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* Lehm makes fun of Maestro by saying gunfights are [[ItMakesSenseInContext glorified farting noises]].
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* Chinatsu challenges Koko on [[ArmorPiercingQuestion on why she's in the arms trading business.]] Koko mocks her question and rather tells her that she'll say why on her dying breath. Koko also reverse Chinatsu's grapple on her arm so that she's holding her arm in return.
--->'''Chinatsu:''' [[LampshadeHanging Bitch you're crazy! Let me go!"]]
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--->'''Lehm''': Let's see if I've got this right. You want to know why a majorly bad-ass mercenary, whose been on the winning side of a hundred battles, would want to take a job as a bodyguard for a chick arms dealer.

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--->'''Lehm''': Let's see if I've got this right. You want to know why a majorly bad-ass mercenary, whose who's been on the winning side of a hundred battles, would want to take a job as a bodyguard for a chick arms dealer.
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* Valmet skipping R across the water like a stone after he tried to feel her up. Made especially amusing by Tojo and Lutz's commentary.

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* Valmet skipping R across the water like a stone [[PervertRevengeMode after he tried to feel her up.up]]. Made especially amusing by Tojo and Lutz's commentary.
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'''Lutz:''' Aw, no [[CatFight cat fight]]?

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'''Lutz:''' '''Lehm:''' Aw, no [[CatFight cat fight]]?
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* The first episode of Perfect Order has a funny moment: Valmet and Karen growl at each other with animosity, only for Koko and Minami to break up the fight before it starts.
-->'''Koko & Minami:''' Alright, ladies, knock it off.\\
'''Valmet & Karen:''' (''dejected'') Sorry. It won't happen again.\\
'''Lutz:''' Aw, no [[CatFight cat fight]]?
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** In the English dub she tells Miami she's not the cuddling type.

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** In the English dub she tells Miami she's not the cuddling type.isn't in her contract.
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** In the English dub she tells Miami she's not the cuddling type.
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* After Mildo loses her fight with Valmet, the latter starts lecturing the former. Mildo's reaction?
-->''Oh, fuck me, she's in lecture mode."
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--->'''Lehm''': Let's see if I've got this right. You want to know why a majorly bad-ass mercenary, whose been on the winning side of a hundred battles, would want to take a job as a bodyguard for a chick arms dealer.
--->'''Jonah''': I don't remember using the word 'bad-ass'.
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* When Major Pollack's men observe Koko and her squad from a distance, one of his soldiers commented that Koko was having a tantrum that's equal to a seizure.
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* On guard duty, Lehm is talking with Jonah, and is about to explain why an unrivaled, fearless soldier like him is doing with a girl like Koko, and as he's building up to his punchline of her skills, they run into a sleepwalking Koko. Lehm's train of thought is derailed.

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* On guard duty, Lehm is talking with Jonah, and is about to explain why an unrivaled, fearless soldier like him is doing with a girl like Koko, and as he's building up to his punchline of her skills, they run into a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEQwO529NEQ sleepwalking Koko. Lehm's train of thought is derailed.]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik1sSZ8GkUw Jonah + Math = Hilarious]]... Somewhat.



* Jonah comes to call Valmet for breakfast, and she tosses him a rubber knife and "suggests" they spar as a warm up (this is after Valmet's been doing handstands and several hundred one-arm pushups at high speed). Jonah's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction]] says it all, and that's ''before'' Valmet hilariously curbstomps him, while lecturing on the mistakes he's making. It ends with a worn out Jonah tossed over Valmet's shoulder, with her casually carrying him to breakfast and continuing her lecture.

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* Jonah comes to call Valmet for breakfast, and she tosses him a rubber knife and "suggests" they spar as a warm up (this is after Valmet's been doing handstands and several hundred one-arm pushups at high speed). Jonah's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction]] says it all, and that's ''before'' Valmet hilariously curbstomps him, while lecturing on the mistakes he's making. It ends with a worn out Jonah tossed over Valmet's shoulder, with her casually carrying him to breakfast and continuing her lecture. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HV88nnfl0 It manages to be both awesome and funny at the same time.]]
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--> '''Bookman''': "OhCrap, I'm going to be out by ''2000 dollars''."

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--> '''Bookman''': "OhCrap, I'm going to be out by ''2000 dollars''.""
* In episode 12 of Perfect Order Chequita's little tantrum, and Kaspar totally ignoring her despite the fact she's attacking the back of his seat [[spoiler: When Jonah leaves his group]] is amusing as well as heartwarming.
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* Karen tells Dr. Minami in an embarassing way that she doesn't have breasts like Valmet. The doctor denies her answer...

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* Karen tells Dr. Minami in an embarassing embarrassing way that she doesn't have breasts like Valmet. The doctor denies her answer...

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* During a business dinner between Currie and Dr. Miami, Milde gets more and more worked up, until eventually she starts a fistfight with Karen. Currie and Dr. Miami calmly continue their discussion while the two women beat the tar outta each other just off screen.
* When Dr Minami finds out the reason that there is tension between Karen and Jonah is because the last time they met Jonah tried to kill Karen, she responds by commenting appreciatively on how tough Karen is.

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* During a business dinner between Currie and Dr. Miami, Milde Mildo gets more and more worked up, until eventually she starts a fistfight with Karen. Currie and Dr. Miami calmly continue their discussion while the two women beat the tar outta each other just off screen.
* When Dr Dr. Minami finds out the reason that there is tension between Karen and Jonah is because the last time they met Jonah tried to kill Karen, she responds by commenting appreciatively on how tough Karen is.is.
* Karen tells Dr. Minami in an embarassing way that she doesn't have breasts like Valmet. The doctor denies her answer...
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--> '''Bookman''': "OhCrap, I'm going to be out by ''[[BeyondTheImpossible 2000 dollars]]''."

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--> '''Bookman''': "OhCrap, I'm going to be out by ''[[BeyondTheImpossible 2000 dollars]]''.''2000 dollars''."
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** And later, when Bookman meets Koko, she tells them that lunch is on Bookman. Bookman's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction]] says it all:

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** And later, earlier, when Bookman meets Koko, she tells them that lunch is on Bookman. Bookman's [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction]] says it all:

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