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** The Twister game at the in the [[spoiler:Editor's]] apartment gives leg varieties.



* One girl at the resort asks you to get a spider off of her shoulder. Once you do, you thank her and she turns around to walk away.[[spoiler:..revealing an even bigger spider on the back of her head.]]

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* One girl at the resort asks you to get a spider off of her shoulder. Once you do, you thank her and she turns around to walk away.[[spoiler:..revealing an even bigger spider on the back of her head.]]
* You can engage in a pillow fight at the [[spoiler:Editor's]] apartment. It ends with the girl [[spoiler:getting thrown out the window into the streets below.
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* The corridor leading to the end of the Soviet Consulate level contains two levers - a standard-looking fire alarm, and a blue fire alarm marked "Ice". Pulling this [[spoiler:causes the sprinklers to shoot flames, resulting in the damage indicator from ''[[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} GoldenEye]]'' to appear.]]

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* The corridor leading to the end of the Soviet Consulate level contains two levers - a standard-looking fire alarm, and a blue fire alarm marked "Ice". Pulling this [[spoiler:causes the sprinklers to shoot flames, resulting in an unexpected appearance of the damage indicator from ''[[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} GoldenEye]]'' to appear.GoldenEye]]''.]]
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** And you can still give the unconscious driver his fare. By throwing the money in his face.
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* The sushi chef blocking the entrance to the kitchen in the Golden Lucky Electric Squid restaurant makes no secret of his fear of spiders...to the point of bringing it up completely out of nowhere.
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* During the segment where the player is escaping [[spoiler:the simulation]], there is a giant button in the middle of one of the platforms. Press it, and [[spoiler:a humorous error message pops up with the sound of a computer fan running down, momentarily tricking the player into thinking their machine has given a kernel panic.]] Looking around after this has happened reveals that the error is being dangled on the end of a fishing rod by one of those talking circuitry symbols seen throughout the area.

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* During the segment where the player is escaping [[spoiler:the simulation]], there is a giant button in the middle of one of the platforms. Press it, and [[spoiler:a humorous error message pops up with the sound of a computer fan running down, momentarily tricking the player into thinking their machine has given a kernel panic.]] Looking around after this has happened reveals that the error [[spoiler:the error]] is being dangled on the end of a fishing rod by one of those talking circuitry symbols seen throughout the area.
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* ''[[ShowWithinAShow Wedding]] {{VideoGame/Quake}}'' - a marital version of ''VideoGame/QuakeIIIArena'' complete with fake chat log messages and a similar deep-voiced announcer.

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* ''[[ShowWithinAShow Wedding]] {{VideoGame/Quake}}'' [[{{VideoGame/Quake}} Qake]]'' - a marital version of ''VideoGame/QuakeIIIArena'' complete with fake chat log messages and a similar deep-voiced announcer.
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* When you've retrieved the artificial from the cowboy in the sushi bar, the escape involves barging past a number of mooks, which make bowling pin sounds when knocked over. [[spoiler:Lampshaded when one mook says, "Bowling joke", and lampshaded again when one of the mooks outside the subway station IS a bowling pin.]]

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* When you've retrieved the artificial kidney from the cowboy in the sushi bar, the escape involves barging past a number of mooks, which make bowling pin sounds when knocked over. [[spoiler:Lampshaded when one mook says, "Bowling joke", and lampshaded again when one of the mooks outside the subway station IS a bowling pin.]]
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** For the most part, [[TheDitz the divers even miss the pool entirely and bounce off of the floor.]]
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* One girl at the resort asks you to get a spider off of her shoulder. Once you do, you thank her and she turns around to walk away.[[spoiler:..revealing another spider on the back of her head.]]

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* One girl at the resort asks you to get a spider off of her shoulder. Once you do, you thank her and she turns around to walk away.[[spoiler:..revealing another an even bigger spider on the back of her head.]]
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** How does it end? Your taxi crashes.
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* The reason why the Director asked you to kill a man just to extract his artificial kidney worth several million Yen? So he can make a steak and kidney pie.
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* When you've retrieved the cybernetic stomach from the cowboy in the sushi bar, the escape involves barging past a number of mooks, which make bowling pin sounds when knocked over. [[spoiler:Lampshaded when one mook says, "Bowling joke", and lampshaded again when one of the mooks outside the subway station IS a bowling pin.]]
** The part where you poison the cowboy to get his artificial stomach is pretty funny as well. He starts feeling sick and runs off to the bathroom. [[spoiler:He is found in the women's bathroom for some reason.]]

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* When you've retrieved the cybernetic stomach artificial from the cowboy in the sushi bar, the escape involves barging past a number of mooks, which make bowling pin sounds when knocked over. [[spoiler:Lampshaded when one mook says, "Bowling joke", and lampshaded again when one of the mooks outside the subway station IS a bowling pin.]]
** The part where you poison the cowboy to get his artificial stomach kidney is pretty funny as well. He starts feeling sick and runs off to the bathroom. [[spoiler:He is found in the women's bathroom for some reason.]]
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* In the Soviet Consulate, the exit to the level requires you to use a face scanner to unlock a door. The obvious solution is to grab a photograph off of the wall and use that on the scanner. The player also has the option to CheekCopy several pictures and use that on the scanner. [[spoiler:Surprisingly, [[TakeThat it works]].]]

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* In the Soviet Consulate, the exit to the level requires you to use a face scanner to unlock a door. The obvious solution is to grab a photograph off of the wall and use that on the scanner. The player also has the option to CheekCopy several pictures and use that on the scanner. [[spoiler:Surprisingly, [[TakeThat it works]]. The computer even says, "Welcome back, Dr. Buttley".]]
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* Look through one of the microscopes while in the Soviet Consulate building, and you'll see two microbes moving closer to each other while porn music plays...and then a censor bar appears accompanied by a RecordNeedleScratch.
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* The player's natural instinct during the game is to explore every nook and cranny to find all the jokes. This is lampshaded in the Soviet Consulate area with, '''"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE 1032ND PLAYER TO INSPECT THIS GARBAGE!"'''.
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* When first meeting the director, he tells you to sit down...on a whoopee cushion.
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* The opening title sequence involves lines of planes flying past the screen. Amongst them is a whale.
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'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and references for yourself. Those intending to play the game are advised to avoid the following subpage until the game has been experienced.'''

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'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and references [[ShoutOut Shout Outs]] for yourself. Those intending to play the game are advised to avoid the following subpage until the game has been experienced.'''
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'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and references for yourself. Expect massive spoilers to follow.'''

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'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and references for yourself. Expect massive spoilers Those intending to follow.play the game are advised to avoid the following subpage until the game has been experienced.'''
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* During the segment where the player is escaping [[spoiler:the simulation]], there is a giant button in the middle of one of the platforms. Press it, and [[spoiler:a humorous error message pops up with the sound of a computer fan running down, momentarily tricking the player into thinking their machine has given a kernel panic.]] Looking around after this has happened reveals that it's being dangled on the end of a fishing rod by one of those talking circuitry symbols seen throughout the area.

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* During the segment where the player is escaping [[spoiler:the simulation]], there is a giant button in the middle of one of the platforms. Press it, and [[spoiler:a humorous error message pops up with the sound of a computer fan running down, momentarily tricking the player into thinking their machine has given a kernel panic.]] Looking around after this has happened reveals that it's the error is being dangled on the end of a fishing rod by one of those talking circuitry symbols seen throughout the area.
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* The player-controlled TravelMap and the resulting HurricaneOfPuns.

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* The player-controlled TravelMap TravelMontage and the resulting HurricaneOfPuns.
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* ''[[ShowWithinAShow Wedding]] {{VideoGame/Quake}}'' - a marital version of the original ''Quake'' complete with fake chat log messages and a similar deep-voiced announcer.

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* ''[[ShowWithinAShow Wedding]] {{VideoGame/Quake}}'' - a marital version of the original ''Quake'' of ''VideoGame/QuakeIIIArena'' complete with fake chat log messages and a similar deep-voiced announcer.

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* In the Soviet Consulate area, an NPC is standing in the middle of a bridge. Passing him smashes him over the edge of the bridge, making him plummet into the middle of the road with an accompanying [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].
** In the same area, a garbage can has a mook inside it who tells you to go away. Clicking on it makes you shove the garbage can over. You can do this repeatedly, prompting the occasional deadpan "Ouch" from the mook inside.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Satisfying a fat-cat posh man's desire to "recapture the lost cheeses of my youth" by covering him in cheez wiz.]]
* Speaking of deadpan mooks, the way the mooks respond to everything in a deep deadpan monotone voice regardless of emotion is pretty funny. One moment, a mook says, "Okay, I love you, bye-bye", and another says, "Aaaahhh." and "I have fourth degree burns all over my face".
** The latter two of those above lines can be triggered twice in the game. Once in the Soviet Consulate area by [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext throwing a microwaved pigeon pie in a mook's face]], and another just before the finale where the player throws bacon and eggs in a hungry mook's face, prompting the same monotone reaction.



* When the area referred to as "Koi Pond" in the level select turns out to be a dream sequence set in the mission briefing area, you snap back to reality while holding one of the breadcrumbs from the dream sequence. You can throw this at The Director, which is accompanied by a sudden ''{{Series/Batman}}''-esque glissando brass sting.

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** The part where you poison the cowboy to get his artificial stomach is pretty funny as well. He starts feeling sick and runs off to the bathroom. [[spoiler:He is found in the women's bathroom for some reason.]]
* When the area referred to as "Koi Pond" in the level select menu turns out to be a dream sequence set in the mission briefing area, you snap back to reality while holding one of the breadcrumbs from the dream sequence. You can throw this at The Director, which is accompanied by a sudden ''{{Series/Batman}}''-esque glissando brass sting.



* ''[[ShowWithinAShow Wedding]] {{VideoGame/Quake}}'' - a marital version of the original ''Quake'' complete with fake chat log messages and a similar deep-voiced announcer.

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* ''[[ShowWithinAShow Wedding]] {{VideoGame/Quake}}'' - a marital version of the original ''Quake'' complete with fake chat log messages and a similar deep-voiced announcer.announcer.
* The player-controlled TravelMap and the resulting HurricaneOfPuns.
* One girl at the resort asks you to get a spider off of her shoulder. Once you do, you thank her and she turns around to walk away.[[spoiler:..revealing another spider on the back of her head.]]
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* Any time a hand appears to interact with something, it always turns out to be a cardboard cut out on the end of a stick. Repeatedly dial on a video phone, and a huge pile of these can appear.

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* Any time a hand appears to interact with something, it always turns out to be a cardboard cut out on the end of a stick. Repeatedly dial on a video phone, and a huge pile of these can appear.appear.
* Popping the hood of a car in a resort reveals a laptop screen underneath the hood. [[spoiler:Cue first person interpretation of the bonus stage from ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII''.]]
** Adding to this particular parody, [[spoiler:the post-victory screen has the broken, ''bleeding'' Honda congratulating you on your strength]].
* ''[[ShowWithinAShow Wedding]] {{VideoGame/Quake}}'' - a marital version of the original ''Quake'' complete with fake chat log messages and a similar deep-voiced announcer.
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* The corridor leading to the end of the Soviet Consulate level contains two levers - a standard-looking fire alarm, and a blue fire alarm marked "Ice". Pulling this [[spoiler:causes the sprinklers to shoot flames, resulting in the damage indicator from ''[[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} GoldenEye]]'' to appear.

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* The corridor leading to the end of the Soviet Consulate level contains two levers - a standard-looking fire alarm, and a blue fire alarm marked "Ice". Pulling this [[spoiler:causes the sprinklers to shoot flames, resulting in the damage indicator from ''[[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} GoldenEye]]'' to appear.]]
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'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find these funny moments and references for yourself. Expect massive spoilers to follow.'''

