History Funny / Leverage

---> '''Parker''': Don't stab! Don't stab! Don't stab! Don't stab! Don't stab!

---> '''Hardison''': (Somewhat unsteadily) I ''hacked history'', people!

** When a secondary character asks why the cops would respond to a car alarm so quickly, the scene cuts to the crew ''stealing cars from the members of the local police union''.

--->(Somewhat unsteadily) I ''hacked history'', people!

--->'''Dubenich:''' Higgins, you can't do that! You can't take my computer!\\

--->'''Hardison:''' I just have to spoof the IP address and overlay a digital duplicate on the wi-fi--\\
* ''[[CuttingTheKnot Eliot throws a rock at the camera]]''* \\

--->'''[[BlackAndNerdy Hardison]]:''' Okay I see what this is. This is racial. This is about my ethniticity, ain't it? It's 'cause I'm Jewish?

-->"I once saw a horse kill a clown." * Cut to a man dressed as a horse beating a clown who owes him money.*

-->'''Parker''': [[[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels I will make your tomato shiny.]]] ... Haagan Dazs?

---> '''Hardison:''' Just taxi me around the building.\\

--->[[spoiler:'''Maggie:''']] Nate . . . you can't just ''make'' somebody do what you want them to do.\\
* ''The rest of them look at her for a minute, then start laughing.''* \\

'''Parker:''' * pats on head* You're adorable.
** There's also Eliot and Maggie's conversation in the coffee shop. Especially the team's reaction to Maggie mocking her and Nate's sex life.
*** Which actually doubles as a [[CrowningMomentofAwesome CMoA]] since Maggie noticed Elliot was wearing a button cam she gave Nate and was trying to provoke a response that would prove it.

--> '''Hardison:''' I spent three days hacking the White House email. No buzz.
--> '''Sophie:''' See?
--> '''Hardison:''' But we are doing some pretty hinky stuff in Pakistan. Hinky.
--> '''Sophie:''' Look, I'm miserable, they're miserable. * points to Eliot* Ok, what, what've you been doing in the last six months?
--> '''Eliot:''' ...I was in Pakistan.
** There's also the entire scene after Nate wakes up in his apartment, and Eliot and Hardison's conversation about the detonators. Eliot's been putting small explosives on a building to scare a mark (later on in the episode) and asks Hardison how sensitive the detonator is. Hardison says that they're very sensitive and could go off due to crossed frequencies from a car alarm, while Eliot mentions that he's got several of the explosives still stowed in his pockets. On cue, a car alarm goes off and Eliot's reaction is absolutely priceless, including what is probably the best [[CatchPhrase "Damnit Hardison!"]] of the entire series so far.

---> '''Parker''' ''(to Nate)'':[[ItMakesSenseInContext Did you just give someone a nosebleed with the power of your mind?]]

---> '''Chaos''': Your baby is incredibly intelligent. He just tried to launch a multi-variant computer worm at ''my'' baby monitor's ''firewall.''
** And their ''HighNoon'' homage... [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome with netbooks instead of guns]].

--->'''Nate:''' Mr. Kerrity, I am an insurance investigator. This is not the first time I have had a firearm pointed at me.

--->'''Eliot:''' I had court-side seats, tell Hardison if he makes it out alive I'm going to snap him in half!
--->'''Nate:''' Eliot says "Hi."

--> Eliot: She ''is'' hot.
--> Hardison: Very hot.
--> Parker: [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer Hot.]]

--> Parker: Who knew a sedan could hit 140?

--->'''Hardison:''' [[ShoutOut Science...]] [[{{XKCD}} it works.]]

-->Shorty: Who ''are'' you people!\\
Parker(yelling) ''We're the good guys!''

*** Eliot remembers her as having a hilariously over-the-top Cockney accent

--->'''Sophie:''' "I sound like one of the dwarves from LordOfTheRings!"

--->'''Sophie:''' "I hate you all."
** This episode had all kinds of CMoFs, including the following:

*** Similarly to the accent getting more and more outrageous, the knife for the emergency tracheotomy got bigger and bigger with each retelling. Since Nate's (complete) version features the biggest knife, evidently this is the one detail that got more correct.

-->(Somewhat unsteadily) I ''hacked history'', people!

--->'''Nate:''' Eliot says "Hi."

* "The Gone-Fishin' Job":
--->'''Hardison:''' Science... it works.

--->'''Sophie:''' ''Americans''! [[LampshadeHanging All accents sound alike to you!]]

-->'''Sophie:''' ''Americans''! [[LampshadeHanging All accents sound alike to you!]]

-->'''Sophie:''' "I sound like one of the dwarves from LordOfTheRings!"

-->'''Sophie:''' "I hate you all."

* ''The King George Job'' gave us Parker as an
auctioneer, auctioning off things [[NoodleIncident she previously stole]].

*** Parker's Sophie speaks in ''unintelligible gibberish.''

*** Similarly to the accent getting more and more outrageous, the knife for the emergency tracheotomy got bigger and bigger with each retelling.

* ''The King George Job'' gave us Parker as an auctioneer, auctioning off things [[NoodleIncident she previously stole]].

** Also, Hardison's slow evolution into "master forger".

** Poor Crowley...

** The {{Anvilicious}} parody of BP CEO Tony Hayward at the end. CrossesTheLineTwice indeed.

*** John Billingsley.

-->'''Sophie:''' "I sound like one of the dwarves from Lord of the Rings!"

** Eliot remembers her as having a hilariously over-the-top Cockney accent

** Hardison gives her a Scottish one
-->'''Sophie:''' "I sound like one of the dwarves from Lord of the Rings!")
** Parker's Sophie speaks in ''unintelligible gibberish.''

** "Completely different accent" doesn't come anywhere close to doing this justice. Eliot remembers her as having a hilariously over-the-top Cockney accent, Hardison gives her a Scottish one ("I sound like one of the dwarves from Lord of the Rings!"), and Parker's Sophie speaks in ''unintelligible gibberish.''

*** "I'm going to sharpen this knife. Maybe walk around in the hallway. In the dark."

** "Completely different accent" doesn't come anywhere close to doing this justice. Eliot remembers her as having a hilariously over-the-top Cockney accent, Hardison gives her a Scottish one ("I sound like one of the dwarves from Lord of the Rings!"), and Parker's Sophie speaks in ''unintelligible gibberish.''

** "Completely different accent" doesn't come anywhere close to doing this justice. Eliot remembers her as having a hilariously over-the-top Cockney accent, Hardison gives her a Scottish one ("I sound like one of the dwarves from Lord of the Rings!"), and Parker's Sophie speaks in _unintelligible gibberish._

* From ''The Rashomon Job'', Elliot, Hardison, and Parker all depict Sophie with a completely different accent.

* "You spilled ''his'' coffee."

** When a secondary character asks why the cops would respond to a car alarm so quickly, the scene cuts to the crew ''stealing cars from the members of the local police union''.

** When a secondary character asks why the cops would respond to a car alarm so quickly, the scene cuts to the crew ''stealing police union members' cars''.
* "The Two-Horse Job", Parker explaining why she doesn't like horses.
-->"I once saw a horse kill a clown." *Cut to a man dressed as a horse beating a clown who owes him money.*

Parker(yelling) ''We're the good guys!''

--> Parker: Who knew a sedan could hit 140?