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'''Pigeon''': ''(on the Mystery Mobile)'' P.S. [[ExcrementStatement (craps on the windshield of the Mystery Mobile)]]

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'''Pigeon''': ''(on the Mystery Mobile)'' P.S. [[ExcrementStatement ''[[ExcrementStatement (craps on the windshield of the Mystery Mobile)]]Mobile)]]''
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'''Mike''': It's because...you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't take it anymore!\\
'''Pigeon''': Seriously?! You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites?! You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching?1 You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there?! Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking shitty ghost.\\

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'''Mike''': It's because...because… you're a disgusting filthy creature with mites all over you, and they're biting me, and I can't take it anymore!\\
'''Pigeon''': Seriously?! Seriously? You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites?! bites? You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching?1 You itching?! '''You can't put some fucking goddamn calamine lotion on there?! Well fuck you. there?!''' '''Well,''' '''''fuck you!''''' Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live live, without a fucking shitty ghost.\\ghost!\\



'''Pigeon''': I thought you people were my friends. I hope you all die! ''(Pigeon walks out of the house)''\\

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'''Pigeon''': I thought you people were my friends. I '''''I hope you all die! die!''''' ''(Pigeon walks out of the house)''\\
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--->'''Pigeon''': Holy fuck! They cut off his head! Oh, my fucking God. What is that? Is that his dick? They cut off his dick and stuck it in his mouth! What the fuck! Where are his feet?

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--->'''Pigeon''': Holy fuck! shit! They cut off his head! Oh, my fucking God. What is that? Is that his dick? They cut off his dick and stuck it in his mouth! What the fuck! fuck?! Where are his feet?



--->'''Pigeon:''' Oh, for Christ's sakes! What is this?! IT'S HIS STOMACH! Holy shit, they cut off his hands! What the fuck! [[BrickJoke Found his feet!]]

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--->'''Pigeon:''' Oh, for Christ's sakes! What is this?! IT'S HIS STOMACH! Holy shit, fuck, they cut off his hands! What the fuck! [[BrickJoke Found his feet!]]

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* Jules is discussing the titular Curse with Mike, Yung and Pigeon.
--> ''Jules'': What is the one thing you're never supposed to do in a theater?\\
'''Mike, Yung and Pigeon''': Jack off!
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* Marquess goes irate after learning Pigeon had sex with the farmers' daughter's ghost, because it's a high sin. He walks out and presents himself naked to the stormy sky to get it over with...only the daughter was actually alive. Her parents just want to think she's dead because she's a stripper. Pigeon just walks out with her and tells Marquess she's alive, much to his dismay.

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-->'''Mike''': Time-out, time-out. Number one, [[InsaneTrollLogic if you can read computer code, it means you're a robot]], and if that's so, you should have come to me and told me that earlier. And number two, who is it that needs our help?\\

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-->'''Mike''': --->'''Mike''': Time-out, time-out. Number one, [[InsaneTrollLogic if you can read computer code, it means you're a robot]], and if that's so, you should have come to me and told me that earlier. And number two, who is it that needs our help?\\



-->'''Yung''': Uch, I made a dumb move.\\

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-->'''Yung''': --->'''Yung''': Uch, I made a dumb move.\\



* Marquess' poor attempt at a humor:

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* Marquess' poor attempt at a humor:



'''Yung''': ''(digusted sighs)''\\

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'''Yung''': ''(digusted ''(disgusted sighs)''\\



-->'''Mike''': Maybe no ships will use it, maybe it will destroy the environment and bankrupt the country. And they could take away the expensive cars, and the houses, and the pretty girls, but they can never take away your title.\\

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-->'''Mike''': --->'''Mike''': Maybe no ships will use it, maybe it will destroy the environment and bankrupt the country. And they could take away the expensive cars, and the houses, and the pretty girls, but they can never take away your title.\\



-->'''Yung''': Um, who's the woman in my bedroom?
-->'''Pigeon''': That's... That's Tingle.
-->'''Yung''': Who's Tingle?
-->'''Pigeon''': Why she's the newest member of Mike Tyson Mystery Team!

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-->'''Yung''': Um, who's the woman in my bedroom?
-->'''Pigeon''':
bedroom?\\
'''Pigeon''':
That's... That's Tingle. \n-->'''Yung''': \\
'''Yung''':
Who's Tingle?
-->'''Pigeon''':
Tingle?\\
'''Pigeon''':
Why she's the newest member of Mike Tyson Mystery Team!



-->'''Mike''': I don't know; the price tag, and those stairs, made me very concerned.
-->'''Marquees''': We don't have to look at any more houses. This is the one. Mystery solved.
-->'''Pigeon''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well I think Caitlin has pretty good tits.]]

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-->'''Mike''': I don't know; the price tag, and those stairs, made me very concerned.
-->'''Marquees''':
concerned.\\
'''Marquees''':
We don't have to look at any more houses. This is the one. Mystery solved.
-->'''Pigeon''':
solved.\\
'''Pigeon''':
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well I think Caitlin has pretty good tits.]]



-->'''Marquess''': Mmm. She just couldn't pull it off.\\

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-->'''Marquess''': --->'''Marquess''': Mmm. She just couldn't pull it off.\\

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* Some Satanist cultists have invaded Mike's house and tied Yung Hee to a wall. They have summoned Satan to sacrifice her to him, and the Devil comes close to his soon-to-be-victim and starts his evil monologue... That gets interrupted when ''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Mike punches out Satan]]'' and chases out the cultists, without realizing what was happening beyond [[PapaWolf them being creeps after his daughter]].
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-->'''Mike''': FIGHT OR FLIGHT!
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[[folder: Season Three]]

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[[folder: Season [[folder:Season Three]]
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[[AC:The Gift]]
* While Marcus is explaining the rules and limitations of his one "go back" he is allowed as a ghost he briefly muses the possibility of using the chance to kill Adolf Hitler. Pidgeon calls Marcus out on his inability to go through with it and prods for details on how he would do the deed to which Marcus eventually replies that he would use a shovel prompting Pidgeon to call out the sheer unlikelihood that Marcus would ever be within killing distance of Adolf Hitler with a shovel. By the end of the episode, fate presents the chance for Marcus to in-fact use his "go back" for the purpose of making amends with his son AND his Hitler chance but, predictably, he cannot go through with it... However, Mike has no such qualms. Did I mention Hitler was a BABY at this point in time?
--> '''Pidgeon''': I bet that was a shocking visual for all those people on that street yea?\\
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'''Pigeon''': Seriously?! You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites?! You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching?1 You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there?! Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking ghost.\\

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'''Pigeon''': Seriously?! You're kicking me out of your house because of your fucking bites?! You were the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, and now you can't stand a little itching?1 You can't put some fucking calamine lotion on there?! Well fuck you. Heh! I'm gonna go find a better place to live without a fucking shitty ghost.\\
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--->'''Pigeon''': Nobody go through my fuck when I'm dead.

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--->'''Pigeon''': Nobody go through my fuck shit when I'm dead.

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