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'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and references for yourself. Expect massive spoilers to follow.'''
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'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find these funny moments and references for yourself. Expect massive spoilers to follow.'''
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* One particular geisha asks you to rid her vase shop of flies. The sudden "Flight of the Bumblebee" music in the background already makes it funny, but add to that the "THING DONE" message upon completing it, combined with the fact that [[BrainInAJar the vases have brains in them]] for some reason, and it becomes hilarious.

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* One particular geisha asks you to rid her vase shop of flies. The sudden "Flight of the Bumblebee" music in the background already makes it funny, but add to that the "THING DONE" message upon completing it, combined with the fact that [[BrainInAJar the vases have brains in them]] for some reason, and it becomes hilarious.hilarious.
* During the segment where the player is escaping [[spoiler:the simulation]], there is a giant button in the middle of one of the platforms. Press it, and [[spoiler:a humorous error message pops up with the sound of a computer fan running down, momentarily tricking the player into thinking their machine has given a kernel panic.]] Looking around after this has happened reveals that it's being dangled on the end of a fishing rod by one of those talking circuitry symbols seen throughout the area.
* Successfully degaussing a pigeon in the first open area makes it drop a perfume bottle. Spray this on one of the black, non-interactive [=NPCs=], and a flock of pigeons suddenly sweeps in and carries him off, as he lets out [[{{Website/Youtube}} a certain goat scream]].
* One of the possible quotes from someone diving into the pool at the resort is, "Oh my god! Water!"
* The [[spoiler:Carmen Miranda-lookalike voiced by Jim Sterling]] that appears when you interact with the fruit bowl next to a certain bartender at the resort.[[spoiler:..and the ''VideoGame/FruitNinja'' reference that follows]].
* When you've retrieved the cybernetic stomach from the cowboy in the sushi bar, the escape involves barging past a number of mooks, which make bowling pin sounds when knocked over. [[spoiler:Lampshaded when one mook says, "Bowling joke", and lampshaded again when one of the mooks outside the subway station IS a bowling pin.]]
* When the area referred to as "Koi Pond" in the level select turns out to be a dream sequence set in the mission briefing area, you snap back to reality while holding one of the breadcrumbs from the dream sequence. You can throw this at The Director, which is accompanied by a sudden ''{{Series/Batman}}''-esque glissando brass sting.
* The phone in the Soviet Consulate. One option processes an order for ''[[{{Film/Gremlins}} Kremlins 2]]'', before putting you on hold to the tune of [[{{VideoGame/Tetris}} "Korobeiniki"]].
* In the Soviet Consulate, the exit to the level requires you to use a face scanner to unlock a door. The obvious solution is to grab a photograph off of the wall and use that on the scanner. The player also has the option to CheekCopy several pictures and use that on the scanner. [[spoiler:Surprisingly, [[TakeThat it works]].]]
* If you attempt to leave the Soviet Consulate without the data cartridge, a mission reminder pops up accompanied by a RimShot.
* The corridor leading to the end of the Soviet Consulate level contains two levers - a standard-looking fire alarm, and a blue fire alarm marked "Ice". Pulling this [[spoiler:causes the sprinklers to shoot flames, resulting in the damage indicator from ''[[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} GoldenEye]]'' to appear.
* Any time a hand appears to interact with something, it always turns out to be a cardboard cut out on the end of a stick. Repeatedly dial on a video phone, and a huge pile of these can appear.
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* The Director tells you he's going to his wine cellar, and seems to walk down a staircase behind his desk... and you see that he's actually just fallen asleep.
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* One particular geisha asks you to rid her vase shop of flies. The sudden "Flight of the Bumblebee" music in the background already makes it funny, but add to that the "THING DONE" message upon completing it, combined with the fact that [[BrainInAJar the vases have brains in them]] for some reason, and it becomes hilarious.

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