History Funny / LastActionHero

** Adding to the gag is the contents to the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].

* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:

* Two words: Acme Dynamite.
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
* "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?"
* "I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"
** [[RunningGag "You always say that."]]

-->'''Schwarzenhamlet:''' To be or not to be... Not to be. ''(KABOOM!)''
* "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid.
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
--->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
--->'''Vivaldi:''' ...What?
--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy when trying to play chicken with Benedict's car.
-->Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
* Danny: "I can PROVE this is a movie! Look, a cartoon cat just walked through the door!"
-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow.
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne, premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.

* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->(''silence'')
-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Hey! Shut up down there!
* The part where Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Practice]]]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving [[spoiler:Practice]] a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain--dumb.
-->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
* In the opening, a cop blocks Slater from entering the building where the Ripper is holed up.
-->'''Slater''': Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air'')
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"

* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end:
-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
* Benedict's answer to Slater's question about him being a henchman: "No, I only go as far as 'lackey.'"
** Their tense conversation in general, ending with this line from Slater:
--->'''Slater''': Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like rearranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
* The joke with Practice's name.
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] true colors and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).

* When Slater walks into his apartment and shoots his closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.

* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] true colors and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).

* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater admits to [[spoiler:Practice]] that Danny warned him not to trust him because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).

-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow. He's one of our best officers.

-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!

-->'''Slater''': You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. All those years at the Academy studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology. I mean, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say "THE BAD GUYS ARE IN THERE!"

* 'Acme Dynamite'
* The fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc5TaPpe8 The ''Hamlet'' trailer]].

* "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." (Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid.)

--->'''Vivaldi:''' First you're my friend! Then you do a... ''[swirls his finger in the water]'' 360 on me!"
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180!'' If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!

--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:*shoots Vivaldi*]]

--> "Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!"

** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
* "[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase]]."

** And the part where Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Practice]]]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving him a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].

-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' You ain't no genius yourself, kid.

** Apparently this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.

* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater goes into SarcasmMode, and it is absolutely hilarious.

-->'''Slater''': I know I am.

--> Slater (blankly): "So? He'll do it again tomorrow. He's one of our best officers."

** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt, and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
* '[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase]].'
* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage, and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:

-->(silence)

** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:Practice]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving him a speech about how he should have just shot Slater instead of talking.
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain - dumb.

* Two cops show up outside a supposed crackhouse

** Apparently this is supposed to be a gag that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.

-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'

-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]

* 'Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase.'

--->'''Vivaldi:''' You do a... 360 on me!"

--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me. [[spoiler:*shoots Vivaldi*]]
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy

* The black van unsuccessfully trying to copy Slater's stunt during the car chase, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he sarcastically assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation.
** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.

** Also this:
-->I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!

-->I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->(a man offscreen) Hey! Shut up down there!

* When Slater walks into his apartment and immediately shoots the closet. An assassin falls out.

* A cop blocks Slater from entering an office building.

* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes his car through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'

* The fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstint Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.

* 'Acme Dynomite'
* Robert Patrick ([[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]])strolling out the front door!

* Robert Patrick ([[{{Terminator}} the T1000]]) strolling out the front door!

-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]

-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.

* 'I iced him... to cone a word.'

* Robert Patrick (the T1000) strolling out the front door!
** "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?"
** "I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"

-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' You ain't no genius yourself, kid.

-->I just killed a man!

-->I just shot a man and I want to make a confession!

** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint and Danny gives him a speech about how he should have just shot Slater instead of talking.
-->You are just like all the other villians-dumb.
-->You ain't so smart yourself, kid.

** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.

* The black van unsuccessfully trying to copy Slater's stunt during the car chase, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he sarcastically assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation.