Yang.\\
'''Yung''': Yang?\\
'''Mike''': I'm proud of you no matter how you choose to live your life. Let your freak flag fly, [[Franchise/StarWars R2-D2]]! Beep beep! To the Mystery Mobile!\\
'''Yung''': It's Yung.
** Yung's reaction when Mike tells Thomas Watson that she's a robot.
** When Yung loses the chess match to Deep Blue:
-->'''Yung''': Uch, I made a dumb move.\\
'''Mike''': Don't sweat it, honey. All that robot can do is play chess. You can do so much more.\\
'''Yung''': Dad, I'm really not a robot.
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* "Dee-doo-doo-doo-doo...BOBBY FICHER?! (beat) WHERE THE HELL IS HIS BRAIN??!!"
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[[AC: Night Movers]]
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[[AC: Night Movers]]Movers]]
[[AC: Ty-Stunned]]
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-->'''Mike''': OOO!
-->'''Yung''': What does it say?
-->'''Mike''': It just says: "OOO!" This mystery sounds fun!
-->'''Marquees''': (reads the letter) It doesn't say "ooo," it's an old IBC binary punch card.
-->'''Mike''': What's binary?
-->'''Yung''': It's a computer language.
-->'''Mike''': Oh, like for deaf people.
-->'''Marquees''': I think you're thinking of braile, and that's for ''blind'' people.
-->'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So deaf people have no language?]] That's so sad.
-->'''Yung''': No, they speak with their hands.
-->'''Mike''': Like monkeys!
-->'''Yung''': Sorta.
-->'''Yung''': What does it say?
-->'''Mike''': It just says: "OOO!" This mystery sounds fun!
-->'''Marquees''': (reads the letter) It doesn't say "ooo," it's an old IBC binary punch card.
-->'''Mike''': What's binary?
-->'''Yung''': It's a computer language.
-->'''Mike''': Oh, like for deaf people.
-->'''Marquees''': I think you're thinking of braile, and that's for ''blind'' people.
-->'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So deaf people have no language?]] That's so sad.
-->'''Yung''': No, they speak with their hands.
-->'''Mike''': Like monkeys!
-->'''Yung''': Sorta.
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-->'''Mike''': OOO!
-->'''Yung''': What doesOOO!\\
'''Yung''': What's itsay?
-->'''Mike''': It just says:say?\\
'''Mike''': Just "OOO!" This mystery soundsfun!
-->'''Marquees''': (readsfun!\\
'''Marquees''': ''(reads theletter) letter)'' It doesn't say "ooo," it's an old IBC binary punch card.
-->'''Mike''': What's binary?
-->'''Yung''':those are zeroes. It's a an old IBM computer language.
-->'''Mike''':punch card. It's written in binary.\\
'''Mike''': Oh,like for deaf people.
-->'''Marquees''':people.\\
'''Marquees''': I thinkyou're thinking of braile, you mean braille, and that's for ''blind'' people.
-->'''Mike''':people, not deaf people.\\
'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So deaf people have no language?]] Wow. That'sso sad.
-->'''Yung''':pretty sad.\\
'''Yung''': No, they speak with theirhands.
-->'''Mike''':hands.\\
'''Mike''': Likemonkeys!
-->'''Yung''': Sorta.monkeys!\\
'''Yung''': Sort of.
-->'''Yung''': What does
'''Yung''': What's it
-->'''Mike''': It just says:
'''Mike''': Just "OOO!" This mystery sounds
-->'''Marquees''': (reads
'''Marquees''': ''(reads the
-->'''Mike''': What's binary?
-->'''Yung''':
-->'''Mike''':
'''Mike''': Oh,
-->'''Marquees''':
'''Marquees''': I think
-->'''Mike''':
'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So deaf people have no language?]] Wow. That's
-->'''Yung''':
'''Yung''': No, they speak with their
-->'''Mike''':
'''Mike''': Like
-->'''Yung''': Sorta.
'''Yung''': Sort of.
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'''Yung''': Okay.\\
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'''Yung''': ''(confused)'' Okay.\\
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* Mike doing toungue tongue twisters.
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-->'''Pigeon''': Maybe, before we take on the next mystery, we solve the mystery of figuring [[{{Animorphism}} how to turn me back into a human being]]. I mean, I have an actual interest in solving that mystery, unlike every other one.\\
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-->'''Pigeon''': Maybe, before we take on the next mystery, we solve the mystery of figuring [[{{Animorphism}} how to turn me back into a human being]]. I mean, I have an actual interest in solving that mystery, unlike every unlike, ''every other one.\\''\\
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* Mike reading the letter:
-->'''Mike''': OOO!
-->'''Yung''': What does it say?
-->'''Mike''': It just says: "OOO!" This mystery sounds fun!
-->'''Marquees''': (reads the letter) It doesn't say "ooo," it's an old IBC binary punch card.
-->'''Mike''': What's binary?
-->'''Yung''': It's a computer language.
-->'''Mike''': Oh, like for deaf people.
-->'''Marquees''': I think you're thinking of braile, and that's for ''blind'' people.
-->'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So deaf people have no language?]] That's so sad.
-->'''Yung''': No, they speak with their hands.
-->'''Mike''': Like monkeys!
-->'''Yung''': Sorta.
-->'''Mike''': OOO!
-->'''Yung''': What does it say?
-->'''Mike''': It just says: "OOO!" This mystery sounds fun!
-->'''Marquees''': (reads the letter) It doesn't say "ooo," it's an old IBC binary punch card.
-->'''Mike''': What's binary?
-->'''Yung''': It's a computer language.
-->'''Mike''': Oh, like for deaf people.
-->'''Marquees''': I think you're thinking of braile, and that's for ''blind'' people.
-->'''Mike''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So deaf people have no language?]] That's so sad.
-->'''Yung''': No, they speak with their hands.
-->'''Mike''': Like monkeys!
-->'''Yung''': Sorta.
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* "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is Adolf Hitler!"
''Adolf Hitler!''"
* "Dee-doo-doo-doo-doo...BOBBY FICHER?! (beat) WHERE THE HELL IS HIS BRAIN??!!"
* "Dee-doo-doo-doo-doo...BOBBY FICHER?! (beat) WHERE THE HELL IS HIS BRAIN??!!"
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* Pigeon trying to make a joke out of a black guy [[note]] Mike [[note]], a gay guy [[note]] Marquees [[note]], and an Asian girl [[note]] Yung [[note]] going to a resturant.
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* Pigeon deciding getting date-raped is better than sitting on a bus bench.
* [[RunningGag "I HOPE YOU DIE!!"]]
* [[RunningGag "I HOPE YOU DIE!!"]]
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* Mike doing toungue twisters.
* Mike's entire speech about hats.
* This exchange at the end of the episode:
-->'''Yung''': Who is the woman in my room wearing my clothes?!
-->'''Pigeon''': She's...she's the newest member of Mike Tyson Mysteries!
* Mike's entire speech about hats.
* This exchange at the end of the episode:
-->'''Yung''': Who is the woman in my room wearing my clothes?!
-->'''Pigeon''': She's...she's the newest member of Mike Tyson Mysteries!
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* "I hate it."
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* The episode ends with [[spoiler:the earth screwing the moon.]]
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* The episode ends with [[spoiler:the earth screwing the moon.]]]]
[[AC: Kidnapped!]]
[[AC: House Haunters]]
[[AC: Night Movers]]
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* "Mike, that computer is actually a time machine, and inside is Adolf Hitler!"
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'''Marquess''': I don't know. But... I'm sorry, but... but can you just say "savages"? I am from a time when people said things like that. It was cruel, but it was faster. You know, like, "What is it, the savages?" See how fast that is.
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'''Marquess''': I don't know. But... I'm sorry, but... but can you just say "savages"? I am from a time when people said things like that. It was cruel, but it was faster. You know, like, "What is it, the savages?" See how fast that is.is.
* The episode ends with [[spoiler:the earth screwing the moon.]]
* The episode ends with [[spoiler:the earth screwing the moon.]]
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* Mike having the need to stand on tables when he's giving a speech.
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* Mike having the need to stand on tables when he's giving a speech.speech.
* Marquess insisting they use the term "savages" instead of "indigenous people" because it's faster to say despite being aware it was a derogatory term back then.
-->'''Yung''': What is it, the indigenous people?\\
'''Marquess''': I don't know. But... I'm sorry, but... but can you just say "savages"? I am from a time when people said things like that. It was cruel, but it was faster. You know, like, "What is it, the savages?" See how fast that is.
