History Funny / LieToMe

* "YOU OWE ME TWO-HUNDRED BUCKS YOU BASTARD!" also can be counted as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

-->'''Cal:''' Tell Weatherly this is over. But not in a negative way.

* YMMV, depending on how dark your humor is, but "YOU OWE ME TWO-HUNDRED BUCKS YOU BASTARD!" also can be counted as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* Drunk!Gillian and Torres in "The Canary's Song", especially Gillian's "up yours!" toast to Cal.
* Cal asking the [[spoiler: undercover federal agent how he manages to keep his eyes open after being "shot to death" with blanks.]]
* The attempted intervention at the end of "Greivous Bodily Harm".
* This exchange between Emily and Cal might just be the funniest thing this troper has ever heard
-->'''Emily:''' Dad!Don't use any kind of psychological tricks to scare my boyfriend!

* The entire opening sequence of "Darkness and Light" was a mix between this and {{Squee}}, with Foster and Lightman pretending to be married.

* In "React to Contact", Cal and Emily exit an office where the client of the week's son Jake is playing. Cal does a quick introduction as they walk, while Jake immediately starts chatting up Emily. Cal verbally chases her down the hall, and once she's gone, stares at Jake for a long moment (apparently he [[LoveAtFirstSight read something]] he didn't like). [[ToyShip He's like]] [[ToyShip ''nine'']]. But then, [[FetishFuel Emily with her school uniform]]...can't blame the kid.

* Every scene with Cal on the witness stand being cross-examined by his ex-wife.

* YMMV, depending on how dark your humor is, but "YOU OWE ME TWO-HUNDRED BUCKS YOU BASTARD" also can be counted as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* This exchange between Emily and Cal might just be the funniest thing I've ever heard
-->Emily: Dad!Don't use any kind of psychological tricks to scare my boyfriend!
-->Cal: [[ExactWords No Tricks! Got it!]] (opens door for Emily's Boyfriend)
-->Boyfriend: Hello Mr.Lightman!
-->Cal:[[LiteralMinded Hello, Are you going to have sex with my daughter tonight?]]
-->Boyfriend: (stammers nervously)
-->Emily: Dad!

* The entire opening sequence of "Darkness and Light" was a mix between this and {{Squee}}, with Foster and Lightman pretending to me married.

* Toward the end of "Canary's Song", a miner steps out, blocking Cal's path, holding a sledgehammer. "I knew it... he's ready to talk".

* The entire opening sequence of "Darkness and Light" was a mix between this and {{Squee}}, with Foster and Lightman pretending to me married.

* "Yo, those kids were straight up liars, man. All I told them to do was run product. [[BlatantLies And by product I mean chewing gum.]]"

* "''Someone'' in here is definitely lying about Clyde the turtle. I can ''smell'' it." Says the great Dr Lightman to a class of kids.

* Cal, anytime he's having a case of the GreenEyedMonster because of a man in Foster's life.

* Reynolds reaction to Foster's witness-abduction-scheme. The resigned monotone he uses is just hysterical.
--> '''Reynolds:''' Oh, god. I am going to jail.
* Cal having a case of the GreenEyedMonster when any man goes near Foester. Special mentions go to the rose scene, and him prying apart a too long handshake.

* Cal having a case of the GreenEyedMonster when Foster's impressed by TheRival. Special mentions go to the rose scene and this exchange:
--> '''Torres:''' According to Tokerr, Foster's a bit gaga over him.
--> '''Cal:''' *scathingly* Lovely.
--> '''Torres:''' Oh my god. *grins* Is that...''jealousy''?
--> '''Cal:''' *very quickly* No.
--> '''Torres:''' Uh-huh.

--> '''Reynolds:''' Oh, god. I am going to jail.

-->Emily: Dad!

-->Cal: No Tricks! Got it! (opens door for Emily's Boyfriend)

* Cal asking the [[spoiler: undercover federal agent how he manages to keep his eyes open after being "shot to death" with blanks.]]

* Drunk!Gillian and Torres in "The Canary's Song", especially Gillian's "up yours!" toast to Cal.