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* Deadpool's introduction to the new [=PvP=] tournament and his being a new recruitable/winnable character.
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Deadpool in general, really.
*Deadpool's His introduction to the new [=PvP=] tournament and his being a new recruitable/winnable character.
Deadpool in general, really.
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** Deadpool in general, really.
* Hydro-man's introduction in Mission 3-2:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Hydro-man. Haven't seen him around lately. Last I knew about him, he was putting the moves on Sandman's girlfriend.
-->'''Fury:''' Put the two of them together, all we'd have to do is watch.
** Also Thing asking Hydro-man, "What would happen if I drank you?"
* One of Spider-Man's pre-boss-battle conversations.
-->'''Madame Masque:''' You know what they say about fury and a woman scorned.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' A woman scorned? I'll have to ask Fury about that sometime.
* Hydro-man's introduction in Mission 3-2:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Hydro-man. Haven't seen him around lately. Last I knew about him, he was putting the moves on Sandman's girlfriend.
-->'''Fury:''' Put the two of them together, all we'd have to do is watch.
** Also Thing asking Hydro-man, "What would happen if I drank you?"
* One of Spider-Man's pre-boss-battle conversations.
-->'''Madame Masque:''' You know what they say about fury and a woman scorned.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' A woman scorned? I'll have to ask Fury about that sometime.
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-->'''Deadpool''': Agent...ah, never mind. You. The one with the mouse. Did you buy me or win me? Just curious.
-->'''Deadpool''': If I go do this mission for you, you gotta promise me something. Send me on a mission with Wanda. A Team-Up! Pleeeeeaase. I want to team her up real bad.
-->'''Deadpool''': That's just between you and me. Also, hey, tell the developers that they better saddle up and build Bob, Agent of HYDRA. I mean it. I'm lonely.
-->[''later'']
-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.
* His deploy in Spec Ops 8:
--> '''Intro Text:''' ''Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.''
--> '''Nick Fury:''' Deadpool, we need you to-
--> '''Deadpool:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
--> '''Nick Fury:''' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
--> '''Nick Fury:''' What in the world are you-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
--> '''Nick Fury:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> '''Deadpool:''' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
--> [Later]
--> '''Maria Hill:''' We have the androids contained, Agent. Deadpool
* Hydro-man's introduction in Mission 3-2:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Hydro-man. Haven't seen him around lately. Last I knew about him, he
-->'''Fury:''' Put the two of
--> '''Deadpool:''' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all
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Spider-Man brings his snarky one-liners and quips to
** Also Thing asking Hydro-man, "What would happen if I drank you?"
*
-->'''Madame Masque:''' You know what they say about
-->'''Spider-Man:'''
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* Pretty much everything about Hercules, who is FunPersonified.
* Some SnarkToSnarkCombat in Spec Ops 4's Mission 3:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Strange, turns out you didn't do us any favors by dispelling Dormammu's gang. Know why? Because Mephisto himself has picked up Satana and Baron Mordo.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You're like a demonic employment agency. Anyone who fights you gets a job with some lesser lord of Hell.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Joke if you must, O man named Johnny Blaze with a flaming skull head.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You making fun of--?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pointing out irony. Not the same as making fun. But Strange, snark is my department. From you, we need a briefing.
-->'''[[GentlemanSnarker Dr. Strange:]]''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, if you put it like that, yeah. Fix things. Make it all go away.
* Valkyrie's ComicallySerious reactions to the blue-collar, greedy, very much not-noble Wrecking Crew in Spec Ops 5 are an endless source of entertainment.
-->'''Valkyrie:''' [''to the Wrecker''] A crowbar? Do I face a carpenter in battle?\\
\\
'''Valkyrie:''' We cross sword and crowbar once more. Unless you choose to yield.\\\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Do you too take part in Loki's Wild Hunt? And when it is finished, will your soul be forfeit?\\
'''Piledriver:''' It's not about the soul, kiddo. It's all about the cash. And Loki pays well. Everything's for sale. Just depends on the bargain.\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Will you bargain with the blade of a sword?\\
'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch in the face. Square deal?
* Tony Stark deploying Beast in Spec Ops 5.
-->'''Tony''': We're neck-deep in Jotun here, and we need an extra scientific mind to take a calm look at how Iso-8 is working with Asgardian nature. Beast? Maybe the Phoenix experience has tuned up your sense of Iso-8's cosmo-mystical side.
* Some SnarkToSnarkCombat in Spec Ops 4's Mission 3:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Strange, turns out you didn't do us any favors by dispelling Dormammu's gang. Know why? Because Mephisto himself has picked up Satana and Baron Mordo.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You're like a demonic employment agency. Anyone who fights you gets a job with some lesser lord of Hell.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Joke if you must, O man named Johnny Blaze with a flaming skull head.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You making fun of--?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pointing out irony. Not the same as making fun. But Strange, snark is my department. From you, we need a briefing.
-->'''[[GentlemanSnarker Dr. Strange:]]''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, if you put it like that, yeah. Fix things. Make it all go away.
* Valkyrie's ComicallySerious reactions to the blue-collar, greedy, very much not-noble Wrecking Crew in Spec Ops 5 are an endless source of entertainment.
