History Funny / JoshScorcher

'''Creator/DwayneJohnson:''' Shut up, b(yay)ch!\\

'''Cat Deely:''' '''[[BigShutUp F(yay)KING SHUT UP!!!]]'''

'''Josh:''' (distorted) OH MY GOD! I DON'T F[=*yay*=]ING CARES!

* Opens the countdown with a parody of Music/TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny.

'''Josh:''' Say ''what?!''\\

'''Josh:''' ({{beat}}) ...I am going to kill you... ''(lunges at Chewie)'' ...'''''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU SON OF A--]]'''''\\

TOO MUCH!\\\

I'm Mister Hellfire, I'm Mister [[YouCannotEscapeMe GET OVER HERE!]]\\

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[[folder: Countdown Lists]]

I'm Mister Hellfire, I'm Mister [[YouCannotEvadeMe GET OVER HERE!]]\\

[[folder: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Reviews]]

[[folder: FOB Equestria]]

[[folder: Let's Play]]

[[folder: Miscellaneous]]

[[AC: Top Ten God Bosses]]

[[AC: Top 10 Most Annoying Bosses (2024)]]

* Alex suggesting various [[ItMakesSenseInContext dirty pony names]], and Josh's horrified reactions.\\

-->'''"Mr. Burns:"''' Well one of our subsidiaries has finished their latest Triple A title, so now we can release it!
-->'''"Doctor:"''' Well under the circumstances I’d rather not.
-->'''"Mr. Burns:"''' Why not?
-->'''"Doctor:"''' Microsoft I’m afraid this is your worst Triple A release of 2023, it has all the Triple A smells.
-->'''"Mr. Burns:"''' So you’re saying it’s blatantly unfinished?
-->'''"Doctor"''': Yes.
-->'''"Mr. Burns"''': The story is nonexistent?
-->'''"Doctor"''': Yes.
-->'''"Mr. Burns"''': With poorly implemented live service elements?
-->'''"Doctor"''': Um a little bit yes, in addition we’ve found several completely new fails in it.
-->'''"Mr. Burns"''': I see, but higher ups said everything was fine!
-->'''"Doctor"''': Uh no, that’s because they relied on mock reviews. If you have a minute I can explain.
-->'''"Mr. Burns"''': Well..
-->'''"Doctor"''': Okay, so this doorway represents the game and these are development issues. This is crunch, this is poor management and this cute little cuttlebug is all the devs that left. Now here’s what happens when they all try to make a game. ''(He starts shoving them through the door while acting like Curly Howard)'' Move it chowdahead, we call it the Arkane Magic!
-->'''Blurb''': This is what the higher-ups ACTUALLY believed.
-->'''"Mr. Burns"''': So what you’re saying is, it can be released!
-->'''"Doctor"''': Oh no no no, even a slight change or delay could-
-->'''"Mr. Burns"''': It can be released..
-->'''Blurb''': It gets released… ''(Cutaway to Redfall’s negative reception as the Price is Right Losing Horn blares.)''
-->'''"Mr. Burns"''': Smithers, are they.. booing me?

-->'''Super People 2:''' Did you keep the working title, or... (Time: 10 Months) (Worst Name)\\
'''Crossfire X:''' Now I just wanna watch that old commercial again. (Time: 15 Months) (Most 90's Sounding Name)\\
'''Space Punks:''' Probably would have fit right in... during the 90's. (Time: 18 Months) (Most Likely to rip off Guardians of the Galaxy)\\
'''Gloria Victis:''' Gloria, Victis Gone! (Time: 8 Months) (Least Glorious)\\
'''Rumbleverse:''' This verse will never rumble again. (Time: 6 Months) (Smallest Magnitude)\\
'''Hellfire Tactics:''' Remember when autobattles were a thing? Me neither. (Time: 4 Months) (Latest to a trend)\\
'''Back 4 Blood:''' Wait, didn't these same devs make another failed live service? (Time: 15 Months) (Worst Marketing)\\
'''Crimeslight:''' Oh hey, Konami! Was wondering when you'd show up! (Time: 12 Months) (Worst Shutdown)\\
'''Babylon's Fall:''' Platinum just can't catch a break, can they? (Time: 9 Months) (Worse use of a competent studio)\\
'''Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier:''' A little late for Battle Royales, Square... A little late... (Time: 14 Months) (Least necessary)\\
'''Echoes of Mana:''' Looks like they fell on deaf ears. (Time: 13 Months) (Best imitation of the Mana Tree [[labelnote:*]](It always burns down)[[/labelnote]])\\
'''Brilliant Lights:''' JUST GIVE US BRAVELY THIRD ALREADY! (Time: 13 Months) (Least brilliant)\\
'''Dragon Quest: The Hero of Dai - A Hero's Bonds!:''' Way to live up to your name. (Most prophetic title)\\
'''Dead Cide Club:''' Oh now that's just funny! (Time: 6 Months) (EVEN MORE prophetic title)\\
'''Side Bullet:''' Yeah, same devs, by the way! (Time: 1 Month) (Quickest death)\\
'''Cinder:''' Burn away to nothing. [[labelnote:*]](It was an [=NFT=] game)[[/labelnote]] (Time: 12 Months) (Most deserving to die)\\
'''Knockout City:''' [[SincerityMode Aw... That one was actually good...]] (Time: 25 Months) (Least deserving to die)\\
'''Avengers:''' [[Film/ThorLoveAndThunder Almost as]] [[Series/SecretInvasion2023 good as]] [[TakeThat the MCU is right now.]] (Time: 36 Months) (Most prolonged death)\\
'''Stadia:''' Thanks for aging one of my best videos! Ya pricks! (Time: 37 Months) (Least surprising)

--> '''Josh''': My friends mean more to me than anything!
--> ''Beat''
--> '''Josh''': '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!]]'''

