History Funny / KungFuPanda3

** "HUG THIS LOG LIKE YOU NEVER WANNA LET GO!"

** First, Viper asks Shifu if he really thinks Po can master chi in time. Shifu responds, "It doesn't matter what I think, it matters what the universe thinks." A {{Beat}}, then [[DeadpanSnarker Mantis]] adds, "I take it that's a no?"

** Po holding up a plank for Grandma Panda to break. [[GroinAttack She aims a bit lower]].

* During the TrainingMontage, Po holds up a board for Grandma Panda to break, but she instead walks up to him and casually [[GroinAttack kicks him in the nuts]], then toddles away again as he collapses in agony.

** Just him asking [[spoiler: about the staff]] is already funny enough. He comes up, ready to gratulate the dragon warrior and mention how impressed and proud he is, only to get so distracted by it that he ends up annoyed.

** Heartwarming that Po and the Five have grown so close, awesome that they're so in sync, and hilarious all in one. Well done, [=DreamWorks=].

--->'''Crane:''' Wings of regret!

'''Mantis''': Okay, but we gotta plan what we're gonna say first. Otherwise, it won't be scary, it'll just be stupid.\\

* It also mirrors the meditation scene from the first movie where Shifu tries to find inner peace, only to get disturbed by his messenger, one of the funnier moments with Shifu at the beginning.

* Oogway is trying to meditate in the Spirit Realm, only for one of the petals from his own peach tree to land on his nose, causing him to interrupt his "Inner peace" mantra with "Itchy nose." After blowing it away, it comes back and plasters right over his nostril, making him sneeze. [[RuleOfThree And then]] he is interrupted by [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kai's return]]. Aside from his only response being "Now what?", when Kai announces he's back to continue the battle they never finished, Oogway rejoins, "Took you long enough." It's the scornful cackling afterward that really sells it.\\
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It also mirrors the meditation scene from the first movie where Shifu tries to find inner peace, only to get disturbed by his messenger, one of the funnier moments with Shifu at the beginning.

-->'''Po:''' *Vomiting* I'm...[[BlatantLies fine]]...

* When Tigress reports that Kai attacked the valley and that everything's gone Mr. Ping has this to worry about.

* When Po and the gang pin the Jombies to the ground, the Jombies' eyes glow revealing Kai.

'''Oogway,''' ''casually:'' Who knows? I've never ''tried.''

-->'''Kai:''' ''(stunned face)'' YES! Finally! Thank you! Almost makes me want to spare your life!

* At the end, Mantis's reaction at Lei Lei grabbing and playing with him.

** Tigress's bewildered look throughout the entire thing. To her, it's all NoodleImplements.

** And even later, when Lei Lei gets her hands on ''Mantis'':
--->'''Mantis:''' Antenna of fear! ''It's not working!''

--> '''Mr. Ping:''' I'm a ''bird,'' Po.

'''Kai''' (''annoyed''): Alright, okay. Enough! (''waves his hands and the Jombies disappear in waves of green smoke.'')

--> '''Po''': I'm being choked by Master Porcupine this is so cool! Oh! Oh! Look! (''shows action figure while being strangled'') It's you!\\

* When Shifu is reading the scroll about Oogway and Kai's past, it transgresses into being told by Oogway's voice. When it's revealed that Kai carried Oogway to a village of pandas, Po excitedly comments on this, with Oogway BreakingTheFourthWall to answer him.

--> '''Po''': Oh! Oh! Look! (Shows action figure while being strangled) It's you!

-->'''Lei Lei''': "Stripey baby!"

** And Lei Lei has this: "Stripey baby!"