-->'''Valkyrie:''' [''to the Wrecker''] A crowbar? Do I face a carpenter in battle?\\
\\
'''Valkyrie:''' We cross sword and crowbar once more. Unless you choose to yield.\\\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Do you too take part in Loki's Wild Hunt? And when it is finished, will your soul be forfeit?\\
'''Piledriver:''' It's not about the soul, kiddo. It's all about the cash. And Loki pays well. Everything's for sale. Just depends on the bargain.\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Will you bargain with the blade of a sword?\\
'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch in the face. Square deal?
* Tony Stark deploying Beast in Spec Ops 5.
-->'''Tony''': We're neck-deep in Jotun here, and we need an extra scientific mind to take a calm look at how Iso-8 is working with Asgardian nature. Beast? Maybe the Phoenix experience has tuned up your sense of Iso-8's cosmo-mystical side.
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* Some SnarkToSnarkCombat in Spec Ops 4's Mission 3:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Strange, turns out you didn't do us any favors by dispelling Dormammu's gang. Know why? Because Mephisto himself has picked up Satana and Baron Mordo.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You're like a demonic employment agency. Anyone who fights you gets a job with some lesser lord of Hell.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Joke if you must, O man named Johnny Blaze with a flaming skull head.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You making fun of--?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pointing out irony. Not
[[folder:Tony Stark]]
Being the
-->'''[[GentlemanSnarker Dr. Strange:]]''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, if you put it like that, yeah. Fix things. Make it all go away.
* Valkyrie's ComicallySerious reactions to the blue-collar, greedy, very much not-noble Wrecking Crew in Spec Ops 5 are an endless
-->'''Valkyrie:''' [''to the Wrecker''] A crowbar? Do I face a carpenter in battle?\\
\\
'''Valkyrie:''' We cross sword and crowbar once more. Unless you choose to yield.\\\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Do you too take part in Loki's Wild Hunt? And when it is finished, will your soul be forfeit?\\
'''Piledriver:''' It's not about the soul, kiddo. It's all about the cash. And Loki pays well. Everything's for sale. Just depends on the bargain.\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Will you bargain with the blade of a sword?\\
'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch
* Tony
* While deploying Beast in
-->'''Tony''':
-->'''Tony Stark''': We're neck-deep in Jotun here, and we need an extra scientific mind to take a calm look at how Iso-8 is working with Asgardian nature. Beast? Maybe the Phoenix experience has tuned up your sense of Iso-8's cosmo-mystical side.
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-->'''Tony''': I see you are unfamiliar with Stark Industries' neologism division.
** And he makes up more words in Mission 11.5:
--->'''Jean''': Constrictor is cracking the whip over the test subjects, Nick.
--->'''Tony''': The Brotherhood has proclaimed today the first official day of Mutanthattan.
--->'''Fury''': He didn't call it that, did he?
--->'''Tony''': No, that one's all mine.
* Deploying Deadpool in Spec Ops 6 resulted in this conversation:
-->'''Deadpool''': Agent...ah, never mind. You. The one with the mouse. Did you buy me or win me? Just curious.
-->'''Deadpool''': If I go do this mission for you, you gotta promise me something. Send me on a mission with Wanda. A Team-Up! Pleeeeeaase. I want to team her up real bad.
-->'''Deadpool''': That's just between you and me. Also, hey, tell the developers that they better saddle up and build Bob, Agent of HYDRA. I mean it. I'm lonely.
-->[''later'']
-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.
* Tony deploys Jean Grey in Spec Ops 6, asking her to try and contact the Phoenix Force to help take out some mooks. Jean is frustrated that Tony is treating the idea with his usual flippancy (he calls the Phoenix Force "hot wings"), and so decides to [[ScareEmStraight scare him into mindfulness]] when she gets back:
--> '''Jean:''' No Pharaoh, but there was some kind of equipment behind the shield. It's ashes now.
--> '''Tony:''' Good, that probably bought us more time--
--> '''Jean:''' Oh, and the Phoenix Force is coming to incinerate the planet. Did I mention that?
--> '''Tony:''' [[OhCrap ...]] [[DudeNotFunny Don't do that.]]
--> '''Jean:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard You're not the only one allowed to make jokes, Tony.]]
** And he makes up more words in Mission 11.5:
--->'''Jean''': Constrictor is cracking the whip over the test subjects, Nick.
--->'''Tony''': The Brotherhood has proclaimed today the first official day of Mutanthattan.
--->'''Fury''': He didn't call it that, did he?
--->'''Tony''': No, that one's all mine.
* Deploying Deadpool in Spec Ops 6 resulted in this conversation:
-->'''Deadpool''': Agent...ah, never mind. You. The one with the mouse. Did you buy me or win me? Just curious.
-->'''Deadpool''': If I go do this mission for you, you gotta promise me something. Send me on a mission with Wanda. A Team-Up! Pleeeeeaase. I want to team her up real bad.
-->'''Deadpool''': That's just between you and me. Also, hey, tell the developers that they better saddle up and build Bob, Agent of HYDRA. I mean it. I'm lonely.
-->[''later'']
-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.
* Tony deploys Jean Grey in Spec Ops 6, asking her to try and contact the Phoenix Force to help take out some mooks. Jean is frustrated that Tony is treating the idea with his usual flippancy (he calls the Phoenix Force "hot wings"), and so decides to [[ScareEmStraight scare him into mindfulness]] when she gets back:
--> '''Jean:''' No Pharaoh, but there was some kind of equipment behind the shield. It's ashes now.
