History Funny / KingsmanTheGoldenCircle

** A bit of ActorAllusion to ''Film/MagicMike.'' And just as you'd expect from someone with the actor's dancing chops, the dancing is ''[[StylisticSuck terrible.'']]

* Eggsy and Merlin get captured by Tequila and are being interrogated about who they are and where they came from. Tequila starts pouring high-proof whiskey on them, with the threat that they will be burned alive if they don't tell him the truth. Suddenly a heavy dose of UsefulNotes/MisplacedNationalism plows into the discussion as Merlin goes on an angry rant about how Whisky is spelled with no E, and is made in ''Scotland'', so Tequila can go fuck himself. Eggsy politely admits that he likes a good Jack and Coke (a drink made with Jack Daniel's whiskey and Coca-Cola), but tells Tequila to go fuck himself all the same.

-->''[[BriefAccentImitation "Done being polite, are you, governor?"]]''

-->'''Eggsy:''' So this is what passes for "the world's greatest spy" in America? I may need to go there and teach them a lesson... but first, I'm gonna [[FaceDoodling draw a nob on your face]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wJ7hHDVBnA "The Ultimate Breakdown"]], which was the first ever footage released for this movie. [[ExactWords The title said it all]], and to say that this is a complete mockery towards typical trailer teasers would be an {{Understatement}}.

* From the official red band trailer: Just before Eggsy jumps above his cab's door to avoid being killed, Eggsy sees another car rapidly oncoming. He clearly says [[PrecisionFStrike "Fuck!"]], but the [[SoundEffectBleep car horn bleeps out the word]]. In the actual film, its uncensored, and Eggsy's voice [[NotSoStoic cracks a little]].

--> '''Eggsy:''' We've got brains. Skills. And...''(looks at Whiskey)''... Skipping rope?\\

-->'''Eggsy:''' So this is what passes for "the world's greatest spy" in America? I may need to go there and teach them a lesson... but first, I'm gonna [[FaceDoodling draw a knob on your face]].

--->'''Eggsy''': Is that it?!
--->'''Merlin''': I suppose that must be upper class humor... I don't get it...

--->'''Eggsy''': Should we do one for JB?
--->'''Merlin''': I think we should.

--->'''Merlin''': [''picks up bottle''] [[BraveScot I think we should drink to Scotland!]]
--->'''Eggsy''': I... think we've probably had enough, to be honest.

-->'''Elton''': Fuck you, Poppy!
-->'''Poppy''': Fuck ''you'', Elton.

** Harry replicates tossing the glass.....and it completely misses the rednecks and Whiskey ends up catching it.

* After almost getting crushed by a runaway cable car, an old man states "That is the first decent shit I've had in three weeks".
** Not to mention the visuals. The shape of the cable car makes it look like the world's largest curling stone, coming to a stop just outside the house. Speaking of visuals the other old man is the spitting image of [[CallBack Valentine.]]

-->'''Harry:''' If I save the world, could I get two tickets to your next show?
-->'''Elton:''' Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass. (''blows Harry a kiss'')

*** He starts it off by singing a slightly warped version of "Saturday Night's Alright", singing "''Wednesday'' Night's All right for fighting."
---->'''Mook:''' Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?
---->'''Elton John:''' What day is it today?
---->'''Mook:''' Wednesday?
---->'''Elton John:''' Exactly!

** He is also yelling, "Shut it! Shut it!,' trying to get his buddy to disarm the lighter bomb. It looks like he's telling Tilde's dad to "shut up."

* In a last ditch attempt to revive Harry's memory, Eggsy buys him a dog that is Mr. Pickle's breed. He gives it to Harry as a going away present and watches with a smile as Harry plays with the puppy...[[MoodWhiplash Then Eggsy pulls out a gun and points it at the dog]].

* Angel's [[BlackComedy entire initiation into the Golden Circle]]: Poppy Adams politely asks him to dispose of another member who failed her by ''shoving him into a running meat grinder''. Then, after Angel's "make-over", Poppy happily serves him a hamburger made from said ground-up henchman's meat. After some initial hesitation, Angel takes a large bite, and with tears in his eyes declares that it's delicious.

-->'''Elton:''' If you save the world, you can have a backstage pass. (''blows Harry a kiss'')

* The revived Harry (who is now half blind) tries to replicate his successful bar fight against some homophobic rednecks. [[RealityEnsues Unfortunately, his coordination is off due to his lack of depth-perception,]] and it doesn't go exactly as planned.

* Almost every scene with the POTUS is hilarious in a BlackComedy way. Once it's revealed how much of [[PresidentEvil an asshole he is, he jumps straight into LaughablyEvil]]. Special highlight must be the dismissive gesture he does to general [=McCoy=], ordering him to take Fox away once it's revealed she has the virus too. That he might or might not be an intended TakeThat only adds to the hilarity.

* Angel's entire BlackComedy initiation into the Golden Circle: Poppy Adams politely asks him to dispose of another member who failed her by ''shoving him into a running meat grinder''. Then, after Angel's "make-over", Poppy happily serves him a hamburger made from said ground-up henchman's meat. After some initial hesitation, Angel takes a large bite, and with tears in his eyes declares that it's delicious.

** Fridge Humor, if you will, when you notice it is evocative of Tilde offering Eggsy anal last time around. What does [[AccidentalInnuendo "backstage pass" sound like a euphemism for?]]
** A priceless moment comes just as one robot dog is about to go in for the kill...only to be halted by Elton John jumping in front of Harry wearing a ''massive'' grin on his face as �Rocket Man� plays in the background.

*** Not to mention that He's wearing this outrageous outfit made of rainbow feathers, complete with headpiece.
** The Fridge Humor on Elton�s PreAssKickingOneLiner before beating up Poppy�s {{Mooks}} is quite priceless.
-->"Fuck off, or I�ll fuck you up!"