-->'''Alex:''' Point is, Josh, your jokes are so bad they cause [[StuffBlowingUp property damage]]. I'm here to ensure you do something that's actually useful.
-->'''Josh:''' Oh, you're one to talk, Mister [[OldShame Double Top Five]].
-->'''Alex:''' *DeathGlare and RecordScratch*
-->'''Josh:''' *{{Beat}}* [[OhCrap I didn't mean that.]]

-->'''Alex:''' ''(Completely deadpan)'' Like watch a guy [[SoundEffectBleep *yay*]] [[BestialityIsDepraved a goat]].
-->'''Josh:''' ''({{Beat}})'' ''[[{{Squick}} Alex!]]''

-->'''Josh:''' Well, at least she's a better guard than [[WebAnimation/DusksDawn Private Doughnut.]]
-->'''Doughnut:''' [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Must've been a cat or somethin'...]]
-->'''Josh''': *Covering his face and screaming in frustration*

-->'''Twilight:''' Having read many mystery novels...
-->'''Both:''' [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!]]

-->'''Alex:''' Oh, hey! A Creator/TaraStrong [[ActorAllusion character's in a bubble!]] ''(leans forward with a smug smile on his face)'' [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Powerpuff Girls]] [[WebAnimation/DoubleRainboom Crossover]]...
-->''(cuts to a shot of outside Josh's house)''
-->'''Josh:''' '''''[[Main/ScreamDiscretionShot HAAAAAAAA]][[Main/OverlyLongScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!]]'''''
* Alex suggesting various [[ItMakesSenseInContext dirty pony names]], and Josh's horrified reactions.

-->'''Alex:''' [[LargeHam MMMMMMM, YEEES!]]

-->'''[[Videogame/KidIcarusUprising Hades]]:''' ''(Apologetically)'' That would be my doing.
-->'''Alex:''' [[HoYay Shut up, baby, I know.]]
-->'''Josh:''' ''(Stares in StunnedSilence, with a [[Main/ScreamingAtSquick scream]] playing in the background)''

* The lead up to the reveal of Number 5.

* Josh and Ari already knew that just about everyone [[BestKnownForTheFanservice was expecting someone from the]] ''VideoGame/{{Shantae}}'' series to make the list.

* Josh and Ari already knew that just about everyone was expecting someone from the ''VideoGame/{{Shantae}}'' series was going to make the list.

[[AC: Top 10 Most Annoying Bosses]]

* Number 8 pretty much sums up the downward spiral of Redfall using a dubbed clip from The Mansion Family

-->"Mr. Burns:" Well one of our subsidiaries has finished their latest Triple A title, so now we can release it!
-->"Doctor:" Well under the circumstances I’d rather not.
-->"Mr. Burns:" Why not?
-->"Doctor:" Microsoft I’m afraid this is your worst Triple A release of 2023, it has all the Triple A smells.
-->"Mr. Burns:" So you’re saying it’s blatantly unfinished?
-->"Doctor": Yes.
-->"Mr. Burns": The story is nonexistent?
-->"Doctor": Yes.
-->"Mr. Burns": With poorly implemented live service elements?
-->"Doctor": Um a little bit yes, in addition we’ve found several completely new fails in it.
-->"Mr. Burns": I see, but higher ups said everything was fine!
-->"Doctor": Uh no, that’s because they relied on mock reviews. If you have a minute I can explain.
-->"Mr. Burns": Well..
-->"Doctor": Okay, so this doorway represents the game and these are development issues. This is crunch, this is poor management and this cute little cuttlebug is all the devs that left. Now here’s what happens when they all try to make a game. (He starts shoving them through the door while acting like Curly Howard) Move it chowdahead, we call it the Arkane Magic!
-->Blurb: This is what the higher-ups ACTUALLY believed.
-->"Mr. Burns": So what you’re saying is, it can be released!
-->"Doctor": Oh no no no, even a slight change or delay could-
-->"Mr. Burns": It can be released..
-->Blurb: It gets released… (Cutaway to Redfall’s negative reception as the Price is Right Losing Horn blares.)
-->"Mr. Burns": Smithers, are they.. booing me?

"Doctor:" Well under the circumstances I’d rather not.
"Mr. Burns:" Why not?
"Doctor:" Microsoft I’m afraid this is your worst Triple A release of 2023, it has all the Triple A smells.
"Mr. Burns:" So you’re saying it’s blatantly unfinished?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: The story is nonexistent?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: With poorly implemented live service elements?
Doctor: Um a little bit yes, in addition we’ve found several completely new fails in it.
Mr. Burns: I see, but higher ups said everything was fine!
Doctor: Uh no, that’s because they relied on mock reviews. If you have a minute I can explain.
Mr. Burns: Well..
Doctor: Okay, so this doorway represents the game and these are development issues. This is crunch, this is poor management and this cute little cuttlebug is all the devs that left. Now here’s what happens when they all try to make a game. (He starts shoving them through the door while acting like Curly Howard) Move it chowdahead, we call it the Arkane Magic!
Mr. Burns: So what you’re saying is, it can be released!
Doctor: Oh no no no, even a slight change or delay could-
Mr. Burns: It can be released..
“It gets released”
Cutaway to Redfall’s negative reception as the Price is Right Losing Horn blares.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they.. booing me?

(''The Creator/{{Nintendo}} logo pops up with [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]'s "[[{{Catchphrase}} It's me!]]" playing over it'')\\