--> '''Tony:''' Good, that probably bought us more time--
--> '''Jean:''' Oh, and the Phoenix Force is coming to incinerate the planet. Did I mention that?
--> '''Tony:''' [[OhCrap ...]] [[DudeNotFunny Don't do that.]]
--> '''Jean:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard You're not the only one allowed to make jokes, Tony.]]
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*
-->'''Deadpool''': Agent...ah, never mind. You. The one with the mouse. Did you buy me or win me? Just curious.
-->'''Deadpool''': If I go do this mission for you, you gotta promise me something. Send me on a mission with Wanda. A Team-Up! Pleeeeeaase. I want to team her up real bad.
-->'''Deadpool''': That's just between you and me. Also, hey, tell the developers that they better saddle up and build Bob, Agent of HYDRA. I mean it. I'm lonely.
-->[''later'']
-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.
* Tony
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--> '''Tony:''' My Arc Reactor glows for you. And you. And that cute blonde over there.
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--> '''Tony:''' '''Tony Stark:''' My Arc Reactor glows for you. And you. And that cute blonde over there.
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* Hank Pym is very funny, in a {{Jerkass}} kind of way.
-->'''Hank''': [''after a boss battle''] Please remove M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
-->'''Tony''': A little thanks, perhaps?
-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
* [[http://marvel.com/news/story/20388/galactus_arrives_in_marvel_avengers_alliance This April Fool's gag pulled by Playdom]]. Highlights include:
** The introduction of Galactus and Aunt May (as the Herald 'Golden Oldie') as playable characters.
** The looks of utter disbelief on the other Heralds' faces as Aunt May flies forward happily.
** Galactus appearing as a giant boot on-screen, blocking out the Agent, with his own unique 'Omniclass' (represented by a half-eaten planet), and infinite health and stamina.
** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
* Yet another "somebody gets the better of Tony Stark" conversation in [=Spec Ops=] 8, courtesy of their newest acquisition.
-->'''Hank''': [''after a boss battle''] Please remove M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
-->'''Tony''': A little thanks, perhaps?
-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
* [[http://marvel.com/news/story/20388/galactus_arrives_in_marvel_avengers_alliance This April Fool's gag pulled by Playdom]]. Highlights include:
** The introduction of Galactus and Aunt May (as the Herald 'Golden Oldie') as playable characters.
** The looks of utter disbelief on the other Heralds' faces as Aunt May flies forward happily.
** Galactus appearing as a giant boot on-screen, blocking out the Agent, with his own unique 'Omniclass' (represented by a half-eaten planet), and infinite health and stamina.
** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
* Yet another "somebody gets the better of Tony Stark" conversation in [=Spec Ops=] 8, courtesy of their newest acquisition.
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* Hank Pym Tony himself is very funny, in a {{Jerkass}} kind of way.
-->'''Hank''': [''after a boss battle''] Please remove M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
-->'''Tony''': A little thanks, perhaps?
-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
* [[http://marvel.com/news/story/20388/galactus_arrives_in_marvel_avengers_alliance This April Fool's gag pulled by Playdom]]. Highlights include:
fine form throughout [=SpecOps=] 8.
**The introduction of Galactus and Aunt May (as the Herald 'Golden Oldie') as playable characters.
** The looks of utter disbelief on the other Heralds' faces as Aunt May flies forward happily.
** Galactus appearing as a giant boot on-screen, blocking out the Agent, with his own unique 'Omniclass' (represented by a half-eaten planet), and infinite health and stamina.
** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
* Yet anotherAnother "somebody gets the better of Tony Stark" conversation in [=Spec Ops=] 8, conversation, courtesy of their newest acquisition.Vision.
-->'''Hank''': [''after a boss battle''] Please remove M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
-->'''Tony''': A little thanks, perhaps?
-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
* [[http://marvel.com/news/story/20388/galactus_arrives_in_marvel_avengers_alliance This April Fool's gag pulled by Playdom]]. Highlights include:
**
** The looks of utter disbelief on the other Heralds' faces as Aunt May flies forward happily.
** Galactus appearing as a giant boot on-screen, blocking out the Agent, with his own unique 'Omniclass' (represented by a half-eaten planet), and infinite health and stamina.
** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
* Yet another
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-->'''Tony''': So you're saying we need it.
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* Of course, Tony himself is in fine form throughout the Spec Ops.
-->'''Tony''': Like my high-school coaches always said. You can't teach speed.\\
-->'''Tony''': Like my high-school coaches always said. You can't teach speed.\\
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-->'''Tony''':
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'''Tony''': Sure, of course. But don't shy away from your gifts. Take me as an example. I'm handsome and rich and brilliant and funny. Why wouldn't I embrace that?\\
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'''Tony''': See? That's another one of my gifts.\\
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'''Tony''': You take a little too much pleasure from that.\\
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'''Tony''': Well, he's red and green, mostly.\\
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'''Tony''': I mean, he's fine. Looking good.\\
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'''Tony''': Well, you're free to do what you want now, Vision. Including changing that color scheme.\\
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'''Tony''': I was thinking a more subtle palette... maybe a wig. [[LampshadeHanging How’d you like to be blonde?]]
* Deadpool's deploy in Spec Ops 8:
--> '''Intro Text:''' ''Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.''
