History Funny / LiveALive

** On the other hand, if you try giving her the loin guard or the chest hair, she'll [[ArmorPiercingSlap slap Pogo across the face]] instead.

* If you hadn't killed any innocent women not counting Yodogimi who Oboromaru even subtracts from his kill count once it's revealed she was DeadAllAlong, a geisha stops you from facing off against Ode Iou briefly to thank you for sparing her, by giving you a [[JokeItem Maid's Sash]]. If you stand still and wait for 10 seconds after this, she'll return in a panic and apologize for giving you the wrong thing, then gives you the leagues-better Lacquered Medicine Box.

* Oersted and Streibough start the chapter in a combat tournament. After you kill your opponent, Streibough faces his... Watt of Nabe. [[CurbStompBattle The name should tell you how this turns out.]]

* Should you have Cube or Sundown be your starting character, Masaru immediately joins in instead of fighting them. Why's that? Cause he loves westerns and sci-fi. Who knew the martial artist who wishes ToBeAMaster could be a fanboy of such genres? In the remake, he refuses to fight Sundown because since he's a cowboy, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm he obviously has a gun]] and refuses to lay a finger on Cube because the little robot is just too ''[[CutenessProximity cute]]'' to be fought.

* Upon obtaining [[SwordOfPlotAdvancement Brion]], the current main protagonist will do a dramatic StabTheSky in front of the Archon's Roost like Hasshe did. However, it's presumably too heavy for Cube to hold for a prolonged amount of time, so he just quickly puts it on his head.

* For some reason, there are two goofy European aristocrat guys locked in the prison. [[NoodleIncident It's never stated why they're here]].

* Should you have Cube or Sundown be your final character, Masaru immediately joins in instead of fighting them. Why's that? Cause he loves westerns and sci-fi. Who knew the martial artist who wishes ToBeAMaster could be a fanboy of such genres? In the remake, he refuses to fight Sundown because since he's a cowboy, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm he obviously has a gun]] and refuses to lay a finger on Cube because the little robot is just too ''[[CutenessProximity cute]]'' to be fought.

* During your first encounter with Lei, she mocks the Shifu by noting he should know better than to walk in the woods alone. She says this even if you've already recruited Hong, who makes no comment on being either ignored [[FailedASpotCheck or missed]].

* Since the introduction of voice-acting into the game, Lei Kugo in general is an absolute riot, rivaled only by Pogo. The only disciple to start off arrogant and abrasive, this makes her lines when something doesn’t go her way all the more memorable. The second time Shifu defeats her, she falls '''face-first''' onto the floor out of exhaustion and yells her annoyance '''while still facedown''', implying that she’s screaming into the floor in frustration.

* Pike, a member of the Crazy Bunch, makes a scene at the bar before mocking Sundown by ordering him a glass of milk. He furthers the mocking when Sundown refuses it, insinuating that he only drinks mother's milk. Sundown's response via dialogue choice? "... [[YourMom Your mother's, maybe.]]" Pike's subsequent angry breakdown, followed by [[CurbStompBattle a battle that Sundown can win with one attack]], are really just the cherry on top.

* [[DiscOneNuke The]] [[GameBreaker Cola]] [[InfinityPlusOneSword Bottle]] counts as both this and [[Awesome/LiveALive CMOA]]. It's a ridiculously-busted battle item/accessory which launches a plethora of lizards at the target, often dealing [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill 999]] damage in one use. The official localisation even calls the move when using it in battle "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fast Fast Die]]".

** Later on, Oboromaru learns this spin as a ''combat technique''. It lets him spin an enemy around, causing a special status ailment that forces them to spin on the spot, messing up their directional inputs.

* As scary as the Death Prophet is, even he has his weakness. Attacking him from the back on a diagonal will cause him to freak out and let out a BigNo as he uses a counter called "Not the Tail". Not only does it barely do any damage, it somehow [[EpicFail mortally wounds the Death Prophet]], a {{Superboss}}, in the process.

* Should you have Cube or Sundown be your final character, Masaru immediately joins in instead of fighting them. Why's that? Cause he loves westerns and sci-fi. Who knew the martial artist who wishes ToBeAMaster could be a fanboy of such genres? In the remake, he refuses to fight Sundown because since he's a cowboy, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm he obviously has a gun]] and refuses to lay a finger on Cube because the little robot is just too ''cute'' to be fought.

