History Funny / MetalGearRisingRevengeance

-->'''Doktor''': Perhaps, but first you need to take a DOOMP.\\

-->[[spoiler:'''Armstrong''': ''Don't fuck with this senator!'']]

*** And then [[spoiler: After it turns out Raiden was just buying time, he throws Armstrong, ]] and Armstrong gets up and starts looking around wildly, and then looks ''between his legs'' to find Raiden. It's so dumb that it's hilarious.
--> '''[[TwoBestFriendsPlay Matt]]:''' Why does he have to look between his legs? Why is this shot presented to us?!
--> '''Pat:''' That shot had to be storyboarded.

-->'''Raiden''': Couldn't you hack into [Desperado']) network or something? You're an A.I...

* Possibly intentional is Raiden (Jack) using a cardboard box could be worded as "A Jack in the Box".

--> '''[[spoiler: Sundowner]]''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny *chuckle*]] ...Asshole...

** And the way he got the ensemble - buying it in a souvenir shop. Somewhere out there, there's a fearless shop owner who not only did business with a heavily-armored cyborg with barely any human features, but had the brass balls to spring a tourist trap on him. ''And he got away with it too.''

* Call Doktor during the Monsoon fight, even Raiden's "Jack the Ripper" persona isn't immune to humorous moments or being weirded out by Doktor's ideas.

* A few of Bladewolf's exchanges with Raiden over codec manage to be humorous due to Raiden missing certain details about how Wolf works. Some forgivable, others...
-->'''Raiden''': Couldn't you hack into (Desperado's) network or something? You're an A.I...

* Unintentional, but the fact that you have an [[spoiler:[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Armstrong]] who is insanely overmuscled, and has what amounts to [[NighInvulnerable Greed's]] ability]] is pretty hilarious. [[spoiler: "These Nanomachines have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!"]]

* L'Etrainger polearm is hilarious when you realize, that it is [[Main/VisualPun a pole]] [[Main/IncrediblyLamePun made of arms]].

-->'''Boris''': Oh I am! Front row seats to rematch: Raiden versus Giant Gekko! I've heard the [[MetalGearSolid4 stories]]!

-->'''Boris''': Maverick Inc. officially declares your actions to be unlawful... and a pain in the asshole.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sx8rjXZty24#t=135s Sombrero Box.]]

** Bladewolf scaring the otaku guard by slamming himself against the window. Followed by Raiden ripping open the gates. "This is just like of my Japanese animes!" may come to mind.

** It's like Sam just caught himself about to do the psycho-lecture to Raiden, and decided "Screw that", and just cut to the chase. Sam lampshades the ranting of Metal Gear bosses by saying they've both "heard enough speeches about higher ideals by now".

--> '''Doktor''': ''Yes, enemy cyborgs should have plenty of electrolytes once you... extract their fluids''

-->'''Doktor''': ''Perhaps, but first you need to take a DOOMP''.\\
'''Raiden''': ''I... Wait, what?''\\
'''Doktor''': ''A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy''.

* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; Metal Gear Rising bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him. Ultimately culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]

* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; In Metal Gear Rising, bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him, culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]

* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler:the cat]].

* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].

* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].

* A fan saw how much Senator Armstrong resembled Anthony's father from RenAndStimpy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My75o38w8Ys and made a fanvid of Armstrong telling a joke]]. Something about Senator Armstrong taking off his shirt and lurching towards Ren and Stimpy while "It Has To Be This Way" plays in the background is ridiculous and awesome.

* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only ennemy Raiden can't cut ''at all' [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].

--> '''[[spoiler: Sundowner]]''': *chuckle* ...Asshole...

-->'''Tleps Sdrawcab''': "How the hell did you ever get popular?" "Heh-heh, Well. I don't write my own jokes."

*** The entire scene is a CMOF. From the big muscled tough-guy guard being an otaku eating pizza and looking at a moe magazine (specifically, with art by Yaegashi Nan of SenranKagura fame), to Bladewolf showing up. The best part is him him taking out a holopicture of Raiden, looking back and forth between it and the clearly non-humanoid Bladewolf, and asking "Uh, are you Mr. Raiden, sir?"

* One of the things Khamsin will occasionally say when recovering from your attack is simply "Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

* Much like in MetalGearSolid2, you can trigger the entire MissionControl's BerserkButton at the same time by doing something they view to be reprehensible: in this case, it's demonstrating Raiden's ImplausibleFencingPowers on civilians you've saved by running after them and attacking them to strip them of their clothes. Do so, and Boris will threathen to pull the plug on the operation [[spoiler: or ask Raiden if he left Maverick to do things like this]], Kevin will tell you to do stuff like that on your own time and much like Rose, Courtney will refuse to save your game until you reach the next checkpoint. Bladewolf will also pity Raiden and think it's sad that he's "capable of sinking into such depravity".

-->'''Kevin''': Courtney. Now ''that'' sounds like an action figure.

** It's even funnier when you consider that Monsoon's monologue at that point is discussing [[{{Lolcats}} memes.]]

* Sam's reaction to [[spoiler: Armstrong's]] reveal to him of his powers. Basically it's a "Oh, hello, heh, really?" sort of reaction, and when [[spoiler: Armstrong]] is done (by making everything he was levitating, which included several APCs and helicopters, explode like fireworks) Sam ''applauds.''

* Use Ninja Run while inside a Drum Can. Raiden will be overwhelmed by nausea and vomit upon removing it!

* This should have been noticed in MetalGearSolid4 but after seeing Raiden in different costumes, it's hard not to notice that Raiden is technically naked again.
** Though on most of his outfits he's wearing armor, one piece covering his groin, and on his [[MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]] skin/Original Body, he's wearing a noticeably-not-apart-of-his-musculature black leotard, and his Standard Body/Prologue skin, he's wearing his [[MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]] body as a suit. Though it should be noted that his ass is exposed on his custom bodies, [[FemaleGaze though nearly-exposed buttocks]] [[RunningGag in a Metal Gear game isn't exactly new. ]]

-->'''Raiden''': Right. Anyway, basketball's more my speed. Get the ball, put it into the net, two points.
-->'''Kevin''': Oh, yeah, 'cause that's all there is to basketball. I swear you crack me up sometimes, man.