--> '''Nick Fury:''' Deadpool, we need you to-
--> '''Deadpool:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
--> '''Nick Fury:''' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
--> '''Nick Fury:''' What in the world are you-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
--> '''Nick Fury:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> '''Deadpool:''' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
** Later:
--> '''Maria Hill:''' We have the androids contained, Agent. Deadpool was able to delay them long enough for backup to arrive. [[DeadpanSnarker Unfortunately, he survived]].
--> '''Deadpool:''' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
* Deadpool's deploy in Spec Ops 8:
--> '''Intro Text:''' ''Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.''
--> '''Nick Fury:''' Deadpool, we need you to-
--> '''Deadpool:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
--> '''Nick Fury:''' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
--> '''Nick Fury:''' What in the world are you-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
--> '''Nick Fury:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> '''Deadpool:''' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
** Later:
--> '''Maria Hill:''' We have the androids contained, Agent. Deadpool was able to delay them long enough for backup to arrive. [[DeadpanSnarker Unfortunately, he survived]].
--> '''Deadpool:''' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
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*
--> '''Intro Text:''' ''Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.''
--> '''Nick
-->'''Tony Stark:''' Hydro-man. Haven't seen him around lately. Last I knew about him, he was putting the moves on Sandman's girlfriend.
-->'''Nick Fury:'''
** Also Thing's conversation with Hydro-man:
-->'''The Thing:''' I gotta hypothetical question. If I drank you, what would happen?
-->'''Hydro-Man:''' I would tear you rock from orange rock, from the inside out. Which I intend to do anyway.
-->'''The Thing:''' Okay. Just curious.
* Pretty much everything about Hercules, who is FunPersonified.
** Deploying him in [=SpecOps=] 4 results in this dialogue:
-->'''Tony Stark:''' Hercules, we have a job for you.
-->'''Hercules:''' Indeed! What labour might this be? Must needs I slay a few thousand spawn of Hades? Seduce some queen of the fiery realms? Truly, there is no task too great for the mighty—
-->'''Tony Stark:''' We need you
--> '''Deadpool:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint
-->'''Hercules:''' ...That is all?! Pffft. Out of the way, Man of Iron.
* Valkyrie's ComicallySerious reactions to the blue-collar, greedy, very much not-noble Wrecking Crew in Spec Ops 5 are an endless source of entertainment.
-->'''Valkyrie:''' [''to the Wrecker''] A crowbar? Do I
--> '''Nick Fury:''' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me
\\
'''Valkyrie:''' We cross sword and crowbar once more. Unless you choose to yield.\\\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Do you too take part in Loki's Wild Hunt? And when it is finished, will your soul be forfeit?\\
'''Piledriver:''' It's not about
'''Valkyrie:''' Will you bargain with the blade of
'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch in the face. Square deal?
* Hank Pym is very funny, in a {{Jerkass}} kind of way.
-->'''Hank''': [''after a boss battle''] Please remove M.O.D.
--> '''Nick Fury:''' What in the world are you-
--> '''Deadpool:''' -going to get
-->'''Tony''': A little thanks, perhaps?
-->'''Hank''': Thank you for
--> '''Nick Fury:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> '''Deadpool:''' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming
* [[http://marvel.com/news/story/20388/galactus_arrives_in_marvel_avengers_alliance This April Fool's gag pulled by Playdom]]. Highlights include:
** The introduction of
** Later:
--> '''Maria Hill:''' We have
--> '''Deadpool:''' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth
** The looks of
** Galactus appearing as a
** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
Added DiffLines:
* Some SnarkToSnarkCombat in Spec Ops 4's Mission 3:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Strange, turns out you didn't do us any favors by dispelling Dormammu's gang. Know why? Because Mephisto himself has picked up Satana and Baron Mordo.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You're like a demonic employment agency. Anyone who fights you gets a job with some lesser lord of Hell.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Joke if you must, O man named Johnny Blaze with a flaming skull head.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You making fun of--?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pointing out irony. Not the same as making fun. But Strange, snark is my department. From you, we need a briefing.
-->'''[[GentlemanSnarker Dr. Strange:]]''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, if you put it like that, yeah. Fix things. Make it all go away.
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-->'''Iron Man:''' Strange, turns out you didn't do us any favors by dispelling Dormammu's gang. Know why? Because Mephisto himself has picked up Satana and Baron Mordo.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You're like a demonic employment agency. Anyone who fights you gets a job with some lesser lord of Hell.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Joke if you must, O man named Johnny Blaze with a flaming skull head.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You making fun of--?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pointing out irony. Not the same as making fun. But Strange, snark is my department. From you, we need a briefing.
-->'''[[GentlemanSnarker Dr. Strange:]]''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, if you put it like that, yeah. Fix things. Make it all go away.
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What happens when you combine a comic book world's volatile personalities and bizarre situations with a WorldOfSnark? More funny than you can shake a stick at.
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--> '''Deadpool:''' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
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--> '''Deadpool:''' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]! office]]!
* Bullseye's intro in Mission 2.3 is a prime example of BlackComedy:
--> '''Bullseye:''' The blind guy is here? I love killing the blind guy!
--> '''Daredevil:''' The blind guy notes that he is still alive.
--> '''Bullseye:''' Well, let's do something about that!
* Bullseye's intro in Mission 2.3 is a prime example of BlackComedy:
--> '''Bullseye:''' The blind guy is here? I love killing the blind guy!