* As scary as the Death Prophet is, even he has his weakness. Attacking him from the back on a diagonal will cause him to freak out and let out a BigNo as he uses a counter called "Not the Tail". Not only does it barely do any damage, it somehow mortally wounds the Death Prophet, a {{Superboss}}, in the process.

* To recruit Cube, you have to give him a special item which got lost in the mountain. [[DevelopersForesight Depending on who you chose as the main lead]], everyone reacts to and names it differently. Pogo understandably is completely clueless what it is, so it’s "?????" in the inventory. The Sundown Kid, Earthen Heart Master, and Oboromaru bluntly call it a "[[BuffySpeak Metal Box]]". Masaru, [[DumbMuscle not having the highest IQ stat]] calls it "Parts", so this leaves Akira the only one from a close-enough time period to Masaru and more common sense to know what this mysterious object is: A battery.

** In contrast, her Sing Hurt actually sounds beautiful but hurts all enemies in its field of effect. in other words, in this time period, poor singing is art while beautiful singing is garbage. Even funnier if you unleash this on O-D-O so the only way to hurt the giant dinosaur embodiment of hatred is through what cavemen would consider ''atrocious''.

* This chapter in chronological order marks the first appearance of "object enemies", types of "enemies" which purely exist to do nothing but take up space on the battlefield and force you and the enemy to move around them, for instance being a ''giant table'' which takes up nearly the entire field and takes as much damage to "kill" as one of the actual enemies in the same battle.

* Lei Kugo in general is an absolute riot. The only disciple to start off arrogant and abrasive, this makes her lines when something doesn’t go her way all the more memorable. The second time Shifu defeats her, she falls '''face-first''' onto the floor out of exhaustion and yells her annoyance '''while still facedown''', implying that she’s screaming into the floor in frustration.

* As you infiltrate the castle, you end up running on the roofs and, as you reach a huge gap between two buildings, Oboromaru makes an impressive leap across said gap. If you come back to this place later after having freed the prisoner, Oboromaru will still leap. However how does the prisoner, who doesn't have the ninja's training, cross the gap ? He simply goes down a ladder, walk over some other roof, leaps over a far shorter gap and then climbs up another ladder, showing us that there's actually a much more practical way to go. This has the effect of making it look like Oboromaru was showing off.

-->'''Great Aja:''' [[IncomingHam Well if it isn't the]] [[PrecisionFStrike mother[=***=]]] [[IncomingHam himself!]]
* During the fight against Great Aja in Masaru’s chapter, [[EasterEgg if Great Aja's back is towards the camera and uses Bite on Masaru]], someone ([[RunningGag probably Watanabe’s dad]]) [[BullyingADragon throws a cola can at him]], prompting Great Aja to turn around, jump out of the arena and [[BlackComedy beat the crap out of him]] before jumping back in as if nothing happened. The remake adds some hilarious dialogue to this:

'''"Watanabe":''' Leave my dad alone!

* After hearing that the Crusaders kidnapped Kazu, Matsu immediately speeds off, quite literally leaving Akira in the dust despite his pleas to come with. Quite conveniently, a random person just happens to pass by the orphanage at that moment on a leisurely motorcycle ride. Akira promptly hijacks his ride, [[{{Beat}} sits there for a few seconds]], then turns to Taroimo and berates him to get on too, leading to the quite rotund robot having to squeeze onto the motorcycle with Akira.

* There's a bit of perverse humor centered around Taeko in the original fan translation. First, whenever Akira goes to the can, Watanabe comes in to give him a certain item, but keeps screwing up. First it was [[EpicFail his own pair of boxers]]. Then the Director's. Then Taeko's Jeans, then stockings... then [[MegatonPunch Taeko's Punch]], which she ''personally'' delivers when she finds out what Akira's been doing (and Akira shares the reward to Watanabe for screwing up). You can equip Taeko's Punch as Akira/Matsu's best weapon in the chapter. Going into the bathroom one more time allows Watanabe to give you the desired item; Taeko's Panties. You can wear Taeko's Panties on your head (as well as all the other underpants you've got).

* When waking up your crewmates from cryosleep, Huey accidentally slams against the wall in shock upon seeing Cube for the first time.

* The concept of Zaki and his fellow caveman somehow traveling throughout the land in what seems to be ''Flintstones''-styled ''stone carts''. How do they even work without an internal energy source to move them?

* A BlackComedy example regarding the map in the remake. It's presumably the same one that Oersted was given or a copy, except that it's slightly damaged and has the location names changed on it, implying that [[EvilIsPetty he vandalised it out of spite]].