* From the Red Band teaser, Eggsy's reaction to [[spoiler:seeing Harry Hart alive and well]]:

* A [[http://darcyfirth.tumblr.com/post/163212519177/ok-but-harry-holding-an-umbrella-with-the sharp-eyed fan on Tumblr]] noticed that, in the scene where we see [[spoiler: Harry and Eggsy fighting together]] there is a sign on the marquee that says [[FunnyBackgroundEvent "The Bitch]] [[HesBack Is Back!"]]

* Poppy's robot dogs are programmed to view Elton John as a friend instead of a target. [[spoiler:That changes when he pisses Poppy off near the end and she orders them to kill him.]]

* Tequila [[spoiler:suffering the side effects of Poppy's drugs]] gives us the ''beautiful'' image of [[spoiler:Creator/ChanningTatum dancing around wearing only a cowboy hat and jumpsuit]].
** A bit of ActorAllusion to ''Film/MagicMike.'' And just as you'd expect from someone with the actor's dancing chops, [[spoiler: the dancing is ''[[StylisticSuck terrible]].'']]

* After Harry and Elton John [[spoiler:destroy Poppy's robot dogs.]]

** A priceless moment comes [[spoiler: just as one robot dog is about to go in for the kill...only to be halted by Elton John jumping in front of Harry wearing a ''massive'' grin on his face as ‘Rocket Man’ plays in the background.]]
** [[spoiler:Harry screaming "HEEL!" at the dogs as they chase him.]]
* [[spoiler: After Elton John is cured, he immediately tells his minder to fuck off and leave his room.]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent This is all in the background of Poppy's monologue.]]

** And later [[spoiler: Elton John taking out two of Poppy's goons on his own, including taking one out with a flying kick ''while wearing platform shoes''.]]
*** Not to mention that [[spoiler: He's wearing this outrageous outfit made of rainbow feathers, complete with headpiece.]]
** The Fridge Humor on Elton’s PreAssKickingOneLiner before beating up Poppy’s {{Mooks}} is quite priceless.
-->"Fuck off, or I’ll fuck you up!"

* Almost every scene with the POTUS is hilarious in a BlackComedy way. Once it's revealed [[spoiler:how much of [[PresidentEvil an asshole]] he is, he jumps straight into LaughablyEvil]]. Special highlight must be the dismissive gesture he does to general [=McCoy=], [[spoiler:ordering him to take Fox away once it's revealed she has the virus too]]. That he might or might not be an intended TakeThat only adds to the hilarity.
** On that note, the implication that [[spoiler: you need to literally be on drugs to cope with being this guy's Chief of Staff]] is pure BlackComedy.

* Eggsy and Whiskey, while escaping from the mountain facility in Italy, are in a cable-car riding down to the bottom. [[spoiler: Charlie traps them inside, then proceeds to override the controls for the car and sends it spinning around like a top. Apart from Eggsy and Whiskey basically being thrown against the walls by the centrifugal force, Charlie is actually ''giggling'' as he makes the car spin faster]].

* At least for audience members who already suspected or didn't particularly like the character, [[spoiler:Harry abruptly shooting Whiskey in the head]] was hilarious. Especially since Eggsy completely freaks out, while Harry is totally deadpan about it.

*** Fridge Humor, if you will, when you notice it is evocative of Tilde offering Eggsy anal last time around. What does [[AccidentalInnuendo "backstage pass" sound like a euphemism for?]]

** The rednecks even use ''Harry's umbrella'' against him, opening it, squishing him with it, and punching him in the face.

* During the BarBrawl, one of the guys gets a hold of Harry's umbrella and pops it open, pinning him against the bar. We get the view from inside the umbrella as Harry's face is repeatedly smushed with every hit he takes.

* The revived Harry (who is now half blind) tries to replicate his successful bar fight against some homophobic rednecks. [[RealityEnsues Unfortunately, his coordination is off due to his lack of depth-perception,]] and it doesn't go exactly as planned. Then when Whiskey takes over and gives us what is essentially the American version of that fight, Merlin, Harry, and Eggsy are sitting down and calmly telling Harry about his disabilities...all the while rednecks are being flung around in the background.

* Before the movie plays at Vue Cinemas in the UK, there is a PSA by Mark Strong, in character as Merlin, asking the audience to switch off their phones and to not talk. And it is absolutely ''hilarious''.
-->'''Merlin:''' Don't make me come in there and re-enact the church scene from the first one on you all. Because I will! I absolutely will!

* After they both discover the ruins of their headquarters, Merlin tells Eggsy not to get emotional over his fallen comrades. Moments later when they find the "Doomsday Protocol" bottle of whiskey and finish it, the two are both drunk with Merlin weeping and Eggsy slurring comforting words to him.

-->'''Eggsy''': Should we do one for JB?
-->'''Merlin''': I think we should.

-->'''Merlin''': [''picks up bottle''] [[BraveScot I think we should drink to Scotland!]]
-->'''Eggsy''': I... think we've probably had enough, to be honest.

* Michael Gambon's PrecisionFStrike right before he gets blown up (with a cut away blocking the "fuck" part)

** The fact that when we first see it, Merlin, Eggsy and the audience automatically assume that the Doomsday Protocol is for you to [[DrowningMySorrows drown your]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink sorrows]] over the loss of your fellow agents.

* When Eggsy talks about how he has to get to a very important dinner immediately, Merlin points out that the only exit besides going back through the pond where the cops are is the sewers and cheekily asks how important the dinner is. Eggsy responds "I'll tell you how important it is." right before jumping into the sewers. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming given that said important dinner is his friend's birthday.

-->'''Eggsy''': IIII think we've probably had enough, to be honest.