--> '''Daredevil:''' The blind guy notes that he is still alive.
--> '''Bullseye:''' Well, let's do something about that!
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--> ''Intro Text:'' Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.
--> ''Nick Fury:'' Deadpool, we need you to-
--> ''Deadpool:'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
--> ''Nick Fury:'' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
--> ''Nick Fury:'' What in the world are you-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
--> ''Nick Fury:'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> ''Deadpool:'' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
--> ''Nick Fury:'' Deadpool, we need you to-
--> ''Deadpool:'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
--> ''Nick Fury:'' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
--> ''Nick Fury:'' What in the world are you-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
--> ''Nick Fury:'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> ''Deadpool:'' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
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--> ''Intro Text:'' Ultron '''Intro Text:''' ''Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.
Deadpool.''
-->''Nick Fury:'' '''Nick Fury:''' Deadpool, we need you to-
-->''Deadpool:'' '''Deadpool:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
-->''Nick Fury:'' ...'''Nick Fury:''' ... Wait, I haven't even-
-->''Deadpool:'' '''Deadpool:''' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
-->''Nick Fury:'' '''Nick Fury:''' What in the world are you-
-->''Deadpool:'' '''Deadpool:''' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
-->''Nick Fury:'' '''Nick Fury:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
-->''Deadpool:'' '''Deadpool:''' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
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--> ''Maria Hill:'' We have the androids contained, Agent. Deadpool was able to delay them long enough for backup to arrive. [[DeadpanSnarker Unfortunately, he survived]].
--> ''Deadpool:'' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
--> ''Deadpool:'' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
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--> ''Maria Hill:'' '''Maria Hill:''' We have the androids contained, Agent. Deadpool was able to delay them long enough for backup to arrive. [[DeadpanSnarker Unfortunately, he survived]].
-->''Deadpool:'' '''Deadpool:''' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
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* Deadpool's deploy in Spec Ops 8:
--> ''Intro Text:'' Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.
--> ''Nick Fury:'' Deadpool, we need you to-
--> ''Deadpool:'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
--> ''Nick Fury:'' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
--> ''Nick Fury:'' What in the world are you-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
--> ''Nick Fury:'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> ''Deadpool:'' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
** Later:
--> ''Maria Hill:'' We have the androids contained, Agent. Deadpool was able to delay them long enough for backup to arrive. [[DeadpanSnarker Unfortunately, he survived]].
--> ''Deadpool:'' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
--> ''Intro Text:'' Ultron has released a horde of androids, and we need someone to delay their advance. It's a suicide mission, and there's only one man we can afford to lose: Deadpool.
--> ''Nick Fury:'' Deadpool, we need you to-
--> ''Deadpool:'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I accept! I'm honored, truly]].
--> ''Nick Fury:'' ... Wait, I haven't even-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -[[WrongGenreSavvy told me about making me Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know, but I thought I'd save you all your usual boring, gritty dialogue and just say yes]]!
--> ''Nick Fury:'' What in the world are you-
--> ''Deadpool:'' -going to get you for your retirement party? A nice set of vibranium golf clubs. Or maybe a gold eyepatch. Should impress all those lonely widows at the old folks home, am I right?
--> ''Nick Fury:'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat You know what? Just stand right here and don't move while I-]]
--> ''Deadpool:'' -go get me the keys to the helicarrier? Sweet!...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey is that an army of deadly, razor-limbed robots coming this way, or some kind of flash mob thing]]?
** Later:
--> ''Maria Hill:'' We have the androids contained, Agent. Deadpool was able to delay them long enough for backup to arrive. [[DeadpanSnarker Unfortunately, he survived]].
--> ''Deadpool:'' Hoo-whee! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal That sure did exercise the ol' healing factor]]. Think I left a few Wades worth of severed limbs on the street. Maria, be a doll and get a cleanup crew down there. [[OverlyLongGag And throw out all that World War II crap Nick left in my new office]]!
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* Yet another "somebody gets the better of Tony Stark" conversation in [=SpecOps=] 8, courtesy of their newest acquisition.
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'''Tony''': You take a little too much pleasure from that.\\
'''Quicksilver''': Hey, like you said, why should I shy away from enjoying my gifts?\\
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'''Tony''': You take a little too much pleasure from that.\\
'''Quicksilver''': Hey, like you said, why should I shy away from enjoying my gifts?\\
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-->'''Vision''': I do not believe repetition will improve cognition at this point. Proceeding.
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-->'''Vision''': I do not believe repetition will improve cognition at this point. Proceeding.Proceeding.
* Of course, Tony himself is in fine form throughout the Spec Ops.
-->'''Tony''': Like my high-school coaches always said. You can't teach speed.\\
'''Quicksilver''': It is a fine advantage to have. But I'm a little more than speed.\\
'''Tony''': Sure, of course. But don't shy away from your gifts. Take me as an example. I'm handsome and rich and brilliant and funny. Why wouldn't I embrace that?\\
'''Quicksilver:''' You'll have a fine second career as a motivational speaker, Tony.\\
'''Tony''': See? That's another one of my gifts.\\
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'''Invisible Woman''': Reed has his report. How is the Vision looking?\\
'''Tony''': Well, he's red and green, mostly.\\
'''Invisible Woman''': [[VisibleSilence ...]]\\
'''Tony''': I mean, he's fine. Looking good.\\
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'''Tony''': Well, you're free to do what you want now, Vision. Including changing that color scheme.\\
'''Vision''': My exterior aesthetics are fully modifiable. Do you have suggestions, Tony Stark?\\
'''Tony''': I was thinking a more subtle palette... maybe a wig. [[LampshadeHanging How’d you like to be blonde?]]