* Marquess insisting they use the term "savages" instead of "indigenous people" because it's faster to say despite being aware it was a derogatory term back then.
-->'''Yung''': What is it, the indigenous people?\\
'''Marquess''': I don't know. But... I'm sorry, but... but can you just say "savages"? I am from a time when people said things like that. It was cruel, but it was faster. You know, like, "What is it, the savages?" See how fast that is.
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--->'''Mike''': Yung Hee, I'll give you an extra minute to say goodbye to your homeland.
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--->'''Mike''': Yung Hee, I'll give you an extra minute to say goodbye to your homeland.homeland.
* When Pigeon reveals his name:
-->'''Pigeon''': There's a bunch of stuff you guys don't know about me. Do you even know my name?\\
'''Mike''': Pigeon.\\
'''Pigeon''': Richard.\\
'''Mike''': "Richard" sounds like "pigeon".\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh, man, what's the point?
* Mike having the need to stand on tables when he's giving a speech.
* When Pigeon reveals his name:
-->'''Pigeon''': There's a bunch of stuff you guys don't know about me. Do you even know my name?\\
'''Mike''': Pigeon.\\
'''Pigeon''': Richard.\\
'''Mike''': "Richard" sounds like "pigeon".\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh, man, what's the point?
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[[AC: A River Runs Through It Into A Heart Of Darkness]]
* Mike mistaking Yung as Chinese despite knowing full well she's Korean.
** When Mike gets a new mystery written in Chinese:
--->'''Marquess''': Is that Chinese?\\
'''Mike''': Is it, Yung?\\
'''Yung''': Why would I know?\\
'''Mike''': Because you're Korean.\\
'''Yung''': Okay.\\
'''Mike''': Which is a kind of Chinese.\\
'''Yung''': No.\\
'''Mike''': Oh, Yung, sometimes I wonder if homeschooling you was a big mistake.\\
'''Yung''': Yeah, I've told you it was.
** When the gang goes to China when they were suppose to go to Nicaragua:
--->'''Mike''': Yung Hee, I'll give you an extra minute to say goodbye to your homeland.
* Mike mistaking Yung as Chinese despite knowing full well she's Korean.
** When Mike gets a new mystery written in Chinese:
--->'''Marquess''': Is that Chinese?\\
'''Mike''': Is it, Yung?\\
'''Yung''': Why would I know?\\
'''Mike''': Because you're Korean.\\
'''Yung''': Okay.\\
'''Mike''': Which is a kind of Chinese.\\
'''Yung''': No.\\
'''Mike''': Oh, Yung, sometimes I wonder if homeschooling you was a big mistake.\\
'''Yung''': Yeah, I've told you it was.
** When the gang goes to China when they were suppose to go to Nicaragua:
--->'''Mike''': Yung Hee, I'll give you an extra minute to say goodbye to your homeland.
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* Seconds after Mike lands on the moon he starts driving a moon buggy and then immediately running over an astronaut on the moon.
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* When Mike, Yung, and Marquess returns home and find Pigeon [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating in the living room on Yung's laptop]]:
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* When Mike, Yung, and Marquess returns home and find Pigeon [[ADateWithRosiePalms [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown masturbating in the living room on Yung's laptop]]:
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-->'''Pigeon''': Don't you people knock?\\
'''Mike''': Pigeon, you're home!\\
'''Pigeon''': Yeah, I'll be out of here soon. I just came home to get some stuff.\\
'''Yung''': Then why are you masturbating on my computer?\\
'''Pigeon''': Oh. Well, my phone is charging, what am I supposed to do?
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'''Mike''': No, it's not that either.\\
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'''Mike''': No, it's not that either.\\
either.
