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* Once again there's a recap of the story (''Phantom of the Opera'' in this case) to get people not familiar with the work up to speed, but this time [[StylisticSuck it uses the creative medium of MS paint]]!
** Summing Raoul up as a "victim-blaming fuckboy" (spelled "fuccboi" in the subtitles) who constantly grumbles to himself about Christine being a slut for no reason.
** Erik is the "skull-faced incel who lives in the basement".
** The Persian and Erik's relationship is described as them basically being college room-mates who did each other a solid once.
** Also the Phantom's extortion letter to the managers:
--->Dear [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Mr. Managers]],\\\
You suck, this opera house sucks, Charlotta sucks, everything sucks, besides Christine Daaé and the first three seasons of ''Series/{{Frasier}}''. Give me your money.\\\
-- '''O.G'''
* Lindsay bluntly admits that this video was partially motivated by some two decades old grudges against ''Literature/{{Phantom}}'' and takes time to air out her petty irritation at ''Phantom of the Opera'' fandom circa 2001 for defending it so much.
* The HilariousOuttakes at the end, with Kaveh Taverian and [[WebVideo/PhilosophyTube Oliver Thorn]] hamming up their performances of The Persian and The Phantom. After slurring his way through one take, Ollie punctuates The Phantom's tirade with [[Film/TheRoom "I'm fed up with this world!"]].
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** Summing Raoul up as a "victim-blaming fuckboy" who constantly grumbles to himself about Christine being a slut for no reason.

-->Our story begins when the prima-donna La Carlotta falls ill is replaced by this young ingenue no one's ever heard of, named Christine Daaé, and she brings the house down with how amazing she is. During her performance, she is recognized by her childhood friend, the f''[bleep]''kboy Vicomte Raoul de Chagny and he goes to her dressing room to say "Hey, good job", but he overhears her talking to this guy who claims to be her voice teacher, and being a f''[bleep]''kboy he is like: "Oh... ''Slut.''" In the meanwhile, there are these mysterious goings-on -- someone calling themselves the Opera Ghost is extorting the new managers, some guy turns up dead with a noose around his neck, there's this shady brown fellow poking around the opera all the time. And amidst it all Christine just... disappears. And, of the course the f''[bleep]''kboy is like... "''Slut.''" Couple of weeks later there's a masquerade, and hey, she's back, and pulls Raoul aside and tells him were she's been, and, of course, the victim-blaming f''[bleep]''kboy is like... "''Slut.''" And she's like "No! What do I have to do to explain to you that I was kidnapped a skull-faced incel named Erik, who... Well, admittedly he told me he'd let me go as long as I didn't touch his mask, and..." [...] Any way, she took of his mask, he loses his shit, and says she can never leave his lair, and she's like "''[=NooOOoo=]''... You look... ''great''." Basically, she pulls off that act long enough for Erik to let her out of the basement, so she can tell the victim-blaming fuckboy "Oh, please, god, help me!" And he's like "Okay, how about we leave together... After your next big performance?" So after the next big performance, Christine just disappears right off the stage. Like, right in the middle of the stage. And if we are watching the musical, this would be the "track down the murderer" portion that leads into the Final Lair scene, but we are only about halfway through the book...

-->Our story begins when the prima-donna La Carlotta falls ill is replaced by this young ingenue no one's ever heard of, named Christine Daaé, and she brings the house down with how amazing she is. During her performance, she is recognized by her childhood friend, the f''[bleep]''kboy Vicomte Raoul de Chagny and he goes to her dressing room to say "Hey, good job", but he overhears her talking to this guy who claims to be her voice teacher, and being a f''[bleep]''kboy he is like: "Oh... ''Slut.''" In the meanwhile, there are these mysterious goings-on -- someone calling themselves the Opera Ghost is extorting the new managers, some guy turns up dead with a noose around his neck, there's this shady brown fellow poking around the opera all the time. And amidst it all Christine just... disappears. And, of the course the f''[bleep]''kboy is like... "''Slut.''" Couple of weeks later there's a masquerade, and hey, she's back, and pulls Raoul aside and tells him were she's been, and, of course, the victim-blaming f''[bleep]''kboy is like... "''Slut.''" And she's like "No! What do I have to do to explain to you that I was kidnapped a skull-faced incel named Erik, who... Well, admittedly he told me he'd let me go as long as I didn't touch his mask, and..." [...] Any way, she took of his mask, he loses his shit, and says she can never leave his lair, and she's like "NooOOoo... You look... great." Basically, she pulls off that act long enough for Erik to let her out of the basement, so she can tell the victim-blaming fuckboy "Oh, please, god, help me!" And he's like "Okay, how about we leave together... After your next big performance?" So after the next big performance, Christine just disappears right off the stage. Like, right in the middle of the stage. And if we are watching the musical, this would be the "track down the murderer" portion that leads into the Final Lair scene, but we are only about halfway through the book...

--->Dear [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Mr. Managers]]\\\

** Tywin's introduction is accompanied by floating hearts, a pink cursive "SENPAI", and Music/Heart's "These Dreams."

** Tywin's introduction is accompanied by floating hearts, a pink cursive "SENPAI", and [[Music/Heart]]'s "These Dreams."

'''King Athur:''' Be quiet!\\

'''King Athur:''' ''Shut up!''\\

** Tywin's introduction is accompanied by floating hearts and a pink cursive "SENPAI".

--->"Creator/CharlesDance is the real power behind the throne, and also the ''best character in television history. Do not @ me, he just is''."

* The image summarizing Jon Snow's ultimate characterization: a deflated blobfish with a crudely-drawn sword and black wig and a speech bubble saying "muh queen".
* Lindsay pretending to [[RunningGag throw up]] after lines of awful and problematic dialogue.
* When talking about the showrunners trying to explain the burning of King's landing with Dany 'making it personal', Lindsay points out the script says a different thing... with a photoshopped image of the script titled 'Dany make big place go boom boom :(' and an Emmy in the shot.
* When she points out that Cersei blowing up the Sept should have led to a lot of smallfolk hating her and being happy at the prospect of Daenerys taking over King's Landing... including editing a banner onto King's Landing saying "Welcome Dragon Queen!" and sky writing saying "We <3 Dany"
* Notes that Cersei spends all of Season 8 with a glass of wine "glowering over my dominion" - which is then followed by a shot of Lindsay herself from her video essay on ''Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera2004'' drinking a glass of wine - and she says [[NotSoAboveItAll "I get it, that's my usual Friday night".]]

* In the tradition of appropriating film clips to comment on the film itself, it falls to Alan Arkin's character from ''Film/Dumbo2019'' saying "''So?''" and "This is a disaster!" regarding Disney's film trends.

* Notes that Cersei spends all of Season 8 with a glass of wine "glowering over my dominion" - which is then followed by a shot of Lindsay herself from her video essay on ''Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera2004'' drinking a glass of wine - and she says "I get it, that's my usual Friday night".

** Playing ''Turn Down For What?'' every time Robert Baratheon (AKA Bobby BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!) is mentioned.

--->''Season's Treasons! From all of us dumbasses''

* The image summarizing Jon Snow's ultimate characterization: a deflated blobfish with a crudely-drawn sword and black wig.

** "And then the bells ring, and then Daenerys is like 'noooo, I think um I'm gonna do some WAR CRIMES.' And then does 9/11 like times a hundred."

* Lindsay pretending to [[RunningGap throw up]] after lines of awful and problematic dialogue.

''(Music/KatyPerry's [[SoundtrackDissonance "Roar" plays while Dany burns King's Landing down.]])

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