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* Of course, Tony himself is in fine form throughout the Spec Ops.
-->'''Tony''': Like my high-school coaches always said. You can't teach speed.\\
'''Quicksilver''': It is a fine advantage to have. But I'm a little more than speed.\\
'''Tony''': Sure, of course. But don't shy away from your gifts. Take me as an example. I'm handsome and rich and brilliant and funny. Why wouldn't I embrace that?\\
'''Quicksilver:''' You'll have a fine second career as a motivational speaker, Tony.\\
'''Tony''': See? That's another one of my gifts.\\
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'''Invisible Woman''': Reed has his report. How is the Vision looking?\\
'''Tony''': Well, he's red and green, mostly.\\
'''Invisible Woman''': [[VisibleSilence ...]]\\
'''Tony''': I mean, he's fine. Looking good.\\
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'''Tony''': Well, you're free to do what you want now, Vision. Including changing that color scheme.\\
'''Vision''': My exterior aesthetics are fully modifiable. Do you have suggestions, Tony Stark?\\
'''Tony''': I was thinking a more subtle palette... maybe a wig. [[LampshadeHanging How’d you like to be blonde?]]
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** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
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** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.items.
* Yet another "somebody gets the better of Tony Stark" conversation in [=SpecOps=] 8, courtesy of their newest acquisition.
-->'''Vision''': This component is critical to the completion of my power-control systems array.
-->'''Tony''': So you're saying we need it.
-->'''Vision''': I do not believe repetition will improve cognition at this point. Proceeding.
* Yet another "somebody gets the better of Tony Stark" conversation in [=SpecOps=] 8, courtesy of their newest acquisition.
-->'''Vision''': This component is critical to the completion of my power-control systems array.
-->'''Tony''': So you're saying we need it.
-->'''Vision''': I do not believe repetition will improve cognition at this point. Proceeding.
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** The introduction of Galactus and Aunt May (as the hHerald 'Golden Oldie') as playable characters.
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** The introduction of Galactus and Aunt May (as the hHerald Herald 'Golden Oldie') as playable characters.
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-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
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-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.facility.
* [[http://marvel.com/news/story/20388/galactus_arrives_in_marvel_avengers_alliance This April Fool's gag pulled by Playdom]]. Highlights include:
** The introduction of Galactus and Aunt May (as the hHerald 'Golden Oldie') as playable characters.
** The looks of utter disbelief on the other Heralds' faces as Aunt May flies forward happily.
** Galactus appearing as a giant boot on-screen, blocking out the Agent, with his own unique 'Omniclass' (represented by a half-eaten planet), and infinite health and stamina.
** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
* [[http://marvel.com/news/story/20388/galactus_arrives_in_marvel_avengers_alliance This April Fool's gag pulled by Playdom]]. Highlights include:
** The introduction of Galactus and Aunt May (as the hHerald 'Golden Oldie') as playable characters.
** The looks of utter disbelief on the other Heralds' faces as Aunt May flies forward happily.
** Galactus appearing as a giant boot on-screen, blocking out the Agent, with his own unique 'Omniclass' (represented by a half-eaten planet), and infinite health and stamina.
** The revamped Daily Roulette, especially the Hulk's Ripped Up Pants, Infinity Gauntlet and Forbush Man's Helmet items.
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** And he makes up more words in Mission 11.5:
--->'''Jean''': Constrictor is cracking the whip over the test subjects, Nick.
--->'''Tony''': The Brotherhood has proclaimed today the first official day of Mutanthattan.
--->'''Fury''': He didn't call it that, did he?
--->'''Tony''': No, that one's all mine.
--->'''Jean''': Constrictor is cracking the whip over the test subjects, Nick.
--->'''Tony''': The Brotherhood has proclaimed today the first official day of Mutanthattan.
--->'''Fury''': He didn't call it that, did he?
--->'''Tony''': No, that one's all mine.
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--> '''Thor:''' [[HoYay Was Tony talking about me?]]me?]]
* Hank Pym is very funny, in a {{Jerkass}} kind of way.
-->'''Hank''': [''after a boss battle''] Please remove M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
-->'''Tony''': A little thanks, perhaps?
-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
* Hank Pym is very funny, in a {{Jerkass}} kind of way.
-->'''Hank''': [''after a boss battle''] Please remove M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
-->'''Tony''': A little thanks, perhaps?
-->'''Hank''': Thank you for removing M.O.D.O.K.'s giant head from this facility.
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'''Tony:''' My Arc Reactor glows for you. And you. And that cute blonde over there.
'''Thor:''' [[HoYay Was Tony talking about me?]]
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--> '''Tony:''' My Arc Reactor glows for you. And you. And that cute blonde over there.
--> '''Thor:''' [[HoYay Was Tony talking about me?]]
--> '''Thor:''' [[HoYay Was Tony talking about me?]]
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--> '''Jean:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard You're not the only one allowed to make jokes, Tony.]]
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--> '''Jean:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard You're not the only one allowed to make jokes, Tony.]]]]