** When Mike tells him he can't live here because he might be causing his mite bites which leads to Pigeon's ClusterFBomb:
--->'''Pigeon''': Seriously? You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites? You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching? You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there? Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking ghost.\\
'''Marquess''': Hey!\\
'''Pigeon''': With a fucking hot Asian\\
'''Yung''': Ugh.\\
'''Pigeon''': I thought you people were my friends. I hope you all die! ''(Pigeon walks out of the house)''\\
'''Marquess''': Okay. Well, that went well.\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(on the Mystery Mobile)'' P.S. [[ExcrementStatement (craps on the windshield of the Mystery Mobile)]]
** When Mike tells him he can't live here because he might be causing his mite bites which leads to Pigeon's ClusterFBomb:
--->'''Pigeon''': Seriously? You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites? You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching? You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there? Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking ghost.\\
'''Marquess''': Hey!\\
'''Pigeon''': With a fucking hot Asian\\
'''Yung''': Ugh.\\
'''Pigeon''': I thought you people were my friends. I hope you all die! ''(Pigeon walks out of the house)''\\
'''Marquess''': Okay. Well, that went well.\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(on the Mystery Mobile)'' P.S. [[ExcrementStatement (craps on the windshield of the Mystery Mobile)]]
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[[AC: Mite Tyson]]
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[[AC: Mite Tyson]]Tyson]]
* Pigeon asking why he's no longer allow to live in Mike's home.
-->'''Pigeon''': Is it about the video camera I hooked up in Yung Hee's bathroom?\\
'''Yung''': ''(outraged)'' What?!\\
'''Mike''': No, it's not that.\\
'''Pigeon''': Is it because [[SlippingAMickey I put a roofie in her soda last night]]?\\
'''Yung''': ''(even more outraged)'' What?!\\
'''Pigeon''': Calm down, you didn't even drink it. I wasted a perfectly good roofie.\\
'''Yung''': ''([[{{Facepalm}} facepalms]])'' Ugh.\\
'''Mike''': No.\\
'''Pigeon''': Is it because I tried to take all those up-skirt pictures of Yung Hee?\\
'''Yung''': When?\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(under Yung Hee, using his phone as a camera)'' Right now. ''(takes a picture)''\\
'''Yung''': I'm not even wearing a skirt, you idiot.\\
'''Pigeon''': Well, when you do, I'll be ready.\\
'''Mike''': No, it's not that either.\\
* Pigeon asking why he's no longer allow to live in Mike's home.
-->'''Pigeon''': Is it about the video camera I hooked up in Yung Hee's bathroom?\\
'''Yung''': ''(outraged)'' What?!\\
'''Mike''': No, it's not that.\\
'''Pigeon''': Is it because [[SlippingAMickey I put a roofie in her soda last night]]?\\
'''Yung''': ''(even more outraged)'' What?!\\
'''Pigeon''': Calm down, you didn't even drink it. I wasted a perfectly good roofie.\\
'''Yung''': ''([[{{Facepalm}} facepalms]])'' Ugh.\\
'''Mike''': No.\\
'''Pigeon''': Is it because I tried to take all those up-skirt pictures of Yung Hee?\\
'''Yung''': When?\\
'''Pigeon''': ''(under Yung Hee, using his phone as a camera)'' Right now. ''(takes a picture)''\\
'''Yung''': I'm not even wearing a skirt, you idiot.\\
'''Pigeon''': Well, when you do, I'll be ready.\\
'''Mike''': No, it's not that either.\\
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* Fight or Flight
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* Fight or FlightFlight
[[AC: Mite Tyson]]
[[AC: Mite Tyson]]
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-->'''Mike:''' Then what the fuck is a grandmaster?!
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-->'''Mike:''' Then what the fuck is a grandmaster?!grandmaster?!
[[AC:Heavyweight Champion of the Moon]]
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* "Ain't Got No Time For Bird Sex". The little diddy Mike sings in the first episode.
** Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
** Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
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* "Ain't Got No Time For Bird Sex". The little diddy Mike sings in the first this episode.
** * When Mike Tyson is running in the dark and he can't see, he starts to panic:
-->'''Mike''': Oh, no. What if I went blind? I can't face life if I'm blind! Oh, yeah! I'll rely on my other senses! I'll rely on my sense of humor! I'll say shit like, [[DisabledSnarker "So what if I'm blind? At least I don't have to look at your ugly face!"]] ''(laughs)''
* Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
-->'''Mike''': Oh, no. What if I went blind? I can't face life if I'm blind! Oh, yeah! I'll rely on my other senses! I'll rely on my sense of humor! I'll say shit like, [[DisabledSnarker "So what if I'm blind? At least I don't have to look at your ugly face!"]] ''(laughs)''
* Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
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* Mike Tyson trying to read Cormac [=McCarthy=] [[WallOfText very long message]].