* The valentines that could be sent to friends on Valentine's Day Weekend:
'''Tony:''' My Arc Reactor glows for you. And you. And that cute blonde over there.
'''Thor:''' [[HoYay Was Tony talking about me?]]
* The valentines that could be sent to friends on Valentine's Day Weekend:
'''Tony:''' My Arc Reactor glows for you. And you. And that cute blonde over there.
'''Thor:''' [[HoYay Was Tony talking about me?]]
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* Tony deploys Jean Grey in Spec Ops 6, asking her to try and contact the Phoenix Force to help take out some mooks. Jean is frustrated that Tony is treating the idea with his usual flippancy (he called the Phoenix Force "hot wings"), and so decides to [[ScareEmStraight scare him into mindfulness]] when she gets back:
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* Tony deploys Jean Grey in Spec Ops 6, asking her to try and contact the Phoenix Force to help take out some mooks. Jean is frustrated that Tony is treating the idea with his usual flippancy (he called calls the Phoenix Force "hot wings"), and so decides to [[ScareEmStraight scare him into mindfulness]] when she gets back:
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--> '''Jean:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard You're not the only one allowed to make jokes, Tony.]]
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* Deploying Deadpool in Spec Ops 6 result resulted in this conversation:
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-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.
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-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.Sweet.
* Tony deploys Jean Grey in Spec Ops 6, asking her to try and contact the Phoenix Force to help take out some mooks. Jean is frustrated that Tony is treating the idea with his usual flippancy (he called the Phoenix Force "hot wings"), and so decides to [[ScareEmStraight scare him into mindfulness]] when she gets back:
--> '''Jean:''' No Pharaoh, but there was some kind of equipment behind the shield. It's ashes now.
--> '''Tony:''' Good, that probably bought us more time--
--> '''Jean:''' Oh, and the Phoenix Force is coming to incinerate the planet. Did I mention that?
--> '''Tony:''' [[OhCrap ...]] [[DudeNotFunny Don't do that.]]
--> '''Jean:''' You're not the only one allowed to make jokes, Tony.
* Tony deploys Jean Grey in Spec Ops 6, asking her to try and contact the Phoenix Force to help take out some mooks. Jean is frustrated that Tony is treating the idea with his usual flippancy (he called the Phoenix Force "hot wings"), and so decides to [[ScareEmStraight scare him into mindfulness]] when she gets back:
--> '''Jean:''' No Pharaoh, but there was some kind of equipment behind the shield. It's ashes now.
--> '''Tony:''' Good, that probably bought us more time--
--> '''Jean:''' Oh, and the Phoenix Force is coming to incinerate the planet. Did I mention that?
--> '''Tony:''' [[OhCrap ...]] [[DudeNotFunny Don't do that.]]
--> '''Jean:''' You're not the only one allowed to make jokes, Tony.
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-->'''Tony''': I see you are unfamiliar with Stark Industries' neologism division.
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-->'''Tony''': I see you are unfamiliar with Stark Industries' neologism division.division.
* Deploying Deadpool in Spec Ops 6 result in this conversation:
-->'''Deadpool''': Agent...ah, never mind. You. The one with the mouse. Did you buy me or win me? Just curious.
-->'''Deadpool''': If I go do this mission for you, you gotta promise me something. Send me on a mission with Wanda. A Team-Up! Pleeeeeaase. I want to team her up real bad.
-->'''Deadpool''': That's just between you and me. Also, hey, tell the developers that they better saddle up and build Bob, Agent of HYDRA. I mean it. I'm lonely.
-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.
* Deploying Deadpool in Spec Ops 6 result in this conversation:
-->'''Deadpool''': Agent...ah, never mind. You. The one with the mouse. Did you buy me or win me? Just curious.
-->'''Deadpool''': If I go do this mission for you, you gotta promise me something. Send me on a mission with Wanda. A Team-Up! Pleeeeeaase. I want to team her up real bad.
-->'''Deadpool''': That's just between you and me. Also, hey, tell the developers that they better saddle up and build Bob, Agent of HYDRA. I mean it. I'm lonely.
-->'''Deadpool''': Now that's over with, how about we trade places? You go on balls-out crazy ninja missions and I'll kick back and drink your coffee and pretend I'm not playing Alliance when the boss walks by. Sound good? Sweet.
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* Tony Stark cracking wise about Stark Industries' new "neologism department" when deploying Kitty Pryde in Spec Ops 5.
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* Tony Stark cracking wise about deploying Beast in Spec Ops 5.
-->'''Tony''': We're neck-deep in Jotun here, and we need an extra scientific mind to take a calm look at how Iso-8 is working with Asgardian nature. Beast? Maybe the Phoenix experience has tuned up your sense of Iso-8's cosmo-mystical side.
-->'''Beast''': Cosmo-mystical? Did you come up with that yourself?
-->'''Tony''': I see you are unfamiliar with Stark Industries'new "neologism department" when deploying Kitty Pryde in Spec Ops 5.neologism division.
-->'''Tony''': We're neck-deep in Jotun here, and we need an extra scientific mind to take a calm look at how Iso-8 is working with Asgardian nature. Beast? Maybe the Phoenix experience has tuned up your sense of Iso-8's cosmo-mystical side.
-->'''Beast''': Cosmo-mystical? Did you come up with that yourself?