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* Mike Tyson trying to read Cormac [=McCarthy=] [=McCarthy=]'s [[WallOfText very long and detailed message]].
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* Pigeon, Yung, and Marquess arguing at the beginning which serves as {{Exposition}}:
-->'''Pigeon''': Maybe, before we take on the next mystery, we solve the mystery of figuring [[{{Animorphism}} how to turn me back into a human being]]. I mean, I have an actual interest in solving that mystery, unlike every other one.\\
'''Yung''': You deserved to be turned into a pigeon by your wife, because you're disgusting.\\
'''Pigeon''': ''Ex''-wife. And you don't know anything about relationships, you little home-schooled weirdo.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Yung''': Well, I think the most obvious mystery to solve is [[MissingMom who is my mother]] and [[ParentalAbandonment why did she leave me on Mike Tyson's doorstep when I was a baby]]?\\
'''Pigeon''': Probably because she didn't want you. There. Mystery solved.\\
'''Yung''': You're an asshole.\\
'''Pigeon''': I'm... ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou an asshole]].\\
'''Marquess''': She's not an "asshole". And that's not how you talk around a young lady.\\
'''Pigeon''': Why are you still here? You got what you wanted. ''(referring to Mike Tyson)'' He's no fun, he doesn't party, he doesn't beat up random people. You basically turned him into you, except he's not a closeted homosexual.\\
'''Marquess''': You know what? Fuck you!\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mike''': That's it, team. Now we're all on the same page!
* Mike Tyson trying to read Cormac [=McCarthy=] [[WallOfText very long message]].
-->'''Mike''': Oh, my God! It goes on forever like this. What the hell?
-->'''Pigeon''': Maybe, before we take on the next mystery, we solve the mystery of figuring [[{{Animorphism}} how to turn me back into a human being]]. I mean, I have an actual interest in solving that mystery, unlike every other one.\\
'''Yung''': You deserved to be turned into a pigeon by your wife, because you're disgusting.\\
'''Pigeon''': ''Ex''-wife. And you don't know anything about relationships, you little home-schooled weirdo.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Yung''': Well, I think the most obvious mystery to solve is [[MissingMom who is my mother]] and [[ParentalAbandonment why did she leave me on Mike Tyson's doorstep when I was a baby]]?\\
'''Pigeon''': Probably because she didn't want you. There. Mystery solved.\\
'''Yung''': You're an asshole.\\
'''Pigeon''': I'm... ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou an asshole]].\\
'''Marquess''': She's not an "asshole". And that's not how you talk around a young lady.\\
'''Pigeon''': Why are you still here? You got what you wanted. ''(referring to Mike Tyson)'' He's no fun, he doesn't party, he doesn't beat up random people. You basically turned him into you, except he's not a closeted homosexual.\\
'''Marquess''': You know what? Fuck you!\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mike''': That's it, team. Now we're all on the same page!
* Mike Tyson trying to read Cormac [=McCarthy=] [[WallOfText very long message]].
-->'''Mike''': Oh, my God! It goes on forever like this. What the hell?
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* Mike punched a grandmaster, mistaken him for a grand wizard of the KKK.
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* Mike punched punching a chess grandmaster, mistaken after mistaking him for a the grand wizard of the KKK.
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* In another episode, Mike punched a grandmaster, mistaken him for a grand wizard of the KKK.
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* In another episode, Mike punched a grandmaster, mistaken him for a grand wizard of the KKK.
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* Mike mistaking Yung for a robot for the entire episode.
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** Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
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** Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]]]
* In another episode, Mike punched a grandmaster, mistaken him for a grand wizard of the KKK.
-->'''Mike:''' Then what the fuck is a grandmaster?!
* In another episode, Mike punched a grandmaster, mistaken him for a grand wizard of the KKK.
-->'''Mike:''' Then what the fuck is a grandmaster?!
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* "Ain't Got No Time For Bird Sex". The little diddy Mike sings in the first episode.
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* "Ain't Got No Time For Bird Sex". The little diddy Mike sings in the first episode.episode.
** Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
** Cormac [=McCarthy=] turning out to be a centaur after all. [[spoiler: A ''winged'' centaur.]]
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* "Ain't Got No Time For Bird Sex". The little diddy Mike sings in the first episode.