-->'''Tony''': I see you are unfamiliar with Stark Industries'
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-->'''Valkyrie:''' A crowbar? Do I face a carpenter in battle?\\
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-->'''Valkyrie:''' [''to the Wrecker''] A crowbar? Do I face a carpenter in battle?\\
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'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch in the face. Square deal?
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'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch in the face. Square deal?deal?
* Tony Stark cracking wise about Stark Industries' new "neologism department" when deploying Kitty Pryde in Spec Ops 5.
* Tony Stark cracking wise about Stark Industries' new "neologism department" when deploying Kitty Pryde in Spec Ops 5.
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* Valkyrie's ComicallySerious reactions to the blue-collar, greedy, very much not-noble Wrecking Crew in Spec Ops 5 is an endless source of entertainment.
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* Valkyrie's ComicallySerious reactions to the blue-collar, greedy, very much not-noble Wrecking Crew in Spec Ops 5 is an endless source of entertainment.
-->'''Valkyrie:''' A crowbar? Do I face a carpenter in battle?\\
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'''Valkyrie:''' We cross sword and crowbar once more. Unless you choose to yield.\\\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Do you too take part in Loki's Wild Hunt? And when it is finished, will your soul be forfeit?\\
'''Piledriver:''' It's not about the soul, kiddo. It's all about the cash. And Loki pays well. Everything's for sale. Just depends on the bargain.\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Will you bargain with the blade of a sword?\\
'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch in the face. Square deal?
-->'''Valkyrie:''' A crowbar? Do I face a carpenter in battle?\\
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'''Valkyrie:''' We cross sword and crowbar once more. Unless you choose to yield.\\\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Do you too take part in Loki's Wild Hunt? And when it is finished, will your soul be forfeit?\\
'''Piledriver:''' It's not about the soul, kiddo. It's all about the cash. And Loki pays well. Everything's for sale. Just depends on the bargain.\\
'''Valkyrie:''' Will you bargain with the blade of a sword?\\
'''Piledriver:''' Long as I can trade you a punch in the face. Square deal?
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-->'''Female Villain:''' You know what they say about fury and a woman scorned.
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-->'''Female Villain:''' For that alone, you deserve to die.
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-->'''Dr. Strange:''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
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*** Also Thing asking Hydro-man, "What would happen if I drank you?"
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-->'''Iron Man:''' Strange, turns out you didn't do us any favors by dispelling Dormammu's gang. Know why? Because Mephisto himself has picked up Satana and Baron Mordo.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You're like a demonic employment agency. Anyone who fights you gets a job with some lesser lord of Hell.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Joke if you must, O man named Johnny Blaze with a flaming skull head.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You making fun of--?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pointing out irony. Not the same as making fun. But Strange, snark is my department. From you, we need a briefing.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, if you put it like that, yeah. Fix things. Make it all go away.
-->'''Iron Man:''' Strange, turns out you didn't do us any favors by dispelling Dormammu's gang. Know why? Because Mephisto himself has picked up Satana and Baron Mordo.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You're like a demonic employment agency. Anyone who fights you gets a job with some lesser lord of Hell.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Joke if you must, O man named Johnny Blaze with a flaming skull head.
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' You making fun of--?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Pointing out irony. Not the same as making fun. But Strange, snark is my department. From you, we need a briefing.
-->'''Dr. Strange:''' [[NarratingTheObvious There are demons on the doorstep. Mephisto stirs. The threat of Dormammu lingers.]] Anything else?
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, if you put it like that, yeah. Fix things. Make it all go away.
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* Pretty much everything about Hercules, who is FunPersonified.
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-->"You want 'MORE INFO'? I'm flattered, you must like me. That was a haiku."
-->"I like beaches, puppies and getting caught in the rain."
-->"I promise I come with swords and guns!"
-->"I want to grow up to be a dragon, and I see dead people. Well, I make dead people. But I usually see them after."
-->"Press the Action Button to continue! Wait, wrong game."
** Hydro-man's introduction in Mission 3-2:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Hydro-man. Haven't seen him around lately. Last I knew about him, he was putting the moves on Sandman's girlfriend.
-->'''Fury:''' Put the two of them together, all we'd have to do is watch.
*** Also Thing asking Hydro-man, "What would happen if I drank you?"
** One of Spider-Man's pre-boss-battle conversations.
-->'''Female Villain:''' You know what they say about fury and a woman scorned.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' A woman scorned? I'll have to ask Fury about that sometime.
-->'''Female Villain:''' For that alone, you deserve to die.
-->"You want 'MORE INFO'? I'm flattered, you must like me. That was a haiku."
-->"I like beaches, puppies and getting caught in the rain."
-->"I promise I come with swords and guns!"
-->"I want to grow up to be a dragon, and I see dead people. Well, I make dead people. But I usually see them after."
-->"Press the Action Button to continue! Wait, wrong game."
** Hydro-man's introduction in Mission 3-2:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Hydro-man. Haven't seen him around lately. Last I knew about him, he was putting the moves on Sandman's girlfriend.
-->'''Fury:''' Put the two of them together, all we'd have to do is watch.
*** Also Thing asking Hydro-man, "What would happen if I drank you?"
** One of Spider-Man's pre-boss-battle conversations.
-->'''Female Villain:''' You know what they say about fury and a woman scorned.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' A woman scorned? I'll have to ask Fury about that sometime.
-->'''Female Villain:''' For that alone, you deserve to die.